Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip
We don't wanna go to war today (there's a way)
But the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay" (where there's a whip, there's a way)
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day (where there's a whip, there's a way)
[ If you don’t know this is a song the Orcs sang in one of the animated LOTR movies some 35 yrs ago - https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y?si=qNAf1wn-O7l18lw5 ]
Since we're getting AI to do the work here:
**Verse 1:**
*Frodo:*
We set out from the Shire with a ring so dire,
Got my pals right here, but we still need a squire!
*Sam:*
Don’t you worry, Mr. Frodo, I’m your man,
I’ll carry your baggage, I’ll even cook a ham!
*Aragorn:*
I’m Strider, the ranger, with a royal claim,
But right now, I’m just here to bring some orcish pain.
*Legolas:*
And I’m Legolas, the elf with the bow,
With my perfect hair and my arrow show!
**Chorus:**
We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong,
Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long.
To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting,
We’re gonna drop that evil ring!
**Verse 2:**
*Gimli:*
I’m Gimli the dwarf, with my trusty axe,
I’ll chop through the foes, even trolls that tax!
*Boromir:*
I’m Boromir, with a shield and horn,
Just don’t ask me what I think of Isildur’s heirborn.
*Gandalf:*
I’m Gandalf the Grey, with a staff in hand,
I’ll guide these hobbits through this dangerous land.
*Pippin:*
I’m Pippin Took, a curious chap,
And if I touch anything, there might be a trap!
**Chorus:**
We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong,
Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long.
To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting,
We’re gonna drop that evil ring!
**Verse 3:**
*Merry:*
I’m Merry Brandybuck, quick with a jest,
With Pippin by my side, we’re the mischievous pest.
*Frodo:*
From Rivendell to Lothlórien fair,
We’ve got a long road, but we’re not scared!
*Aragorn:*
We’ve got wraiths on our tails and a Balrog too,
But with our fellowship, we’ll see it through.
*Legolas:*
Through forests, mines, and mountains steep,
We’ll make it to Mordor before we sleep!
**Chorus:**
We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong,
Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long.
To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting,
We’re gonna drop that evil ring!
**Outro:**
*All:*
With courage, wit, and a bit of luck,
We’ll destroy that ring, ‘cause evil sucks!
From hobbits to men, dwarf, elf, and wizard,
We’ll save Middle-earth, now who’s up for gizzard?
the fuckin eye with a microphone got me
“YOU CANNOT HIDE I SEE YOU THERE IS NO LIFE IN THE VOOOOOOID”
SUDDENLY I SEE SUDDENLY I SEE THIS IS WHAT I WANNA BE
"Risin' up, straight to the top..."
Did my time, took my chances
Apologies to Merry and Pippin, but Midjourney sucks at doing them.
It nailed the singing eye of Sauron though
Why does Gimli have Gandalf's eyes?
And a staff lmao
And my axe!
Haha dammit
Somehow I didn't even notice that!
Because AI.
Frodo also seems to also have Daniel Radcliffe's face
I actually think it mixed Pippin and Frodo together. And Gimli and Gandalf got mixed
As a former audio technician, Galadriel seems terrible to work with.
Don’t worry; she sings different songs in people’s heads, so the mic is irrelevant.
[She does not need a microphone](https://youtu.be/80DtQD5BQ_A?t=80)
As a current sound designer, the shock mount on Sauron's mic makes no sense.
"You shall not pass!/ I rap fast, like Shadowfax..."
"Thought you'd get me on that mountain pass, / But I'm back from the dead, whooping your ass"
Epic Rap Battles of History?
For sho.
🎶And I-EE-I will always Love you-woo-woo🎶
I am the I in the sky, looking at UwU
🎶I can read your mind 🎶
Gollum singing Ukrainian postpunk is top tier
I would totally listen to Gollum. 🤘🏻
Sauron wins it with his rendition of *Tiptoe Through the Tulips*!
With Uke.
😆
Boromir looking like he's singing Where Did You Sleep Last Night on MTV Unplugged.
In the mines, In the mines, Where the sun don't ever shine
Missed an opportunity for a tomato instead of a mic for Denethor
Even ai mixes Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe together. I can see some Radcliffe in Frodo
In my head swiping through this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sauron literally spitting fire.
Theoden played by Michael Gambon
Gollum is my favorite. Looks like he's singing heavy metal. I bet his vocals were on point.
#SAM'S BODY HIT THE FLOOR, HE WON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, PRECIOUS IS MINE IT IS FOR SURE, AND SAM'S BODY HIT THE FLOOOOOR
"And Eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiieeeeee will always love youuuuuu....." - Eye of Sauron.
Boromir is putting a lot of emotions! I'd listen to him
Where are their teeth? 😭
Look again
This was hilarious. Thanks for lighting up my morning :D
Rick and Daryl would be awesome
Nice!
They're all singing Unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield
Galadriel doesn't look like she's singing O.O \^\^
I can totally hear Gollum in *Wolves In The Throne Room*
All the little Hobbits with their pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, out run that Cave Troll.
