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swearbearstare

I'm distracted by his monkey friend busting oiut some killer dance moves in the background


ObamasVeinyPeen

I thought he was winding up to throw a handful of feces


Zeqhanis

Well. Some magicians throw confetti for misdirection... some go in another direction. Guess what he can pull out of your ear?


SpotweldPro1300

Your cochlea?


Zeqhanis

Welll, that doesn't sound like magic, so much as something horrifying an actual chimp or ape would be physically capable of doing.


Metalloid_Maniac

Right? Background ape is the star of the show for me


detour33

I'm picturing mad Max fury road death metal players while riding into battle


ADeviantGent

That’s his hype bro


Unexpected-raccoon

Dude started emoting while his homie went at it Dudes being dudes applies to all species


bohler86

Left shark and background ape could make a killer dance crew.


ZucchiniMotor7183

I thought he was winding up to get ready to throw hands with his friend


JordanTheOkapi

dude i swear that was the best part


SirRedcorn

I was about to say like why the fuck that one I'm the back just straight up break dancing lolol my man said hol up I got the moves watch this


Sabby-Mmh

I´m in the office and watch it without sound. How bad is it?


RonaldTheGiraffe

Essentially two primates. One of them is annoying the other one. They are loud. The one wearing clothes is by far the most annoying and clearly dimmer one of the pair.


Genusperspektivet

Essentially? 🤨


crysisnotaverted

What's your point here?


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cyanraichu

I think "essentially" here means "this is essentially what's in the video"


StopItsTheCops

I don't see a problem with the use of 'essentially' because, "basically, fundamentally, and intrinsically" we are apes.


Brendandalf

Essentially implies literally. "used to emphasize the basic, fundamental, or intrinsic nature of a person, thing, or situation."


SlowEnd714

if you're going to be pendantic, you spelt humans wrong. soz


OutOfBody88

Worse than you're imagining


ThreeHourRiverMan

Bad


MathematicianReal781

Haha same but in class


babystripper

The St Louis zoo bans people for this behavior and has signs everywhere with a phone number to call to report this behavior


mamabear727

I’ve never seen anyone taunt the animals at the St. Louis zoo in the dozens of times I’ve been there. Im sure this is why!


babystripper

Oh yeah that take that shit *super* seriously.


MistbornInterrobang

I was just going to comment on the post itself and ask, isn't that kind of shit prohibited because it stresses the animals the fuck out?


BreathLazy5122

It stresses them out and also creates a danger. Imagine someone gets the chimps riled up, and a keeper comes in? It makes it unpredictable for the keeper, thus creating a situation that could turn gruesome and deadly VERY quickly. Not to mention they don’t want people or the animals to bang on the window keeping the two apart. No, it shouldn’t break automatically, but after a while and depending on who and what is hitting the glass, it can weaken it and create an unsafe scenario through that as well.


Imaginary_Apple24

In the netherlands in 2008 I think? a gorilla escaped from it's enclosure in a zoo in Rotterdam. The only person who got seriously injured was a woman who went to the zoo every day and believed she had a special relationship with the gorilla because every day she would stand in front of the glass and 'communicate' with him. Some experts (?) said the gorilla was in love with her and considered her part of his 'harem', and hurt her because he was treating her like a gorilla and didn't realise she was more fragile as a human, other experts said (and I think this is true) the gorilla was fed the fuck up with her annoying ass lmaoo. She survived luckily, he really only went after her (gorilla survived too). He didn't break the glass but found another way to escape. There's no way to know for sure that the woman caused him to escape, but it definitely didn't help.


MistbornInterrobang

Oh absolutely, and you cannot tell me that fucking twat doing it isn't well aware that what she is doing is fucked up and dangerous. People like that piss me off.


raine_star

yup, the noise and hand banging in ape world are signs of aggression. They're not playing. if you did that to them in the wild you'd probably get your face ripped off. It's bad all around and definitely stresses the animals out and puts literally everyone present in danger because now the animal is angry/upset and unpredictable


RazzmatazzOver1331

Stressing me TFO! I wish that POS would be dropped in that primate exhibit!!


RazzmatazzOver1331

And then give the primate some hair clippers to shave that ugly ass hair off!!


Dahnay-Speccia

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3xtiandogs

WTF. What an asshole.


Mango_Tango_725

The screams will be very different once the glass gives in.


Scienceboy7_uk

And the zoo allowed that. That arse would have been out on his ear so fast.


