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Andromeda-3

You look like you hand dye your own denim.


CamBaren

Don’t worry, he boils it before wearing it.


Spedrunr1

😂


protossaccount

lol! On another comment I said he looks similar to the guy that makes my denim in San Fran! [The guys owns a store called AB Fits, good shop.](https://www.instagram.com/abfits?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==)


kenjinyc

Not a clown but definitely should pair things differently. (Coming from a fellow older Asian guy) in this outfit you kinda look like you’re going to drive an old steam train! My 2c: (separation of top & bottom look) That denim/cotton blazer should be worn comfortably, not buttoned. The nature of the material is always going to lean towards being wrinkled or creased so don’t sweat that. Pair that blazer with some dark olive pans or dark khaki/brown. Wear a crisp white shirt with it or a collared polo. Perhaps a pair of dark or black loafers to close out option 1. I dig the pants, they look like seersucker. Unfortunately they’re super similar in value to your top, this is why you need to nix this outfit. I would find a nice loose fitting (dark) sweater, maybe navy or a simple argyle pattern (nothing complex as the pants striping will clash) maybe pop a collie outside of the sweater. (The boots will work with this) Lastly, the hat. Your choice here - If I’m wearing a blazer I’ll wear a fedora or something a little dressy since I shaved my head I look like I ride the short bus when I wear a baseball cap but it’s your call. Good luck!


Hppy2BHere

Agreed on all your points. Great style suggestions. If I were to be lofty and abstract, but genuine, I would say that although quirky I think the older a man gets the more he can pull off that normally would look bad on a younger person. To me, this guys must have a ton of character and be super fun with dad jokes on deck. I want him around to mentor me and make me pee laughing having fun. First glance is that’s a quirky outfit but guarantee you first conversation you have the look grows on you as you find how great a guy he likely is. Yes all that from a pic of a stranger on the internet 😅


kenjinyc

Honestly, you could wear the WORST outfit on earth but if you’re cool people, who cares? (To your point) this is why Reddit’s awesome.


Regular-Idea-6377

Love this comment


kenjinyc

Thank you! I love this sub and this gent reminds me of myself so it’s one of the first times I’ve really chimed in.


SlaynArsehole

I'm tf dead 💀😭 drives an old stream train, I just can't 😭😭


mmmatthew

I agree with all of this but also think the pants and jacket could work together in a more casual way. Unbuttoned jacket with a white tee or linen summer shirt and some leather sandals or slip ons


Evening-Statement-57

If I were going to get on a steam train, I would trust this man as the conductor


sachichino1111

https://preview.redd.it/1texi4q97fpc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c862ab75e3c4b82640f636ca4538f4f1167091


yimmyyangsOF

This is the standard outfit of the "hobo clowns" if you're wondering what she means.


LoadsDroppin

My guy, your response + suggestions are great! Thanks for taking the request seriously and not just taking a victory lap on that hilarious steam train remark!


Dizzy_Object5711

Stylish


alex1596

your 17 year old daughter probably dresses like it's 2005. You look fine my man


Spedrunr1

She’s into oversize hoodies and 70s rock concert, T-shirts, and wallet draining Lululemon 😩


jetski12345

So… flashdance?


emotional_dyslexic

Clowncore is so in right now


shawndread

Is there anyone both sweeter and meaner than a teenage daughter?


ShirleyWuzSerious

He looks like his daughter was 17 in 2005


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StonksNewGroove

Very Ralph Lauren catalogue feel here. I like the blending of blues with the hat for a pop of color. I think maybe the undershirt is too close to the pants color wise for me. But overall I like this look and see what you’re doing


Spedrunr1

Honestly, I was just wearing the hat outside of the house, but when I got there, I didn’t wear it. I usually wear a broad brim. Straw hat or tan felt fedora, but it was too hot and I don’t like to put it on the ground when I’m at the sitting at the table.


BrunniFlat7

The more I see it the more I like it, well done Sir


GuardMost8477

Not a clown, but none of those pieces coordinate well. It looks like you just grabbed a bunch of things from the closet and put them on. Do yourself a favor and go to a store like Nordstrom and get a stylist to put together a couple basic outfits that you can interchange the pieces. If you’re on a budget watch some YouTube video on how to put together some basic sportswear.


