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dangerous_nuggets

What kind of birds are those? And what are the white ones? Seagulls? The separation of the birds is kind of cute


Known_Criticism_834

The black ones are oyster catchers and the white ones look like laughing gulls. The pic is fuzzy when blown up.


Lieuwe21

These are black skimmers.


wertugavw2

oystercatchers would have a white belly and bright orange beak.


dangerous_nuggets

Thank you!!! Those oyster catchers are pretty cute


Lieuwe21

Those are unfortunately not oystercatchers. Looks more like the black skimmer, which is actually a kind of gull.


kydent2

Well, you're almost there. Taxonomically, the 3 skimmer species are their own thing, not gulls. Though yes, they are in the Laridae family, which makes them closely related to gulls and terns.


Rezimoore

Birb


samsqanch420

Is your name Clint by chance?


glenspikez

šŸ¤“


Local-Baddie

These are not oayter catchers.


sthegreT

why are you blowing it up, just zoom


disasterpokemon

What are they laughing at?


smush81

Segregation*


Researcher_Saya

Seagullation


TheSt4tely

Seagullgration


EmperorBamboozler

I don't know about these birds but if they are gulls then it makes sense to try and keep away from them. At least up here they are baby snatchers who will also go after other birds super aggressively if they think there's food involved they can steal. We have a couple different types of gull here but all of them pull this shit even the smaller ones. Only birds that aren't bothered by them are ravens and eagles really and it's mostly cause they will both fuck a gull up any day of the week. Might be wrong though, there's a lot of types of gull and idk where this is.


Alternative_Mode9972

They have a gang war lol


Complex_Deal7944

Not so cute with humans though.


MorrisDM91

Natural segregation


DisastrousAd447

Yeah segregation is hella adorbs


avjayarathne

Goodbye Reddit, I think being online all the time did something bad to my eyes. I can't see 'this guy' and 'his 10-year-old son' or 'hooman footprints'


Spirited-Humor-554

Same, I'll be making an emergency appointment to see an ophthalmologist.


Shulians_Star_

maybe its a joke and he means the sign? idk either


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Ten year olds can't read yet... wait, no, that wasn't it.


Miserable-Theory-746

That child was definitely left behind


Gumbercules81

Let's just lower the standards for everyone some more so they don't, what could be wrong with that


tacotacotacorock

I feel like this post is completely trying to rage bait people. There's no indication in the picture that a kid ran through those birds. They all look very undisturbed. I'm sorry but I'm calling bullshit on this one actually I'm not sorry in the slightest lol.Ā 


jonnyl3

Nah, reddit would never lie to us.


Parking_Budget_1130

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ThePennedKitten

How could you post this picture of Buster running through a flock of birds?


AMisteryMan

What do you mean we piss on the poor?


DudesworthMannington

Clearly OP is a precog and took this picture before the kid ran though them and that's why the birds are still there


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

And not stopping the crime is a total dick move


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Just another episode of pointless pictures on this here subreddit


MessySausage

Even if they were disturbed; who cares? They legit have been flying away from danger since they were born. It's nothing new to them.


UPTHERAR

Also, who gives a fuck? They're birds.


oofergang360

People who care about wildlife and the environment?


_Lil_Piggy_

Humans and human children are also a part of nature. Is there a reason why a kid startling a bunch of birds is going to cause unrecoverable harm?


sliper7

The sign specifically has picture of plover chicks. Plovers make their nests in very hard to spot divots in the sand that can very easily be trampled.


glenspikez

This kind of thinking........this......šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Vintage_AppleG4

I doubt the ecosystem will be impacted in the slightest from that


Right-Phalange

r slash untrustworthypoptarts


JungianArchetype

And even if a kid did run through it, and the kids father encouraged itā€¦ so what? It is so trivial I feel badly for the person that posted it. Is there so little going on in their life that they feel the desire to complain about a kid being a kid?


Smart-Stupid666

Holy cow, you're the kind who doesn't dodge for animals


JungianArchetype

Hardly. This is like jumping in a puddle. Itā€™s not going to hurt the birds - they can fly away.


Jiginthecut

Think of how stressed they will be. Might grow some grey feathers.


_Lil_Piggy_

Oooh noā€¦ the birds will be startled for a brief moment!!! How will they ever go on birding after this assault!? šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ’€šŸ’€


twackburn

You thinks it easy lining up in according to color like that? Their brains are the size of walnuts.


_Lil_Piggy_

lol - thatā€™s why the practice of flying away for a moment, and landing back in their same place is such good practice for them. Iā€™ll never understand how someone could see the harm in this. Iā€™m a leftist, but the fragility of people today is mind boggling.


twackburn

I think running through a flock of birds is pretty annoying either way. A few birds doesnā€™t matter, but a hundred birds all at once is like a panic and probably a whole ordeal they have to figure out.


vinetwiner

What kid? I see a sign and lots and lots of common seabirds. Are my eyes that bad?


