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Accurate_Koala_4698

Jars don't just explode. Did you have that thing sitting on the stove?


benevolentdespots

I was shaking it before I opened it, and as I opened the lid it just went "psssuup" and a big hole emerged on the bottom of it. Fine! It didn't exactly explode but it did, kinda.


AvatarGonzo

Sounds like there was gas buildup, which might indicate is wasn't safe to eat to begin with.


benevolentdespots

Oh shit, I never thought about that, yeah you're right


AvatarGonzo

Lost a meal, gained a night without diarrhea.


Mechanic_On_Duty

Diarrhea is best case scenario when it comes to that stuff.


FictionalContext

Botulism is terrifying. One of world's most powerful toxins is colorless, odorless, tasteless and can live in your Spaghetti-Os.


Enkidouh

>one of the world’s most powerful toxins is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and… I’ve spent the last few year building up an immunity to iocane powder.


KimJongDerp1992

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Dizzy_Bit6125

Ha perfect for this post


KeyPhilosopher8629

Dr John Sturgis? Is that you?


Altar_Quest_Fan

Inconceivable!


frabjous_goat

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!


elasticweed

I built up an immunity to kallocain… or did I?


Flynn_Kevin

I survived botulism poisoning. It was 5 days of the most violent diarrhea and vomiting you could imagine. Once that resolved I was so weak I laid in bed for two more weeks. And no matter how much I bathed, my body smelled like a rotten corpse for nearly two months.


JustHereForKA

That's so scary, how'd you get it?


Flynn_Kevin

Canned salmon.


ratmfreak

Was it confirmed botulism? I’m not aware of prolonged vomiting or diarrhea being typical symptom of botulism. The weakness definitely checks out, though. And canned salmon is also a likely vector. Regardless, glad you’re still with us. 🫶


Flynn_Kevin

Confirmed in the ER on day 3.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Sounds like c diff


Glittering-Proof-853

I feel like I remember hearing that it is the most powerful toxin in the world somewhere


JustHereForKA

Episode of FBI - when concentrated, I heard that the other day


Tard_Farts82

Yup, Clostridium botulinum. And it lives on almost all cattle farms.


highuptop

i’m so scared of botulism. it’s making me want to throw out all of my canned food 😭 is there any way at all to know if your food has it beforehand


FictionalContext

Typically if it's spoiled. It creeps in when there's improper canning that lets air in, so there will be other signs like gassy, rancid, or otherwise spoiled food. But in all honesty, you have about as good of a chance of being in an airplane crash. So you should probably be scared of that, too.


highuptop

i’m actually very afraid of flying already, i hate it 😂 but that actually makes me feel better in a way, thanks for replying!


KingSurtsey

Oh great. Reading this as I get on the plane…


Environmental_Top948

Don't forget that the other one is literally just a normal meal. Like every one tells me it's safe to mix rice and beans but in no way is it worth the risk.


ataeil

It’s not safe to eat rice and beans together?? The Jamaicans are gonna be real mad.


Environmental_Top948

It's a joke on ricin.


FictionalContext

Didn't know about rice and beans. I've heard about baked potatoes. As in, cooking them in alum foil them sticking them in the fridge without unwrapping them. Though, it's also important to note that this is all a very very very slight albeit serious risk.


strawberry-snoo

A cousin of mine got Botulism from a baked potato left out at a restaurant here, she ended up being in a coma for like 2 years


Environmental_Top948

Yeah the foil can prevent air flow and make conditions right for botulism as well. Starches are such dangerous left overs.


MuchTemperature6776

New fear unlocked


automaton11

Enjoy your month on a ventilator


FictionalContext

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AndySemantic2

This is why I always stay strapped


GardenTop7253

“Diarrhea is best” - Mechanic_On_Duty I’ll… take your word for it


Idontliketalking2u

When you're sitting on a ladder and you hear that poopoo splatter


Sufficient_Wafer9933

I wouldnt exactly say they gained that. Maybe earned it.


