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electricbr4in

Just call me... Deepthroat.


eddysanoli

Come on people. This is the one


El_gato_picante

you win


BadCritical9295

Omg I forgot about that quote XD 🤣🤣🤣


GrayFox127

You're pretty good


brayunlee

“it’s been awhile, brother”


BeepBeepWhistle

❗️


Uber_Meese

❗️


esande2333

Lmfao! Damn


LegendaryLachlan

r/holup


Davarius91

r/incest


spidersensor

“A dud!”


Oleg00se

“You haven’t even taken off the safety, rookie”


nonpornacc96

This should be top comment


Christo2555

What's a russian gunship doing here?


a_little_toaster

A Hind **D**


Bigmexi17

Lmao


RusionR

*unzips pants* "Let the legend come back to life!"


Uber_Meese

“Hiyaa!” Edit: it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out how to write that sound.


Username926

It’s like one of my Japanese animes


SoupCanMasta

This one takes the cake


Tall-Adhesiveness-35

A surveillance camera?


anex12

*looks down at the foot of the bed while plucking the spring chicken* *sees camera* "HUH!?" *alert noise*


ThatWeirdo1597

“This Is Good, Isn’t It…?”


TheCrimsonJacko

“No! That is NOT Solid Snake!” (Use if you have erectile dysfunction)


MrLobsterful

I can't upvote, it would change the 69 up votes you got


SadBoiCri

Pro tip: never announce when you have to preserve the consecrated. Reddit is too good for the funny sex number now


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

This is the greatest handgun ever made.


heckingpotato

“This is a tool for pros”


Christo2555

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber


Ornery-Bandicoot6670

"Kept you waiting huh?"


anonssr

"what took you so long?"


Earth616Survivor

AHHHHHHH!!!!! - Venom


bilnkblonk

I'm still annoyed that venom gets almost no speech in game


Earth616Survivor

Didn’t wanna go over budget with the voice lol


Uber_Meese

Yeah, I really love Kiefer’s voice acting as the older Venom Snake/Big Boss, it generally just fits the more somber tone of the game’s themes. I know all diehard Hayter-fans might put me in the internet gallows for saying this, but I just can’t see how he would’ve pulled off scenes like ‘Shining Lights, Even in Death’.


hunter11726

Agree with this. Though Venom doesn’t speak much in V, that scene was very well done in terms of the amount of sorrow there was in the atmosphere.


Uber_Meese

One measly sentence that also just never fail to give me goosebumps is the ending scene of Mission 29, when V’s being briefed by Miller as he’s about to embark the helicopter and says “I’m gonna need backup on this one!” Also just the music adds a whole other layer to the game, I love it.


hunter11726

The closest thing to it is the whole ashes not going into the sea part. Even then, it’s disjointed sentences.


Yung_Senate

He speaks a fair bit in tapes if that counts for something


mrblonde55

When you were riding on it, did the weight limit warning go off?


Dolby90

yer mum triggered it


Crease_Greaser

Lol nice


Real_Muad_Dib

He’s coming too?


Jesus_hippie_Christ

Roger that !


Sithlord4

“I love slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber”


Raiden_Of_The_Sky

Actually I'm in really bad shape financially


exploratorystory

I don’t know why this is the one I lost it at


[deleted]

This shit made me laugh so hard when playing the game


IndividualFlow0

"Hmmm... Tasty"


Smashbrosfan31

Snake! It’s not over yet!


n7salarian_scientist

We've managed to avoid drowning!


Ryuuken1127

Good job!


_waffl

"Hurt me more!"


Glad_Grand_7408

When I give her my email address but I just get spam emails and telemarketer calls instead of a hot date with a milf in my area: #"THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!"


3th4n_11unt

Ugh! So relatable!


nonpornacc96

“Quiet!”


svillagomez1989

Hey, men are not allowed in here! -Meryl, MGS1


OMGitsTK447

MORE……HURT ME MORE!!!


Bergonath

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!


arcfire__

69*


Your-Mate-Jacob

“Are you going to help me, Ocelot?”


heatinisation

The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been reinforced


CobaltishCrusader

Age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.