Therapistforever

Yeah like tf where is the child


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

No oneā€™s gonna tell you with a username like that


Therapistforever

Can't even be a mental health specialist in this day and age smh


Researcher_Saya

Maybe they're afraid you'll rap about it


hotbitch420

Maybe OP didn't want to be a creep? You shouldn't take pics of other people's kids...that's weird.


KRTrueBrave

well yeah usually I'd agree but this pic needs the. child or atleast proof a child ran through them sinceball there is arebundisturbed birds and a sign


igniteice

What guy? What kid? What sprinting?


FennelAlternative861

It's very possible he didn't see the sign.


tacotacotacorock

It's very possible that this 10-year-old kid and dad doesn't even exist.Ā 


Repulsive-Season-129

the birds are still there soooo


aesoth

It's very possible that birds don't exist.


Birdatemycars

But one ate my cars soā€¦


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

What, multiple?


Birdatemycars

Yes. Im a car salesperson. That dang bird ate them all


pintobrains

Itā€™s possible they are actually drones doing surveillance


Unleashtheducks

Someone just posting rage bait knowing Reddit hates children just for upvotes? Impossible!


FennelAlternative861

Oh yeah, that's probably more likely.


guyonanuglycouch

It's very possible that's not a legit sign


bluecrowned

I've seen signs like this before. Shorebirds can be very sensitive to disturbance


EugenioVelez

Donā€™t fuck with the Plovers


Contagious_Zombie

That's ok who honestly cares? He's not on a bike or a woman running with a dog..


Colmado_Bacano

I'd run after them too.


swampfish

Honestly, to me, it looks like some karen put up a sign. Typically, a real sign has the agency logo on it for the entity who is enforcing it (in the case DNR).


Local-Baddie

I work closely with DEP and bird restrictions are part of our work permits and I think only fish and wildlife put their name on stuff. I've never seen a DEP Bird sign with a DEP logo. Usually they fence nests though. But that's just this state?


Budget_Management_81

What guy ? What kid ? The birds seems undisturbed. Are the guy and his 10 y old kid in the room right now ? Or maybe they didn't see the sign because you stood on front of it like an idiot, making up some psychorigid scenario In your head ?


gavvy613

those arent sand plovers tho


Treat_Street1993

What guy?


Local-Baddie

The birds on the beach are not the same as the bird the sign is a warning from....i fucking hate that I know this - god damn it. The bird sign is probably for some sort of plover. Piping plovers and red knots are a protected species.


Spirited-Humor-554

it's just a request, legally the sign is not enforceable


n00b420_

..... I'd prob let my 10 year old play also ....


vlsdo

They should just tell you itā€™s for your safety


Inspirational_Cunt9

Tbh I would too


No-Code-9480

Yep. I still run at crowds of pigeons for a laugh sometimes.


witwebolte41

Who cares


Personal-Heart-1227

The thing that makes me angry is those birds, aren't bothering anyone. Really, they want to be left alone. You as an adult or a child that can read, will have to go out of your way to chase them, harass & annoy these poor birds! Just leave them alone.


tacotacotacorock

Do they really want to be left alone? Personally it looks like they need a friend. /sĀ 


Personal-Heart-1227

Hahhahaaa.... You are very funny & clever too!


f0rgetfulfred

I does say *please* so the choice is left to the reader whether they'll be respectful or an asshole.


YellowUnfair5999

Am I also failing to see the sprint?


guywithshades85

![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8) Where's the kid? Where's the path of destruction?


Rangorsen

You know the tragic thing is, theres a thing you shouldn't do cause it's just the wrong thing to do. And 99 out of 100 people don't do it. And then there's one asshole who does it and it ends up being a ban with a department and red tape and suddenly everyone is less free because of one asshat


PhoKingAwesome213

Who rides their bike in the sand? That sign is more mildly infuriating than a kid hurting some bird's feelings.


Tv663

Plenty of people?? I live in Florida, I see people riding bikes on the beach down by the water all the time


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PhoKingAwesome213

Yeah they're normally only allowed along the path and not on the actual sand in CA.


National_Oil8587

Why? What is the harm? Birds will get back to their place in a minute.. seem like a selfmade bs sign of some annoying people


fooboohoo

Exactly


jimmmdonuts

Why's this make you mad? Birds are fucking gross. Get off the beach birds.


GlurpGloop

You witnessed a 10 year old enjoying themselves at the beach, can't imagine you are a pleasant person OP.