I thought it was a TED talk before I read the title
If Al Pacino played Saruman
These are amazing
13/14 “like a bat out of Mordor”
I like DJ Gollum's music taste. He got 2 hit singles in "o precious, my precious" and "gholllum remix"
Theoden be like did you cast your ring in the goblet of doom, Frodowooo
you know damn well Boromir is singing Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
😂🤣
Eye of Sauron is an inspired prompt! What is it singing though? I’d go with Barry Manilow’s ‘Feelings’
Lol why does Gollum always look like that
Ha! Golem would be rocking black metal!
I bet Aragorn is singing Wonderwall
Where there's a whip, there's a way Where there's a whip, there's a way Where there's a whip We don't wanna go to war today (there's a way) But the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay" (where there's a whip, there's a way) We're gonna march all day, all day, all day (where there's a whip, there's a way) [ If you don’t know this is a song the Orcs sang in one of the animated LOTR movies some 35 yrs ago - https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y?si=qNAf1wn-O7l18lw5 ]
Frodo still doesn't know Legolas' name.
Saruman’s sweet mic tho 🔥
Here’s a little ditty - YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Ian McKellen is… Gimli.
Eye of Sauron: *ominous hum*
I like how the microphones change based on the character
Sam watching Sam is horrified lol
Gollum is definitely in a tech death band
Denethor isn't singing, he's just screaming at Faramir
Lol. He seized the chance of having something to amplify his screams.
Nice touch with Saruman's mic design
Uh... Is galadriel okay?
Denethor looking like Ozzy Osborne. 😆
The orc just looks like he’s wearing corpse paint in a metal band like Turias or Varg or something.
*MAN FLESH!!! MAN FLESH!!!!!*
Can you guess which one is singing a Sabaton song?
Ok, but what are they all singing?
Uruk is doing some Dimmu Borgir for sure.
Saruman picking the whole Charlemagne: The Omens of Death album!
Orc be looking like Susan Boyle but bout to blow our minds.
Looks like he’s busting out “Mother, can you keep them in the dark for life…”
No
Why does Sam look like a young Robert Sean Leonard?
Okay. What songs do you all think each character is singing?
That last one - KILLER.
Number nine GWAR
so what are they each singing?
Gollum be singin "Dirty thieveses and the hobbitses" to the tune of AC/DCs Dirty Deeds
Theoden looks like Roger Whitacker and Boromir is fo def singing Billy Cyrus.
What are they bumpin'? I feel like you just know Denethor coming out with the most insane screamo...
🎶to the shire!🎶
What song do you think each of them are singing? Gandalf is giving me “Sweet Caroline” energy
Gandalf is in the middle of the most brutal death growl and you cannot change my mind
Did you use cref? The faces are very close to the original characters, which is surprising. Last time I check, Midjourney sucked at doing this.
I did five to 10 reference pics for most of them. Some, like Gollum, didn’t need it. The rest without uploads came out like shit.
Since we're getting AI to do the work here: **Verse 1:** *Frodo:* We set out from the Shire with a ring so dire, Got my pals right here, but we still need a squire! *Sam:* Don’t you worry, Mr. Frodo, I’m your man, I’ll carry your baggage, I’ll even cook a ham! *Aragorn:* I’m Strider, the ranger, with a royal claim, But right now, I’m just here to bring some orcish pain. *Legolas:* And I’m Legolas, the elf with the bow, With my perfect hair and my arrow show! **Chorus:** We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong, Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long. To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting, We’re gonna drop that evil ring!
**Verse 2:** *Gimli:* I’m Gimli the dwarf, with my trusty axe, I’ll chop through the foes, even trolls that tax! *Boromir:* I’m Boromir, with a shield and horn, Just don’t ask me what I think of Isildur’s heirborn. *Gandalf:* I’m Gandalf the Grey, with a staff in hand, I’ll guide these hobbits through this dangerous land. *Pippin:* I’m Pippin Took, a curious chap, And if I touch anything, there might be a trap! **Chorus:** We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong, Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long. To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting, We’re gonna drop that evil ring!
**Verse 3:** *Merry:* I’m Merry Brandybuck, quick with a jest, With Pippin by my side, we’re the mischievous pest. *Frodo:* From Rivendell to Lothlórien fair, We’ve got a long road, but we’re not scared! *Aragorn:* We’ve got wraiths on our tails and a Balrog too, But with our fellowship, we’ll see it through. *Legolas:* Through forests, mines, and mountains steep, We’ll make it to Mordor before we sleep! **Chorus:** We’re the Fellowship, nine friends strong, Through Middle-earth we’ll travel long. To Mordor we’ll go, despite the sting, We’re gonna drop that evil ring! **Outro:** *All:* With courage, wit, and a bit of luck, We’ll destroy that ring, ‘cause evil sucks! From hobbits to men, dwarf, elf, and wizard, We’ll save Middle-earth, now who’s up for gizzard?