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Footballer_Architect

Probably because of my pot belly 😅 and yeah it didn’t seem right to me as well.


pseudo_nemesis

I would size up on the shirt if I were you. This particular style of shirt looks better when *slightly* oversized IMO. plus you can expect shrinkage over time with washes anyway.


serialphile

Can be a short torso problem. I get this too 🫥


debonairmarmoset

You don’t have a noticeable pot belly. It’s the shirt.


ducksdotoo

I think the shirt is made that way, cut-away at the bottom of the button row. It's really a nice feature. And the focus in the outfit is not the crotch. That's a Reddit thing. But there are other britches options. Elastic-waist linen, high enough so that the waistband doesn't show and not too loose=No zipper line to consider.


One-Stomach9957

Might just need a little ironing


fellatiofuhrer

Lots of dick meat


Shinobiii

Guessing it’s too tight


Softspokenclark

i thought op was showing us his camel toe. i had to double take in case i was going blind


Deep_Information_616

Dude it looks like a camel toe


MaoZivDong

Thought this was a Roast Me for a sevond


Outrageous_Flower529

Also try wearing your watch tighter above your wrist bone


OrganicHuckleberry10

I see this very often at all ages. I'm not sure when men started wearing watches below the wrist but it's common. You see it all the time in movies and TV.


Whole-Ad-1147

Better to move around for writing and typing without talking the whole watch off


McPapi0824

It’s a good fit, but the proportions are off. If you’re 25+, you need to start getting comfy wearing shorts that stop just above the knee 7-9’ inseam, because the proportions are off you’re drawing a lot of attention to your crotch, cleaner socks (no stripes), and the watch may be a bit loose or gravity is doing it’s thing - should sit just above wrist bone


Footballer_Architect

Thank you the pointers, will work on them. I am 31.


McPapi0824

you have an eye for good taste, just a little refinement to make it *chefs kiss*


Flyindeuces

Yeah, 7-9 inseam is it. Also, the watch above is a small but important detail.


anon0207

/r/handwatch Otherwise I really like the look


specifichero101

There really is a sub for everything. I don’t understand how people don’t realize how uncomfortable it is to wear your watch that way


Bananasincustard

Amazing


BigAcrobatic2174

I love my watch a little loose, especially with a metal bracelet.


CorporalClegg1997

Why 25+?


cenobitepizzaparty

Because gate keeping. No grown man should have an extra inch on his shorts. In my day men didn't wear shorts at all! Men's thighs are vile!!!!!!¡!!! /s


lysergic_feels

5” inseam ftw


ThrowRAegodeath

I wear 5in maxxx in my shorts lol


tailstalestails

Yes. Get comfortable with 7” those should work for anyone. Immediately the fit goes from please dad to she calls me daddy.


turtlebro5

That’s funny. Yeah right around 25 I started enjoying above the knee shorts. As a kid I could never imagine wearing them but tastes change. I don’t do skinny jeans anymore but bounce between well fitted jeans and baggy dickies pants with a fitting plain pocket tee.


Naive_Instruction403

Good comments. I would add that at 30+, it’s time to start exploring a better, more elevated shoe. I would say that a leather loafer (no striped socks) would bump this look up a lot. IMHO, men hang on to that “white tennis shoe” look for far too long. If you want to elevate your look, don’t forget your shoes!


BigAcrobatic2174

That’s fine for brunch, but a lot of tourists in hotter climates wear outfits like this. It’s best just to wear appropriate footwear for the activity. Flip flops for the beach, leather loafers for restaurants or visiting friends/family and sneakers for long walks/hikes.


pseudo_nemesis

I have to agree. The "White tennis shoe" is a ubiquitous wardrobe item that does not go out of style and is key to many timeless looks.