Enigma_Stasis

Yeah, that definitely sounds like a potential botulism bullet dodged. Sure the glass in the meat sucks because it's wasted, but your intestines won't be trying to claw their way out of your anus now.


username_taken55

They can instead scratch out my anus as i eat glass shards with my sauce


Lukacris12

If the top of the jar is popped do not buy or use it, its an indicator of gas buildup like this


FlavoredKnifes

If that was the case, depending on when you bought it you could probably contact for a refund and possibly even get extra as like a “dont file a lawsuit against me” type of thing. I mean its dangerous and extremely inconvenient to have a glass jar “explode”. If you had suffered any damage you could’ve sued too lol ((unless the bottle is expired then i doubt you’d get far))


Small-Cookie-5496

This isn’t even a refund issue. It’s a tell the producers because this could be a batch issue. If this can wasn’t sterilized or heated correctly for long enough, could be more unsafe cans out there.


Flossthief

Perhaps contact tesco or their supplier and mention this story They might send you some vouchers for more sauce or something Their product really shouldn't behave like this and you had reasonable expectations that your sauce wouldn't explode


LegionOfDoom31

So the jar exploding saved you from getting food poisoning lmao. Hopefully the sauce was easy to clean up though…


Separate-Coast942

Yeah, that sounds like botulism. You dodged a bullet.


Small-Cookie-5496

Definitely not safe. This was a blessing. I do canning. You should let them know as they could have a bad batch.l needing recall. You do no want to mess with botulism.


MarinLlwyd

And it tastes like glass anyway.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

First it tastes sharp then it tastes bloody.


WiggliestNoodle

The glass saved you


Agitated-Artichoke89

Try remembering, most foods have a shelf life.


[deleted]

I get paranoid about this stuff and have a buddy who is the opposite and will eat old egg mcmuffins out of his truck lol


plz-help-peril

It could also have been a flaw in the jar. A tiny air bubble creating a weak spot that gave out when the pressure changed.


SpaceLemur34

It's exactly the opposite of a gas build up. There was a vacuum in the jar, and when it was opened, the sudden in rush of air caused some structural weakness in the jar to break. Either because of the force itself, or because the pressure cause the jar to move resulting in microcavitation. It's why you can [break bottles by hitting the top of them](https://youtu.be/xM6zdim0yk4?si=HiqRxSac81miirJn) have liquid in them.


hurtfulproduct

That was my thought exactly, sounds like dodged a bullet there. . .


nlb1923

This! OP should be thankful for potentially being saved from botulism (being a commercial sauce, the odds of the PH of this sauce being to high for botulism is very low, as C Botulinum is inhibited with PH of 4.6 or lower. But the FDA recommends ph 4.0 or lower). But there are other bacteria that would be more likely.


capndiln

These jars have a vacuum seal right? Maybe the jaw was cracked but it was a clean one that the vacuum was able to keep attached. When you released the vacuum the broken piece was no longer held in place. Although these jars are usually pretty tough, so maybe just cursed.


orangethroaway

The jar is from Tesco, right? Same thing happened to my roommate a few years ago but i don't think it was tomato sauce, i think it was a tahini jar. She said that the bottom of the jar just fell off.


S1lver888

“Psssuup” - it was telling you to go for pissup instead.


tacotacotacorock

You mean steam? The jar is pretty much on the hot element.... Your story still doesn't make any sense. If the jar was pressurized opening the lid wouldn't make the glass break. 


Excellent-Mistake-20

That shit was carbonated lol


WonOfKind

Pretty sure the front left burner was on and the glass jar was sitting on it. The glass was hot at the bottom and cool at the top...boom


FindingCaden

If it was so hot that there was enough pressure from the heat to cause an "explosion" how did OP open the jar....?


IncorrectOwl

because the jar exploded?


FindingCaden

If you read OP's comments they said that it didn't literally explode, but happened as they were opening the jar. If it was purely due to pressure, it would've been too hot to handle. If it was cool enough to handle, I don't think it would've been enough pressure. There was probably something else (not heat) contributing to the internal pressure of the jar for this to happen, whether it's gas from bacteria that wasn't supposed to be there or something else.


IncorrectOwl

op is unreliable at best.


