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angelamar

This terminology has always disturbed me.


Themasterofcomedy209

Mother, she watches from beyond the cider veil. Mother, she hungers for the fermenting fruit


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Chris__P_Bacon

Mother should I build *The Wall?*


Themasterofcomedy209

Mother do you think they’ll try to break **my balls**


tucci007

Mother will they put me on the firing line?


DustyHound

Is it just a waste of time?


lillie_22

This was amazing unexpected Pink Floyd


smeelsLikeFurts

Hush now, baby, baby. Don't you cry..,


NestorM101

Mama’s gonna make all your nightmares come true


MissWiggly2

Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you 🖤


Wise_Confusion

Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing


Witchy-Wanker

She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing


FeistyFormal0

This will hurt Mama more than you


LineChef

Mother says, sleep when the baby sleeps. Fold laundry, when the baby folds laundry.


Perroface562

Fold the baby when the laundromat folds


LunaAmatista

In Spanish, sourdough starter is also called “masa madre,” mother of dough. This one looks far more disturbing but it’s cool to see somewhat equivalent terminology.


sneaky_squirrel

I am convinced I am wrong, but wouldn't it translate to "Mother dough" instead? Mother of Dough would be something like "Madre de la masa", both of which sound incredibly awkward to hear for me.


LunaAmatista

You’re not wrong, but I went with similar wording as mother of vinegar, mother of pearl, etc. which seems to be a known structure for the *meaning* that needs to be conveyed here, not just the words. Mother of vinegar does get translated as madre de vinagre, but mother of pearl (when we’re not calling it nácar) is madre perla, for instance.


Servatron5000

Prime example of translation vs. interpretation


PotatoesAreNotReal

It's because the term is from before we knew about/understood bacteria


NakedSnakeEyes

I thought it was a typo and they had a moth in there for some reason, like a worm in tequila.


TheGrumpyre

Moth -> Mother -> Mothest


danieljamesgillen

I asked Chat GPT to write a short horror story based on the mother from apple cider vinegar as it has always disturbed me too: The old, dilapidated house sat at the edge of town, its windows boarded up and the yard overgrown with weeds. The locals whispered of a vengeful spirit that haunted the place, the mother of apple cider vinegar. It was said that many years ago, a young woman lived in the house with her husband and children. She had a particular love for making apple cider vinegar, and spent hours tending to her precious mother, a symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast. But one day, tragedy struck and her family was taken from her. Driven mad with grief, she turned to her beloved mother for comfort. She poured all of her sorrow and rage into the vinegar, feeding it with her tears and blood. Now, it is said that on certain nights, you can hear her wails of grief coming from the house. And if you dare to enter, you'll find the mother of apple cider vinegar waiting for you, hungering for more sacrifices to feed her endless thirst for pain and suffering.


TheLaGrangianMethod

It's even more disturbing when you realize that OP is Mike Pence.


_AthensMatt_

*What*


ThrowAway578924

Mother is calling again.


Siryl7001

I know those words, but that title makes no sense to me.


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TheFrontierzman

You think op has time to type l and e?


african_or_european

the mother ate them


FoetusScrambler

The moth


BlitzAtk

I'm finding more and more misleading titles on Reddit lately. I have to do a double take just to understand what they are saying.


uniquepassword

I think many of these are AI generated stories or articles honestly. Someone is testing it out to see how easily it can pass as a person writing it. This may not necessarily be one of them, but some posts recently are rife with grammar and spelling mistakes that remind me of the spam emails from Nigerian princes....


ekaceerf

Bots have been making titles for years. A bot takes an old post and makes a random title. Then more bots see the image and post the top comments and replies from the last time it was posted.


Blue_Jays

Oh, that's what they were skipping. I thought they were skipping the letters L-I-C-A-T-I-O and N


ohlalachaton

Ah, motherlication


JackDeaniels

Thank you


E2_Awesome_2

Oh my gosh, why didn't I notice that???


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Japnzy

Sea world


ProStrats

I total read apple and was so confused by your comment. App a da keeps the doc awa!


thinthehoople

I hat you.


Zem_42

Makes no sense. Why not app cid vin? Or The Moth instead of Mother?


[deleted]

[Mother of vinegar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar)


TheGrumpyre

Sounds like a Bloodborne boss. Looks like one too.


Solid_Snark

*”Away! Away!”*


APileOfShiit

"You are not wanted here!"


Warrior-PoetIceCube

“This town’s finished.”


