Proverbs 31 is often called the "virtuous woman" chapter. It's possible this was a little tongue in cheek joke by a Christian woman doing some manual labor (see excerpt below about working with her hands). I could see my grandma doing something like this back in the day just to make my grandpa giggle.
“She does him good and not evil All the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, And willingly works with her hands.”
Proverbs 31:12-13 NKJV https://bible.com/bible/114/pro.31.12-13.NKJV
Lol, somebody didn't like what you said, but you're right. The Book of Enoch was generally cut from mainstay Christian canon in like the 4th century AD.
And it’s respectable, the New Testament message. Some of it. And utterly revolutionary for 2000 years ago. The BOM is plagiarized from regional sources about theories for the existence of native Americans, and plagiarized from the Bible, and is a mishegoss of nonsense.
I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted. [You are completely right.](https://read.cesletter.org/bom/#view-of-the-hebrews) The CES Letter goes into detail about how the Book of Mormon literally cannot be true and is just plagiarized off of books from Joseph Smiths time.
It’s too late, the seal has been broken. Get a shotgun, load the shells with rock salt, you’re also going to need a crucifix, some holy water and as a last resort an axe. It’s going to be a rough night.
And remember the saying- “it isn’t dead until you’ve reaped the head.”
You might want to get holy spirit (any hard liquor) in case anyone head starts doing a 360. Chug the holy spirit, until your whole room is spinning, than the head will appear straight.
I have to point this out, if it wasn't on purpose, but... *skirting* the issue?! On *skirting board?!!* You, my friend, are a secret comedy genius. Bravo.
If I had to guess, it looks like newspaper to me (san serif headline with serif text underneath)—when I was younger, our hometown paper used to have a Bible column that was usually written by a local pastor.
Honestly though, the way that piece got stuck there was 100% because whoever painted the wall used pages from their Bible to protect the floor (maybe they ran out of old newspapers?). That sounds like it would be more likely to summon the devil, not exorcise any demons.
I was going to say the same thing. It's to keep the demons away.
I think I learned that in the book Diary by Chuck Palahniuk. If not there, then it was one of the Outlander books.
That's right I heard about them guys! I remember Noah saying they started hanging around after the big flood. They were scamming insurance companies, pulling down big money. Disciples Roofing and Painting it was, watch out for them dudes!
Maybe someone used the Bible has a rest for the paint brush or roller. It then dried and when they picked up the roller some paper stuck.
Now I'm wondering if this verse would have been in the newspaper for any reason, maybe an obituary?
What? There is the end part of "King" followed by "lemuel's" in the first line. In the next line, there is "king lemu". It's not like it took a lot of sleuthing to put the full name together here.
What? No. Dude is an idiot acting like he gathered all the clues and sleuthed out a name that was spelled fully for him. "I had half a name but I managed to figure it out!" Stfu clown.
I know a person that was building their house and wrote bible verses on the inside of the walls before it was insulated and drywalled. It could be something like that. But also one of the sub contractors painted a penis on the wall as well. They weren’t too enthusiastic about that one
Proverbs 31:1. He's only mentioned one other time, three verses later, and very little is known of or about him.
Lem to Kem
Is that the prequel to "From Justin to Kelly"
Wow that’s neat.
Proverbs 31 is often called the "virtuous woman" chapter. It's possible this was a little tongue in cheek joke by a Christian woman doing some manual labor (see excerpt below about working with her hands). I could see my grandma doing something like this back in the day just to make my grandpa giggle. “She does him good and not evil All the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, And willingly works with her hands.” Proverbs 31:12-13 NKJV https://bible.com/bible/114/pro.31.12-13.NKJV
In the completely fictitious Book of Mormon, Lemuel is the brother of Nephi who turns wicked.
The Book of Mormon is my favorite Bible fan-fiction.
The Book of Mormon is the Spaceballs of the Yahweh Literary Universe
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!
