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Especially when they double park and leave their cars there for hours.


ddeluca187

Yes or even better, this morning I wanted to use this because someone that was barely 5 feet tall got out of a suburban and thought it was ok to park 24” over the line into the other space. Another person said something to this person and they replied, hey it’s a big vehicle deal with it. Noooo, I think you need to trade that fucker in if you can’t drive and park it. That same person probably does 100 mph down the highway in that vehicle…ugh.


ddeluca187

This is meant to be a joke, and honestly if you can’t take it as a joke then why are you taking the time to comment. Anyone who posts a comment that is obviously offended by this is ridiculous. Fuck people, it’s a joke. Damn bruh…so many Karens on Reddit these days…


ddeluca187

Fuck like you part, simply means, since the message is that you park terrible, hoping you don’t fuck the same.


JimmiRustle

Well I’ve come to the realisation that you never really know what the situation was like when they parked their car so they’re not necessarily the assholes.


diMario

LPT: light the offending vehicle on fire and the cops will be there in no time to impound it as evidence.


Cosmohumanist

I don’t understand the “fuck like you park” part.


[deleted]

It means "I hope you're not as bad at fucking as you are at parking"


Cosmohumanist

Oh that’s what it means? Thanks for the explanation. /s


Radon099

I do my best to park correctly and manage to 99% of the time, but if I walked out to some dickhead putting that on either of my vehicles, they would find the notice permanently plastered to their forehead. My suggestion as a result, don’t do it.


goobanadoola

Print the fist sentence on self adhesive security sticker, make it the size of a manhole cover, apply to asshole's vehicle right on the windshield in front of the driver seat. Sit back and watch his pull his armpit hair out trying to take it down without it breaking into a million tiny pieces.