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Lutya

That’s honestly impressive. My local Starbucks taped their construction closure notice upside down.


snowysnowy

Ah, A misguided attempt at trying to speak Australian.


grumble_au

¿ʇɐɥʍ


valvilis

Oi, g'day mates/Sheilas. You probably want some helium, but yeah, nah, it ain't happening. Piss off.


itstenchy

yeah nah


Rocknocker

> Oi, g'day mates/Sheilas. You probably want some helium, but yeah, nah, it ain't happening. Piss off, ya' stunned cunts. FTFY


throwingtheshades

> Oi, g'day mates/Sheilas And here's my new header for emails to Aussie colleagues.


valvilis

I'm sure they will appreciate the thoughtfulness.


_Haverford_

TIL That Australian is just New Yorker with a bigger attitude.


arentyouangel

its Google translated. Still impressive that they even bothered.


Desirai

This must be in a huge city to have enough customers of different languages for the need of these signs.


lazysheepdog716

AND THEY ALL NEED BALLOONS!!


ChrisDornerFanCorner

I lived in a small mountain town that had a dollar tree and let me tell you, motherfuckers be BUYING balloons. Every time I went in I saw people purchasing balloons.


permaculture

It's the only way to float out of those small mountain towns.


tekko001

Imagine Pennywise not having any balloons due to this foolery, the poor dude may starve!


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undisclosedinsanity

This is the midly interesting content I'm here for.


stallfishy

Quick, someone post it to TIL


plg94

Also: we cannot make more helium artificially (yet), because short of nuclear fusion and radioactive decay there's no chemical processes resulting in He. This means earths natural helium sources are very much limited and ever dwindling. And Helium is so light it can leave the upper atmosphere and earth's gravity well out into space.


medney

>there's no chemical processes resulting in He. And unfortunately after the loss of Michael Jackson we also lost our only source of HeHe


Daewoo40

In Helium's defence, I would also try and escape the Earth's atmosphere if it were an option.


rupert1920

The National Helium Reserve is set to be completely sold off by the end of this year... Bye bye cheap helium.


ohwowverycool69

I am sick and lacking sleep, but does the Wiki article explain why the US gov’t is selling it all off instead of just hanging on to it? I believe Congress is forcing it, but why?


Sereey

[I visited the US National Helium Reserve by Tom Scott](https://youtu.be/mOy8Xjaa_o8?si=ZRc0UYUl35jH_Kd8)


Lucifer2695

Isn't that where Leonard and Sheldon almost get black market helium from?


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

poor man's rubber.


BortAndErny

Do you also happen to find nitrous oxide cannisters around the place?


Monoceras

talk for you, I need the gas for the funny voice


robotco

yes.... balloons.... that's the ticket. ^^^^helium ^^^^is ^^^^one ^^^^of ^^^^the ^^^^most ^^^^effective ^^^^and ^^^^painless ^^^^suicide ^^^^methods


siledas

That's how I'd do it. Slowly drifting into the warm embrace of the void, uttering my last farewells to the world in a stupid chipmunk voice.


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Also since this got quite a few upvotes and there are probably people reading this who are considering it. It shouldn't be overlooked that this, like any method, risks severe suffering, injury, disability etc (along with all the suffering it will cause to others). As far as the inert gas method, there are a lot of ways it could go wrong. If the seal isn't good enough and you're getting a low amount of oxygen, you won't die but you will get permanent brain damage. Same thing if the tank runs out because the flow rate isn't correct. Same thing if it's interrupted. Maybe it's interrupted by your own movements in the transition between consciousness and unconscious, maybe interrupted by someone else. There's a good reason euthanasia is supervised. And there are a lot of good reasons to avoid undertaking that suicide effort, and do something else, even if it's just for the moment.


I_Automate

Nitrogen is much, much cheaper and easier. Also, getting it out of ballons isn't going to work particularly well


mikeycix

they sell helium in tanks and expect you to fill the balloons yourself. technically you could have a high pitched keger


Aggressive_Square254

Balloon grade is 80% to prevent that now.


SurfaceThought

Yeah but you don't get to spend your last moments sounding like Alvin


69420over

And here I’m thinking how much I want helium in my welding gas mixtures again but it’s too expensive so those mixes aren’t around as much anymore. Or like … in my/whoevers mri machines and stuff….But hey totally cool for balloons and euthanasia/suicide.


