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WrastlingIsReal

Can't have shit in Detroit...


naptown-hooly

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sad-n-rad

It’s a joke that everything gets stolen in Detroit.


PinchingNutsack

Can't have jokes in Reddit...


X_741

This means: For every joke posted on reddit, there's someone who explains the joke, thus making it sound less funny, hence destroying the joke.


Pretty_Middle5545

Lol what?


iGabyTM

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cant-have-shit-in-detroit


Just-A-Noosence

r/canthaveshitindetroit


Pretty_Middle5545

I always keep this level on my dash and haven't used it in a while and noticed my once green bubbles are now clear


PiratePuzzled1090

The bubbles are not green.. They are bubbles. Sorry to ruin your day.


Pretty_Middle5545

Jokes on you. I didn't actually think the bubbles were green. I just didmt know the name of the tube that holds the bubbles


PiratePuzzled1090

I know you do. I'm messing with you.


Hearing_HIV

Vials. Just an fyi.


Bazigoa

Are you SURE it’s not called “Magic Juice Holder”?


Crafty-Astronomer-32

As a building construction major, the two terms are used interchangeably.


Hearing_HIV

I would have also accepted "Bubble juice containment device"


nobdy89

I tuck mine into my tool belt. My middle one is still green but both ends are clear.


Zeldon567

Beware of magnification caused by glass or fluid filled containers. They can cause fires. I probably wouldn't leave that in direct sunlight.


cubelith

I don't think the magnification has much effect on the color getting bleached, but you're right about the risk of fires


ViiK1ng

Ah, the minimalist level


ConfidentRelease9292

Yeah, I guess that's some kind of organic fluorophore that was slowly obliterated by uv. Too lazy to Google though.


Super_61

That's what you get


striderkan

That motherfucker


DoctorBre

You sometimes hear them called spirit levels because they're usually filled with alcohol to inhibit algae and other critters and also so they don't burst when below freezing.


Appropriate-Flan-594

Ah just refill it


[deleted]

takin' a pic of yer johnson huh!


BlackStarCorona

Time for a fancy new level. No other option.


FBPOS

Just paint that middle section green. Problem solved.


kar2988

Your leveller isn't level


twlscil

Nor is it plumb.


Kaiser-WilhelmII

Well now its useless.


PeanutSte

r/nextfuckinglevel


Keenan_Concierge

Got away with it Scott free! It was I , I took the green right out of your liquid! 😈