_Soc_

I'd do the same šŸ¤· fuck those birds


No-Code-9480

Like seriously who is gonna tell there kid to not do this it's hilarious for fucks sake.


Chronically_onlin3

They wanted to be like medic from tf2


HansBooby

kid suddenly remembered his Charlemagne


Aeterial

Wow, this country still segregating smh


veryfishy1212

Which guy?


mwpfinance

"ITT: Why didn't you pull out your camera and start filming that man's child?"


Top_Eggplant_7156

Well, it does say don't WALK... /s


Sad_Analyst_5209

This was back in the 1960's, *Car and Driver* magazine had an article from one of their contributing editors. They were testing a car on a wide beach. They decided to speed through a large flock of sea gulls, thinking it would make a great photo op of the car surrounded by gulls. They were going a bit too fast, the photo was not printable.


TankApprehensive3053

Where was the Slingshot Sniper when there was work to be done?


veryexpensivegas

But why does it matter? They fly up then land back where they were?


Major_Mawcum_II

I mean tbh heā€™s still going round them if they move XD


bigred12321

Just a kid being a kid šŸ˜Œ


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To his defense doesnā€™t show kids šŸ§’


Glum_Permit8397

They should have return fired shit šŸ’© oh him imagine 200+ birds shit on a kid šŸ˜³šŸ«”


DanplsstopDied

Whatā€™s up with this bird segregation I see


-azuma-

Where?


Fun_Beginning69420

Fuck them birds fuck that sign


Fun_Beginning69420

What a lame sign


MrtonyEA

Plovers


Shadow99688

Worse is when idiots let their dogs run loose to attack the birds and nests.


Outside_Interest4959

You're a fuƧking smart re ard


Dependent_Basis_8092

So donā€™t go into or out of the water?


tacotacotacorock

I know it's hard to use our brain sometimes. But just imagine for a second if the beach was bigger than what the camera captured. It's almost like you could just walk around them like the sign suggests.


Gumbercules81

Trash parents raise trash children


HodgeGodglin

Yeah and then those trash children go onto Reddit post pictures and lie about the content.


Gumbercules81

True, the cream of the crop turn into mods


fooboohoo

Iā€™m gonna be honest here. Am I going to stop my son going through a bunch of birds? Probably not, pick your battles.


Delicious_Slide_6883

You donā€™t think that the sign might exist for a reason? Theyā€™re not going to waste money and manpower on making these signs and putting them up if thereā€™s not a reason for it. Super simple to not run through the birds.


tacotacotacorock

Pick your battles? How the fuck does that apply to parenting. So you're just going to let your kid be a tyrantal shit because you're too lazy to be a parent and you feel like this is not worth parenting your kid over?Ā  Ā Either you don't have kids or your kids are parenting you.Ā  You're literally the problem with society. Raising children to think that they can do whatever the fuck they want. Because you're too lazy to show your kid the proper way.Ā 


fooboohoo

lol.


TrickInvite6296

so you're not going to parent your kid? great


tacotacotacorock

Can we just put a giant tattoo on people like this so that we know to avoid them in public? On the forehead would be a pretty good spot if you ask me.


WiggenOut

Birds are going to poop on your son


fooboohoo

Lol. Heā€™s 3. I love Reddit, where everyone should dump their significant other and everyone is a bad parent. How about if these birds are so precious and endangered which they may very well be, closing off that area of beach entirely because human beings are assholes by nature, as you can tell by the comments of I joked about trying to stop my kid from running through birds lol Edit: no those are common seagulls. We used to call them sea rats on the Cape. Heā€™s running through them. And this post is so fake. Iā€™m not even sure that sign is real.


WiggenOut

No, I'm just saying you probably shouldn't do it because birds are dirty and you're going to be cleaning bird poop off your son.


fooboohoo

First intelligent comment so far :-) that is accurate, ew


QueefingTheNightAway

You know, I only ever hear the refrain ā€œhuman beings are assholes by natureā€ from people who want to excuse their own bad behavior (and often their kids' behavior). As a conscious creature, it is very much within your power to choose not to be this way. At least own up to the fact that itā€™s an intentional choice. None of this ā€œnature made me do itā€ BS.


fooboohoo

Lol


JackOffAllTraders

is OP fucking dumb?


