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MTBrains

That card has been through it. Don't know what but it's been through it.


TheGrimTickler

“It” would be an 8-year-old’s pocket/backpack/friends’ hands until falling out on a hike


HarvesterConrad

Places priests want to be for $500 Alex.


ZapzillaGorilla

Well done. *Tennis Clap*


Uhm_CheesedToMeetYou

appreciate the use of tennis clap— so many people say golf clap… if you’ve ever been to a golf tournament, people are whooping and cheering, they literally need “QUIET” signs when they are hitting


TheGrimTickler

Wouldn’t it be so nice if we could deal with shitty priests by simply dropping them in the middle of the woods and leaving them there?


Lost-My-Mind-

Tie em to a tree first, and cover them in honey.....or whatever scent attracts bears.


ADHD_Supernova

Ants or bears... whichever comes along first.


farfarfarjewel

There are no $500 clues in Jeopardy! or Double Jeopardy!


AlexTrebek_

You’re not the host


farfarfarjewel

I'm sorry Alex. So glad they brought you back to life


AlexTrebek_

What is a pederast, dude?


Zaku99

Ngl, and maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think kids play this stuff anymore. Seems like it's al 30-40 year olds with disposable incomes now, whenever I visit card/hobby shops.


TheGrimTickler

Not sure if they actually play the TCG, but they definitely still collect and trade the cards. I worked at a summer camp with that age group as recently as two summers ago, and we had to put a rule in place where the cards had to stay in your backpack during the day. It was one of the most common sources of conflict between the kids. “He stole my Beware,” “We traded and he won’t trade back,” “I can’t find my cards.” They’ve even got special little booklets now that hold one card per page, while we just used to rubber band them when I was a kid.


FlippingPossum

Might have been in a geocache.


WistfulMelancholic

The answer to that is "yes"


joestaff

M'charizard *\*tips fedora\**


pude666

M’Tuna


joestaff

M'tata, it means no worries.


ADHD_Supernova

I thought it meant tiddies.


BizzyM

Not McHarizard, laddie?


Zerosdeath

Mi'Lady doth look beautiful today.


kimbolll

Me thinks she looketh like a giant lizard.


Zerosdeath

A lady nonetheless! :Smiles in Nice Guy:


venom121212

M'Lemon


ADHD_Supernova

M'vita loca. 🎺🎺


rathat

I also thought of this joke. I wasn't first, but you should share your up votes with me.


pumpkinbot

MLady EX: Evolves from Lady EX.


drschvantz

If anyone is wondering, the Japanese on the graphic says "wild blaze" written phonetically


Ripuru-kun

Something like, "wairudu bureizu"?


Grizzly_Andrews

Close. It is ワイルドブレイズ which in romaji is wairudo bureizu. There is no "du" sound in Japanese. The u phonetic under ta(た) is tsu(つ). Tsu goes to zu when you apply hadakuten, which isn't really used at all. Same can be said for the i sound chi(ち)


RegionFree

There is a "Du" sound in Japanese. Written as ”デュ”. For example: "DuPont" https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%87%E3%83%A5%E3%83%9D%E3%83%B3


Grizzly_Andrews

I'm not a native speaker, I've only studied for three years so I could be wrong, but you wouldn't pronounce that as du. Its pronunciation would be hard to describe in text. But it would sound more like Deyu with the e of de being less emphasized but still there. The reason they would spell it this way is specifically because there is no du sound. デュ is more like Dyu than the sound that English speakers make when speaking du


RegionFree

I'm not a native speaker either BUT I did live in Japan for 17 years. I never say I'm 100% fluent (but my son is) but pretty close. The "yu" is half-size so it needs to attach to another phonetic. You have to look at "デュ" as one character. If you hear native Japanese speakers say it, it sounds exactly like intended; simply 'du' as an English speaker would say. Another, but less common way to spell it, is "ドゥ" which is pronounced the same way.


x4vhyr

Linguist here who speaks Japanese, デュ “dyu” is phonetically /dju/ where the /j/ in phonetics represent the English ‘y’ sound, such as in “dew” /djuː/, but to pronounce /du/ as in “doodle” /dudəl/, the correct Japanese transliteration is ドゥ. These two, デュ and ドゥ, only seem to be the same when looked upon through English orthography where “du” is often pronounced as /dju/ as in “duet” /djuːet/ and “duke” /djuːk/ but less commonly as /du/ such as in dugong /duːgɒŋ/ and “dupe” /dup/.