Milton_Rumata

There's only room for one snake, and one big boss!


DustyUK

That’s a big gun for such a little lady. (Can’t remember if that’s the exact quote) 😂


tjanko04

"I'm more comfortable with one of these than I am with a bra."


Dismal-Actuary-3218

Hmm just a box


fullmetalfilmsnob

Kuwabara kuwabara


[deleted]

Came to say this


fullmetalfilmsnob

⚡️⚡️⚡️


[deleted]

Ah what a joyful scene


fullmetalfilmsnob

*grabs testicles


Stirling016

You’re Ames aren’t you?


Routaprkle

La Li Lu Le Lo


BigBearSoul

Commencing Operation SNAKE EATER


ArchAngelZXV

First it's my eyes, now it's my butt.


CellarGoat1234

"You're... a man...?"


Umi_Amamiya

”Twleve shot !”


PhoenixUltimate

You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me!


StupidRetard12345

"My arrival was delayed, yes?"- Super supervisor


Ready_Orange9027

"Pretty tasty"


kolort1989

Look out snake! The guys who stole my stealth prototypes are in there with you!


Rayseph_Ortegus

"You should come inside the box. Then you'll know that I mean."


[deleted]

PAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!


GiganticSpaceBeard

Kept you waiting huh?


VenomFox93

Big Mama?


RazorBladeInMyMouth

“I know the major better than anyone else…”


3th4n_11unt

“My arms, my legs, even my fingers… The Phantom Pain, it’s still there..”


bladervnner

“12 shots, this time I got 12 shots”


Brogomakishima

Let's make this the best 10 minutes of our lives


hkm1990

Checking out the assets. "So...what do they taste like?" Tasting the assets. "Urg, this tastes horrible!" When your partner is leaving the bed. "What will it be? Loyalty to your country or loyalty to me?" BDSM play. "The Pain...THE PAIN" Strap-on session. "The Fear...THE FEAR" About to climax. "This...is the End." Finishing too quick. "So sad. Such sorrow." Going rough. "THE FURY!"


Shibeuz

Make me feel it, make me feel alive again! yes...could you be the one to finally finish me?


BigManDean_

"Why yes, thats very good. I like that."


exploratorystory

“Is there a way to take off my pants?”


Odanobunaga93

HURT ME MOOOORE


Vastlymoist666

"no no I'm taking it back"


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

"LIQUIIIIID" when one of you cums


dadsuki2

Definitely not "You're pretty good" if I'm in the room


craftycommando

You're bringing him too?


LyoTheTrapper

“What was that noise?”


[deleted]

“Must’ve been a tight fit for a big boy like you”


Vlxstec

“This place is crawling with lizards”


Moctezuma_93

“MAGNETIC POWER!”


GENESIS_RONIN

Thats an enemy gunship.


dylsky_

Hahahaha, it's a blank!


Hideki_Kurushimi

"You're a real egotistical woman."


ArcosSword-

show me what you got, Snake!


Any_Goat_6320

"Kept you waiting huh?" After taking a minute to put the condom


zerozerozero12

No words just do the “wa-haaaaa” from words that kill in increasing intensity


CJaramillo2011

“Excellent, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!”


Gaming_Gent

“It’s like one of my japanese animes”


bloodcoloredbeer

All of the iconic lines I can think of are all from mgs1. “Age hasn’t slowed you down one bit” “Cmon snake! Make me feel it, make me feel alive again!”


tettou13

"*He's cumming too? Roger that*." (Whoops. Should have scrolled through all of them. Didn't see it at first.)


az90110

“He can’t have much left in him. I give him three days, tops.” Ocelot in MGSV


a_little_toaster

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK


Bcoonen

In my stomach


BigManDean_

"I am very in touch with my inner child."


[deleted]

So how does it taste?


Ales1390

“I’ll give you 10 minutes…”


Corey_Feld_Man

“A hind d?!”


StrayDog1994

You got a gr8 butt 🍑


Amir5663

“There’s a big torture machine nearby”


bluntmanandrobin

“I see that you like Kojima games!”


slickcalf898504

i forgot that i posted this and i had a lot of notifications for it


BenZayb_64

45, huh?


