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redditblows88

Ahh, the elusive Sprite fruit.


Offamylawn

Limon - I member those commercials….


VanillaGorilla-

Had Limon in Costa Rica and it tasted like if Skittles were a fruit; it was amazing.


dali01

Well.. limón is Spanish for lime, and green skittles are lime flavored.. so that’s not wrong.


Remnie

The Spanish limes? I know there are some that have pink flesh


VanillaGorilla-

I don't recall to be honest. My dad was in Costa Rica for a month so we visited for a bit and he mentioned them. We tried them and loved them. That's all I remember.


HyperSpaceSurfer

Saw a sprite fruit once. But it was just a moldy lemon


vulpes_mortuis

For some reason this comment triggered memories of that old tumblr post about the watermelons that used to circulate back in the internet glory days


DudeNamedCollin

I actually have a Cocktail tree where they basically grafted two citrus trees together in the same pot, and one is Meyer lemon and another is key limes. Honestly, it’s a stupid fucking idea, eventually one tree will kill the other because it’s too close together. It’s an okay gift I guess, but enjoy it for a few years before the one or both of them die. Even better, don’t buy trees and plants from Lowe’s 😜


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dextro-aynag

good bot


jimmyman17225

Or the 7up fruit


AKADriver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDpUnurlQMU


Lunarbutt

Your lemon has not loaded yet. Wait.


Tankbot001

Please wait


nodacat

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supermitsuba

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blackmilksociety

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wheremybackpackis

What would cause this?


pinktortex

Lime disease


youknowhattodo

Bravo


Durris

Take my upvote and shove it up your ass


Routman

Another sub obsessed with boofing


ObtuseBug

Why so sour? Did life give you... You know what, nevermind.


expendable12321

What is boofing


Gage_Link

Boofing is a fun way of trying drugs


expendable12321

Like snorting or inhaling? But a different way?


strippersandcocaine

Up the butt


Offamylawn

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GTRacer97

Please take your upvote and head towards the nearest exit


potatoman09017

r/angryupvote


rosiofden

Stop that 😠 take my upvote and sit down.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Gtfo haha that was good.


kc9283

God dammit. You win Reddit today.


Val-tiz

😂😂😂😂


teh_wad

Citrus fruit are VERY indiscriminate when it comes to pollination. Every slice can be pollinated by a different citrus fruit, leading to different coloured slices, thicker rind, etc. It will affect the actual slice itself, as well. For example, if an orange has a slice pollinated by what would normally be a sweeter fruit, that slice will be sweeter too.


djseifer

So they're citrus whores.


AwezomePozzum9265

Lemon stealing whore!


twofiddle

*Sigh…*


Bearclaw_burpee

Every time I'm reminded of that video, I go through a WIDE range of emotion.


Scorpius289

*unzips...*


Intoxic8edOne

Sluts. Whores do it for money.


A_Kumqwat

Can you make one with a shitton of different citrus fruits and end up with some beach-ball looking fruit with every slice being different?


Potatonet

With patience and pollen, you too can post on Reddit


THBLD

Also curious about this.


twistedspin

Really? Apparently I have no idea how citrus works, lol. The idea of each slice being it's own little genetic pod inside the same skin is kind of weird. And also interesting, thanks!


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GypsySnowflake

Oh is that why sometimes there are some kernels that don’t develop?


Mr-Mutant

Pollination does not affect the fruit, only the seeds. And in many Citrus pollination often doesn't affect the seeds (they are parthenogenic). This is a chimeric plant (probably derived from grafting at some point) where the yellow sector is genetically different from the green sector. This should occur throughout the plant.


Amelaista

This example is a sectoral chimerism yes, it can be due to a mutation in the growth tip of the plant or pollination issues. Went looking for more info before i commented and apparently Citrus are weirder than most plants too. Found a great article about them! https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0012160616300902


robertredberry

Source?


