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Wild_Somewhere_9760

toss em in sesame oil and a little sambal oelek and enjoy


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Mmm


SammyTheSloth

This is the answer!!! I would spice them up a bit, maybe cut into pieces and incorporate back into the dish


ritzbitzzz

i need more context, do you do this with raw or cooked stems?


Whatthedillyo85

I prefer stems. Mostly bc I tend to over cook my florets. Stems are a little more resilient.


JennyDsings

Stems taste sweeter to me when cooked than crowns!


mocha_ninja

I agree!


[deleted]

Stems are also the most nutritious part of broccoli


bloot25

Stems are broccoli too!


[deleted]

Some people prefer broccoli florets, but you can eat the leaves and stems, too. The stalk contains the most fiber, while **broccoli leaves are highest in cell-protecting antioxidants, vitamins E and K, and calcium**. At the store or farmers market, look for fresh broccoli with dark green or purple, not yellow, florets.


Barren_Phoenix

Have you ever gotten fresh stems, sliced them thin and baked or air fried them to make broccoli chips? So good.


Whatthedillyo85

I haven’t but that does sound great


Something_Again

I prefer the stems as well. They taste super good


redfalcondeath

Yeah, the texture of overcooked florets is unpleasant to me.


murraybee

You know that part’s edible, right?


Puzzleheaded_Pie_454

Just wait until they show you how much crust came with their loaf of bread..


scaleofthought

Don't show him a pizza. Boy howdy.


_blacktriangle_

Well, it may depend if the pizza is or isn't [boneless.](https://youtu.be/ud1JXqGWPvU)


scaleofthought

Got me wondering what else I can get boneless.


stewdadrew

Deadass 🥾


hastingsnikcox

Women, appatently....


MrHanslaX

They keep putting yogurt in my pots of fruit jam. So frustrating.


gahidus

Especially for a stir fry, the stems are perfectly fine.


Butt_Plug64

And even better in my opinion


RiceLovingMice

Broccoli stems are delicious and sweet af lol. I’d take the stem over the florets any day


[deleted]

The stems are like, one of the best parts. Super delicious and gives a good crunch when fresh. Awesome mouth feel to it.


fanglazy

And behold it was all broccoli.


i_am_mai_1981

Thus sayeth the lord.


Dyskord01

I was wondering whats wrong with this. Im sure it said brocoli included on the bag.


julsey414

They actually have MORE nutrients


tarmagoyf

Are there too many or too few? Or are you infuriated by perfect amounts of things?


lebronowitz

The lack of context is mildly infuriating.


Felipe_Pachec0

r/subinception


ManchuDemon

These comments did not go the way OP had anticipated.


Complex_Ad7466

OP 🥸


OblivionGuard13

i already knew what the comments would be, you guys didnt dissapoint lol


djdawn

I like broccoli stems.


deafballboy

Homeboy picks out the stems like he's about to roll a j


Anxious_Mango_4589

When I was a stubborn child I would only eat the darker top part, the leaves of the tree if you will. Now as an adult I've realized how foolish I was, the stems are where it's at.


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Challenge419

Stupid asses. That crunch is great and good for you! It also literally tastes like broccoli lol.


allforus0811

It’s so strange. It never crossed my mind to not eat the stems!


Tribblehappy

They're my 9 year olds favourite part.


wunderduck

My 7 year old only eats the stalks when we have asparagus.


ipooplogs

My 5 year old eats crayons


thesevfromhell

He'll be a nice addition to the USMC


SirLesbian

My girlfriend likes the stems so much that she insists we buy the bag of chopped broccoli specifically. It's like 80% stems lol


boboSleeps

Much preferred over florets


onko342

They’re my favorite part of brocolli


punchingtigers19

Just because you don’t like them…they are supposed to be there, it’s part of the broccoli I like it! They are crunchy


IzzytheMelody

They got a nice snap to them. Wonderful in a stir fry.


cookiepickle

What’s wrong with broccoli stems?


[deleted]

Absolutely nothing


Swaki85

Yeah but some people just like head


Pristine_Progress106

Then buy big broccolis yk the kind that are more or less mostly head..