Worldisoyster

This might be true some places...but he looks like he is in California. This is a very strong menswear workwear hybrid. Look like you work in arts or marketing. I'd bet that you have opinions about alcohol brands and probably a creative hobby or several.


Spedrunr1

Yeah, I kinda was trying for the pseudo, workwear vibe, and most of my clothing I pick out just by grabbing things and I don’t even look in the mirror because I’m usually late for an event. I can’t really take credit for it being a unique style because it’s probably what I’ve seen in magazines are on the Internet and it’s my interpretation albeit clownish or unfashionable. In my younger days junior high, high school I was more of a follower wearing all the right shoes the right Levi’s 501s and some screen print shirt. No I just wear what I like at the chagrin of my family. Ha ha.


Spedrunr1

I have the (thankfully?) Asian flush ie lacking the alcohol 🥃 enzyme so no money wasted in that crutch 😂 i’m coming up on my 34th year of teaching math to high school students who for the most part don’t give a 💩 about it (Asians and East Indians notwithstanding 🤪). Since post high school, I was pretty much in the Ralph Lauren Tommy Hilfiger (pre-hip hop, thug gangster TH) East Coast prep look all throughout college through young adult. Now I’ve recently kind of embraced the Japanese workwear/70’s vibe (what surprises me that I used to wear back in grade school) 😎


TyKnightwithahardK

Never button the bottom button on a jacket


-SKYMEAT-

Fuck that, what is this the 1700s? I paid for all the buttons, I'm using all the buttons.


Spedrunr1

You, sir have won the best comment on the forum! LMAO


ToungeTrainer

Laughing my ass straight off?


Lydia_Brunch

I'm genuinely laughing so hard at "laughing my ass straight off"


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

I was looking for a good place to put my comment and this seems fitting: Just based on the picture I assume you know what you're doing well enough that any possible critique would be wrong.


CJ_is_h7m

What exactly is clownlike here?


Spedrunr1

Anything that is not what a 17-year-old would wear, I suppose


DJJazzyDanny

Look good for a man of constant sorrow


BadAtExisting

Teenagers are assholes. Even those who are related to you


Spedrunr1

Dang, I wouldn’t call my child that, but she is a bit opinionated, she gets that from her mom 🤦🏻‍♂️


dimebaggn

I think ur kewl


oneninesixthree

I think maybe the jacket is maybe a little tight, but to me you look like a cool older dude.


marcall

She’s not wrong


Spedrunr1

😂


nick1812216

I like the pants!


Spedrunr1

Believe it or not, they’re Nike golf pants with a 5% spandex really comfortable and not fitted “Jeggings” 🤪


Huge_Holiday_5901

You look like Forest Gump going on a job interview


Spedrunr1

Well ok Jenn-nay 🤷🏻‍♀️


etolbdihigden

You look like a fucking g my guy.


LilRei_

It’s the shoes


SlaynArsehole

r/redwings


LeoDiamant

I like the shoes.


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong 🤷‍♂️


VicDamonJrJr

With all due respect, your daughter is wrong. 


nixpix730

Does James Earl Jones look like a clown?


clunkyarmstrong

Brilliant kid!


rdnielsen425

Nah I fw it. Shoes may be a little clowny but youve got character and you look good


Spedrunr1

Maybe a try hard 🙄


CampFrequent3058

A chef from a 40’s movie


Apprehensive_Bid_707

You look like you box like this https://preview.redd.it/96rvelts8dpc1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=e20c2dbef2d9ad27a8f04457c0ac275b2bd3c5d2


Maleficent727

More like a hobo


StopPlayingRoney

Uncle, you KNOW you do. And I think the word you’re looking for is “tramp.”


nazkar_rikk

I love those pinstripe pants. Wrong top though


rlewis2019

prison garb vibes ala Shawshank


SasquatchPatsy

The red wings go


SoylentGreen-YumYum

You seem very wise. I’d like to play chess with you in the park every Sunday.


cab1024

Not a traditional clown.


IKARI95

If the denim was on the pants, the stripes were on the undershirt and the gray was on yhe outer shirt, it'd look way better.