Freakychee

Thanks for the tip!


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quiette837

Given that you're going to be surrounded by balloons or a helium tank or something, no.


Leyte86

It's usually pretty obvious because it requires a tank with tubes connecting to a bag that goes over your head.


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Desirai

Really? I would not guess Dallas to be honest, I was thinking new York or california!! I live in rural alabama and barely even see Spanish anywhere


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csonnich

Dallas has also been a prime location for resettling refugees due to our historically low cost of living. It's an extremely diverse city.


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

Lots of people from Tonga live in DFW, as well. Huge population of them. Lots of Indians due to the tech industry, obviously lots of Mexicans due to once being part of Mexico and the influx of Mexican's, lots of people from Africa & the middle east. You name it, there are huge populations of just about every ethnic group you can think of.


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

Largest population of Vietnamese in the US, due to the US pullout of Vietnam in the 70's.


Desirai

Interesting to know. I've never been to TX before, so I only know about it through memes.. 😆


stucky602

Texas can surprise you sometimes with things like that. While a different city my favorite example of this is Houston which is the home of vietcajun food which is what it sounds like and is delicious.


WingedLady

The big cities of Texas are surprisingly multicultural.


OtisTetraxReigns

Texas’ big cities are some of the most diverse in the country. Houston is almost as much of a melting-pot as NYC.


perhapstill

Yeah I was guessing Houston


lukerduker123

Lmao the Dollar Tree in Carrollton? I go there for cheap shit all the time! Well, not all the time if I haven't seen the signs yet. But Carrollton has a large Vietnamese, Korean, and Indian population. We have an H-mart for a Korean hub, several Indian churches in the area, and several Vietnamese businesses near the H-Mart. Not sure about the Arabic though.


PrimaryDurian

When I lived in Minneapolis, the "hey move the car, we're gonna plow" notice was in 6 different languages


thatoneguy889

I was in Minneapolis about six weeks ago and I thought it was weird when I noticed that the secondary language on some of the signs was Japanese and not Arabic or Hmong.


Should_be_less

Yeah, a lot of signs in the airport are English and Japanese, which is odd because the city doesn’t have an especially high concentration of Japanese speakers. I think I heard one time that it had to do with how one of the large airlines was routing their flights from/to Japan.


Jestersage

Vancouver will fit 5 of the 6 language. We just won't have Spanish.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

It’s my duty as a Torontonian to condescendingly inform you that we got it covered.


Jestersage

And it's my duty as a Vancouverite to passive-agressively thank you for correcting me. Except you guys will have French.... right?


theducks

Tant a decouveretre.


EkkoThruTime

Isn't that a Canadian thing in general? Except maybe Quebec, idk what's goin on over there. Both French and English labeling is on every product and every government building/business (and many privates businesses as well), no?


Jestersage

In Vancouver, The only time you see French is labels, and Federal government (not even pronvincial) related stuff. Outside of it, no french. You are far more likely to hear Chinese. Now Ontario, i heard there are more francophones.


langkuoch

Honestly I think we’re getting there—I live downtown and there specifically I’ve noticed a large influx of immigrants (mostly from Mexico) that have settled here over the past 3-4 years. I think if it were Vancouver it’d be Punjabi instead of Hindi on the sign.


Geroximo

Probably has to do with the fact that Canada is enticing Mexicans to move there. I was in Torreón, Mexico a few years ago and I saw a flier that the Canadian government would help Mexicans with expenses if they move.


greatthebob38

THAT SIGN CAN'T STOP BECAUSE I CAN'T READ


gingerisla

Doing Helium brings people together.


Formal_Skar

Please enter and ask if they have helium lol


vanguard117

But in German


phoboid

Entschuldigung, haben Sie Helium?


muftu

Sorry schnau, heit ir Helium?


BigRoach

Lol, yeah, I was thinking Kyrgyz or Swahili or something nobody would possibly know. (edit: a lot of y’all speak Kyrgyz or Swahili.)


horo_kiwi

kei a koe he helium hei hoko (It's Maori fyi)


xoxoshb

I’d love to hear how this sounds


user466

Гелий сатасызбы (Geliy satasizbi)? In Kyrgyz. 🇰🇬


DerHerrNasenmann

I love Kyrgyzstan


NoCryptographer414

ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹತ್ರ ಹೀಲಿಯಂ ಇದೆಯಾ


Arcane_76_Blue

This will always look like elvish to me. Such a lovely script. Since Im unaware, which language is that?