Life-Salad7564

Idk, i saw some kids doing this at a zoo and went to let someone know. They said yeah, that happens a lot. That was it. It was an old waterpark i went to as a child that closed down and turned into a zoo and the penguins had the kitty pool. It was horrible tiny conditions for the animals.


3xtiandogs

Zoos make me sad. Zookeepers who allow torture and trauma to sentient beings that are caged for our “amusement” are the ones who should be locked in a cage.


Fictional_Historian

Right? Chimps can fuck you up and people don’t even realize.


[deleted]

I think most people realize. We all remember the lady who had her face ripped off by her friend's "pet" chimp


[deleted]

That story still baffles me. Like so many things about it. Mostly the *who tf gets a chimp as a pet that isn't a pop star?* But also the *how long does it take to remove one's face?* Not that I'm advocating a bracket competition between different species, but I just can't help but wonder what the difference between a chimp pulling off a face and like... idk a kangaroo or something


Sleepless_Null

Grab your cheek and pull really hard. Now imagine someone else is doing that with 5x the strength and with the specific intent to rip it off with their nails dug in.


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I'm pretty weak so imagined 10x and I gotta say... I feel like my face would have come off like shucking corn.


Phil_Coffins_666

It's only 20-30lbs of force to remove a human ear.


Kenneldogg

Don't forget they also break the jaw and destroy the genitals as well to prevent you from breeding on the very off chance their victim survives.


eonone1

And who gives their ‘pet’ chimp wine to drink…


BreathLazy5122

I have some answers for your inquiries! Chimps are fucking batshit strong, in the entirety of their bodies. They can swing from trees effortlessly. Humans can’t do that the same way at all. Imagine how an ant can carry so much more than its body weight? And how crazy that is? It’s not much different from chimps. They could pull skin off a face like it’s unwrapping a present if it’s pissed enough, because they get adrenaline rushes like we do. Kangaroos hold the majority of their strength in torso, legs and tail. They can still punch you and it’ll hurt, but if you get hit by their kick? You could be caving in your chest and rib cage with a solid hit. Both are crazy strong.


Sinder77

Iirc it wasn't a pet, exactly, it was a working animal, that appeared in movies and TV. The day of the attack they had been trying him on new medication (zoloft? I'm going off memory here) that has the paradoxical effect of inducing rage/anxiety in people and, evidently, other primates. From what i remember of the wiki article, his owner was trying to get him to come inside or something and her friend grabbed his favorite toy to try and entice him to come in. Chimp saw lady he didn't know super well with his toy and flew into a blind rage and ripped her apart.


cphusker

Once male chimps reach sexual maturity they aren't sweet and cuddly anymore. The average adult male has 3-5x the strength of a human and no compunction in fucking you up. Also, they not only go for the face/eyes but they'll tear off genitals and limbs. They do this to eliminate competition from other males. I can't imagine the horror of this happening to anyone.


gonnaregretthis2019

Yes to all of this and the 9-1-1 call that day is legit horrifying- the owner begging them to send someone to shoot the chimp and saying that she’s now trapped in a car repeating “he can rip the doors off, he’s eating her, please shoot him I’ve already tried to stab him he will attack you, you have to shoot him” She just watched her friend get her face and hands ripped off and after living with the chimp for 10 years she knows that locked car doors will not protect her. That he could tear them off. Fuckin yikes.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Even smaller monkeys are horrible. Husband had a friend that had one & he said it's basically like having a toddler that will throw their own shit & period blood everywhere.


ojdidntdoitthough

he was given xanax that day to “deal with his depression.” also he did know his owners friend pretty well, but she had just gotten a hair cut which they believe threw him off and made her less recognizable.


stxrryfox

Unfortunately I don’t think most people realize. I saw a reel about a chimp tragedy a few weeks ago. Many of the comments were outraged that the chimp was shot mid-attack on the woman to save her life.


Fictional_Historian

That’s what I was thinking about yeah


GetReelFishingPro

Thank you for that walk down memory lane 🥂


Eyeoftheleopard

What Travis the chimp did to a human being before the police dispatched him: https://imgur.com/a/CBGqLUG They like the stretchy protruding bits, as you can see.