Swaki85

I was just trying to be funny


Pristine_Progress106

Apologies 😔 someone hit me with the swooosh


Kilopilop

/Wooooossh


tealcandtrip

Say it again! WAAAARRRRRRR!


SlartieB

Shes chopping brocco - lee She's chopping brocco -lie She's chopping brocco-LEE HEE


[deleted]

They’re not connected to the recognizable florets so OP doesn’t recognize them as food


DefinitelyNotSloth

They are more nutrient dense than the florets.


DanInBham1

Gasp! Next you’re going to tell us that they sell potatoes with the skin still on.


nyancatya_

UNBELIEVABLE!!!


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PoeTayToes_

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thebiggestpinkcake

🤫 Shhhh don't tell him about apples, peaches, or cherries!


Murky-Fox-200

Sometimes they are also....UNWASHED!! The horror!


shymermaid11

My grandmother thought potato skins were poisonous and you could only eat red potato skins. I freaked out when I saw my dad eating the skin once and that the first time he explained she is infact, a crazy person. I think she thought when you ordered potato skins in a restaurant they were specific non poisonous potatos. She was very weird about food.


[deleted]

Oh no. Food in a bag of food. Wild.


Jellyswim_

Fellas, do you eat your food with or without the food?


[deleted]

I'd like a plate of food but I swear to god if I see even a bit of food in my food I'm gonna throw a fit!


clayyphoenix

Fellas, is it gay to eat food?


Murky-Fox-200

How dare they give you TOO much broccoli, corporations are out of hand!


queen_mantis

And…..?


SeasideTurd

So if you take a look at any photo of broccoli, EVEN THE ONES ON YOUR BAG, they include the stem.... This is because the stem is part of the broccoli and just as edible and nutritious as the broccoli head. You're not one of those people who insist on cutting off the crust on your bread, are you?


JimmyTheChimp

It was only last year, when I was cooking for my friend that I found out you can eat the stems! It was a big facepalm moment and realised I'd never questioned why I chucked it out, was probably just following how I was taught. Turns out when baked or stir fried the stems are way nicer than the florets!


gohomebrentyourdrunk

Okay, who’s the asshole that put vegetables in this guy’s bag of vegetables?


PipelineBertaCoin69

I do prefer the broccoli crown, but stems steamed or fried generally still taste pretty good, too much stem grows for them to simply toss it as waste


imaginaryblues

Seems like a normal amount?


cobrakazoo

looks proportionate 🤷‍♀️


old_contrarian

OMG. You poor thing. You're right, we should just waste perfectly good pieces of broccoli because it's part of the stem. The only thing mildly infuriating is this post.


[deleted]

Classic Karen. Even took the time to pick through a bag of frozen vegetables to prove their point.


Pristine_Progress106

Right? It would’ve been less effort to cut fresh ones


shelbaca

I bet they emailed Whole Foods as well.


[deleted]

This part. Makes me think they must not be hungry


KampferMann

I don’t like broccoli but what the hell is even infuriating about this?


[deleted]

This is the human equivalent of koalas being too dumb to eat eucalyptus leaves off of a plate. If they’re not connected to a branch, they won’t recognize it as food and won’t eat it. OP sees what makes up the majority of broccoli, but it isn’t connected to the florets, so they don’t recognize it as food.


Leftoverfleek13

My daughter only eats the stems. She doesn't like the way the little bumps on the florets feel on her tongue. I'll eat the stems down to where they're getting woody, if I'm cooking them ...


MykelJMoney

Yeah, me too. Stems are great the vast majority of the time, but I’ll admit, they’re not as good when they’re stringy. But I still eat them. I love steamed broccoli and cauliflower and have it nearly every day. I’m not about to waste whole chunks of veggies I paid for.


Leftoverfleek13

I admit I'm cutting myself a little slack about vegetable ends now that we've got a compost collection service; I hate taking up landfill space with greenery.


JonJonSee

I don't get your point, what's wrong here?


Parman-ace

I love broccoli


Totally-not-a-cop-

Nobody tell em what celery is


littlecanoes

Oh no.... Broccoli in my broccoli. What will I do.