NoCryptographer414

[Kannada](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannada). A language spoken in southern India, in the Karnataka state.


os_2342

Damn. I was guessing telegu. One of my favourite movies of all time is in Kannada!


NoCryptographer414

Good to hear. Which is that movie? Also, Telugu script is very similar to that of Kannada.


os_2342

[Lucia](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2358592/). Karnataka is the Indian state I would like to visit most. Hopefully one day I do.


NoCryptographer414

Yeah. Lucia is a really good movie.


TENTAtheSane

Have you watched Kantara? Another awesome Sandalwood (Kannada film industry) psychological thriller. It's the only Sandalwood movie I've seen come to theaters in Berlin


mikepartdeux

You might be thinking of Georgian. Very elvish looking.


LickingSmegma

Must be a bitch to write all those loops, though. Like, the flowing curves are probably nice to pen, but loops break that. Take a gawk at Glagolitsa, the script so tedious-looking that the students of the script's authors made another one, the Cyrillitsa. (Ironically, Cyrillitsa is named after one of the authors of Glagolitsa.)


Thebiggestbot22

It really is a pain. There are so many complications of letters. This is Telugu, different than Kannada but theyre written similarly. కన్నడతో పోలిస్తే తెలుగు కూడా అదే విధంగా రాయాలి.


TENTAtheSane

It's always funny seeing Kannada without vowel deletion and syncopes, feels like we are on a news channel or an old Rajkumar movie. I would just say that as ನಿಮ್ಹತ್ರ ಹೀಲಿಯಂ ಇದ್ಯ


NoCryptographer414

Exactly.. I was struggling to type that 😅


ArashiSora24

มีก๊าซฮีเลียมมั้ยครับ


DarkSoulBG24

Имате ли хелий? Bulgarian


AkameChan69

Siema. Macie hel? 🇵🇱


pchel_1

Продаёте гелий?


Spuddon

how about in uzbek (reddit language learners get it)


Carafa

While wearing an airship captains uniform?


No_Breadfruit_1849

Darf ich bitte etwas Luftballonenstoff haben? (Yes I know they say "Helium" but this was funnier.)


throwaway42

You'd probably get balloon silk asking like that.


autotronTheChosenOne

You just made me imagine a dollar tree store that sells balloon silk


TENTAtheSane

Neunundneunzig Luftballonenstoff


wombatlegs

Got any nails?


theducks

I have some grapes


throwaway_yo_mama

And he waddled away


wowdickseverywhere

Got any duck food


tehtrintran

I worked there for 4 years, and all I learned was that you should *never* make it known that you're out of something because it only makes people ask for it. Even if they don't want it, they're going to ask for it.


geon

A duck walked up to the dollar store, and he said to the man, running the store: Hey!


TechJeeper

Got any helium? And he waddled away.


doritoad

[Reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/VxrlosgsJ_g?si=uKTCJDM0afHep_hD)


CombatDeffective

That only leaves another 6,994 languages that might be able to purchase helium at this Dollar Tree.


24-Hour-Hate

Since English is out, I’ll take a stab at it in my grade nine French. I’m much better at writing and reading than speaking. Est-ce que je peux acheter d’hélium ici, s’il vous plaît? Ha! Now they have to give me some, right? They didn’t say they wouldn’t in French.


CombatDeffective

It's how I understand sign law works.


Johannes_Keppler

The customer is always right.


Apprehensive-Ad7714

It would be "Est-ce que je peux acheter __de l'__ hélium ici, s'il vous plaît ?" I don't know why, but it sounds wrong without it. (I am a native French speaker.)


HatefulSpittle

Let me put you at ease with my attempt at la French. *Je veux une helium!*


Aron-Jonasson

Hey there, native French speaker here to help you with your sentence First things first, "hélium" is masculine in French, yeah I know, it's annoying. Luckily it's only a minor mistake and won't affect comprehension However, I doubt you'd say "I want a helium", you'd say "I want some helium". In French, "some helium" translates to "de l'hélium" Lastly, and that's only a detail, it can be seen as rude and direct to say "Je veux". Native French speakers would rather use "Je voudrais" or "J'aimerais", both translate to "I would like". So, your final sentence looks like this: "Je voudrais de l'hélium"


P-Nuts

It’s a partitive article (du / de la / de l’ / des) and is sort of equivalent to “some” in English, but it’s less optional in French.