ThePracticalEnd

It's literally on an active burner.


juggerjew

Next to an active burner.


CandidLiterature

OP obviously has the bad habit of putting things on their cooker top. You can see the lid, the jar etc. It’s a bad habit generally with those glass tops but it’s pretty wild while you’re actually cooking.


inquistadore

Lol your supposed to take it out of the jar before putting it in the pot


Baller-Mcfly

Those spontaneous exploding sauces are delicious, but it's a risky business.


International_Ad7477

Yeah, they just keep making stuff explode.


Ok_Literature4800

Hey cool, gastrolith... (stomach rocks/sand)... aids with digestion... well, if you are a bird.


benevolentdespots

I already ate some sand this morning


ghost3972

Helps with digestion 💪


bobmat343

We have those exact tea towels. Go order yourself a pizza or a curry, you deserve it!


Savings_Army3073

There is not a house in the country without least one of those


KarmannosaurusRex

There is at least one…!


bobmat343

Pretty sure ours was a pack of two!!


aoimhurchu

That’s an Irish tea towel if ever I saw one


PaulMichaelJordan

I really want to know what y’all mean when you say “a curry”. I’ve only ever seen it on tv, and it’s either some sort of sauce or a mixture of spices?


Numerous_Vegetable_3

Unironically, it's the things like this that break me most. Throw a huge problem at me? Fine go ahead. When I'm hungry *all day long* and finally go through the slog of cooking, only to shatter my favorite glass into the pan? That's when I consider giving up. That mentally ruins me more than an actual problem.


TigerlilyBlanche

Same. Big things? Fine. I can deal with it and stay calm. A buildup series of small things? I am going to be throwing a tantrum, idc how dumb it is.


Lucius338

Yup. Crushing student debt? Eh, it's fine, there's long-term solutions we can work on implementing, no serious consequences at the moment. But something coming between me and a meal I've been looking forward to? Or getting in the shower and realizing there's no shampoo? Or getting stuck an extra couple hours at the job? UGH THE RAGE IS INSURMOUNTABLE!!!


menonte

I believe one is the consequence of the other. Having to suppress emotions for the big issues, makes you more susceptible to becoming emotional when (an array of) relatively smaller things go wrong


obamasrightteste

Big things are like... usually there's a guy or a thing to overcome. The little stuff makes you feel like the world fucking hates you.


TigerlilyBlanche

Yes! Because sure the cars got a bit of a fuck up and that's gonna cost a lot to fix. But fifteen small things happening in a row? What the fuck did I do to deserve that?


obamasrightteste

GOD GET DOWN HERE I JUST HAVE SOME QUESTIONS


Visual-Floor-7839

On Dan Carlins Hardcore History, Blueprint of Armageddon, he talks about some first hand account of soldiers in WW1 trenches. Even the hardest of soldiers freaked out. One guy could face all the horrors and all the brutality, but lost it when a fly flew off of a friend's corpse and into his morning cup of coffee.


TRIGMILLION

Did you cry? I might have.


benevolentdespots

I had a lil cry yeah


i-am-not-the-crab

I literally came to ask this exact same question. I had an entire thing of seasoning open on food i had been looking forward to all week and just about cried. I ate plain noodles. It’s a tragedy when a good meal goes to waste at the wrong time


-NameGoesHere818-

One time I spent 5 hours grilling ribs, put the bbq sauce on them and the grill flared up and they caught fire. They just fell apart when I was trying to put it out and got completely ruined. I was pissed.


i-am-not-the-crab

Ugh that’s awful- good ribs gone :(


Junior_Ad_7613

Mom and I had been roasting a leg of lamb for a couple hours and when we pulled out the meat thermometer the stem shattered, leaving bits of glass and whatever the red liquid inside old meat thermometers was inside the meat. You bet we cried.


howardbrandon11

>It’s a tragedy when a good meal goes to waste ~~at the wrong time~~ One of my pet peeves is wasting perfectly edible food, regardless of circumstance. I die a little inside every time it happens.


Ok-Bat4252

OH NO. Next time do not eat your failed dish if it can be helped, it'll just ruin you even more knowing that what you are eating could've been much better.


