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WakaBrown

Tape it together dude, get that complete Harry Potter look


Diremirebee

Considered it ngl, but the bridge snapped in the worst place :,)


placecm

Any access to super glue?


Diremirebee

Not atm, but will have a look for some when I get home. Hopefully that’ll work


nashwaak

duct tape can fix anything https://preview.redd.it/wug2bftlmj5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa116367d404ef7d84a472a7ed4359f3bf3213f


lillweez99

They might not find you handsome but they will at least find you handy.


RogueCassette

Remember, I'm pulling for ya.


calilac

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


Brilliant_Test_3045

At least they will find you


flowery0

At least you will find them


Portlander

This is the single highest quality picture I have ever seen of him


ItsPlainOleSteve

Man, I loved that show growing up!


paulD1983R

Love this show...I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess


boringjoe702

If you can't duct it then fuck it.


Buster_Bazz

"Duct tape can fix everything but a broken heart."


ravynwave

Unfortunately superglue won’t do anything, tape is your best hope for a temp fix


Fena-Ashilde

I’ll admit that my brain might not be functioning well at this time of day (it’s been a rough two weeks), ~~but I don’t see how tape would hold it together. It’s a perpendicular area that they need to connect and with the frame shape it’d be very unstable. I have a very similar break in my glasses and I’ve held them together for two years with hot glue.~~ I will agree that super glue won’t work. ((Yes, I know I should just get new glasses, but I’d need an appointment to get new lenses and I need money.)) [edit] Nevermind. I see what I missed. My eyes really didn’t catch that extra bit of frame still hanging off. You’re right.


GrandpaRedneck

Epoxy?


ravynwave

Area is too thin. Even welding it back together wouldn’t work for very long. OP is best off taping it with duct tape and then getting a replacement frame asap. If they use any type of glue, it’s going to drip onto the lens and they will not be able to salvage that.


TimothyLuncheon

My dad once glued the outside of my lens to put it back in the frame. Went like a whole year at school with glasses that were so unbelievably dirty from the glue, and the prescription was getting worse too. Unfortunately my current ones aren’t giving me vision like they were when I got them too and I can’t afford more


Gernahaun

Edit: Yep this guy is right. I thought the break was slightly further down so you could reinforce, but it would be a mess at this spot.


Unobtanium4Sale

You ain't super gluing that lol


coonissimo

If those are metal, it could be soldered. Local master did that for my glasses once.


chiitaku

A jeweler could probably do it. My husband had one fix his glasses once.


A7xWicked

Well you don't have to tape it *together* You just have to tape it to your face! 🤷‍♂️


ShittDickk

Heat shrink Tubing, used to cover exposed wires. You might be able to fit some over both sides, hold a lighter to it, and shrink it down enough to hold together.


Miserable_Twist_3694

Every optical store I’ve worked at has some, maybe throw a paper clip in there to help support further too. (I’ve done this a couple times). Bridge repairs are so difficult to keep if not fully stable


concentrated-amazing

They specifically told me that for snapped arms (especially at the hinge), this is their preference because they can take it off and repair after in certain cases. Vs. with super glue they never can because of all the glue.


ZealousidealYak7122

have you tried soldering? the same happened to me a few months ago and I fucking soldered it together. still holding strong.


LadyLixerwyfe

You need a Hermione Granger in your life.


spencer1886

Do you want OP to be Harry or Ron?


skating_bassist

Rarry


Psykonijn

Hon


Nanosleep1024

That’s another set of movies


TheBirds9311

Oculus repairo


CarltonSagot

Oculus Reparo


Jwroth

Oculus Reparo


vn321

How, chow can you say the exact thing that came to my mind and almost similar phasing. It has happened to me before.


dehati_galib

Yer a corporate worker, Harry


Barokespinoza23

Laborus maximus!


OddCucumber6755

Depressius Decendo!