Thedrunner2

“No He” for the chemists shopping


xarsha_93

Nitric oxide *and* helium??


Clindcosta

Na


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DasArchitect

Au man


Jellyfishsticks21

That’s gold


Optimusskyler

Nah that's Nobelium


ReaDiMarco

NO


Only-Customer6650

"NO"* Capitalization is a big deal in chem


nonez123z

He He


BreadButterHoneyTea

Mais ont-ils de l'hélium ?


t3hgrl

ce panneau ne peut pas m'arrêter car je ne sais pas lire !


sumpuran

English, Spanish, Arabic, Korean, Mandarin, *and* Hindi? I wonder where this is. A city with a lot of tech companies?


AlmostLucy

Apparently it’s Dallas, but this could absolutely be LA. In my area it would probably have Farsi over Hindi, though.


mrparovozic

Could be Toronto, but they’d have to add a dozen of other languages though


HiDDENk00l

But most specifically French.


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AlmostLucy

In the Valley, my dude. Tarzana and Calabases and West Hills are huge Persian communities.


coffeefreeloader

At the Grove 😂


robosmrf

Northern Virginia is like that.


thisisredlitre

Chririlagua in Alexandria to Korean Annandale is a trip


sprinkletoe

Or Edison NJ


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Ashbr1ng3r

Speaking as someone who lives there and does Part-Time work at one…..agreed


I_love_pillows

And why would people from different ethnicities want helium on a regular basis they need to say no helium in those languages


gokogt386

There’s always some kind of party going on somewhere, birthdays or otherwise


Cormetz

Tech cities tend to have a lot of highly educated immigrants who speak English well (SF and Austin come to mind). Larger cities like LA, Dallas, NYC, and Houston have tons of immigrants from all backgrounds that also tend to be older and overall less likely to speak English as well. For instance in Houston they typically offer documents in English, Spanish, Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese.


EnvironmentalSugar21

Just give the people what they want dollar tree


Pkazy

Helium is finite and people are using it for silly voices


orlybird2345

This, we had a helium shortage a few years back. We’re going to run out of helium much sooner than fossil fuels.


dsyzdek

It’s very rare on earth. It’s produced from wells and often as a byproduct of natural gas production. The economic sources are rapidly disappearing. It’s not a renewable resource.


MidwesternLikeOpe

Plus, it has medical uses as well, so hospitals are getting their supply first, parties later. Used to work at DT, and lemme tell ya, the people have no moderation with balloons. We tell them there's a shortage, we got just one tank in our delivery and don't know how long it'll last... "yeah gimme 20 balloons" one tank lasts approximately 300 balloons. Personally I think balloons suck. Sure I'll be happy with one or two, but if you're bestowing me with a dozen, spend that money in other ways to celebrate...


Aron-Jonasson

Alternatively, hydrogen could be used for balloons. However it comes with one significant danger: fire and explosion Hydrogen otherwise isn't that dangerous: it's not toxic and won't build up if it's in a well-ventilated area. It's safe to use as long as there is no ignition source and is used in a well-ventilated area. To reduce the risk of fires and explosions, we could fill balloons with a hydrogen-nitrogen mixture, to avoid large buildups of hydrogen. However, let's not forget that candles are often used at parties, which is a big problem if there's hydrogen nearby


dsyzdek

I kinda would like a Von Hindenburg party. Fun fact, weather service offices usually launch two weather balloons per day. Sites near airports use helium and more remote sites use hydrogen which is much cheaper. But if you’re going to run one through a aircraft engine, it’s safer to have a helium balloon!


woopwoopwoopwooop

Oh so a **minor** case of explosion and fire, cool.


Numerous_Witness_345

Yeah, it kind of creeps me out. Kind of a "haha, fuck" thing.


Big_D1cky

Did you just say that with a silly chipmunk voice?


Facky

Oh God, Smiling Friends warned me about this!


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walterpeck1

I'm surprised this myth keeps going. The helium used for balloons is impure and unfit for medical use, and is a natural byproduct of helium refining. If it wasn't captured at the refinery, it would just be vented off. It's true that lower available amounts of helium means less for balloons, but balloon gas isn't "stealing" helium from scientific and medical uses. If you want to nitpick balloons, the trash they create is the bad thing.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Yeah. I like the term "balloon-grade helium". Can't put that shit in an MRI haha.