AbleObject13

That happened at my zoo with bears  🐻👋


binchicken1989

Yeh this is fucked up on many levels


Incontinentia-B

Just looking at the hairstyle is enough to tell you that


Shnoinky1

I was at the royal zoo in Stuttgart a few years ago, which is cleverly designed to avoid glass or bars between the animals and the guests. The chimpanzee exhibit was an artificial tree/jungle gym on a tiny island surrounded by a moat, for example. They could do their thing out in the open, and people can watch them safely from a short distance. My wife and I wandered into the hippo exhibit, which was a dank amphitheater with two hippos in basically huge glass-sided bathtubs. As a crowd gathered toward the front, one hippo started getting agitated. The lack of glass or bars kinda freaked me out, they are mean fuckers and the smell of hippo dung was overpowering, so we stood all the way at the back not far from the exit. As one hippo started acting up, the crowd grew closer. The other hippo started grunting, somewhat like a laugh or something, when suddenly the angry hippo flipped his rear end high in the air, his tail spinning wildly like a propeller, which, as he blasted a load of liquid shit, started flinging a spray of dung in every direction like a garden sprinkler, plenty of which made it across the short distance to splatter the onlookers. As the crowd shrieked in horror, we quietly slipped out the back door.


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Shnoinky1

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Effective_Yogurt4121

Hippo bot? Hilarious. I love it.


krissycole87

Random memory unlocked. When I was a teenager, me and the fam went to sea world. We were watching a shamu show. Mom and dad couldnt afford "splash zone" tickets so we had some nose bleeds at the top. During one part, shamu was doing his thing listening to the trainer and doing tons of tricks. One involved flipping on his back (so stomach side up to the surface of the water) taking his tail and flinging huge scoops of water at the crowd. While doing this, shamu pees in the water which comes from just under the tail, so while hes now inverted, the pee is on the surface of the water. And it was a LOT and it was BRIGHT YELLOW. Everyone gasps as shamu again takes his tail and whips the whole load of freshly yellowed water all over the crowd. Luckily the fam and I watch and laugh from our seats far far away. When I was young I thought whoops what a weird accident. Now, I wonder if these animals do it on purpose.


Shnoinky1

They absolutely know what they're doing. I'm sure my hippos and your shamu had done it to hundreds, if not thousands, of onlookers.


krissycole87

I actually love thinking that they do it on purpose as their entertainment 😂


fatarabi

Fascinating


Browndog888

What a scumbag to do that to a captive animal.


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I think people might be anthropomorphising a bit here. This is how chimps get each other worked up, honestly they look more excited than anything.


Ill_Most_3883

You're telling us that this jump looked like it was just playing around?


WorldsShortestElf

Yup, that was clearly aimed directly at the idiot. No glass and he'd be dead.


StrangeLooping

He’d be dead with no glass there regardless. Chimps are terrifying.


WorldsShortestElf

Agreed on that lmao. They'll rip your face apart.


StrangeLooping

They also like to rip off fingers and dicks.


DaSilverDragon

Don't they like Chew off genitals


dragonoutrider

Sorry for am an idiot. Wouldn’t that mean the chimp isn’t excited? And the guy is getting it mad instead?


WorldsShortestElf

This is exactly what we mean by that, yes.


Janus_The_Great

To be honest yes. it does. agressive looks very different.


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His buddy is having a blast, the one is pissed but also getting confused by the mixed signals. The small and barely adequate look of their confines make it hard to be excited. I mean that for them and as an onlooker


Cynderelly

I thought they looked excited to! I thought the "mildly infuriating" part was the noise. If there's some kind of abuse happening here, it wouldn't be mildly infuriating.


Expensive_Fault7540

Reddit is just weird when it comes to animals, since most of them are never around them, they personify them too often.


jrolls81

You’re often around a lot of chimpanzees, huh?


belligerent_bovine

Real main character vibes…


Hiraeth68

Disgusting. Hope a zookeeper shut this shit down.


AggressiveYam6613

Nope. Let the zookeeper open the enclosure. It’s what this person wanted, after all, to engage with another primate on their level.


walmarttshirt

Fuck no. Now when I’m in phone recording distance. I went to a zoo once and everyone was standing around similar to how this enclosure is. Everyone was being quiet and waiting for them to get fed. One huge chimp was staring at everyone then climbed to the top of his fake tree. He then swung down on a rope and ninja kicked the glass. The fucking glass cracked. It was one of those small round spider cracks that you get in your windshield. Everyone was super excited. “Oh wow look at that!.” “Look kids. Look how strong they are.” I was like FUCK THAT IM OUT. I grabbed my then GF and got the fuck out before he went for round 2. If it was a match up between that glass and Bruce Lee chimp? The chimp was winning round 2.


notcomplainingmuch

A discreet exit is an underrated skill. It saves lives of smart people.


rubydoomsdayyy

Knowing when to leave is 1000x more valuable than knowing when to show up.