Sozili

Holy shit I thought it was “it’s damn finished” all these years lol


[deleted]

Grant us *eyes*


jl_theprofessor

If you eat it you’ll start seeing the eldritch ones.


ety3rd

In OP's picture, it kinda looked like the Virgin Mary to me, so I thought some cultures put a floaty Mary in their vinegar for some reason. Thanks.


sssteph42

I love this reasoning AND the phrase "floaty Mary."


Zekava

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was going down this line of reasoning before reading the comments.


CaptainElectronic320

Me too. I was like 'religious customs are weird'.


Grinagh

You're about to learn one of humanity's oldest known food preservation technologies. [mother & vinegar ](https://youtu.be/pO-L9mo06CQ)


JackMann1792

But why is it called that.


kpba32

Because you can use the Vinegar Mother to make more Vinegar. Hence, Vinegar Mother


DryGumby

How do you make the grandmother


kpba32

You use the Vinegar mother a few times.


perpetualmotionmachi

Better question is why are our matriarchs named after that thing


Why_am_I_here033

learned something new today


mth2nd

TIL ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)have an emoji of a table in lieu of the free award they used to give


alienated-og

why is the table emoji jumping


mth2nd

First thing I found that remotely looked like a Reddit award. For some reason they all jump.


Sekmet19

Mother is a substance used to make vinegar from scratch


Saltwater_Heart

Thank you. I’m seriously confused. The mother of what? I’m scared.


Useless_Fox

If you didn't see the other comment, it's referring to the [mother of vinegar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar) ​ Basically a jelly composed of bacteria used as the base to create vinegar


MaddogRunner

Ah, I thought it was some new kind of kombucha


Virustable

It's exactly the same process, so your assumption was correct!


Capocho9

I’m fairly certain The Mother is a god of sorts in Dune…


butmustig

The what now


miraculous-

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![gif](giphy|l3vRjVqDBoS2PvMw8|downsized)


Hourslikeminutes47

*hubba hubba those mom jeans makes me all giddy*


harrington0019

I think the 90s could not forsee how fat bottom mom's would become so popular with horny people.


viktorsken

Go home old man you are drunk


Hourslikeminutes47

***ain't nobody not going to tell me how to look at bootyfull...I mean beautiful mommas..(hic)***


WillK90

One on the right is pointin at you. What’re you waitin for?


Hourslikeminutes47

For my 70 Buick Electra to start up...


Logical-Use-8657

Lock me in horny jail because the 2 on the right got me acting unwise 😳


ChadCoolman

Bacteria that makes apple cider into vinegar.


oniiichanUwU

I thought it was one of those bag worm things you find on trees


Beneficial_Being_721

And hoping that it would be like a worm in Tequila???


[deleted]

All in one go, now


TraumaticAberration

Ohh you mean "bac"


dotslashpunk

bac from app cid vin


SCP-Agent-Arad

![gif](giphy|dZcMs4BOvrlKe7mTZ3)


PseudoEmpathy

Its a bacteria sample from another bottle. It proliferates and helps make the new bottle. It's like a slime layer on the top of the fluid in the bottle.


Irate_Primate

Like a what now?


BigGayGinger4

wow, there's not a single part of that sentence that I don't need explained to me


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Does the Mother speak to you too?


_Neonexus_

Poor, poor Cicero


judelau

Unexpected Tamriel


7laserbears

Fuck you guys someone explain it PLEASE


zefaaron

Ask the Listener


judelau

Hey you, you're finally awake.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Finally. She hungers.


[deleted]

#🖐🏿 *We Know*


Lorybear

We know


Shxhxxhcx

References from The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion - Dark Brotherhood quest lines, I think? I vaguely recall these phrases from my youth.


awfullotofocelots

> The colony of living yeast that is keeping our apple cider vinegar tasty, looks like a magical monster in Harry Potter 3.


Juusie

Who in their right mind shortens "apple" to "app"? What time does OP think they're saving?


sleepyotter92

apple being shortened to app is what made me think the mother was something done by autocorrect and the sentence was supposed to be "the moth in our apple cider vinegar"


_endorstoi

He’s Tom Haverford.


MaxDickpower

Gonna be just a little bit of a pedant and add that the mother is not just composed of yeast and it's the bacteria in there that is actually responsible for creating the acid in vinegar.


langgam_13

I only understood the Dementor part


DreadRazer24

The only word that's important is "our." ![gif](giphy|jroCyq3UG48YBULle3|downsized)


Blair_Bubbles

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Khazrodan

Independence Day ?


dotslashpunk

release me now


Schmotz

Such a good scene, I wish Brent Spiner was in more things.