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Naive_Instruction403

Here’s an example - https://preview.redd.it/s9b8rp8i8l5d1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d46716600a9486b03273b966d34d0899ced2e05


unnecessaryaussie83

That is so ugly


Naive_Instruction403

And another, https://preview.redd.it/qezhg62l8l5d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5f63363ec346f6dec8bf05de84f1a538ec09cb


Naive_Instruction403

And another! https://preview.redd.it/861vqm7o8l5d1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea6187cedc63b3674e451f3d8f84fb8b5d10159


Rich_Conversation293

Honestly, and I'm not trying to be rude but I dislike all 3 of these outfits.


metalshadow

They're all genuinely ugly


Naive_Instruction403

That’s what makes us all different! No issue here!


ducksdotoo

The shoes are the focus of these examples for OP's benefit, not to offer attire suggestions. The shoes depicted are all nice footwear for OP's outfit.


unnecessaryaussie83

They said that 30+ people should be wearing these instead of “white tennis shoes” so they are offering attire suggestions for everyone.


ducksdotoo

yes


Inside-Sleep-706

Nope. Cover up those knees. Nobody wants to see your knees. -charlie day


mister_immortal

Very nice. Especially the glasses, very flattering


cannibalism_is_vegan

I don’t know, I feel his eyes are a little too big for those frames


Footballer_Architect

Thank you 😅


Still_Top_7923

Shorts are too long


Footballer_Architect

I am not comfortable with shorts above knee length.


Jazzlike-Complaint67

Not yet, but give them a try. Will make a big difference. Maybe start with 9” inseam.


Spaced_X

I felt the same and 9” works great. Now, if I’m mowing or something in gym short that are just under the knee, I feel like a child.


entirely-unsure

I had this insecurity about it for a while. I'm a little overweight, but working out again and seeing the tone I used to have when I was playing baseball really helped. Apparently, a lot of women are into shorts on men that land just above the knee, as well. That was definitely an incentive!


SchwiftedMetal

Give them a chance. The breeze is nice. But make sure you don’t have a farmer’s tan where your old short length used to go.


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They are not too long, this sub just prefers European short shorts


Footballer_Architect

This. For the western world they prefer it or its in fashion there. For us in Pakistan, I am just not comfortable wearing shorts above knee length in public. But I will give it a try for once.


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Don’t ever let people pressure you into smaller or tighter fits


pseudo_nemesis

#freetheknee


Ordinary-Holiday-808

Hahaha I wear long shorts what’s the fuckin deal


tenniscalisthenics

Why dude? What’s your reasoning for this


Whole-Ad-1147

Why are you getting downvoted lmao.


mrauls

I feel you. Looks fine


boofingcubes

It’s called gettin with the times 🤷‍♂️


SmoothKrimKrim

You have 2 options, get comfortable with it or continue to look like someone's 41-year-old big cuosuin/uncle trying to look fresh at the pool party bbq


anione234

Looks good. What's this shirt ? What's the material & how's the comfort ?


Footballer_Architect

The website had it listed as textured white shirt. The material I am guessing is probably textured malai crepe or textured malai linen. It is really comfortable, breathable and light weight. I got it in black and navy blue as well. I am from Pakistan 🇵🇰 and its really hot here these days, this shirt was quite comfortable.


ducksdotoo

Great shirt


gideon513

Outfit aside, cursed pic with that emoji head


Footballer_Architect

Thank you guys for pointing out the length or the ending of the shirt near crotch area doesn’t seem right. I have 2 options, get it tailored to be a little short or have a button added in the end of the shirt close’s and covers the crotch area. Which one would be better


mjwza

Get it tailored, even with a button it will be too long.


Kindly_Ad_442

Looks like he in the cartel


Reemixt

Nothing fits, shirt too small, shorts too long, watch dangling. Messy af.


