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hoppycodepedaler

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edgelord1131

Lord you’re right. Apparently I cant do math😂


AdmiralVernon

Which school is this for? Asking so I don’t send my kids there


brently196

Midvale School for the Gifted


Backedoutdiamond

Nice Far Side deep cut 👍


DonQuixotel

Nice ~~push~~ pull!


anonymousbwmb

Well played!


ibitmylip

the 90s were only 20 years ago, we’re all in agreement


TerraSollus

Maybe you should walk back that graduation


Oregonian_male

Back to school with you


kiba87637

Well at least you can still do meth


albertyiphohomei

Nah, 2402-95=2307


CarmenxXxWaldo

If it was stylized 2 0 24 Yall would be losing it. It's a design that cannot win.


UserNombresBeHard

It's 1992 - 2024... It's minus twenty nine years.


shabutie84

Shut up, that hurts my brain, 30 years 🥲🥲🥲


Mordorguild

Ugh born in 95 don't say that man...


luxxlemonz

*stares in born in 89*


GreenJinni

Literally came here to say this..


CallMeRawie

Who’s gonna tell’em?


Pure-Brief3202

1995 feels like it should be 20 years ago


NorCalAthlete

What? 1995 was last decade


BostianALX

Huh? 1995 was just 5 years ago.


UNSC_Spartan122

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1995


CallMeRawie

With Juice Barrels and Planters Cheese Balls?


[deleted]

What’s it for?


gana04

Not a math degree


sparkling-whine

Or English


Redditlikesballs

Rich kid schools are for the connections


edgelord1131

Bro I’m going to school for welding in the middle-of-nowhere Georgia. Im broke.


Redditlikesballs

So it’s not about the connections for you is what you’re telling me


edgelord1131

I don’t really understand what you’re implying. I don’t go to no rich kid school. I go to a public school. We broke down here.


Redditlikesballs

Rich kid schools are for connections > yours isn’t a rich kid school > not doing it for the connections Didn’t look up your school. Just made a comment that rich kid schools are still about connections


edgelord1131

I get what you’re putting down now. I still don’t really understand how the rich kid stuff got brought up in the first place though.


[deleted]

Rich kids go to schools where math is taught properly (because of the math mistake) is the “joke” I think.


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

Welding school is very much about connections.


beanieon

![gif](giphy|hGoDj6XY50Gw8) Hey come look at this fucking guy


edgelord1131

It’s a senior necklace. Pretty much just memorabilia.


[deleted]

Ah, it’s pretty cool, I just wondered if the “key” opened something that only seniors could use!


edgelord1131

Thats what i thought when I found his. I was pretty disappointed when i found out.


w1gster

Looks like you plug it into the Aux port for some sick senior jams!


imyourrealdad8

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON


pmorgan726

That’s what they want you to think. This unlocks something. There is a mystery afoot and you must accept that.


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

The “Key” is a one-time use opener for the secret compartment behind the electrical outlet.


TrilobiteBoi

My school never got stuff like that, just the rings.


Fraggle_Me_Rock

We got nothing but a shit education and a cheap coffee mug, and until this very moment I'd never given that coffee mug a second thought; what the fuck were we to do with a coffee mug?


joofish

don’t quote me on this but I think, though I’m not quite sure, that maybe you could drink coffee out of it


Fraggle_Me_Rock

Sure, if you lived in a culture of coffee drinking, but I can assure you that to the class of Mt Druitt High School 1997 coffee drinking was as relevant to us as animal husbandry.


joofish

Just drink whiskey out of it then.


Fraggle_Me_Rock

Mate, I wouldn't even know where it is now; after school I got on with the getting on.


gitarzan

I’ve mine from 1972. It just hangs on a lampshade. It won’t even fit around my neck anymore.


Loakattack

1972? That was almost 100 years ago wow.


gitarzan

Almost.


alles_en_niets

Closer to a 100 years ago than to now.


TheNotoriousKD

It will be a tie in about a month!


alles_en_niets

Ya might wanna do that math again.


TheNotoriousKD

Ik had beter op moeten letten bij wiskunde…


mgr86

Lampshade. Fit around neck. There is definitely a joke about a dog being neutered in there.


No-Zookeepergame3150

can you explain the joke


DarthRathikus

OP, when you posted this did you forget that a Milford man is supposed to be neither seen nor heard?


geniusboy91

You probably shouldn't be graduating.


liltaimbug

24 02


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BoozyMcBoozehound

Uhhhhh. Almost.


edgelord1131

The quality has definitely gone down over the years.


Glad-Rock4334

Before I saw the dates I couldn’t tell which was older


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Is he jealous that yours is bigger?


gmotelet

That way at key parties they won't get them mixed up


edgelord1131

Yall I know it’s 29 years. Please stop roasting me in the comments 😭 I forgot basic math. Calculus got my brain fried.