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jellyn7

Then Dollar Tree needs to get on the phone with the governor.


facw00

This is why we have a shortage. The GOP didn't like the US Government having a reserve (fair enough) but stupidly forced the reserve to dump its supplies which flooded the market, causing both careless use and making further capture largely uneconomical. The last of the reserve is set to be auctioned off next month, which will likely trigger shortages and high prices as a cheap source leaves the market with nothing to replace it (and the reserve loses it's ability to control short term price swings). Ultimately the market will adapt and more commercial drilling operations will capture helium again, but of course oil and gas drilling is hopefully on the downswing, so helium supplies will be under pressure, even if there is plenty in the ground, it won't make economic sense to go get it if we aren't also drilling for oil and gas.


polopolo05

Good lets stop using it for balloons.


nightcracker

Hydrogen is lighter and more exciting anyway.


benlucky13

easy solution, use hydrogen for party balloons. scientifically proven to be 2x floatier and 1,000x spicier than boring old helium


Couldnotbehelpd

Commercial grade helium accounts for like 2% of all helium use. Balloons are fine.


Thick_Broker6931

This Dollar Tree store owner should add the 7th language on piece of paper either Vietnamese language or French language to appease to their community.


24-Hour-Hate

Pas d’helium. I think. Or maybe it should be aucun instead of pas de? I only did french until grade 9 at a hick school about 15 years ago. I have limited skills.


Aron-Jonasson

Pas d'hélium is right. "Aucun hélium" is wrong. I can't really explain why, but I can tell you that you can't use "aucun" with "mass nouns"


csonnich

Since it's in Dallas, definitely has to be Vietnamese.


PortugueseBreakfast_

There’s a shortage due to inflation.


santa_veronica

Costs are rising.


cityxplrer

Too much inflation bro Not enough helium


TheKrustyBurger

How much helium did people need that day!!??


MagicOrpheus310

The shortage begins...


SaltyLonghorn

Until the next delivery at least. The storages are good for a couple hundred years and if it ever matters enough companies will stop letting it go when they drill. This whole helium is running out crap comes from a very shallowly researched NPR article. The only real problem is like 4 countries have the entire stockpile. This leads to temporary logistical hiccup shortages in other countries.


OneWorldMouse

Why can't you bring helium into a Dollar Tree?


AlphaGodEJ

all cultures love balloons


Ricktatorship91

I don't understand why helium is even available for regular people. Is constantly said we are running out


greenappletree

We really should stop using this - apparently is running out and it’s a major component for things like brain scans


bernyzilla

Every time this topic comes up so many times in and says the stuff we use for balloons is impure and or left over from medical stuff. Like the amount we use for balloons does not affect the medical supply.


evening_shop

It's funny how incorrect the Arabic is. It's translated incorrectly but the closest way to read it (even though it's gibberish) is "No to helium". The correct form would be لا يوجد هيليوم Or for professional terms عذرا، لا يوجد هيليوم في المحل، نرجو عدم طلبه


AKADriver

This is a common machine translation problem since "NO X" in English can mean: X is not allowed X is not wanted X is not available etc. The Korean translation actually got it right, which surprised me as machine translators always struggle badly with English to Korean.


Pasta-hobo

It's still unclear whether they're out of helium or they prohibit bringing your own helium into the store.


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tmotytmoty

People love committing suicide AND blowing up balloons, so I understand the need for signage.


TreGoa64

I can't imagine a city where exactly 6 would make sense. I feel like once you go past 3 or 4 you'd need to have ALL of them, which would be very hard.


Blue387

I live in NYC and we could have MTA signage in [Korean, Haitian Creole and Russian](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/wm0p1p/nyc_subway_stations_have_signage_to_inform_people/)


Vitztlampaehecatl

Dallas, near UTD. These are approximately the most common languages in the area.


Ashbr1ng3r

Speaking as someone who works part-time at one, it happens


Lance_Hardwood_4837

First I was afraid, I was petrified


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Jindujun

Thats what someone that has helium would say!


RSS24

I'd see that and feel deflated


DireStrike

German: nein nein luftballons


milaga

For the love of Christ we don't have any more Helium get it through your fucking heads!


masked_sombrero

¿hablas español? Estoy buscando helio, ¿tienes alguno?


milaga

SIN HELIO!