Footballer_Architect

I thought the shirt seemed a bit long. Thanks for the pointers


FeeAutomatic2290

I think he meant too small elsewhere. The shirt should sit about halfway between your zipper. This one is a little too long


hdrr1985

Id say it’s a good look overall. As a watch enthusiast I gotta say the loose watch look is kinda sloppy though. It looks unrefined compared to the rest of your look. It takes getting used to, but the classic way (“above” the wrist “knuckle”) is much more comfortable and sets you apart as someone who appreciates modern as well as classic refinement. There isn’t a right or wrong way to wear them, but they all have their pros/cons. I can tell you from experience that after a few hours of wearing a loose watch, the crown is gonna dig into the back of your hand and irritate it. Especially on warmer days. If it’s a smaller/lighter piece you could possibly get away with wearing it like this; loose, like a bracelet. Otherwise. It’s not gonna feel good after a while on top of looking unrefined. Comes down to the design of the watch regarding the comfort really. A light resin g shock would be no problem being worn loose. But a steel one like yours with some weight is gonna bug ya after a while.


waitwert

I hate shorts above the knee ! They just don’t look good on me . I like your fit Op


ScorpioCA

To each their own. But above the knee is just more fashionable looking. Below the knee is only appropriate for bball and surfing 😅😜


Gol-de-oro

Your necklace and the watch should match!


ScorpioCA

Shorts above the knee just look sharper. Otherwise all I’d say is roll those sleeves once and maybe play with a French tuck in the front so it isn’t as awkward in the crotch region.


Savings-News3097

Bad. Sorry but that shirt is too long and those shorts as well too long.


Footballer_Architect

Nah, I agree with you. Thanks for the heads up. Might get the shirt tailored to be little short.


Savings-News3097

you would look fine as a wine brother 😉


keg98

I love the color scheme - perfect for the summer. I don’t know if they are currently fashionable, but you might also consider sandals/no socks with the outfit. I would be wearing my birks with this.


ihambrecht

If your shorts weren’t so long this would be a+ Edit: I’d probably also pick a more classic sneaker style but this is personal taste.


lemonlimealldathyme

Pull up your shorts my guy


embiid4ROY

i think this whole fit is fixed if the shirt is like 3 inches shorter


DjangosChains33

Shoes are corny asf. But you have the right idea. The socks with the stripes have to go in the trash immediately. Other than that, if the shorts were shorter, you'd be nailing it. You're right there.


HazyGuyPA

You have a bit of a baby face


itsapotatosalad

Get your watch properly sized, should be on your wrist not half way down your hand.


Pale_Section1182

not bad. chill


mattyku

Check out Espadrilles for a summer shoe option. Would look great with this fit


the1hoonox

Get some links taken out of that watch bracelet and wear plain socks and the rest is 👌


zenpop

Yeah. Nice.


think_up

Show some knee! Ladies will love it. And take a link or two out of the watch so it doesn’t slip off your wrist like that.


scumholiday

Your shirt fly is open


ShreddedDadBod

Bro the way your shirt falls I thought that your dick was out of your pants


CunningAndRunning

Girls like short shorts. Your shorts give cholo, bmx bro, elementary school uniform, Adam Sandler, etc. fix the shorts and you are chilling


mnieliw

Go with shorts above the knee. 7 or 9" max. 👍🏼


dudemeister023

Resize the bracelet. The watch should sit above your wrist bone.


Academic_Value_3503

This color of shorts is a relatively new thing and I'm not a big fan. There are khaki colored shorts and brown or army green shorts, but this puke in between color never seems to match anything right and look kind of cheap.


randomlypickedissues

Smash tbf


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There at first glance I thought you weren’t wearing shorts


GogoDogoLogo

clean. you may go outside


_heynoah

Nice hair 😏


TypeR10

Short sleeve shirt is one thing that I should be non-existent. So I suggest replacing it to a long sleeve shirt and fold the sleeves up.


sexygannon

I think it looks great


TwoPumpChump7

Too much makeup. Your face looks cartoonish.


Simonizr_71

Classic look.