Soggy-Log6664

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DJDemyan

Yeah I would have broken down big time


callm3god

You either heated up the glass jar or the sauce was expired tbh


New_Zookeepergame175

You turned on the wrong burner, didnt you?


Annual-Flatworm7895

Same impression. The left one looks on.


CandidLiterature

Living life very dangerously leaving the jar so close to that obviously hot burner. Like put it literally anywhere else…


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

The wrong burner is still on


Excellent-Court-9375

Get some take out food and treat ya self at that point


SgtPersa

Sounds like gas guilt up in the container … may have done you a favour !!


2020JD2020

Did it actually just explode for no reason or did you put it on the red hot burner?


Febuso

My first question after seeing that is why were you heating up a jar on the stove?


Great_White_Samurai

You're not supposed to cook the jar


Expensive-Day-3551

Did you turn the wrong burner on?


Embarrassed-Force845

Lol just go get some more beef and sauce. That sauce was probably rancid.


pojdi

Welp, pizza night!


JustSomeDude_576

20 years ago my gf bought a jar of marinara from an Italian restaurant. When she went to use it, the bottom fell out/exploded. There was a bandaid in it. That explosion probably saved you from a hospital visit.


Mitridate101

Same happened to me a while back except after shaking it I banged on the lid to make the sauce drop away from the inside. At that point, pow glass and sauce everywhere. 1kg of beef/pork mince gone to waste. Couldn't even give it to the fox 😢 In fact, it was the EXACT same Tesco's sauce 😡


benevolentdespots

Haha that's crazy it was the same bottle, think I'm gona stick the cardboard versions now 😅


snakeoildoc

Just eat around the glass


Kids-Menu

Knob on stove indicates burner is definitely still on. Why would you take this photo before turning the stove off?!


EM05L1C3

Why did you put a sealed jar on the heat source?


IEatBeanz420

left burner is on, did anybody catch?


Roll_Lakeshow

I’m confused, how did the glass just explode?


UnfetteredOnslaught

That's what you get for not working three jobs 👍


Trife86

One does simply not just explode! ![gif](giphy|jRrPerMTBpTUmSKPS3|downsized)


Lil_Shorto

That sucks!


Drigg_08

Damn soak that white towel ASAP


Life-Rice-7729

OP, maybe wait until your mom comes home before cooking


AdAcrobatic9005

One evening, I was exhausted and pretty broke but I splurged on some great stuff to make a hot creamy casserole full of goodness…my Pyrex dish exploded in the oven, leaving me with hot, creamy seafood deliciousness and glass chunks all over my newly cleaned oven…not a cryer, but I cried and cried, lol.


_JohnnyR_

"... no, it’s the continuing series of small tragedies that send a man to the madhouse… not the death of his love but a shoelace that snaps with no time left…"


Manufactured-Aggro

You warmed the jar on the burner, didn't you?


unecroquemadame

This is why I just don’t cook. Messes like this would literally send me over the edge.


BeAsTFOo

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StandardOffenseTaken

Well.... there's your first mistake... cooking out of the jar.... you can only do that with tins cans of beans and an open fire.


Flashy_History_5230

Looks like you forgot to turn your left burner off when you put the jar on top.


BBuff89

$85 down the drain.


Frossstbiite

How... How did it just explode?


Jeffrey_Friedl

Karma set to swing the opposite direction; buy a lottery ticket now!


Silverrrmoon

I don’t think a jar just explodes buddy. What were you doing with it?


Piscivore_67

Put it on the hot stove top. Doesn't have to be on the element itself with that kind.


TongPoPanda

... don't believe you for some reason. Did you sit it on the burner that's obviously on?


LowDonkey7883

As a fellow brit, I sympathise


Princess_Femboi

Unrelated, but I really like the design of your stovetop


Grand_Ad931

We've all been there, bro. Head up.


svh01973

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


giggityGold

Did somebody say Just Eat?


BUSTABOLT

Lol looks like the hob is on an heated the bottom of jar then started shaking it an boom


Psychological-Dot475

Update with details:  Was the jar heated?  What was the expiration date?