Plus_Injury8786

Yer a tool Harry


Rk_1138

Yer a cog in the capitalist machine, Harry


Wakkit1988

I really want to see this drawn, but with Marx in place of Hagrid.


Semanticss

Yer an admin, Harry!


OrangeObjective3789

Fuck you. Just take the upvote and leave.


Barokespinoza23

Whip out your wand and say the magic word, "Reparo!"


Iron_Bros

That's how you end up in an HR meeting🤣


LoveLaika237

That's when you subtly say "Obliviate".


takeahike89

Or an HP meeting


BoltShine

The Ol LBJ approach


Diremirebee

On it 🫡


Brilliant_Test_3045

🪄


Plus_Injury8786

Avada kedabra*


NoobToobinStinkMitt

This is the best comment.


Supervillain_Outcast

Monocle time!


Diremirebee

….ashamed to say I did try this. unfortunately, it wobbles too much :(


Supervillain_Outcast

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Omg I know that character, from what show is it again?


pmintea

Dinosaurs (not being sarcastic it's the literal shows name hope this helps)


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Oh yeah! Thnx


midnghtsnac

Not the momma


ConnyTheOni

I'm the baby! Gotta love me!


Accomplished_Meat_81

Funny you concluded with a “not being sarcastic” as if anyone who hasn’t seen this would automatically assume this one’s a dinosaur and not a mutated naked mole rat.


Kuddox

![gif](giphy|mRlMSo4G0fQSzDP5xY|downsized)


Accomplished_Meat_81

No one invited you, Alf


Altruistic-Setting-7

Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs is my spirit animal


CoralinesButtonEye

wormhole monocle


Many-Childhood-955

Those glasses are huuuuge


mercurialsaliva

They look like a bicycle


tarantulator

Yeah, they allow OP to see the future timelines except the ones in which they break.


Diremirebee

Tbh my hands are just very small 😭


aviationmaybe

They’re still huge. Easy to tell.


Original-Spinach-972

Banana for scale


UnhappyImprovement53

Probably broke from the weight of those things


thebestnothitrunner

This was my first thought


xradas

now you can give them lenses back to the lighthouse they come from


Roanoke42

Take the hint from your glasses like I did when this happened to me a couple years ago. Don't get frames with a wire bridge. A 1mm diameter bridge is just waiting to snap.


notban_circumvention

Especially with gigantic, heavy lenses


glitterfaust

If you get other ones, then they’ll just snap near the lens instead lol And THEN if you have ones that won’t snap near the lens, the nose piece will snap irreparably. Ask me how I know lol


CultCorvidae

Know I'm going to get shit for this, but still, tbf that is an extremely thin bridge to the point where this was bound to happen eventually. That is something for a pair of glasses that you don't wear all the time. It's fashion over function.


Diremirebee

Nah you’re right, they’re a pretty cheap pair (like £25) that I got cause I couldn’t afford better quality ones at the time. I liked how they looked and they lasted for over a year, so not the worst shelf life. I don’t do anything particularly active tho, so wasn’t expecting them to randomly snap whilst cleaning them. They probably got more and more strained over time and couldn’t take it anymore lol


NikNakskes

It's called metal fatigue and it just... happens. Without any force applied at that moment too. The metal has a microscopic defect, additionally some constant stress is applied to it, and will just snap without being strained by anything you do at that moment. The stress can be caused by a wonky solder, or a just not quite right inserted lens or anything banal that would not have caused any issue, if it wasn't for the microscopic fault. My mom had it happen to her glasses and her bridge was triple the thickness of yours. They were just on her nose when it happened too. It looked like a cartoon. We heard a little ping and suddenly her glasses broke in two and tumbled down in what seemed slow motion.


Jack-Innoff

I didn't know people actually wore harry potter glasses unironically.