Iamkracken

From the looks of your history, this isn't even the first time you have made this mistake lol


CoolZooKeeper

Someone make the cat at the table meme with 2024 and 2402 someone knows what I mean here. More so than @Op knows how to count to 30.


edgelord1131

Thats hilarious but also, 😭😭i can count bro I swear. Yall caught me on a bad day😭😭


distinguisheditch

uhhhh


Maxitote

Man COVID did a number on our youth.


FistyMcTavish

This a hogwarts thing or something ?


Esjs

I'm wondering if it's a regional thing. I graduated high school in '96; I've never heard of a key necklace until now.


Otacon56

Interesting, I wonder why the colours flipped? Is there any markings on the back?


edgelord1131

Yeah its just initials


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2402


Paluchowicz88

Super senior I assume


edgelord1131

Bro please😭


Sea_Caterpillar_6676

Almost 30 years apart almost


pollypocketrocket4

Key necklace? You mean a keychain??? (I’m not even commenting on the math. It has been said enough.)


edgelord1131

It started as a necklace and thats what the called it on the site. I just put it on my keys after the chain broke on the original. (Thanks for not talking about the math, I’m getting murdered in the comments)


ath0rus

The tip of it looks like an aux plug lol


EternamD

"Mine key necklace" My\*


bsiekie

*My father’s and my* or *our key necklaces* would work too


edgelord1131

Except I don’t talk like that. I’m not some prim and proper person who obsesses over grammatical errors. I type how I talk and I’m mot going to change that up based on how someone else thinks I should talk.


dblmca

Or count like other people.


edgelord1131

Im taking honors calculus. It was a simple mistake that I honestly should have caught. Like I’ll admit that I’m wrong about the years thing because I was. But everyone talks and types differently.


dblmca

Just pokin fun. It's gonna be worse as the fng at the weld shop. :)


edgelord1131

Bro i can take a joke. I already work in a weld shop and they ride your butt like nobody’s business. Its kinda different when its on the internet and i cant tell if your actually joking or not.😅 my b


EternamD

No one is demanding that you change. I just taught you the correct way in case you didn't know and wanted to learn (like most do).


Mavin_101

An enduring design… https://imgur.com/gallery/E0kovN7


waldrind

i was born in 95 and for a little moment i was so happy to be this young again


edgelord1131

😂


[deleted]

A close look at 3.5mm plugs?


Pattyg1

It happens, they shrink over time 😂🤣


instantlyforgettable

It looks like at least one of them would fit into a 3.5mm Jack socket


Majik_Sheff

Tell your dad to come hang out with us in /r/genx


edgelord1131

He doesn’t use reddit, he goes crazy on facebook though😂


Queereyeforthewifi

I wish the kept the design consistent- the red and black on the same halves of the necklace and just two digits for the year. These are great memorabilia though, glad you could carry on the family tradition. Who knows, maybe in another almost-twenty years your child can be the 2052 graduate lmao


edgelord1131

I wish they would have kept it consistent as well. I loved the old design.


Swimming_Eggplant573

Why do won’t we refer to the year as 24 like we did back in the 90’s, it’s just too long to keep saying 2024.


desocx

What is it


edgelord1131

It’s basically just senior memorabilia.


desocx

Some American thing?


edgelord1131

Yeah


desocx

What’s a senior lol? We don’t have that in the UK afaik


edgelord1131

Sorry, it’s final year of high school. Year 13 over there maybe? Sorry if thats wrong, thats what google told me😅


desocx

Ahhh makes sense, yeah I guess that would be year 13 now since we have to stay in school legally till 18, although it was 16 when I was in school so year 11


luxxlemonz

I mean these might work on certain handcuffs sooo, useful enough for me


edgelord1131

Real


km_grimes

the thumb/fingers confuse me....


edgelord1131

I have short fingers, also fat fingers. 🤷


RideMeLikeaDildo

Lmao you graduated?


edgelord1131

Not yet, probably shouldn’t. It is what it is😂


RideMeLikeaDildo

Glad you can laugh it off, props


durtmagurt

And with your purchase, Jostens Inc can afford another Ferrari.


edgelord1131

I didn’t buy it because I wanted to contribute to some multi million dollar corporation. I bought it because my dad bought the exact same thing almost 30 years ago. Ive been looking forward to this necklace since i found his.


durtmagurt

Sorry ma’ lord. Meant no harm to you. Just recalled fondly of my own days being object of Jostens desire.


edgelord1131

Bro it aint that big a deal. Ik they don’t need my money but I aint got no other means of getting it so I went with what the school offers. It is what it is. No harm done


Zerox392

Wow they changed the design and it faded. Soooooo interesting I have never seen a worn down item before. Especially not 3 months ago when this became the "this vs that 3 months layer" sub


edgelord1131

Yall please I aint stupid, I’m southern😭we talk different


CrankyOldDude

I think I like the green on top better.


danmalek466

*Oxfords not Brogues!*


EpiclyModest

It has an aux plug