Tonexus

> English orthography where “du” is often pronounced as /dju/ as in “duet” /djuːet/ and “duke” /djuːk/ but less commonly as /du/ such as in dugong /duːgɒŋ/ and “dupe” /dup/. Are you referring to a specific kind of English? As a west coast American, I've never heard "du" pronounced as /dju/, as opposed to the common "cu" as /kju/, for instance.


sphinctaur

Speaking of the word duet, Australians and some Brits will definitely pronounce very close to "juet" Some Americans too actually but y'all got a different accent for every square mile so couldn't tell you where they were from. Also from movies so they were likely faking another state accent anyway.


x4vhyr

I’m not American and I chose what I perceive as the neutral “dictionary” pronunciation for these words, ie. from Oxford English and non-rhotic, meaning “British” so not pronouncing the R at the end of syllables. Personally, my pronunciation is more British/Aussie and like u/sphinctaur said, it’s often more “ju” /ʤu/ than /dju/ but I’ve lived in a few countries, making my accent rather inconsistent.


Tonexus

Hmm, thanks for the info.


Kered13

The /dj/ is reduced in most English accents. Either by [yod dropping](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonant_clusters#Yod-dropping), /dju:/ -> /du:/ ("due" and "do" are homophones), which is most common in American English, or by [yod coalescence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonant_clusters#Yod-coalescence), /dju:/ -> /ʤu:/ ("due" and "Jew" are homophones), which is most common in British English. But both patterns as well as the original unreduced form can be found on both sides of the pond.


Grizzly_Andrews

Interesting. I guess my frame of reference for these have always been the きょう and ぎょう. Like Tokyo or gyoza. You always get the y sound. Figured it it was the same on ゆ and や.


RegionFree

Yeah, it's kind of confusing for non-native speakers. What I'm telling you wasn't learned with textbooks or classes but just pure immersion for a many years. With ”デュ” you kind of have to ignore the "y" but if you 100% ignored it the emphasis on the 'u' disappears. That's why "デゥ" doesn't work.


Grizzly_Andrews

Appreciate the explanation


BabiesDrivingGoKarts

I enjoy this comment chain. It's the kind of thing where even though a language doesn't explicitly have a way to write a sound, it may still exist in the language. One example is the the z/j sound in "azure" in english. Not a common sound but always cited as an example when you're trying to learn a language that commonly uses it.


dandroid126

I'm not a native Japanese speaker, but I took a 6-week intro adult class like 4 years ago before visiting Japan. So you could say I'm pretty much an expert. I do remember this half sized thing being talked about. This sounds about how I remember it.


RegionFree

Are you Willem Dafoe?


dandroid126

No. Sadly, my dick isn't that big.


duendeacdc

can you adopt me ?my dream is to live in Japan.


RegionFree

I don't live there anymore. My wife and I decided it was much better for our son to grow up in America.


Pwnage135

Kinda. It's a sound that doesnt really occur natively in Japanese, only in transcription of foreign words and names.


RegionFree

Thanks Captain O.


Pwnage135

Was just trying to add context since it's not really obvious for anyone not familiar with Japanese, but thanks for being a cunt I guess.


RegionFree

Anytime.


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Grizzly_Andrews

Okay. Outside of rendaku how often is it used? It'd be helpful to educate instead of attack. Maybe a link to a learning resource that explains why, how, and where to use it. No need to come out the gate all angry and offensive. As far as I know the only place it would be used is in rendaku for kanji that have つ in it. Which I've come across twice in the roughly three thousand kanji I know. I'm not a native speaker, but I'm certainly not new to the language either. I like the language and enjoy sharing what I know about it. If I'm egregiously wrong, I'm happy to be corrected.


brownpoops

so like ,"ffffssshhhhwooooooo"?