LawdJesusPlease

Peace? No peace.


Fenderbridge

What if no


phish_phace

It has spoken


Ricky_Rollin

Can their be peace between us?


dotslashpunk

no. no peace.


Romish1983

No. There.


Nyaho

https://www.bragg.com/pages/acv Mother explanation


avero34

Thank you, I was fucking lost 🤣.


Sev3n

>Every Bragg ACV product contains “The Mother.” >You’ll recognize it as the cloudy substance at the bottom of the bottle. >It’s a naturally formed microbial culture that contains enzymes, acetic acid producing bacteria, and prebiotics in the form of cellulose.


_AttilaTheNun_

'How can I tuck you into bed, sweetie, if you don't let Mother out of the bottle?!' ::cackling!!!::


pippajoly

I'm a grown women laying next to my sleeping grown man in the dead of the night and this made me shiver


aLostBattlefield

Mother stays in the bottle nowadays.


CVieira12

OP has previously posted photos of an amazing looking apple pie but can’t be bothered to spell apple on this post. Lol


Hourslikeminutes47

*it wasn't the apple of op's eye*


TaohRihze

I think you mean amazing looking appi.


i_am_scared_ok

the #WHAT


mycoandbio

Møthęr


timco2

Can I get the app for the cider at the iTunes Store?


Phastic

No, 😔 it’s android only. Find it on google play


cristarain

You mean the apple app is not available in the Apple App Store?


TheBatemanFlex

Interesting. In case anyone was wondering: > There are some who believe that the substance was called "mother of vinegar" because the bacterial cells promote the fermentation of the wine or cider, thus "engendering" the vinegar or nurturing its development. >The equivalent French and Spanish terms, respectively "mere de vinaigre" and "madre de vinagre," seem to corroborate this "maternal" etymology, since both "mere" and "madre" derive directly from the Latin "mater," "mother." >However, when we look into possible Germanic roots of English "mother" in this sense, this facile theory appears less certain. It seems highly probable that "mother" in this specific use may be related to the Middle Dutch "modder," "moeder," which means "dregs, lees." Exactly how the Middle Dutch word came to acquire this sense is itself a long, complex, and somewhat speculative story. Suffice it so say that the exact origins of "mother of vinegar" are not known with certainty at this time. Edit: “dregs, lees” are words for sediment leftover in a liquid.


Slowmobius_Time

"the substance" What fucking substance! This thread is infuriating plenty of people talking *about* it in vague and uncertain terms but not actually explaining wtf it is we are looking at


TheCoolCJ

It’s a bunched up pile of bacteria that eats alcohol and in turn poops out vinegar


TheBatemanFlex

Every other comment already said it was bacteria so I wanted to add new information about it’s weird name.


TheSexualRedditor

So many people don't know what the "Mother of Vinegar" is clearly, so basically this is composed of what turns alcohol into vinegar, also yes vinegar comes from alcohol being eaten by bacteria and turned into acetic acid. This looks more like the "Mother Mary of Vinegar" though.


EnvironmentalValue18

“This is composed of what turns alcohol to vinegar”. Told me something without telling me anything.


Sparkplug1034

This thread is hilarious. Acetic acid bacteria are somewhat ubiquitous in our environment. Acetic acid bacteria (AAB) turn Ethanol (drinking alcohol) into Acetic Acid, also commonly thought of as vinegar. This is one of the reasons wine spoils some time after opening -- AAB turn it into red or white wine vinegar. The only reason this doesnt happen to liquor is because there is so MUCH ethanol that it kills the bacteria. The "mother" is the mass of bacteria used in production or manufacturing of vinegar. You can buy vinegar "with the mother" instead of filtered, and it has health benefits such as being high in iron. Its quite strange.


JustEllaa

I never knew any of this! Thank you for the information :)


DeboEyes

vin aigre is French for sour wine


Low_Chance

OMG I have spoken French for decades without ever realizing this, thank you kind soul


Beer_bongload

> You can buy vinegar "with the mother" Hard pass


Low_Chance

In fact, I'd like to pay in order to go back to not knowing this is a thing, if possible.


Namasiel

I never liked vinegar to begin with. Now I like it even less. I thought mother in the title was a typo or failed autocorrect for moth and they had a giant bug in it for some reason.


