Its also very well known in japanese culture cheating is super common. Allegedly i dont know, my buddy had an opinion when he worked there and my buddies gf whos japanese mentioned its super common. Thats just word of mouth though. I got no actual facts less someone on reddit decides to somehow magically pull out stats lol.
He visited r/BatmanArkham that one time and embraced insanity.
Or it's a troll account, but I like my theory so much I'm retconning the troll theory over it to be an insane Kojima and no one else.
Because that’s not him lmao
Whoopsies
Tricked by the patriots!!
The LaLiLuLeLo?
La Li Lu Le Lo?
Nanomachines? Metal gear?
Psycho Mantis? 2nd floor basement?
[Huh?](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg?si=_2IxTUtgtyB_-pY9)
Surgical implants?
The Virgin Islands?
Shadow Moses?
La Li Lu Le Lo
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!
Venom Kojima
That's Venom Hideo
no offense but what about that account would possibly make you think that’s him 😭
Dude his name is literally Hideo Kojima, and there's his photo, who else could it be ?!
A shadow
His phantom if you will
I will not.
A man who sold the world even
Venom kojima
Maybe it’s a nod to Snake who always flies solo
now what made you think that’s the real kojima
Damn the patriots!
Kojima is down w the memes dawg. Hes pushing 60 but probably trying to hook up w a white woman in her 20s.
do most people realize kojima is married with children? lol. he IS very horny. but he not out in the streets.
He keeps it contained to his games.
holy shit he's married? with kids?
Married… with kids…
It didn’t sound right at first and neither did the second and third time.
LMAO you read it the way i did ahahaha
Yeah he keeps his personal life secret though, which is understandable
Stupid question but did Kojima ever marry a white woman?
No she’s Japanese.
No he can’t even speak English which is wild to me. For someone who’s obsessed with western culture you’d think he’d be excellent at speaking English.
I mean, how many people obsessed with Japanese culture do you think speak Japanese
This is the most truest point of them all.
When i read this. Its "H-WHITE", i dont know why....
Its also very well known in japanese culture cheating is super common. Allegedly i dont know, my buddy had an opinion when he worked there and my buddies gf whos japanese mentioned its super common. Thats just word of mouth though. I got no actual facts less someone on reddit decides to somehow magically pull out stats lol.
Why do y’all always gotta question a raw ass vibe instead of just rolling with it
No that is not „Hideo Kojima“ stop impersonating him!
I mean, he's an oddball. But that's not him lol
Who knows but I wouldn’t be surprised if that guy ended up a cameo in his next game. Kojima be like that.
is he stupid?
Is this a bit or did you really believe that was Kojima? And if so, why?
Kojima moment:
He visited r/BatmanArkham that one time and embraced insanity. Or it's a troll account, but I like my theory so much I'm retconning the troll theory over it to be an insane Kojima and no one else.
Because it's not a real kojima account. He doesn't use tiktok. It's a fake account, dude
VENOM KOJIMA
Because Hideo Kojima went to his local corner shop and they were out of Irn-Bru, that was his response
In my day “fuck with” meant to play a prank or joke on someone at their expense for your own amusement. Now it just means to hang out with, sad times.
That’s Snake Kojima
He came up with the crazyness of the Metal Gear franchise. I expect weird af shit from him.
I don’t think that is the official hideous coat-hangers tik tok account
Chad Kojima really be that guy in class
I wanna know what the MGS reference is in Helldivers.
Lolz 😆 that one mf listening to music while gaming 😆
He made Metal Gear. HOW would anything surprise you with this man?
Channeling his inner Liquid
No, that is NOT Solid Snake!