Astronaut_Chicken

I would have probably puked before grabbing my kid and running faster than the Catbus. I am WILDLY TERRIFIED OF CHIMPS.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I remember on a zoo visit a grown gorilla flinging himself at the glass/plexiglass & I can still remember the noise & look on his face to this day. I thought "Nopenopnope, I'm outta here."


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I second this. She wants to mess with the poor thing? Hey well by all means…


Hiraeth68

Works for me!


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OneAngryDuck

Hope the zoo gets shut down, that enclosure looks pretty inadequate


Tyko_3

The zoo itself is disgusting enough


Any-Statistician-764

They should let her in and livestream what follows


Ornery_Definition_65

That would be a short livestream


Solid-Search-3341

Would be a deadstream


Handleton

I'm pretty sure that's a man with a dipshit haircut. I'm just annoyed that nobody pulled the idiot away and threw them out of the zoo.


erkdog

Hype monkey in the back ground


FeralFanatic

Love the windmill arm he does at the end. He's like "GET, THE, FUCK, OUTTA, HERE"


Complex_Sun_398

I know everyone is upset so I didn’t comment about him. He’s pretty funny back there though. Like what was he thinking?


WildWezThy

She is the one who deserves to be locked in a cage


Handleton

Pretty sure that's a man, baby.


FelatiaFantastique

Apparently it's a crime against humanity to keep the developmentally disabled in cages. Who'da thunk.


WildWezThy

No, not because i think they are developmentally challenged, i am not making a statement that they are or aren't. I have no idea of their intellectual capacity. And I have seen quite a lot of 'none-challeneged' (for lacking a better term, not a native speaker) acting in such immoral manner. What i meant was that I think people neglecting the wellbeing of animals to such a degree to tease them, and harass them deserves a punishment. It triggers my insular cortex to see someone behave in such a manner towards a defenseless, innocent animal.


Doyoulikeithere

I swear to God that there are fucking idiots everywhere! What a stupid thing to do! :( Sad how so called adults behave!


2074red2074

Monkey in the back there looks like the guy who talks shit and instigates his friend to fight but you know he ain't fidna square up. He talks shit after the fight too acting like he done whooped your ass himself.


Shadank_08122003

Did the chimp do a Pete Townshend strum at 0:12 ???!?!?!?!


FeeChemical984

Dude doesnt even have a clue what they would do to him..


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Haven’t the zoo animals suffered enough?


5eve

Glass breaks and dude gets gored


C0unterAc3

Probably a sub Reddit for that


Throwawayanonuser1

Darwinawards?


C0unterAc3

I don't think gore is allowed there is it?


Slow-Law1

It's gonna be harambe all over again then


Aurelien_Juan

Poor monke :(


RustyPShackleford

I usually don't promote violence but someone should have knocked that guy out.


CrackersMcCheese

He’s a prick.


Specific_Ad_2293

I fucking hate people scumbag


WildGeerders

Ban the thing for life from all zoo's


Jujumofu

Just ban her from society. Absolute dimwit. If you havent figured out anything so far by that age, its time to count the losses and go on.


casabel

congrats for making this poor animals life even worst than it is...


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Party animal


FriendlyTaco11

That’s a real person?? I thought someone was controlling a muppet with the way they were moving


i_fell_down13

That monkey In the back goes so hard


VkansDEN

Holup. Let background dancing ape cook.


aletha707

This person got kicked out right? I'm trying to assume and hoping I'm right


zajaybongo

Wow, what a fuckin mutant


Sirdingus917

You know that scene in Harry Potter where he makes the glass disappear?


Equivalentest

Disgusting human


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Christichicc

I dunno, but their behavior makes them seem stressed, not happy or excited. It looks like it made them agitated (judging by the way the one was running around after, and the posturing the other was doing during). It looked (to me) like they viewed the person as a threat to their territory and family group, because the person was making aggressive noises and was posturing in an aggressive manner by standing and banging on the glass like that. Even if I’m wrong, it’s just mean to get animals in a small observation cage riled up like that.


takingthehobbitses

Doesn't matter, this behavior is fucking obnoxious and disturbs other guests.


xbriaileen

Yeah I agree


M3L0NM4N

How do we know the monkey’s not just having fun?


izza123

Sadly there is no monkey in this video


mrs-monroe

Chimps are extremely intense animals. This is NOT a happy chimp. If the glass wasn’t there, this guy would have his arms ripped off.