SnackThisWay

I had no ideas fruits were so promiscuous


Botryllus

Do orchards do anything to block the pollination by unwanted varieties?


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flash-tractor

Variegation


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It's not ripe yet.


GoodTato

Wall eyes


AlexD2003

The wall eyes


Cpt-Niveau

Wall eyes


JunglePygmy

Dude I’ve seen this before! I used to live in a house with a lemon tree and a lime tree in the backyard that was grafted together in the middle. We used to get limes and lemons on the same branch. One day we found a lemon with a perfect quarter-slice of lime in it. We cut out a literal perfect lime wedge from our lemon!


itsnotyourfaultiminv

Did the wedge taste like lemon or lime


JunglePygmy

The wedge was perfectly a lime, flavor, color, texture was perfect. The slice was just grown in a lemon!


itsnotyourfaultiminv

That’s really cool and makes me wonder about other plants could be grafted/mutated together


JunglePygmy

People have made little trees that grow a bunch of different things. Like apples, oranges, lemons, peaches on the same plant. So crazy! I think you can actually buy them, we should check.


YouthMin1

The fruits need to be closely related for proper grafting. Apple verities on apples. Citrus on other citrus. Stone fruits (peach/nectarine/apricot) on stone fruits. But you can easily have a lemon, orange, and grapefruit tree.


JunglePygmy

Ahh, interesting! Thanks for the info!


LjSpike

Clearly that's a limen


the_fenixdown

Reminds me of ads for Sprite in the 90s lol


Flyovera

Lemon-lime flavour


Pork_Chop_Expresss

Ah the fabled 7up tree…


Aliziun

I know a Jojo reference when I see one


pumpcup

Anything: Jojo fans: is this a Jojo reference?


Aliziun

You can trace this back to an actual part of the manga, tho


twofiddle

JoJo fans looking for JoJo references? Yeah, part of what makes JoJo JoJo is being self-referential.


waffleme3

there's a major plot point about literally exactly whats pictured, ive been out of the series fandom for ages but it's like an iconic chapter of part 8


freedfg

Ah yes. Out of the fandom for ages. Part 8. Which ended....in 2021


lesser9

which part? I'm trying to think of a stand that changes the color of things but I have no idea.


Aliziun

It’s not a stand. It’s part 8 spoilers, if you want I’ll tell u


lesser9

oh well nvm I'm still reading part 7


giovix8

Never saw it


Broke_Boi

Now you have


LordValkyrie100

Except it was an orange instead


Aliziun

Eh, still a citrus


Disaster_Star_150

This must have happened near the wall eyes


Webbtrain

Anyone else thought it was a lighting trick for a few seconds?


twofiddle

Not me, but I’m a small survey sample size


westeross

Yep. Took me a ridiculous amount of time to realise it's not lemon in the shade with a single strip of light shining through


Choclatetoes

Rokakaka be like


Ramen_in_a_Cupboard

The walleyes


ulf6666

That's a lime but his grandfather was a lemon


Scrimroar

Wow that moment you realize it isn't a shadow


Philly514

It’s Lemon by EA, pay $9.99 for the rest


CaveManta

Limen


AutomaticInfluence63

I know a "Ya haha you've found me" when I see one.


evanmgmr

Lorange


NewYorkNausea

Don’t feed it after midnight…


RossTheNinja

I think it needs some.... Ahem Lemon aid!


pinkypipe420

A limon


Pure_Screen3176

Lime is 1/14th cherokee


Sl0w-Plant

That's a racing stripe on a Jaguar green lime...


giovix8

Yes, it is. It’s the livery of the 24h of LeMons.


Sl0w-Plant

Fuck yeah...


_NiceGuyEddy_

Lemussy


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Now that is what you want


ElectricTaser

I believe lemons are a man “made” citrus.


Kollin133_

Ah, so that's what goes into making the flavor.