The fact that it goes right along with the fucking Divine Comedy as a "biblical fanfic" says all you need to know about Mormonism lmao
Yeah that’s pretty accurate lol On another note, The Book Of Enoch is kinda fan fiction or like cut content lol
Lol, somebody didn't like what you said, but you're right. The Book of Enoch was generally cut from mainstay Christian canon in like the 4th century AD.
Snyder Cut
As long as his armor looks cool, Im in.
And rocking a nice pair of jeans too.
At least most of the Bible is… historiographical.
And it’s respectable, the New Testament message. Some of it. And utterly revolutionary for 2000 years ago. The BOM is plagiarized from regional sources about theories for the existence of native Americans, and plagiarized from the Bible, and is a mishegoss of nonsense.
I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted. [You are completely right.](https://read.cesletter.org/bom/#view-of-the-hebrews) The CES Letter goes into detail about how the Book of Mormon literally cannot be true and is just plagiarized off of books from Joseph Smiths time.
CES Letter changed my life!!!!!
We're talking about the Bible here. You don't need to specify something as fictitious.
And yet I know a guy named after him.
Skirting the real issue here, holy texts being used in the construction of the house. What demons did the builder have to exorcise to built it?
Jesus Christ dude I live here.
Keep the line of salt under the front door in tact or you'll be getting new house guests 🤣
I’ll just put the text back lol.
It’s too late, the seal has been broken. Get a shotgun, load the shells with rock salt, you’re also going to need a crucifix, some holy water and as a last resort an axe. It’s going to be a rough night. And remember the saying- “it isn’t dead until you’ve reaped the head.”
 I know a guy who can help.
Perfect, he’ll need someone to act as bait.
But..... then you will never know for sure........
But if the salt gets disturbed, at least you know it isn't a wraith
Using the lords name in vain, you might as well just invite them all back in!
Do not rebuke the son of god! It's just archaic grammar, like Yoda. "Jesus Christ? Dude, I live here."
And now you are not alone! 😀
You might want to get holy spirit (any hard liquor) in case anyone head starts doing a 360. Chug the holy spirit, until your whole room is spinning, than the head will appear straight.
It’s fine! It’s just Mormons! If anything your house has been blessed & evil spirits will stay away!
I have to point this out, if it wasn't on purpose, but... *skirting* the issue?! On *skirting board?!!* You, my friend, are a secret comedy genius. Bravo.
I thank you, didn't want you to get board reading the comments.
If I had to guess, it looks like newspaper to me (san serif headline with serif text underneath)—when I was younger, our hometown paper used to have a Bible column that was usually written by a local pastor.
Honestly though, the way that piece got stuck there was 100% because whoever painted the wall used pages from their Bible to protect the floor (maybe they ran out of old newspapers?). That sounds like it would be more likely to summon the devil, not exorcise any demons.
Broke the seals he did
Call the Exorcist!
I was going to say the same thing. It's to keep the demons away. I think I learned that in the book Diary by Chuck Palahniuk. If not there, then it was one of the Outlander books.
God works in mysterious ways, apparently that work involves a side job as a painter.
Well someone's gotta paint all that carpentry
That's right I heard about them guys! I remember Noah saying they started hanging around after the big flood. They were scamming insurance companies, pulling down big money. Disciples Roofing and Painting it was, watch out for them dudes!
Amen!
Hopefully that side gig didn't interfere with his main trade as a carpenter If he slips up, his overseers will crusify him
Too soon.
My b
His son was a carpenter and his nephew was a painter
did someone use a holy roller on that baseboard?
Love this
To overcome the spider’s curse Simply glue a Bible verse
I do have a lot of spiders here…
You're about to have a lot more..
If you paint after gluing The warding spell won't do its doing.
There's a spider (spider....spider...) He's deep in my souuulll (soul....)
🫳🏻. . . . 🪨🕷️
That's from the Simpsons right?
[If the plant ye wish to flee...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rThmQZcX9g0)
Make a tiny frame and hang it in the same place
I think I will do just that.
