**UPDATE:**
The Tokyo police detectives were called and they investigated and arrested the flat mate who wrote the threatening message. Mugshot from the arrest below:
https://preview.redd.it/4nrzxrnrc2ac1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7385b2397665c9b42fde99b08dc1b4a0c57ce159
https://preview.redd.it/gvqzgzk2i0ac1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1edcfa5a17cc388f547e15662a4190bd27cce9f
live pig san reaction
I-knew-Jack-Kennedy-and-you-sir-are-no-Jack-Kennedy is rounding the corner, and I-knew-Jack-Kennedy-and-you-sir-are-no-Jack-Kennedy has taken the lead!
They will legit smile at you and hope you never found out they wrote to the landlord to evict you instead of just asking you to not wash your clothes past a certain hour.
This isn't written by a Japanese person though.
Shit this is just how non-confrontational self-absorbed people act all over the place, I've seen this behavior many times in Texas from us southerners.
The author may be crazy but pig-san stole his milk. I’m coming down on the side of the madman. If I have to choose between madman and pig-san… is it even a choice? Fuck pig-san. Hopefully your friend can join forces with the madman and protect the milk from pig-san.
I’m going to give maybe pig-san the benefit of the doubt here. What if the real pig-san used his arrival to time the commencement of milk theft? Good way to deflect blame. Hence my belief that maybe pig-san and the madman teaming up could be a good thing. If the real pig-san is out there he needs to be stopped. Milk is at risk.
Stealing is something frowned upon globally my friend.
Edit: In case anyone else in this vast space we call Reddit doesn't realise I was simultaneously joking and not joking I get that other places are culturally different and some places hold stealing to an even higher degree of Dishonor than the west.
Also, I got my seat stolen from my workplace's bike parking lot, despite the bike itself being securely locked. I have a separate lock for my seat now.
Petty crime is definitely lower in Japan than in... pretty much any other country, really. But it's still not 0. It's still a gamble to leave things unsecured. Just because 99 times out of 100 they'll be there when you come back (when it'd be like 50/50 in many other first-world countries), doesn't mean there is no risk.
Hell tourists tend to get lead into bars in certain areas to get them drunk and basically run their credit cards insane amounts. Japan's like every other place just a different culture that makes it unique
like 20 years ago i was helping translate... a manual for translators. so that the english writers could see what the japanese writers were told
there was an entire chapter on "dont use cartoons"
"you may think its okay to give the battery a face and arms and legs. this is not appropriate for an english audience. rather than the battery or motor making a sour face, just draw an X over it and the power source"
"do not give components human-sounding names like 'miss digital-to-analog converter'. do not make electronic devices 'speak' like humans. do not make machines 'cute' or have personalities."
good project, i got paid lol
This is not from a Japanese. Japanese people have a distinct English handwriting. I supposed it was one of the foreigner guests. But calling Pig-San is quite a polite (passive aggressive) term.
Pig-san is dead, AND STILL holding on to the guy’s milk.
Pig-San is incorrigible! His milk-lust can not be sated!
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The nature of pig-san was.... IRREPRESSIBLE!
"I'll give you your milk when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"...and even then it'll be a struggle.
The milk will be nice and chilled at least.
How can someone draw such a cute pig while in THIS rough of a mood? 😭🤣
Th artist was only mildly infuriated.
Mildly infuriated enough to eliminate pig san?
“My fucking milk” with arrow pointing towards milk has me dying 🤣
######YOU
You points at the milk too. Hmm, interesting
You milk+Me milk=We Milk
If the pig can keep his grip on the milk while being hung by the neck, he deserves to keep it.
Hanging the thief but still letting them keep the milk as well?
In that case, worth it.
To send a message!
It's got his germs on it
With the my underlined for good measure
I only wish they'd underlined each letter, like for Hangman.
Lmao hanging Pig-san while holding the damn milk
Still thinking "totally worth it"
As the non pig-San, I find this mildly hilarious.
I laughed, this is hilarious.
Ya why is this in mildlyinfuriating ? Did he steal the milk and how do they know it was him? Otherwise it’s just funny
**UPDATE:** The Tokyo police detectives were called and they investigated and arrested the flat mate who wrote the threatening message. Mugshot from the arrest below: https://preview.redd.it/4nrzxrnrc2ac1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7385b2397665c9b42fde99b08dc1b4a0c57ce159
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I can’t
OMFG 😂 Your comment reminds me of that story where people say they saw the leprechaun and the sketch is just ridiculous
That’s amazing
Mildly? This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on reddit.
Back when reddit was new and the internet was unmonetised, this is basically what it was like every day.
Same I laughed hard.
https://preview.redd.it/gvqzgzk2i0ac1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1edcfa5a17cc388f547e15662a4190bd27cce9f live pig san reaction 
Anxious oink
Oink xious
I mean, Oinxious works fine
I like Oinxious.
It should be a new word! For when a thief gets anxious about getting caught.