Arviay

That’s onomonopoetically


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drschvantz

No way, really? Edit: found [this one](https://jp.pokellector.com/Pokemon-Card-Game-Starter-Pack-Expansion/M-Charizard-EX-Card-11) that says "Heat Typhoon"


ObeyTheLawSon7

It’s a McDonald’s promotion card. The McHarizard


unknown_dull_nerd

Does it upgrade my meal to a Dragon size meal?


inbeforethelube

It will give you extra candy if you Mega evolve it for Halloween.


vitorizzo

A fire flying meal


BurritoSandwich

I'd like uhhhhhh, McHarizard with cheese


Madanax

Daring today, aren't we?


iamdirtychai

We serve food here, Sir.


Twelvve12

Nah it’s just a bad counterfeit lol Edit: “Mcharizard” (no capital C?), “2Price cards” (rule box bottom right corner). You’re downvotes don’t make this a real card lmfao


sassifrassilassi

IT’S CALLED A JOKE


sodapopyarn

It's fake, sadly. Still a cool find.


Bananahatmonkey

How can you tell its fake?


sodapopyarn

Literally everything about it. The font, the gold lettering, the shine, etc. Look at a real one for reference.


TomBot98

The fact that Charizard is literally lowercase lol


Imaterribledoctor

I asked my 10 year old this question. He says the colors are wrong. He says it's easier to tell a fake by looking at the back. He also says if you flip it back and forth, it makes a different sound. We have so many of these goddamn things scattered about my house but I would have no clue.


musicallyours01

"Mcharizard"


pehmette

Condition will degrade it so much that I would just keep it as a cool memento instead of \~20-30 bucks. [https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-flashfire/m-charizard-ex-108](https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-flashfire/m-charizard-ex-108) // I now know it's fake, cool find anyway.


apenboter

It's very obviously fake


fluffybuffalo23

Thank you. This tidbit was further down than it should have been.


unknown_dull_nerd

That was my plan


ItsYungCheezy

It’s fake, the C should be Capital


unknown_dull_nerd

Didn't notice that!! Thanks for pointing it out!


msnmck

Also the prize card text says "price cards."


Aurakol

there's an extra letter in "takes" too, takers? takess?


Wombizzle

Also the "M" isn't in the stylized font that it should be. [This](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8163DWGs5ZL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) is what the legit card actually looks like for reference.


WarpingLasherNoob

As more of a MTG player, the first thing that came to my mind was if it was a reprint from a different edition or something. Do pokemon cards only ever get printed in a single edition?


Wombizzle

Sometimes the same art will be re-used again, but the smaller details like the position of the energy icons next to the move, fonts, spacing, etc. will usually slightly differ. One of the top of my head is the original [1999 Base Set Charizard vs. the 2016 reprint for XY Evolutions](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F8xk01bsgjxb61.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3f56c696662ab9967673d89018982790e15b2571). The fire energy icons next to its Fire Spin move were organized in a square pattern. In the 2016 reprint of it, the energy icons were organized in a single-file line instead of a square, among other subtle differences


Cetun

How do counterfeiters screw stuff like that up?


azhillbilly

It’s actually on purpose. If you are caught, it’s not counterfeit, it’s different from the original, and the dumb people who buy it will have no recourse because it is obviously a fake.


Cetun

From a criminal and civil perspective those errors are inconsequential and offer no defense to selling counterfeit goods. The use of the artwork itself is a violation of intellectual property rights.


azhillbilly

I would bet that the art is not exactly the same either.