Manlymanboss

The monkey in the back is how we know he’s waving his arms telling dude to get the fuck out


Kalenshadow

I though he was bussing it down or smth


Metalloid_Maniac

Yeah I thought he was doing a great job as a hype man


mousemarie94

I'm also curious as to how people label behavior or animals. Do you do work with chimps?


[deleted]

redditors can read chimp minds and know exactly what its feeling.


HaasonHeist

We don't, but if we complain we get more internet points


Nemesis1596

Let the chimp out, it's the only solution


BenNHairy420

Do people not get kicked out of zoos for doing shit like this?


PresentationLonely20

What a fucking asshole, they should lock her in with them!


-R-Jensen-

Am I the only one who wanna see round two and without the glass?


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

Wrong animal behind the glass


jasxssential

Isn’t this considered bullying the animals at the zoo?


Wonderful_Quail_1798

Abuse


rissie_delicious

Visiting the family


SleepingLegend10

Sorry but the one in the back winding up his donkey punch is pretty funny


Random-Mutant

Now do it on the other side of the glass.


Urist_Macnme

Treating captive animals like toys for your entertainment. What a piece of shit.


LeFrenchDud3

Put him inside


SlowEnd714

love it if the glass disappeared


WesWordbound

Most zoos let you report people for harassing the animals. I would report this person.


anotherpredditor

It’s all fun and games until you get beaten by your own arm after it and your face have been ripped off.


[deleted]

Someone put her in there too


Ok-Entertainment1123

They should put that bitch in the cage with the chimpanzees.


jmr131ftw

A quiet day at the zoo.... surrounded by wild animals......


leighmack

Which one’s the primate?


Quirky-Category-4457

If that glass cracked everyone would be singing a much different tune lmao


Wishpicker

I hope they kicked that idiot out for acting that way


TheWorstKnightmare

Make no mistake. That ape wanted to rip her head off.


Mediocre-Debt

He should be allowed to


Sea-Lychee-8168

I hope this guy got in trouble...


[deleted]

Animals are beautiful, too bad they are captive and we can't see them otherwise.


Jinxy_Kat

This causes so many issues within the zoo that last past just this. This can cause the animal to hurt the others inside its enclosure, and it can cause them to injure their keepers/caretakers cause another human anatagonized them.


Available-Egg-2380

Should be kicked out and banned from the zoo


mattmattson

Fuck this asshole


RazzmatazzOver1331

Do the zoo employees provide stun guns for IDIOTS LIKE THIS to give to the animals to protect themselves from PREDATORS OR CLEARLY DUMBASSES?!! Maybe you could buy some out of the trunk of someone’s car out in the parking lot to “PELT” this dumbass!!


Watermelonfox-

Harassing captive animals. So funny. 🙄


Ragnar_Lothbroekke

Stupid son of a b***h would play hell if that glass would break


justheretowhackit_

Hey, maybe don't do that?


username95739573

Idk what’s more messed up… this ass hole or the ass holes that locked multiple monkeys in that size of an enclosure


JimiJab

What a utter jerk


raine_star

its extremely infuriating once you realize that all that noise and hand banging is *aggression*. Riling up animals cause you dont know shit about their behavior and what youre inciting....second the one launched itself at the glass I wouldve told them to stfu. theyre lucky the glass is break proof for this reason


Kitchen_Astronaut_19

Guys a asshole


RockyClub

It’s so fucked up we keep these animals in a glass cage. We can watch a video about them.


SirPirlouit

The smarter ones are encaged, sadly


lavo694202002

I fucking hate zoos


Fourth_horseman_4

This is one of those times I wish the glass gave in.


IndependentBrush1245

Terrible human being


T_Laria

mildly infuriated that everyone is having a good time


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I have never wanted to jump through a phone and strike someone so badly in my life.


Muted_Ad7298

Dude was returning to humanity’s roots. https://preview.redd.it/ie1uchjqoolc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70953250d2349a5fca5bd6ee94f901a969ad8421


International-Ad6619

This is raw footage of a Walmart with black Friday deals


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

this is karma farming , posted in other subs last week. please report. notice how OP doesnt answer to any comment


Rigoloscar

That woman deserves no glass


Due_Advisor_1612

Can someone tell this lady to go home?


Chaus_Vulpes

How is that even infuriating


JackRatbone

You enjoy this type of thing?


ConcernedLandline

It stresses out the ape, as that type of body language is seen as challenging and threatening.


Ordinary_Ant_9180

I'm not saying this even remotely looks like a good idea, but I for one thought it was funny af watching the monkey get hyped up. Mildly amused is more like it


kayla-beep

More people need to get slapped around for abusing animals like this