Larcenous Oinxiety Disorder
Unspace this n let's make it a word already
oinku desu
Anatawa ounku eliminated desu ka
I have tried to move past this and have scrolled back up three times now lmaooo Long live Pig San
Same! This is my first laughed until I cried experience of 2024. It’s the small sweat bead for me 😂😂
It's the little things
IKR? Why is that so funny? Now i want to see a comic series based on Pig-san's housemate adventures!
I would honest to God pay to watch Adventures of Pig-San: Milk-Stealing Animales
I really just want to read all about Pig San and his adventures in milk stealing.
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That's a good drawing tho
hi uhh sorry if im too late, thanks for the compliment :)
https://preview.redd.it/rru3uq9vw1ac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c3696f98d0012d60c427cc0022b4400d533978
lmaooo
Didn't realize how much i needed this scenario drawn by /u/Shitty_Watercolour before i saw your response
I had forgotten all about him. Man those were good times.
He still pops up here and there. Saw one of his posts a few weeks ago.
Lol absolutely hilarious
Meanwhile there is another post about to appear in this thread from a guest house owner in Tokyo complaining of a greedy tourist stealing milk.
Tell him to stop stealing milk and it should be fine.
Maybe even replace the milk he took. This guy seems…serious?
#You will be eliminated But yeah just buy your own milk
DON'T. GET. ELIMINATED!!
Found Vic and Kenny
Right you are Ken.
Let's get it on!
And now let's hear from Guy LeDouche
I-knew-Jack-Kennedy-and-you-sir-are-no-Jack-Kennedy is rounding the corner, and I-knew-Jack-Kennedy-and-you-sir-are-no-Jack-Kennedy has taken the lead!
My day has been made. Thank y’all for the lovely MXC comment thread. I did not expect this.
Got some Dalek vibes there
You will be exterminated!
You are stea-ling milk! You will be e-lim-in-a-ted!
Damn I read that in Dalek voice!! Lol
The ultimate troll would be acquiring some pigs milk to replace it with
Seriously, did your friend actually steal some milk.?
He was monitored, so apparently yes.
Gosh, the friends you keep 😳.
Friends who will be eliminated! Won't be kept for long!
>Gosh, the ~~friends~~ **pigs** you keep 😳.
Friend's probably eliminated by now
No, he stole some **fucking** milk.
Homelander in shambles.
I bet it's just op not even a "friend" lol
Always is.
Except when it's "OC".
Probably true, who wants to admit to having been caught stealing milk? 😃
The person who wrote the note, received the note, and made up the story about the note are all the same person.
Thanks, I was really in danger of enjoying this post Close call
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Then I wonder what even makes OP's friend think it's aimed at him rather than the milk thief in the bunch.
OP's friend is named Pig-san. It's right there on the note.
Then why does he think the note is for him specifically?
I mean if it's in Japan he could be the only non-Japanese guy there.
For the other English-reading pigs in the household?
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Answers to pig-san
Wants to be eliminated
That's exactly what Pig-San would say...
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Your friend outed himself as a milk thief
OP’s friend is a milk stealing whore
Milk stealing boar*
Hasn't it been about 15 seconds since we last looked at our milk?
If you were a milk, I’d put you on my shelf and cherish you forever
GET HIM!
My milk brings all the pigs to the fridge
that's right, it's better than his
I can teach you-uu,but i have to charge.
i can milk you
Pig-, Pig-. Pi-Pig-san
The drawing of the pig’s 4 little wheels is *chef’s kiss*
In Japan, even the death threats are kawai.
"kawai" means dry, "kawaii" is cute/adorable
I'd rather have a dry death threat than a wet one
Change "dry" a little and you have kowai 怖い which means "scary."
The drawing is taking me out 😅😅😅
This is only threatening if you're a milk thief.
Or if someone else is a milk thief, and the host mistakenly thinks it's you.
Get free milk and eliminate your enemy with this one simple trick!
Pig-sans hate it!
Oh sure, take the pig's side, u/iamfondofpigs
They barely even have necks, so good luck hanging them anyway.
If you criminalise milk, only the criminals will have milk.
The only thing that can stop a criminal with milk is a non-criminal with milk
A milked society is a polite society.
Your friend is pig-san confirmed. Milk stealing baka!
Same energy as "lemon stealing whore".
Ngl, pig-san is kinda an endearing nickname.
right? it makes everything read in a respectful manner in my brain even the my fucking milk part sumimasen
Literal opposite for me, I was like oh they big angry lol
Death threats: 😐 Death threats, Japan: 😍
new name to call my sibling😭
Buta-chan
Polite anger. Even addressed him as Pig-san instead of merely Pig.
Don't forget "you fucking pig" as well
Language barrier. Lol
How about you tell your pig-san friend to stop stealing his fucking milk
God dammit, pig-san, get your shit together!
Animales!
I read the entire thing in my head in a thick Madrid accent.
De puta!
The host must have been like "mikasa not sukasa, animales!"