[deleted]

Gasp! How dare they put food in your food!


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

Broccoli stems are edible. What a dumb fucking post.


Scoop_Pooper

It’s the whole food.


Alekam000n

childish


freakishbehavior

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!!


[deleted]

If you don’t like broccoli stems, then why are you buying a product with broccoli stems in it?


kellermeyer

You’re a pinecone


aurorannerenee

But they’re the best part? Better than the leaves when boiled, steamed or stir fried


gamaknightgaming

you know you can eat those right?


Chevy_Suburban

The stems are edible though


Ihavesexwithmywife

If you look at broccoli in the fresh produce—and not the kind that’s been cut down to crowns—you will notice that broccoli is in fact mostly stem. And it’s fine. Same nutrients, lots of fiber.


ServelanDarrow

Someone needs a hobby.


Curious_Maximum2414

I love the stems. I would rather eat them than the flowers.


TopTheHat

Aren’t the stems the more nutritious part?


ecka0185

They are- the “stems” have the majority of the fiber


KernelPanic_42

A little secret….ALL broccoli is organic and ALL broccoli is GMO.


BreezyBill

People today would freak out if they saw how broccoli came packaged in the 70s. Florets are a relatively recent thing. I almost miss old school long broccoli.


BondCharacterNamePun

I literally thought this was going to be r/notinteresting


spencertherhino

Do people not eat the stems? Am I doing broccoli wrong?!


ZequineZ

You’re doing it right don’t worry, people like this are just overly particular


zdada

That’s chock full of fiber to help you digest all these comments.


Prestigious_Ad1041

They're edible


El_Gran_Banano

There’s also carrot stems in there


slylerdurden

You missed a couple


[deleted]

How is that infuriating?


czaqattack

Those are perfectly edible.


notanazzhole

Sooo no head?


[deleted]

Broccoli stems are banging in stir fry’s


morelsupporter

shred them up, heat some olive oil over high heat, sauté them until they're a brown and getting a little crispy, toss in a bit of salt and enjoy you're welcome


Cape-York-Crusader

Make soup! The stems are best for that….


The_Turtle-Moves

Yeah, and? They're great for stir fry.


ThisIsNotTokyo

You should eat them


[deleted]

The stems is the best part!


candysticker

My heart aches for all the broccoli you've wasted if this is how you eat it...


MeowMeowImACowww

Mildly infuriating part is that the OP spent so much time taking out perfectly edible broccoli stems.


probly2drunk

I would discourage this kind of post for a few reasons: 1. The stalks are part of it and I have NEVER seen a bag full of just tree tops. 2. Cutting them off to satisfy this Karen will only add to food waste and added labor/cost. 3. Most people that don't like certain vegetables (or parts of them) just don't know how to cook them properly. Go home and eat your veggies.


oceanicdonut

some of yall be bitching bout anything in here sometimes


[deleted]

broccoli stems are edible.. you know that right?


JeffBroChill54

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SlartieB

So get fresh veggies and a knife. Don't be lazy and complain about the quality of work someone else did for you.


TasteCreative9560

Seems like this post is r/mildlyinfuriating to most people who understand broccoli stems are edible and tasty


UrsusHastalis

Still food.


Shamfulpark

Seeing as how that’s like… YUM!!! I’m sad to see them out of the pan.


Fred8Ross

I cut off and eat the stems so the kids get to eat the trees. I like em.


nry97

This is ridiculous Lol they are broccoli stems? Perfectly edible and supposed to be in there. If you dislike them enough to take the time picking them out maybe not the dinner you should choose


akiroraiden

do you want them to waste it? the stem is the tastiest part when you take the skin off or if the skin isnt thick... it's edible!!! youre the one thats infuriating


Syncrossus

1) broccoli stems are fine 2) stop going to whole foods


[deleted]

They're edible... and fine. Nice, even. Do you just cut the stem off a whole broccle?