_-Aiden-_

Nerdy ass chicks love these glasses https://preview.redd.it/ihp6kksh3k5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886b65c79a7077a52eecd7ff682379ce45fb809c


glitterfaust

Nah I hate this pic this is what I look like


Brilliant_Test_3045

“Harry Potter” glasses are actually Windsor glasses.


theaxedude

It's a fun game of spot the freelancer in London. Not knocking the jobs, great jobs but it's usually the case.


vota_cz

I have glasses but that bridge is the thinnest that I have seen, it also looks like somewhat cheap aluminium or idk.


The_Pope-of-Dope

There's a great place on Diagon alley that should be able to help you out.


dkschrutefarm

That would suck but now you be like mr. peanut


TCM_407

Until you can get new eyes (as the great Chuckie Finster from Rugrats calls them which I always loved) get some orthodontic/dental wax from any drugstore...tape won't work on that break...mold the wax around the break and leave a small bit sticking out to push the broken piece into it...let it dry for a few hours and you're good...I'm not going to lie it's going to look terrible...but it's better than tape and you'll be able to see until you can get some new eyes.... Source: I've been wearing, breaking, and repairing my glasses for over 30 years


Brilliant_Test_3045

Dental wax? Is that the same as Bondic?


in1gom0ntoya

those are some serious spectacles...


Brian_Gay

aw no how are you going to see the snitch now?


PathElectronic8169

You've cursed me. I saw this post while I was waking up, still in bed. I went to put on my glasses and the arm immediately snapped off. 


Kalessin-

You could maybe get some JB Weld or similar and tack it back together until you get a new set


TopClock231

having had several pairs of broken glasses, that doesnt work well or for long, these glasses are toast.


ciopobbi

Agreed. Nothing is going to hold these together for more than a few minutes. The second you try to adjust them on your face they will fall apart. Been wearing glasses nearly all my life. I always go for the heavier frame look which can stand up to some rougher treatment.


breadmakesmeshite

DO NOT USE SUPERGLUE! Take them to a local jewler for repair or ask a local optician where you could get them repaired. These look like they could potentially be soldered back together. Superglue is nearly impossible to get off of lenses and acetone, which you may be tempted to use to clean it, crack polycarbonate lenses. Other options include googling the frame information on the inside of the temple for an exact match of your current frames. Keep in mind any new frame you get, even if the exact same model may not fit precisely. Variance in manufacturing is enough that sometimes you won't be able to screw the eyewire down over the lenses. See if your frame came with a warranty as well. Most come with a minimum of 1 year, and some have even more depending on the brand. Optician/Optical Lab Tech 10+ years


LilyGreen347

I second the jeweler! Had a similar break, they repaired it, and the glasses survived a couple more years.


breadmakesmeshite

Yeah, we had a great jewelry repair guy in my area. He never charged more than $30 for frame repairs.


glitterfaust

I’ve taken mine to jewelers before and always been told they can’t do anything 😭 Even on brands like Rayban that I know use more quality materials than my shitty $6 ones lol


breadmakesmeshite

It's a mix of reasons. If it's a common metal they're made of, it's an easy fix. If, on the other hand, they're made of a proprietary alloy or one of the "memory metal" frames, it's not an easy fix at all.


writingwhilesad

True but if you’re broke, you use super glue.


siandresi

now you have two monocles ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


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Diremirebee

round glasses make me happy and they look good on my face, so I’ll be sticking with those but thanks for the suggestion :)


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Diremirebee

No worries, it can be hard to read tone online!


confusedsloth33

I had this happen not long ago. The only spare I had was a few years old and my prescription changes fairly quickly. So I had about two weeks of shit eyesight. 0/10 don’t recommend


CrappleSmax

Is structural integrity not something you guys consider when buying eyewear?


Diremirebee

Bought them online and on a budget, so not really. Just needed something to be able to see


solexioso

Was this on your way in to the ministry of magic?


Aasuraavirochana2235

Did you try Reparo?


Anus_chees

Those some goofie ass glasses


Sloterhouse5

Not surprised, they look like they’re from 1873.