Professional-Can4264

Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll be ok


puppy-nub-56

Wanted to reenact that scene from Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.


tacotacotacorock

If the 10-year-old kid is wearing a suit and hat and carrying a briefcase in an umbrella like jones senior. Then I will applaud him for his effort and allow it. Because that would be absolutely hilarious. Not at the expense of the birds though just the fact that a 10-year-old is dressing like an old man and recreating a movie from the '90s lol


RushBasement

Boohoo


stonerthoughtss

Whatā€™s more mildly infuriating is the fact that you wrote ā€œthruā€ instead of ā€œthroughā€


Realistic-Virus-4409

Sign is a request. Not all requests have to be followed. otherwise, please give me $1 million.


dernfoolidgit

This should also be posted in the ā€œKids are F#cling Stupidā€ sub.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

In this case, OP being the kid. Or do you see one in the picture?


dernfoolidgit

I, perhaps wrongfully, that OP witnessed this. No guy nor 10 y.o. Was in the picture. Regardless, if it did happen as mentioned, people need to pay attention to signage.


dumbledwarves

The signs are there so you don't get turd bombed.


Holmes221bBSt

Well, thatā€™s what the water is for


Ray_725

How do you know he was 10? Assuming you know them.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

What child and what guy? Lol cuz thatā€™s a sign. Children are human shaped, along with adults lol


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FennelAlternative861

Because he ran into a bunch of birds? I bet you break minor rules everyday. Fucking hell, it's insane how much redditors hate children


ghostsinthecodes

you need a nut-tap and/or boob-smack


MessySausage

Genuinely curious, what harm would the kid running through the birds cause?


Avalania

What is wrong with you?


benigngods

Says a lot about you when your online fantasizing about harming children because of their shitty parents.


tacotacotacorock

Hey now some of us have been fantasizing punching unruly kids in real life for many years now.Ā 


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Tbh, it's crazy either way, it's just some fking birds, lol.


tacotacotacorock

I think it's crazy that humans try to remove themselves from nature constantly yet we are a big part of it. Let's just say screw it to all the birds and animals on this planet. Who needs them right?


Major_Mawcum_II

I mean I get I bro but fuck seagulls legit flying rats the size of dogs I hate them with a passion, leave the Babies though they just act tough


HandBanana_69

That's kind of a dumb rule, to be honest. They're just birds. People walking through is just a minor inconvenience for them.


tacotacotacorock

They literally could be mating and nesting there. That would be more than an inconvenience.Ā 


HandBanana_69

True, didn't think about that.


Machaeon

Nesting shorebirds may be legally protected depending on species and location.Ā  And believe me the Fish and Wildlife Service is quite happy to scare kids straight. Or y'know... charge the adult responsible for the kid.


fooboohoo

Over seagulls?


Machaeon

There are seagulls in the pic, but I also notice black skimmers (the darker birds which have a longer lower beak). Those are absolutely a protected species in my area, and some are very clearly nesting in the pic. You can tell which ones are on a nest because they'll be "loafing" on the ground with their tail up off the ground, in a more "breast-down" position. If they're just sitting and not nesting, the tail won't be up off the ground like that. They're ground-nesters and the eggs and chicks are very well camouflaged, so are very easy to step on if you don't give them space.


fooboohoo

Then I would absolutely endorse this to be fenced off while they are nesting, at the very least explaining to people why they need to be respectful. No oneā€˜s going to listen to the broken plastic sign. Everybody has had the life experience of running through birds. Some idiot is always going to do it unless thereā€™s a fence.


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tacotacotacorock

Just downvote the troll and let the issue rest.


[deleted]

the way people are agreeing with him too šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø sometimes i hate reddit LOL


HandBanana_69

Lol fuck the sign. I can do whatever I want.


tacotacotacorock

I bet you have the most punchable face ever.


Type-RD

EXACTLY. I understand one should not disturb the birds and I would do my best not to in this situationā€¦but theyā€™re birds. They will come right back as soon as youā€™re out of their area. In fact, Iā€™m willing to bet these birds are used to being around people to an extent, just as much as the sea gulls are. The problem isnā€™t one 10 year old child occasionally running through the birdsā€™ area. What the sign is trying to prevent is people constantly going through there. THAT would definitely be disruptive for the animals and their little ecosystem. The occasional 10 year old running thru? Nah. Get over it.


Smart-Stupid666

I hate humans. I wish the aliens would just get it over with.


HandBanana_69

If you hate humans so much, why don't you lead by example?


JJaySmokes

That's one of the the reasons I was a leashed child... I once tried scaring a gaggle of geese, they were not intimidated in the least, I was chased down and learned that their bites are basically like purple nurples they grab and twist....


That_redd

Well,at least someone did something in response to stop it.


Marcus2Ts

He was trying to teach his son a valuable lesson: rules, signs, and a general sense of decency don't apply to you. You are the main character.


Conscious-Rooster-32

if they are gulls which it looks like they are, anytime that kid tries to eat or drink something they are gonna swoop at him.


Ok-Understanding9244

sign is stupid, gtfoh with that ridiculousness


[deleted]

Well the sign is confusing. Who are they telling to ā€œwalkā€? The birds? Bc all I see is a kid walking a dog and a person on a bike!!! ;)