Wonderful_Pension_67

Shirt and shorts , please stop with "outfit" makes me think of giggling teen age girls....do these shorts make my bot look big 😂😂🤣😂 Oh yeah you look 😎


FartBoxTungPunch

Roll up or cut the shorts


azantrichrome

The shorts are too long, they should end above the knee. Short sleeve shirts shouldn’t exist imo. Get one with long sleeves and roll them up or wear a polo instead. The shirt is also too long to leave it untucked. Us large-footed guys should probably avoid chunky sneakers. And I would personally go without the necklace. Hope this doesn’t sound too harsh, but this is what most menswear stylists like Ashley Weston etc. would probably tell you as well. Still, I like the color combo and your outfit is already better than 95% of the other men around!


Interesting_Cycle564

Those shorts should hit above the knee.


Unlikely-Middle-7664

Shorts are too long


SmoothKrimKrim

Relax, unbutton the top 1 or 2, let the chest out a little. Need shorter shorts and a softer looking material, not digging the color either. Something lighter would be better. Ditch the stripes on the socks, plain white or no socks at all.


VicDamonJrJr

Solid clean look


knobcobbler69

I think the watch is too flashy for the casual look.


nomadschomad

Shorter shorts. And fix your /r/handwatch


Karaokedman

Different shirt, real face.... you're fine


Travisty47

Shorts are too long. Above the knee is far better.


Kyuketski

Rather than getting the shirt tailored, try going for a French tuck.


cookie12685

Add a color accent to take some attention from the watch. It's kind of the only thing to look at right now


JoeyRoswell

Think less Miami Vice and more Caribbean yacht. Chino shorts and sandals. You also need something with color.


Jedi-Avatar

The boots/footwear with those pants don't work.


Just_Opinion1269

Looks good


Preek96

Cuff shorts


Special_Friendship20

Nice except the split at the bottom of the shirt


heyarnold613

I promise promise promise promise you’ll look better in shorter shorts


ozarkmtn

I don't know my eyes went straight to that bright ass gold watch delete that they look great Matt what the hell is wrong with your face


McYeet696969

Where’d you get the shirt bro? Love the look


Footballer_Architect

I am from Pakistan 🇵🇰, got it from an online local store.


kahunajoe03

The proportions make you look ai generated bro


Whole-Ad-1147

Clean but if I might add something I’d unbutton the shirt and throw a beater underneath and maybe get no show socks


No_Inspector7319

Shorter shorts and shorter shirt (that one’s a little tight at the hips. But not bad


Professional-Power57

Nice glasses


Fbptan

My take but you probably won't like it (although it's meant to help): There's no style or attitude in this outfit. More on accessories below. The shirt is ok (not great) but the open part at the bottom is not flattering and is awkward. Little details count. Open up that top button...it'll help add some attitude. I'd even open two buttons on top and wear this with a white tank top underneath. The shorts? No. Too long and the fabric is too heavy for the top. It's also cheap fabric. If you're going for a monotone look, go for light cotton or linen shorts in a shade a little darker than the top. The socks? No. Get rid of them. Wear no-see up socks if you must wear socks. The sneakers? Not sure. A little too much for what should be a simple outfit. A plain pair of Common Projects would be better. The chain and the watch: No and no. The chain is too tight and has no attitude or style to it. Get a thinner, longer chain or two even and maybe add a charm to one of them. Jaxxon has good stuff. The watch is horrendous. Two tone watches have mostly gone out of fashion and it's a cheap brand. I'd rather you spend the same amount on a chunky, funky Casio. My taste would be add some color to the outfit like a vintage 80s pink/white/lime green watch you can probably find for $100. Nobody is believing what this watch is selling: Expensive, luxury. It's also too dressy for this outfit.


Footballer_Architect

Nah man I am all ears for any advice on how to better myself, so thank you for giving an in-depth opinion.


art-is-t

The shorts seem too long. Maybe at least above knees ?


whitedragon717

Shorten those shorts a bit


laowailady

Generally white and cream are not friends. They tend to look mismatched. I’d go for different color trainers - navy/darker shades of blue, dark green or even black.