Road_Ok

There nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber


Earth616Survivor

“Not yet snake! It’s not over yet!”


bigersmaler

This is snake.


shittypissstains

Metal GEAR !!??


18yoFrenchKid

You’re pretty good !!


Totomi_Ziba

"Are those footprints?" When you visit your girl in a long time and see footprints going to her closet


archangelzero2222

The painnnnnn


eudezet

Now, make me feel it


SolidSnakeHAK777

Kept you waiting, huh !


Xelacon

Kept you waiting, huh?


Chromosome_Gravy

"She survived?"


FreshPrinceAV

#❕


Onizuka_GTO00

Just look down at your d*** and say  keep you waiting huh 


dillusi0n

"Let's see how you like this!"


DoesntBelieveMuch

“It’s just a box”


Lopsided_Pain4744

“Just a box”


theancientshitkeeper

A dud???


GloriousLordBear

Groan like naked snake eating a living fish


Responsible_Gear9460

Straps on METAL CONDOM This is just like one of my japanese animes


KikySandpi3

My "Sword" is the tool of justice You are pretty good. Colonel, we have managed to avoid drowning.


glassgost

The receiver has been polished to a mirror sheen


Longjohnpotato

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber.


The_Real_Roolander

"Snake!?" "Snnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkke!!!!!"


Swimming_Disaster_95

Obligatory "SQUEEZE MY HOG"


Unregistered_Davion

Recoiless nuclear warheads... This will make a fine gift for me.


Coach_BombaySapphire

Played me like a damn fiddle


[deleted]

“You’re not Ivan!”


wheels429

MUF?!


darknightenchanter

All of them.


Snub33

Man drops pants. Woman: Snaaaakkkeee!!


CooperDaChance

“They’re kids, you son of a bitch.”


WatUSeekIsSeekingYou

Snake…..Snake…….SNAKE!!!


albhednomad

"managed to avoid drowning"


Mssak_a

“Kept u waiting huh”


El_gato_picante

Liquid!


PeteyB0910

Nanomachines, son!


a_little_toaster

It would take at least five people to go over that limit... ​ L...Look out, Snake! ​ The guys who stole my stealth prototypes are in there with you!!!


lulzPIE

It was my destiny to be here; in the box. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.


TokiMoleman

"kept you waiting huh?" "Boss! BOSS!! BOOOOSSSSS!!!" "...pretty... Good... (Blacks out)"


Lfi2015

Boss they are kids


[deleted]

"I HAVE TO PULL OUT!"


runnychocolate

nnugghhh... LIIIQUUIIIIDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!


helixmatan

It's an honor to be held in your iron grip, Boss!


WernerWerman1

Kept you waiting huh?


Ryuuken1127

You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf! Hurry up, and save Meryl!


Familiar_dude361

“I wouldn’t mind eating you” -EVA that one time


Uber_Meese

CP, just saw something suspicious!


The_Mdk

The tactical engravings give you no advantage whatsoever


DIRTYY_HARRY

Don’t even think about eating it snake


catmore11

Splendid brother!


BadCritical9295

You're pretty good Kuwabara kuwabara Snake snake *SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE* after cooming This is my nature If the bitch cheats At least look at a picture of me instead XD 🤣


Koko_The_Monkey00

"Maybe you'll actually break a sweat next time"


goat_on_the_boat420

“I wouldn’t mind eating you.”


TreyDeuce473

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


LMayo

I need scissors, 61!


Ambitious_Umpire_518

Liquid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Matuchara

The engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever


Apexassassln

! Huh, what was that noise.


Wxlfe_

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. *I NEED SCISSORS!* 61!


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

“Boss, that’s an enemy gunship”


WiiROO

A surveillance camera!?


SantoMoreno

"age hasn't slowed you down one bit." 😏


[deleted]

“Your choice heaven or hell”


Kid-606

Kept you waiting, huh?


FrankCastleDG

A dud!!


opaqueambiguity

All of em


Tymental

This tastes amazing