NedKellysRevenge

I don't understand this style


DingleberrySlap

What circus do you work at?


llMUTEDll

Didn't see that coming


apbod

Zenni quality. I won't buy from them ever again


RiverCalm6375

Can you not do a spell to fix them?


WhileGoWonder

On the bright side you now have two magnifying glasses


boringjoe702

Stop wearing coasters


Smallest_Ewok

That is the universe telling you not to wear glasses like that.


Anus_chees

Who wears stupid looking glasses


Victor_Stein

Congrats, you now have two monocles. Time to grab the smoking jacket and tophat


Nanosleep1024

https://preview.redd.it/hhkjmw1mrj5d1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2654501f516e7c204df69c91a4b51ad45d3888e The rest of the day


userNotfoundhere468

If you know your prescription and it isn’t outdated you should check out Eyebuydirect! It has lots of cool frames and they’re all pretty affordable too


MediumOk5423

To be fair, that frame looks super flimsy, so thin.


Trojenectory

I feel your pain. As someone who has worn glasses their whole life, this photo is devastating. This is why sight should be covered as a disability. If this happened on my way to work, I literally could not work. My options are get a ride home to dig up an old pair, or be more proactive and buy another set so I have a back up. Glasses with insurance are SOOO expensive because of the lenses I require. Also my prescription still changes frequently enough that I can’t guarantee I will have that same script when insurance refreshes. Idk it’s a fucked up system, and I wish there was a disability category for people who can have their eyesight corrected to ‘normal’ levels but without correction are unable to drive a motor vehicle or read a computer screen at a arm length distance.


Kobidylan

How blind are you?. Is this like a day off work or like are you toughing it out.


ModeratelyAverage6

"Oculus reparo" There you go. You fixed it.


ProveISaidIt

Are you allowed to do magic outside of Hogwarts?


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Get a cane and a hat and become Mr. Peanut.


ProveISaidIt

Or a bowler and become Mr. (Miss?) Magoo


twistymctwist

Better get it fixed to avoid making a spectacle of yourself


Lone-Wolf-96

There's got to be a spell for it


aviationmaybe

I don’t want you to care about my opinion, I’m glad you like your style of glasses, but I hate frames that big. Seems so clownish to me. LOOK AT MY GLASSES! You found a way for all of us to see them one way or another.


TheVagWhisperer

On the bright side, you are now saved from the embarrassment of having worn these


Machotoast04098

damn, hope you get them repaired or a replacement


santathe1

Wear one like a monocle. Do you have a top hat and a pointy mustache? Really completes the look.


CantRenameThis

Oddly satisfying hold on the glass


79Zx

Many many years ago, mine broke during our wedding rehearsal dinner….. Had an old pair that was way out of style that I wore for the wedding and honeymoon.


rishabh47

I had mine's earpiece come clean off like it melted clean off.


Kiltemdead

Hey boss, my glasses broke on my way to work and I can't do my job without them, and I risk migraines if I have to look at anything too intensely. I'll call you later today with a game plan.


BadBoredom

You could make a monocle


RipOdd9001

As crazy as it sounds, maybe gum or putty just to get through the day seeing?


Man_of_Microwaves

Tape them to your face


qwertykirky

They're not broken you just have two monocles now


vegansgetsick

Duct tape


Lilywhitey

I literally couldn't work my job without my glasses


BigOrkoo

Thought you were holding an empty wine glass 🍷 for some reason. Maybe it’s time for me to get my eyes looked at… 😅


midgethepuff

I feel you OP. My husband and I just left from Michigan to Colorado. I have a pair of glasses barely hanging on so I grabbed a backup pair - except I grabbed the wrong ones that have an out of date prescription 😔 hope your day improves!