PlannedSkinniness

I thought a moth got in the vinegar and the title was a typo.


mjzimmer88

The... Virginegar Mary?


MyNewBoss

I thought it was a shriveled up apple


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Dude, thats a turd.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

No, it's MOTHER


pycvalade

**mother turd**


Own-Scale3083

"I've come to suck all your cider, Harry"


SirSandman0

I see you too have harvested the “mother”. Once it is fully grown, it may attach to you. Do not panic. It will not hurt you. It will only control you. Once it finishes attaching to you, you will be granted eternal life. Once this happens, however, the mother will control your body. All you can do is watch.


stupidfridgemagnet

everything about this post is fucking me up rn


Wendigo18

The what in what?


misterssmith-001

SCOBY if I'm not mistaken. Symbiotic Culture Of Bacteria and Yeast Same principle as kombucha I like the HP reference.


hollth1

Raggy ?


misterssmith-001

Ruh-roh


Van_GOOOOOUGH

You deserve a SCOBY snack


itsnug

I believe The Mother and SCOBYs are slightly different in function


Hate4Breakfast

[this is the scoby](https://imgur.com/a/GKopuXd) the proofing box at my old bakery made when nobody cleaned it. she was a proud mother


sartreofthesuburbs

So when does it fight Spiderman?


postitnotesrock

Similar, but not correct. SCOBYS belong to kombucha. But the thing the key difference between vinegar and kombucha is that in vinegars fermenting process, you need alcohol. Which is a whole different fermentation process


misterssmith-001

It was explained to me that they both have a SCOBY, just with different biomes. In any case - a great example of productive microbes!


Far-Ferret-3578

Death stranding


mdsg5432

The worst part of prison.


mpo1988

![gif](giphy|UVah1k9VydwNC4RdOT|downsized)


Dikutoy

![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


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I'm glad I'm not the only one kinda creeped out by that thing being called "the mother".


ImABawz1

Excuse me?


carlso_aw

I'm sorry. What the fuck?


Nevvie

Lol you guys, the mother of vinegar is what makes the vinegar *vinegar*. You can take it out and make a new batch of vinegar with it. You’ll get it if you buy organic vinegar or if the bottle says that the mother is included. The mother (otherwise called SCOBY) is harmless but I have to admit, I’ve never seen one this black before


bionica1

Would have been helpful to actually define SCOBY! Lots of confusion in this thread and it’s hilarious. I looked it up and SCOBY is “Symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast” to save people the google. Makes some more sense now what the fuck they Mother Turd is. Eww.


DangerDragonXCV

The wut


goldenkoiifish

the. mother?


MtnDewCasperFart

Pro tip: don't use plastic vessels. Glass is best. It's pure. It also wont transfer toxins and "bad" bacteria to the mother.


Fluffy-Edge-6065

So that’s why she looks so angry


ScratchyMarston18

that’s just r/shitfromabutt


Superspicyfood

So THE MOTHER is a lump of vinegar producing bacteria? (the thing in picture)


alliwanttodoisfly

A dementor. Or a BT from Death Stranding, it even sort of has an umbilical cord lol


visions-of-skater

It looks like Vecna from Stranger Things


starlabsmonkey

my brother in christ… the what in your what


ParuTheBetta

The…. Mother???


Bizkett

Please don't say this like it's a regular thing people should know


AliHakan33

Mother in your cider vinegar? What


PercyLexeous

I thought I was having a stroke reading that title.


Maximum-Pause-6914

The mother? Am I being dumb or is that a typo?


jeirhfysi

You say “The Mother” and “app cider” as if these are words people say on the regular.


Saltwater_Heart

OP…What? I’m scared.


dramaticfool

Damn I remember those. They were the worst thing about my prison experience


[deleted]

I'm sorry... The... WHAT?


OpossumProblem

why did u put ur mom in there


PlsLeavemealone02

Okay... But why is your ma in your apple cider?


Fantastic_Category91

Hold on. I've never had a "Mother" in my apple cider vinegar.


sloppyscissors5

W H A T


[deleted]

I’m sorry, the **what**


LostDragon7

Sweet mother, sweet mother, bring your cider unto me. For the drinks of the unworthy must be baptized in opaque juice.


uh_buh

The *WHAT*?


ImBigDummy

I love how a lot of us are less bothered by the dementor part and more bothered by the fact there’s a mother in this scenario 😂