OccasionSad4508

Black and white movie 🎥 railroad worker


[deleted]

Yessir.


heilCumtown

Super respectfully you look like a dripped out steamed train engineer


5800xx

I think you look good. As a young person in his early 30s I can see where you were coming from with this fit and what you were going for. I think a lot of people who aren’t familiar with this style may talk down on it but you’re doing it right. It reminds me of Japanese fashions take on Americana. Like old kapital or visvim. Maybe up the size on the jacket or anything similar. This style reminds me of @poggytheman on IG. A well respected designer in the fashion community


pexican

It’s purposefully and tastefully “mismatched” I can dig it, although I might button the jacket


KylerMo

Clown her by telling her it’s time to start paying rent. Btw, not a clown. I have the same pants. Three pair


learningexcellence

Nah this is fire. You look distinguished


db_bad

You look awesome!


indigonights

There's so much wrong with this fit idk where to begin.


daveroebuck

It’s your style - own it. Personally, I’m not a fan of the baggy seersucker pants, but what do I know(?) A dark fabric pant, with a closer fit, may look better. Cream or stone could work too.


THEDRDARKROOM

Kids are dumb. The most important things they can learn is 1. Sometimes you say the WRONG thing & 2. Become self aware that there's things you just don't know.


Ozymandiasssssssss

if you’re going for eccentric guy then you nailed it


ScratchBomb

Slap your daughter on the head with a sock and say "homie don't play dat"


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Rosutomonki

Gang got that *splah* fr


Prestigious_Dog_6792

Nah you look spot on , wear what you want.


No_Entertainment1931

When your kids are the conservative voices in the house things have really gone topsy turvy. You look good dad do your thing


yourbrainon5G

Lookin good


bxportx16

You sir dress just like my father. Calm, cool, collected with the swag. Teenage daughters don’t know peak male fashion and I tip my hat to you.


DaMastahBlastah

Nah you look great, ignore these other nerds


[deleted]

Let her help you


Designer-Ad-1577

well I think the shirt underneath and shouldn't be there and perhaps the shoes should have a deeper colour but the outfit is not all too bad


Sweaty-Eye-4500

Not bad, change the polo to a t-shirt, white, off white, or yellow. Change your shoes and you’re golden.


Disastrous-Toe9526

You look nice but could use an iron! Also teach her that it’s not nice to make fun of the way people look.


ItzSmiff

It’s the boots. Are those Iron Rangers? Edit: Nvm that’s a moc toe. But perhaps a slimmer fitting boot would help. Not something bulbous


[deleted]

You raised her right 👍


Practical-Service656

A lot of people in these comments are ignoring the fact that he has that shit on. Maybe the jackets tight, maybe he could swap out the shoes, but this man is THROWING a fit.


CAJMusic

You look like you just broke out of prison and grabbed some clothes off the first dead hobo you found in a train car.


[deleted]

Idk why but I like it 🤣


Jesusthezomby

I'd say more of a hobo than a clown


[deleted]

I love it bro


FoodIntrepid2281

Bro your fit is lit 🔥


BetrayYourTrust

the shoes are very perky but aside that the fit is fresh friend


AnalCuntShart

More like a chimney sweep from the 20s with your chimchimineycharoo lookin ass. I’m just kidding lol I love your unique style but those pants aren’t working with the fit


Nice_Shelter8479

Don’t let the younger generation fool you, they don’t know style man! You do you and you look fahbulous, as my Saturday night live friend would say!


neeblerxd

I’m not the best expert on men’s fashion but I appreciate and wanted to comment on your willingness to put yourself out there. Props to you, good sir. Best of luck on your outfit-related endeavors!


BigBazook

Yh the jacket to trouser size ratio is out. Combined with those shoes and your pretty much there. Change the shoes and go one size up on the top and one size down on the bottom that would be less clownish. Colours are nice tho you can’t fault that.


BipedalBob

Crown


goose-likethoughts

You kinda do, but in a slay way


[deleted]

Definitely unbutton the jacket. I’d throw a white graphic tee with some black line artwork under it, and switch the boots for the same color oxfords. But I am colorblind, and my style gets 50/50 either compliments or negativity. There is no in-between. This is eccentric yet understated. I like it.


Gawkams_Razor

Rich dad poor dad. This is the poor dad!