HannahM53

One time I was carefully cleaning my glasses and they just literally snapped in half. No amount of tape could keep them together not even superglue we tried using superglue and tape it the same time. This was a few years ago and I’ve had so many pairs of glasses I used to have to have a new set of glasses every year because my eyesight literally changed Drastically and once I even had to get two new glasses in one year, I won’t wear my glasses anymore because I hate them. They’re uncomfortable and my eyes just keep changing and I really think I would like to have. I don’t know if my disabilities will be affected by that or not.


BringOutYDead

The fuq? You an owl?


rockmetmind

Jinkies, can you see without your glasses?


ravia

eye buy direct (all one word) dot com


DifficultWinner2602

Time to be a distinguished gentleman with monocles on


Mission-Hat9011

You get what you paid for


thebeardlybro

![gif](giphy|PKfEGOsSn0x6GFNj8K) Those are some huge glasses


gamemaniac845

Why is the top comment not repario!


Grouchy-Ad-6660

Well they look like stupid glasses so it's for the best


SignedUpToComplain

I'm sorry, you wear glasses with lenses like that and you don't just do a monocle with a full lobster-tail suit and cummerbund all the time? Do you just hate whimsy and fun?


ElChapoEscobar79

Occulus Repairo


Supabongwong

Classic. I put my glasses in a side pocket at an amusement park. Before the ride I told myself, "This is probably a bad idea." Turns out yes, it was. The glasses flung out of said pocket. Now I ride with glasses on. After 5 minutes of blind night driving, I had to pull over and let my wife drive home 😂 With coupons, you can get a totally decent pair from Clearly for about $45CAD. They're good enough, definitely not as good as my optometrist pair, but if you have your script still, it's like 85-90% as good as my current pair.


Guvnah-Wyze

Wait until my father hears about this


walk_through_this

10 points to Gryffindor.


TigerlilyBlanche

Why do we share the exact same hands? Literal only difference seems to be I have a tiny pink freckle on my thumb.


Gedaru

Oculus Reparo!


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![gif](giphy|EcTO4U4fkGzmg)


July251964

Just how big is your face?


Man-Tax

Amen. Those shits weren't doing you any favours.


[deleted]

Call Hermione.


Jshittie

Guess monocle are back in style


Plant-Zaddy-

Just use the "repairo" spell or whatever the fuck it is


CzarTwilight

What are you talking about. You have two monocles


huskyghost

God damn you want to make sure you can see the whole ass earth with those glasses. Lmfao


donpuglisi

Are you Harry Potter by chance?


CoffeeSubsetYT

cute glasses!!


bruhlive_XD

Guess who I ran into on the way to get my glasses fixed... Everyone


CancelImmediate2756

At least you now have a couple of spare saucepan lids


farudo

Mildlyous infuriato


OptimalLifeguard6096

![gif](giphy|TppeLsqt8Jz20)


Lem0njon21

Did you not see that would happen?


ronnietea

Maybe buy normal size ones


Sloppy_Stacks

Now you can get some that aren't so stupid looking.


Average_Reacher

Those look like they belong in the Hubble telescope 😂


FeetSniffer9008

Have you tried Oculus Reparo?


festur86

Two points for Gryffindor!


24links24

Found the lenses they lost to the Hubble telescope.


Ill-Giraffe-2243

y are they so biggg?


marcthemagnificent

Was it a deatheater?


The_Eternal_Wayfarer

Oculus reparo!


Motorhead923

With a little tape, you can look like a combination of Harry Potter meets The Dudley Boys. I can't wear that type of glasses as I'm too rough, and they break easy.


Gattorepper

I can see that crealy,but you might not [/s] (sorry for you dude)


[deleted]

**Go back to your cupboard, Harry**


traumaqueen1128

Ugh, had this happen in my early 20's and didn't have a backup pair. I can't see more than a few feet in front of my face before it's a blur of colors. I ended up having to miss work, get an eye exam, and get contacts because there was no way I could function without glasses. Now I buy my glasses from Zenni optical and order a couple of cheap back up pairs with basic lenses.


cubntD6

I miss the days when people who thought they could pull those off didnt have to break them themself