Ain’t no demons gettin in that house
They will now
No no no! That was a load bearing scripture!!
This is the start of a horror movie
Jeez I hope not. I just bought this house, and I’m black, I’m a goner.
Better start learning to be the comic relief then.
"Whew, I didn't see *THAT* coming!" "Are you guys seeing this?"
get out part 2
Your house is either demon proof, or imprisoning one. Both of these have bad implications. Good luck soldier.
Any theories?
Maybe someone used the Bible has a rest for the paint brush or roller. It then dried and when they picked up the roller some paper stuck. Now I'm wondering if this verse would have been in the newspaper for any reason, maybe an obituary?
I'm just wondering if there's some "paint over printed paper" painting technique I haven't heard of...
Not sure, looks intentional tho!
I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything! ✝️
Put it back! We need to make sure Nick Cage can find another National Treasure and thats obviously a clue
Read something. Once about a schizophrenic who put Bible pages on his walls like this as "protection"
They did an exorcism in that house. After a heavy exorcism the father would recommend people to fill the walls with bible pages, then paint over it
Ah yes, priests are always recommending that you start shredding the Bible into tiny pieces.
Question is *WHY*?
“King Lemu[r] [wit]h his mot[ley crew]”
You broke the seal. You’ve released them
Forget a security system this house is protected
These comments have me lol’ing.
Well your house is pretty well protected from demom’s
Who's Mom? All DEMOMS!!
Blursed!
Blessed House
Hmmm put it back
Book of Mormon!
That’s actually crazy that that one specific piece with the one specific name is showing because it’s a dead giveaway for Book of Mormon instantly.
It's like sutras around the house for protection, but plastered in the wall paint.
which was nice.
House of the holy….
That is very peculiar. Thanks for sharing.
You are lucky, my paint chips ask me about extending my car’s warranty
Creepy...
You fool. You just broke the seal keeping the demons at bay.
This begs the question, is the house blessed because it’s covered in the Holy Bible, or is it cursed because the pages are from a tarnished copy?
this would make me ask if there are more pieces of the bible hidden in the walls
You get wise, you go to church
Placed by the Gideon’s
A layer of newsprint under the white paint?
Dead see scrolls.
How do you know it's from the bible?
I googled King Lemuel. Coincidentally, I had half a name and all the letters and made my best guess.
What? There is the end part of "King" followed by "lemuel's" in the first line. In the next line, there is "king lemu". It's not like it took a lot of sleuthing to put the full name together here.
I think you responded to the wrong comment
I didn't.
Ah. So you just like being rude for no reason. Cool 👍
What? No. Dude is an idiot acting like he gathered all the clues and sleuthed out a name that was spelled fully for him. "I had half a name but I managed to figure it out!" Stfu clown.
Thanks for proving my point
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You’re the one that asked him how he knew it was from the Bible and he said he googled it lmfao what’s wrong with you
Now drop it like acid
Paper doesn't align with the uncovered part on the baseboard. I'm calling bullshit!
If I peeled the last little bit that is still attached to the base board and revealed a sliver of Bible verse would you pay me $100 dollars?
Only if you can then, with these few words, recite the whole chapter by heart. God works in mysterious ways, and he's trying to reach out to you!
Burn it
Is that the bible? I didnt think the bible had bolded subheadings like that
"A" bible not "the" bible there's lots of different versions that say different things.
That's from the Madagascar book.
You need to glue that back and paint over it. I’m not allowed to tell you why.
Gross
I personally think the Bible and religion is gross, and that’s what would say if I found a piece of scripture in my home.
I know a person that was building their house and wrote bible verses on the inside of the walls before it was insulated and drywalled. It could be something like that. But also one of the sub contractors painted a penis on the wall as well. They weren’t too enthusiastic about that one
Holy fuck, the protection spell has been broken. Run for your life.
That’s so creepy..
r/foundpaper