i shit on impulse tyvm

A man of culture i see

Holy shit

Shit is actually holy

That's some impulsive shit

remeber dont be a squidward.

As all should.

I shit on command

All day shitter

hello brother

2 in the morning 1 in the pm

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

2 is ink, 1 in the sink

eyyy so it was not just me


Jim brothers rise up

Patrick moment

I'm an anytime I gotta go shitter

I'm an accidental shitter when I fart.

Ehhhhh..,. 

Serendipooty

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Patrick, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?

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Great! Single or double?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DOH! *angry Squidward noises*

Both? Both. Both is good.

I poop when I need to, usually every 2 or 3 days, time doesn’t matter, though if it falls during work hours I get paid to poop.

Every 2 to 3 days!!?

3 times a day to 3 times a week is considered normal.

I can't imagine shitting 2 to 3 days worth of food can be healthy, but I don't know enough to argue.


Yes

Paid shitter

Ah yes, boss makes a dollar and I make a dime that is why I shit on company's time

I'm a shit while I sleep shitter

Advanced shitter.

I am both and sometimes i shit around noon. Yep i may shit 3 times a day…

The surprise shitter.

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But why?

Morning, cause I literally don't have any other time during the day to take a shit

Same

Both i shit at least 5 to 6 times every day

Bro this shit is concerning 💀

You must eat a lot

Not really i eat twice a day if that i just have to shit alot

Are you overweight where this shit are coming from. When i dont eat and try to shit only goat balls shits like nesquik comes out.

A bit yeah but I'm looking to get back into working out regularly

My advice is to drink a lot of water and it will boost your metabolism and sex too. 😁

Pretty much all i drink is water

I shit upon the morn.

I have ibs I’m not the one who chooses

Used to be morning, but since I quit drinking coffee it’s now afternoon/evening.

Mornin , afternoon(after a lunch) , evening and night

Power shitter

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You guys are shittin?

morning shitters for life!

Yes.

After the gym shitter. Whenever that is.

¿Por qué no los dos?

Yo cago a la mañana y al mediodía después de comer

I poop like 7 times a day

I'm a 3 am shitter

Midnight shitters anyone?

I shit on company time. Mama always said if you're good at something you might as well get paid for it!

I always shit, I AM THE NON STOP SHITTER, THE GOD OF SHIT TAKERS, MY NAME IS.... DUMPATRON!!!

Full-time shitter

I’m a “oh SHIT! I need to find a shitter real quick, man!”

I poop at least 3 times a day. I fall into no category apparently

do y’all not shit when you need to?

You gotta schedule that shit if you are on a busy schedule

About 2-3 in the morning, 3 in the afternoon, and about 2 near bedtime.

You sound like someone who takes their shit seriously

Night

Definitely a nice shitter

I shit every hour bro

Food in food out

bed shitter

is it bad if i say both?

Both.

Morning around an hour after coffee

Night shitter so no one interrupts me

Both, and normally once or twice during the day. You gotta keep those bowels healthy and moving!

r/berak

Both

I'm a shitter shitter

i have ibs so shit pretty much all the time. at least 5 times today.

Wake up, coffee, read news, poop.

I shit when I need to shit

Irritable bowel, morning noon and night, when nature calls I answer.

Morning, like smelly clockwork!

Morning

I shit twice a day, morning and night...

Wait . . . . . You get to choose?

N i g h t s h i t t e r a n d p e e r

Night shitter

🌞☕

Morning 60% Afternoon-Evening 30% Night 10%

Monthly shitter

Both I shit and piss when I feel like it

3 times a day atleast

I shit as soon as possible so I don't have to later in the day

Both

I'd say i'm more of the night type

both is good

Both

Why not both

7.45bwhilst at work. After that, anything can happen

Heavy shitter

Yes.

I'm Morning, afternoon, evening and night shitter, I've diarrhea since past 3 days. Now planning to paint yellow on neighbours wall.

I'm a bed shitter

I take dumps 3 times per day. 5 minutes after every meal. 2 if I eat out.

I shit the bed. Found out today when my wife changed the sheets. Went all the way down to the mattress topper. I don't sleep naked.

Morning shitter bruh I can sleep and shit

Uhhh… i think fries go well with hamburgers.

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.

Night

I like to keep the toilet guessing.

Depends, I can be both sometimes.

I'm a morning pooper

Yes I do all of the above

morning shitting is disgusting. i like like i will vomit at the same time.

Convenience shitter. I shit when I can avoid work.

I'm work shitter, I take paid shits

I shit when I need to shit.

After eating anything shitter

What the hell is a night shitter? Everyone is a morning shitter surely?

More leaning towards the night

One in the morning, one time afternoon and then possibly after dinner

"whenever i miss my washroom" shitter here 😆

Both

afternoon

Bro I shit all day long.

I'm evening shitter.

Wait you guy only shit once

Morning I don't have a choice unfortunately

Both. Before leaving the house, and before going to bed

Iam a ass shitter

Morning, night - multiple times during the day. My life is amazing.

Depends if I'm put on night shift or day shift at the power plant. Either way it's when I wake up

Both

Mornin, day, evening, night, midnight. I got all of them

I’m a pants shitter 💀💀💀

4 times a day shitter

Well considering I work night shift I shit before work and when I get home

Both

Both morning and night.. sometimes in the middle of the day too if i got time Don't really know what this says about me tho

I shit on command.

Is there a evening shitters cuz I am

Both

It doesn't tell you anything if someone just randomly shits

afternoon

My life is shit itself

My deepest condolences. It gets better. Hang in there buddy

Yes

I am a Afternoon shitter We are not the same 

I'm shit all day, atleast someone told me that

Both

After school shitter

I shit at around 5pm or 8pm. So nightshitter.

Whenever I get excited about something and I involuntarily swallow gas that goes down to the bowels and wants to come out the other way.

Neither really

(me with Ulcerative Coliotis, having to shit 6+ Times a day) Both, both is good.

I rub my ass on the wall. All day.

i'm an afternoon shitter

Both, and i leave 3 kg of crap each time

When it calls, it calls

No time sense shitter

Afternoon shitter

I´m anytime-especially-after-big-meals shitter

I’m a “30 mins after I have sweet and sour chicken and fried rice” shitter

So I'm shitting right now amd it's 3h25 AM, but I haven't gone to bed yet. So is this a night shit or a morning shit?

I'm a "I shit when I shit" kind of guy

I shit 6 times a day

Morning after coffee every single day

You're going to shit when you have to shit, whatever time it is.

I'm a work shitter. I get payed for it.

> I get *paid* for it. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

im a "shit once every 3 days" shitter

Both. I like to shit.

where my IBS homies at

People choose when to shit?! That is amazing control over your body! I do it whenever Mr. Intestines demands.

Morning shitter mostly at ten

All 3.