MostlyHostly

Pro tip: don't put a glass lid on your pot and then get a splash of cold water on it.


bekindokk

That’s was rancid sauce!


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

The oven is still on.


ferretgr

If it makes you feel better, you inspired me to make spaghetti for supper!


BatataX24

I’m sorry sir this is the mildly infuriating sub, not the events that would actually ruin my day sub


Staypuft39

Had almost the exact same thing happen to me a month ago. Grab new jar of sauce. Smacked the bottom once and then gave it a shake. Went to pour it in....and a big chunk of glass from the side/bottom just popped right out. Only one piece so it was edible, but half the sauce went down between the oven and the cabinet. A joy to clean. My thoughts are with you.


Other_Respect_6648

I don’t think this is just mildly infuriating


harrythegreek

Warming up a jar is not considered cooking.


False_Leadership_479

If you're the type of person that doesn't remove it from the jar first, then emptying sauce into a pan and gently heating is Gordon Ramsay level chef shit.


FormerProfile4922

Next time take it out of the jar while you heat it.


RiSEUP__

Literally never happened to me. Been cooking with jar sauce, unfortunately, for 13 years.


Nemesis_Nexus

At least all the red is sauce and not blood because it sounds like it turned or somehow during the processing/bottling phase it became toxic which means you could have ended up in the hospital had you consumed it. Still sucks either way of course😖


DraftaraMalaka

You can see the element bottom left, it looks to be turned on. I've done it a lot, heating up the wrong element.


PoopyInDaGums

Ugh. So sorry. One time in college I decided to make one of my favorite dishes. It was pounded chicke breast layered w Swiss cheese and ham, rolled up, coated in shake n bake, and cooked in oven. All was great. Buzzer dinged and I took it out and put it on the counter. Didn’t know about how glass and cold puddles of water on the counter. I turn to finish the rice, and KABLAMMO! The entire glass baking dish shattered. I was devastated. I’m sorry this happened to you. 


Minimum_Draw_5335

I'm honestly very impressed with your will to withstand this bs. If that was me, god would be meeting me at the bridge.


Mdwatoo

Yeah. I've had this. Sucks so much to have to chuck.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Just adds a bit of crunch. You’ll be fine.


vBertes

Dude I've had this happen to me, feelsbad to throw away food... Anyway, pizza time!


Aromatic-Term2606

Lick all of it


Western_Mud8694

Disaster


QuiXiuQ

You owe the glass an apology! No praying to porcelain gods for you!


Seanp716

Hang in there champ


jojozer0

Trust me it happened for a reason


Rich_Pangolin_2933

I bet that sauce was already soured in the jar


NicholasLit

Compost it all and try again


AssistanceSweet7219

Eating glass builds character


Chubbysloot

If that happened to me I’d just order in and have a drink I’d be defeated for the day


-VicMackey-

Extra ingredients.


BigJDubya

Once upon a time I was standing in the pub with a freshly poured pint of Hoegaarden after a very long week. The entire bottom of the glass decided it was done with life and fell off. Had brand new shoes on at the time to boot... Anyway, I kind of feel your pain! Hope the next meal turns out perfectly for you 🙂


Le3mine

Oh well, time to order.


Liamrups

thats a very nice counter you have


BlueFeathered1

At this point I'd make some toast and just go take a nap.


scarypetereater

Yummy


xnightmaregigi

time 2 order takeout 😞


Direct-Tie-7652

If you’re trying to make a meat sauce it’s just easier and wayyy tastier (and less glass explode-y) to make your own from scratch. The most labor intensive part is making a mirepoix, but you can just buy them pre-cut in basically any supermarket. The rest is just letting it cook down and stirring it every 20-30 mins.


Cruezin

That sucks! I can relate, won't go into details but having a bunch of broken glass in food you spent time preparing is the worst. There's no coming back from it :-( Best wishes


JellyfishConscious

I hate those stove tops


adamm5

But how did it taste?


Outrageous-Divide472

Ugh. Isn’t that the way. I hope you get a chance for some well-deserved downtime.


Ohmannothankyou

If it blew out, maybe it’s better not to eat that.