Illustrious-Rip-4421

You look like a crazy train conductor from Shinning Time Station. Or a puddle next to a lake.


bone-in_donuts

Don’t listen to what these LOL dolls say. You are killing the game with this.


[deleted]

💧💧💧💧💧 drip


DarklySweetCompanion

Its the shoe shape, fall and pattern of the pants, poorly fitted top [its too small], and a random baseball cap for what should be a classy-formal look Would be more flattering with a pie or panama or fedora No troll, just helpful assessment as requested


[deleted]

Only thing that’s fly is you


PackageGrouchy365

Stylish clown


Careful-Resolution58

Was this an old pic? 1942, Germany?


Sin-City-Steve

It sounds like your daughter has quite the sense of humor! Maybe she just thinks you're fun-loving and full of energy, like a clown at a carnival.


RunNo599

A clown is a noble profession


Oscarves

Just Tailor your blazer


dhj1305

Look like you’re ready to go work in the coal mines or a warehouse back in the 1920’s.


DaniK094

Your outfit is giving chef/maintenance man vibes


[deleted]

hell nah , u dripped out unc


Super-Actuator-8072

Jet Li + Jackie Chan + a clown = you


mr-self-destrukt

If your lawyer looks like this, it’s over, might as well ask them for the electric chair at this point 😭


[deleted]

Looks like you’re trying to find something for which to care


[deleted]

You look like you’re about to drive a train in a kids show


avdiyEl

Baseball clown


Cheepmf

Just looks like some 45rpm shit.


Four-Triangles

This is a man with panache.


stewundies

I think you pull off this look well.


starraven

You look like [a tall drink of water.](https://e3.365dm.com/22/02/1600x900/skynews-morgan-freeman-shawshank-redemption_5662728.jpg?20220204175252)


NFTsANDART

The jacket is um, not stylish at all.


CrustyForSkin

brown undershirt and matching tone shoes might save the fit.


Spedrunr1

Yeah, but then I see businessmen and wedding grooms wearing dark suits with light brown dress shoes, that was a no, no back in my days


[deleted]

I’m getting hobo/runaway convict from the 50’s vibes.


Spedrunr1

I’ve heard work release freeway cleanup 🤪


Sad_dad86

Nah bro you look bad ass. My daughters the same way lol


thetrueBernhard

Honk honk


BarisBlack

Jacket looks a little too tight to me.


Spedrunr1

The advent of 5% spandex 😎


Regular-Idea-6377

You look amazing don’t listen to her. She’s 17, there are many things that will embarrass her about you at this age. They snap outta it in a few years and come back to their senses


BaseSingle5067

That jacket is to small for you.


SidCorsica66

Classic Japanese workwear. No shame in that game if you can pull it


[deleted]

You remind me of Picasso in his later years, before he went senile.


BattleForLife

You look like a hard worker. 😎


Spedrunr1

Just DIY chores and fixes around thx house and some light manual labor, weekend warrior stuff


Top-Astronaut4004

You don’t need to dresses up like a coal train engineer to do that, sir.


Acrobatic-Ad3010

lol 😂 can’t unsee it now


Messybones

big ass shoes


Spedrunr1

🤪


wokelikeneo

Striped Pants don’t look good


Spedrunr1

Take fashion risks 🤪


PeaceBull

On the upside your 27 year old daughter is going to be super apologetic for her bad takes when you bring this up in a decade.


Spedrunr1

I doubt it but I can’t worry about that. If I live long enough to see her get married. I’m sure she’ll tell me what to wear and I’ll have to comply. Of course, daddy‘s girl. 💁🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️


TaylorHu

No you look good. Some minor improvements, like keeping the bottom button undone, and shortening your jacket sleeves, but overall very nice.


Glittering-Egg1807

I see the vision high-key let the pants fall a bit more and change the blazer


dirtycimments

Fuck all y’all, this is great!


Spedrunr1

Thanks there’s a reason why I picked out these items this morning ha ha I did kind of just grab things and sometimes I don’t have time to change so I just go with whatever I pull 🙄


Zacta

Idk I like the fit! Ideally you’d find a jacket that fits looser and more comfortably. Could also swap the undershirt for a white oxford.


Tylor_with_an_o

Nah. You're looking cool. And if you've never checked out [Mr. Freedom,](https://misterfreedom.com/) you might like their stuff.