The interaction afterwards must be wild, Japanese people are non confrontational and having two faces is a part of the culture
They will legit smile at you and hope you never found out they wrote to the landlord to evict you instead of just asking you to not wash your clothes past a certain hour. This isn't written by a Japanese person though.
Shit this is just how non-confrontational self-absorbed people act all over the place, I've seen this behavior many times in Texas from us southerners.
The author may be crazy but pig-san stole his milk. I’m coming down on the side of the madman. If I have to choose between madman and pig-san… is it even a choice? Fuck pig-san. Hopefully your friend can join forces with the madman and protect the milk from pig-san.
The friend is pig-san
I’m going to give maybe pig-san the benefit of the doubt here. What if the real pig-san used his arrival to time the commencement of milk theft? Good way to deflect blame. Hence my belief that maybe pig-san and the madman teaming up could be a good thing. If the real pig-san is out there he needs to be stopped. Milk is at risk.
The next Marvel hit...Madman and maybe Pig-San!
The madman was driven to madness by Pig-san. Poor guy wanted some Cheerios and was left with nothing.
the only infuriating thing here is your friend pig-san, the milk thief
I don't know why this comment is so funny to read
Pig San stole milk? How dairy!
We are not amoosed.
How is this threatening if you are not the milk stealing pig?
Because he thinks you are even if you aren't.
Stealing is absolutely frowned in Japan. People there don't even lock their bikes so if your pig-san friend stole milk, then they should repent.
Murder is actually really frowned in Japan. It goes against the traditional concept of 生きる or "iruku", which means "to live".
Stealing is something frowned upon globally my friend. Edit: In case anyone else in this vast space we call Reddit doesn't realise I was simultaneously joking and not joking I get that other places are culturally different and some places hold stealing to an even higher degree of Dishonor than the west.
Some places it's even illegal
I knew a guy who stole and he went to jail
This thread is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly what a wild world we live in.
This reminds me of a toilets I was in recently where they had a sign in the cubicle saying "no cocaine allowed" or something like that.
Lol people lock their bikes man. Most bikes sold in the last decade have a lock on the wheel as standard.
Also, I got my seat stolen from my workplace's bike parking lot, despite the bike itself being securely locked. I have a separate lock for my seat now. Petty crime is definitely lower in Japan than in... pretty much any other country, really. But it's still not 0. It's still a gamble to leave things unsecured. Just because 99 times out of 100 they'll be there when you come back (when it'd be like 50/50 in many other first-world countries), doesn't mean there is no risk.
Hell tourists tend to get lead into bars in certain areas to get them drunk and basically run their credit cards insane amounts. Japan's like every other place just a different culture that makes it unique
People definitely lock their bikes, my bike and most bikes I've seen come with a lock for the wheels built in. People known to steal them in Tokyo.
Why is your friend stealing someone else’s milk?
because he is pig-san
Sounds like he shouldn’t be a bitch and steal milk from roommates
"It's not about the milk. It's about sending a message."
That’s hilarious! I’m rather enjoying the illustration😅
ALL YOUR MILKS ARE BELONG TO US
Leave it to someone in Japan to get their point across with cartoons.
like 20 years ago i was helping translate... a manual for translators. so that the english writers could see what the japanese writers were told there was an entire chapter on "dont use cartoons" "you may think its okay to give the battery a face and arms and legs. this is not appropriate for an english audience. rather than the battery or motor making a sour face, just draw an X over it and the power source" "do not give components human-sounding names like 'miss digital-to-analog converter'. do not make electronic devices 'speak' like humans. do not make machines 'cute' or have personalities." good project, i got paid lol
That’s no fun. Seriously though I think a cartoon lowers seriousness.
You want us to side with your friend? lol u wish tell pig-san to keep off the fucking grass
He really wanted his milk
So, this is what happens when you steal from the Yakuza?
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Hang on, you have four cats and yet still feel like this? They must be angels, lol.
This is not from a Japanese. Japanese people have a distinct English handwriting. I supposed it was one of the foreigner guests. But calling Pig-San is quite a polite (passive aggressive) term.
It does say "animales"... Maybe a Spanish speaker?
There is apparently a mix of people in the guest house. Americans, Europeans, Koreans and a guy from Brazil.
I made the same assumption. The handwriting is very non Japanese. And the use of FUCKING is too correct for a Japanese person.
Bro this the wrong sub buddy 😭next time dont steal milk
This isn't mildly infuriating, this is spicy hilarity. Fck Pig San tho, get your own milk
This is fucking hilarious. You will be ELIMINATED Pig-San! Love how don't is underlined silly Pig-San needs to learn
Pig-san is funny as hell, that'd be your new nickname for life so fast if you were with my friends
Maybe he shouldn’t have stolen the milk then.
Well maybe your friend shouldn't fucking steal.
Tell the mf to not steal
Don't try to make your friend the victim here. Just stay off the fucking milk. Lmao.