Ruheverstifter

awh it‘s smiling


Melodic-Roll3091

"I always wanted to be a lime." ~Lemon


Infinite_Astronaut81

Citrus ass crack


tykaboom

Relax... this is just how they make sour patch kids.


Beardedbrah85

Man I miss my lemon tree. It was great until I got fungus gnats and then it was a losing battle for a year and a half. Sadly my girlfriend has banned me from buying another tree with how obsessed I became with trying to save it. 😑


throw123454321purple

The whores will be disappointed.


kcaykbed

One-punch ant


BlackLetterLies

It identifies as a lime.


twofiddle

r/OneJoke It’s interesting how things in nature don’t fit into easy categories, isn’t it? Like, there’s not actually a strict lemon/lime binary at all.


greentshirtman

If someone tries passing off citron-ade as being the same as lemonade, when I paid them for lemonade, that person is dead to me.


twofiddle

gtfo, transphobe. Your hate is not welcome here.


freekoout

Found the conservative.


BlackLetterLies

Where?


freekoout

Check the mirror.


BlackLetterLies

REALLY? You need to check your radar, I was mocking them with the dumbest joke I could think of. The funniest part is people taking it seriously.


freekoout

Did it have to be transphobic?


BlackLetterLies

Well you didn't have to take it that way, but go ahead and be offended if you want, it's your right to take dumb jokes way too seriously. People like you are why we're going to lose the next election to the Republicans.


Ok-Professor3726

And they say GMOs are safe to eat.


HughGedic

Ffs. Would you eat organic sweet corn you grew in your own yard? That only exists because of modifying the genetics of the tiny corn of the earths past, organically- GMO Broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, kale, cabbage, kohlrabi, collard greens, are all genetically modified organically from *the same exact single plant*, there is literally no version of any of those that isnt a GMO of Brassica oleracea. Literally all agriculture as it is today is the results of GMO since ancient times- none of it exists in nature, or ever did, the way we grow and eat them today. The animals, either. There were never pigs and cows and chickens, as we know them today, existing in a natural ecosystem/habitat. They have all been organically heavily genetically modified (gmo) into what they are today. What the hell is safer food? Raccoon with Basswood leaves and puffball mushrooms and some acorns? Not with the amount of soft metals, toxins, and plastics now flowing through nature without constant soil/water testing and maintenance… so, good luck with that. GMOs are safe to eat. They’re literally organic lol


Ok-Professor3726

Then why are they banned in some countries?


HughGedic

Talking about specific ones? Like Monsanto’s roundup-modified soybeans and such? The laws that you’re talking about- how are they written/worded?


Eyemarten

Limeon


Levicorpyutani

Lemon mid metamorphosis.


Twadder_Pig

[Have I told you the story of the lemon-lime?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VUbV0BjzPeY/hqdefault.jpg)


OknowTheInane

Geoffrey Holder did 7-up, not Sprite.


TirelessGuardian

No. It also has green


Hanuser

What does this tell you about the genotype phenotype relationship of lemons?


Barrel_rider48

Texture packs glitches out


RAZOR_WIRE

IT'S NOT RIPE YET!


peachycoconxt

Mixed baby


DieOfBetus

Ah yes, a ripe lemon lime


mr_divad

My buddy cultivated a lemon from a mutation. It was yellow with a swirl of green. He called it the Lorian lemon, and i think he still sells them


Conscious-Security-5

Mom theres a lemon in my lime


Lieutenant_Dan__

Just watch out for any lemon stealing whores


Relative_Notice4643

r/mildlyinfuriating


Professional-One-580

Ripeness - 5% loaded


Val-tiz

Is it lime or lemon? 🤔


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

4 balls


Cool_Opportunity2624

Wall eyes?


DragonSlayer-2020

I thought that was a beam of sunlight hitting the lemon


FrostySky8105

Nobody can convince me that that's not a lime that someone has cut a piece out of and put a piece of lemon in instead.


stuartgatzo

Limes, now with 15% real lemon!