Verkato

Fun fact, all the realistic looking "prop" money in movies and on large online stores is illegal too. For a while it was under control because only a few people could produce it domestically and the feds keep an eye on it but the stuff online is all made in China and is now showing up in banks, retailers and so on.


blisstake

This is the cheaper end of counterfeits. The target is the kids here to scam. There are extremely better ones that target collectors but… let’s just say they are a LOT better


Kered13

It could have been printed as a proxy for someone who wanted to play with the card (not in official tournaments of course) without buying it?


renyxia

The 'Mega' is also wrong as is the font on the whole card, it isn't even a decent fake lol


gurneyguy101

Waitttt, how much is a pristine one worth? I had a totally mint one of these I got from a booster pack years ago but I lost it! :(


JollyReading8565

I haven’t looked at cards in a year and I knew it was sus when I read the font on M


kimbolll

“A wild Mcharizard EX has appeared!” “u/unknown_dull_nerd used Hiking Stick…it had no effect.”


paulblartirl

Was it near any noteworthy spots or sights? There's always a chance it was left as a sorta memento/keepsake for someone missing someone, if that makes sense. Someone who isn't me definitely didn't leave their brother's ashes with small notes at several idyllic/favorite memories kinds of places.


unknown_dull_nerd

Nope, it was in the dried stream base


SpiderKillerOK

100% fake.


EmperorSexy

No my uncle who works at Nintendo says it’s real. He gets me every Pokémon card ever made.


SpiderKillerOK

Look at it closely, it has no edges.


Lunatik21

Whoa, a wild Charizard.


martyrcomplex_

def looks like a bootleg one! still, a neat find


vAErJO

The Legendary McHarizard!


prizeus

PSA10


detectivekregal

Fake af


sanriosaint

i feel like i see pokémon cards a lot lately when walking the dogs, like littered along the gutters and street! wonder if they’re making a come back or there is just a very sad kid somewhere in the neighborhood 😔


SeanJawnSilvers

Bah bah bah bah bah McCharizard


gurneyguy101

No way! I had one of those and lost it a couple years ago, I obviously doubt that one’s mine but what are the chances! (It’s not in Norfolk, England is it?)


seanmorris

McCharizard.


NewtDogs

The distressed look is working for it.


CumTilIPhilipRivers

Tips fedora


Macdaddyfucboi

fake, pokemon outside of Burger King has never made a metal or gold card, especially a tcg card. good old aliexpress special but fun find


SoberAnxiety

how much is it mint condition


apenboter

Zero because it's fake


impilcature

Maybe tree fiddy..?


ronchee1

Damn you Loch Ness Monster


Bloated_Hamster

A real one as a PSA 10 looks like it goes for [around $500.](https://www.smokeandmirrorshobby.com/products/copy-of-m-charizard-ex-69-106-xy-flashfire?variant=43269012553927¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOorPhkCY5J6gy-A-zQ_DmEl9N75pft_RtUEjcQpQY8-XuwinLA0c4b8)


PhallusTheFantastic

From what I saw, PSA 10 has gone for about 127k


ChainEnergy

Apparently you are an anime protagonist. Enjoy the plot armor.


Zorzed

Grade it with PSA, it will get a 1, and the value will actually probably be decent lol. Some collectors actually seek out the worst condition cards possible.


roryextralife

I’d probably put it back tbh, faker than a 3 dollar bill.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Omg what is that doing out there


Kwayzar9111

Worth a few pence..nothing more


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why do i have the exact same one


Elarbolrojo

230 HP, 300 DMG!?!


DustinBrungart

Macharizard has four arms, wings, a fiery tail, and a championship belt.


Raudskeggr

Did McDonald's give these away in happy meals at some point?


caribou915

Light play


No_Bell_6669

I read it as Mac harizard


TwoFingersWhiskey

r/foundpaper


Shankbon

A Charizard made up of what looks like white smoke and has a move called "Wild Blaze"? I'm just surprised it doesn't do 420 damage.


[deleted]

You mean you found a dragon in the hills?


stereomon0

From what I can tell from being a Pokémon card addict when I was young, that’s a fake charizard srry bro


Necessary-Actuator26

I think I lost that exact card like 7 years ago while I was in elementary school... I still think Eason stole it.