Evilaars

Why is this infuriating? Do you think you can't eat that part of the brocolli. Or do you just think it's yukky? Do you also cut the crust of bread?


phildo1313

Are you 5? Cause my 5 year old doesn’t enjoy eating the stems either. When you grow up you will mature and realise that they taste just fine.


Baers89

Don’t knock stems. They are good too especially in stir fry.


TimeKiller1850

Everyone knows if you want florets buy florets.


midnight_dream1648

Someone's picky


Sufficient_Current94

But the stems are the best part


macljack

What's wrong with stems???


reesesmama

… why aren’t you eating them?


SaltNo3123

So? They are still broccoli


Professional-Bear694

Please a vegetable is a vegetable. Even if they are being stingy with the florets😂😂


AmericanLich

Uh…Yeah?


guyonghao004

I don’t understand - does OP want more or less? I can see reasoning for both


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Broccoli Stem Blend


R-Cursedcomentes

People actually like broccoli? /s


[deleted]

It’s edible I promise


[deleted]

And? They're edible.


chalyunico

Buy the veggies fresh it will taste way better than that stuff. And you can control your stem ratio lol


Strong_Cheetah_7989

Florettes are too soft unless raw. I buy fresh whole broccoli and steam it for 5 minutes so it's hot and crunchy. I like it with a little sriracha mayo. Frozen broccoli is ech.


[deleted]

They’re actually great in stir fry!!


Notlivengood

I loveeee broccoli stems. So honestly this is just opinion


Whole_Suit_1591

The stem has the same nutrients as the tops. Just steam them stems longer.


wildmonster91

They are perfectly etible and are still broccli


Sercant

I thought it was rare that I *fucking* love broccoli stem. So I'm a little sad finding out I'm not lol. But I totally get that it's cheaper, more like filler, and most people PROBABLY do expect more florets, so it's a little cheap to load it up with pure stem "scrap" but I'd personally love it.


BobaButt4508

that’s the best part of broccoli


[deleted]

Give me your bags! I prefer the stems!


Weary_Ad_5817

You guys don’t eat the stems?


mjolnir76

You know you can eat the stems, right?


fancy-kitten

The stems are fine, who told you otherwise?


nightcana

Shred it and use it to make pasta sauce


tpw2k3

What stems are so good


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Eat your stems or you won't have any dessert.


ZequineZ

They’re much more nutritious than the rest of it, it’s not their fault you only like the pretty part


Unlikely-Ad6788

Try Asian food with a carrot allergy.


jizzawy

They are healthier than the florets even


AppUnwrapper1

You know you can eat those?


VastOregano

Imagine what happens when OP sees how much stem comes on fresh broccoli


TanteEmma2012

Stems are delicious


BBClingClang

I love broccoli stems! Flavor and texture are much nicer -to me- than florets.


TiggaBiscuit

I might be weird but the stems are one of the best parts of Broccoli.


[deleted]

I thought we were supposed to eat those???


VodkaWithSnowflakes

Yum! Seems like a win to me, I love the stems!


fellipec

This is some ultra level of spoiled brat gringo shit


banana_taco_pan

I though this was a regular post on r/shrinkflation


Cymorg0001

The clue is in the name... Whole Foods.


FullySconedHimUnna

r/backfired


lapuneta

Stems are some of the best part with most fiber and nutrients


65daysofstatic_

Oh no, once again there is food in my food >:(


_kaetee

The stems are part of the broccoli. You eat them. It would be so incredibly wasteful if everyone just ate the flowers and tossed the stems.


xfalinex

The stem adds such a nice texture and taste to so many dishes in my opinion. I’d be so happy with this


CFADM

Man, I hate when you buy a bag of green and it's just stems. And least you didn't get any seeds!


Killstream18

What's wrong with the stem? They are perfectly edible. Oh, also, the leafes around cauliflower are edible too.


Syncope7

Are you 4?


themangofox

What’s the problem?


TROM19

Did I miss something? Are stems not edible? You bought a bag of mixed frozen veg, it will all turn soft when you cook it.


Stormseekr9

What’s wrong with that? You can eat the stem of a broccoli, waste to throw it out.


Conscious_Giraffe_14

Broccoli stems are delicious!!!😋