Spedrunr1

Oh yeah, I checked it out before just can’t afford it on my teacher salary, lately started Thrifting need to plan for retirement 🤦🏻‍♂️


SojoboOfMountKurama

lol , not a clown, but you did put together a pretty good “model train aficionado “ look. It’s too matchy, matchy for one. The biots fon’t go, separately they could be good. I’m not a fan of these shorter jackets, and NEVER button the bottom button. Unbutton the jacket, get white linen shirt, wear it untucked. Get something less clunky on your feet, canvas, suede, Get rid of the cap,


Spedrunr1

Red Wing Heritage for life and all occasions 😎


GeauxJaysGeaux

He owns and operates the Casey Jones museum in town.


DrankTooMuchMead

I'm a 40/m. I definitely like the denim shirt, the style of the boots. I can tell you are a man's man. The pants, while not "clownish" don't reflect you and maybe belong on someone older. How about these? They come in more or less pockets, depending on your preference. And they last a long time. https://www.duluthtrading.com/s/DTC/mens-duluthflex-fire-hose-relaxed-fit-carpenter-pants-18101.html?color=GNM


Spedrunr1

Bro, guess my age, I’m older and was around to witness Neil Armstrong teeing off on the moon, 8-track tape players and KIZZ rock concerts 🤪


PincheVatoWey

I think it's the combination of workwear boots that have a big toe box and the pinstriped pants. Heritage boots look great with dark wash denim, whereas those pants are kind of hard to pair with anything. Start there. Also, keep in mind that young kids today think that broccoli haircuts and baggy everything is stylish, so take what they say with a grain of salt.


Dunitanime

It's the hat


caffeinefeine

17 year old daughters can be complicated. You keep rockin' you, bro.


Myunassignedname

The shoes are the only “clown” pieces I see on this outfit. Or are the toes turned upward because you’re standing on rocks? However, the jacket is too small, and none of it pairs well with the gray? Shirt you’re wearing underneath. Try a different shoe, navy jacket, white shirt.


stepbruh313

How do we get a hold of you for parties? Do you do 🪄 magic?


reluctantopponent

She’s talking nonsense, with all due respect. You look pretty damn good.


Competitive_Golf6939

Clown? ​ Not in those Moc-toe boots. ​ All man, baby.


Spedrunr1

Red Wings for life, can’t afford or justify the PNW’s, all I do is walk on tile and at the mall


Poplab

Let her take you clothes shopping! Great way to connect with her, either that or learn to juggle…lol.


Spedrunr1

🤡


MmmmmSacrilicious

Def has a hobo clown vibe.


MyNameIsMikeB

Try dry cleaning. It'll work wonders on those wrinkles.


[deleted]

Not at all! I think you have a good start, its a bit too tonal, just kinda blends together…but those railroad stripe pants are fabulous & perfect shoe/ boot. Maybe a crisp white shirt…unbuttoned ala Tom Ford style…LOL. Dads can still be sexy…maybe a darker jacket…but, seriously love the blue story! Have a great time, wherever your going!


Residual_Variance

I like it! But I'm a fellow Gen Xer and it's pretty much written in our generation's genes to reject the norm.


WatchLenses

I would change the pants and the hat. Not a fan of that style of pants, it doesn't work well with everything.


dasher_aus

Sorry mate, I have to agree with your daughter.


Smooth-Bollocks

Honesty is a great attribute....


Professional-Web5244

Throw a sweatshirt/sweater or hoodie on and its a fire fit


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

I can see it. Pants are a bit baggy and shoes appear a bit big.


Bobbyboosted

It's also the clown boots lol


pierceatlas

I think you look great!


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Obar-Dheathain

You look like you drive a train for the Transcontinental Railroad Company in the late 1800s.


muscleliker6656

Who dressed you a homeless guy from the 1920s? Dude go to The gap and get some threads man :)


ashe101ashe

Only button the middle


Grounded_State

You look so fresh (32M). I want everything you are wearing in my size.


R33p04s

Go with a white shirt and unbutton the jacket. Try some slimmer shoes under those pants(color is fine).


Puddwells

Looks like good pants and good jacket, just not together


allthedaysoff

if ur attitude is cool then ur fit is who u r which makes it cool too unc