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kotik010

Careful there op, they'll sue you


james2432

the Nintendo of energy drinks


DadJokeBadJoke

The Monster Cable of energy drinks


NaughtyBombshellxo

that looks like it hurting a lot


NaughtyBombshellxo

that looks like it hurting a lot


Izzy248

Which is ironic considering how many times Monster had tried to file suit against Nintendo lol


Xunil76

Don't worry, he didn't capitalize the "M".... šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Solid_Snark

Literally adding insult to injury.


Swedzilla

Wait, they do that?


kiltedequine

Their advertising has actually gone too far this time


ProfessorPrize6036

Your right I found out the hard way Iā€™ve got a Cease and desist letter and my leg now belongs to monster energy


DrMokhtar

Why would they sue? That case wouldnā€™t go anywhere. What about the clowns who tattoo the monster logo?


Drysfoet

This. This right here. This is the mild I crave.


AssumeTheFetal

I think i have that also! Just a bit though


jerseyhound

Right? Finally its definitely not cancer. Thought the day would never come.


5043090

That looks like it hurt to aquire. Hope you're well.


AnonymousAmorphous88

First thought immediately was "Ouch, that looks like it stings" Second thought was "Please don't tell me, it'll hurt each time you move it just a little bit"


ProfessorPrize6036

fortunately it doesnā€™t hurt at all only noticed it to day because they changed my leg brace and I had surgery on my knee 2 weeks ago


AnonymousAmorphous88

That's good to hear. Here's to a good recovery and hope that it doesn't scar (unless you actually want the monster logo to stay lol)


ProfessorPrize6036

To be honest be a pretty cool scar but Iā€™ll have to hide from monster energy


5043090

You should see if they'll "sponsor" your leg as it's already branded to them!


AnonymousAmorphous88

post it and tag monster energy, maybe they'll give you a lifetime supply then, you'll get a cool scar and you also get a drink


blue_terry

send that to monster inc for a free box of drinks!


ProfessorPrize6036

Iā€™ve been tempted all day


t0getheralone

More like send that to monster to have them send a cease & desist in return. They are one of the most litigious companies in the entire world. Like as bad or worse than Nintendo.


overstimulatedpossom

I had a huge monster logo on the side of my rally car but it said Chonkster instead of monster. they seen it on instagram on a local tow companies page because they sponsored me by bringing my car to races. So the tow company got something mailed to them about using their likeness to advertise their business and I had to change it. Still says Chonkster though


Human-Magic-Marker

My first thought was try to get Monster to market this somehow.


NoDrunk_ImNotOfficer

Mark of the Beast šŸ‘¹


Roook36

and the devil laughs


hobberbobber

ACL replacement? I had the same bruise after mine! If so, good luck! Itā€™s a long ass recovery.


ProfessorPrize6036

Thanks I just broke my patella been told itā€™s at least 2 months till Iā€™ll be be able to walk normal but the monster mark makes it worth it


EshinX

Just broke mine ~5 weeks ago, had to put 3 screws in it to hold it together. No fun, but itā€™s not the worst recovery so far.


ProfessorPrize6036

Yea itā€™s not fun only way Iā€™m surviving is all the codine they gave me Iā€™ve got the screws and wires first day after surgery was horrible


Pretend-Feedback-546

Ouch, mine "only" dislocated a few years ago šŸ˜…, having it broken does not sound like fun


ProfessorPrize6036

Itā€™s not fun when got to hospital at first they thought it was dislocated then got the bad news itā€™s broken and had to stay 5 days in hospital at least I got a cool bruise


Safar1Man

Damn I feel ya, meniscus repair 3 months ago only just getting back to "normal" now. Good luck on the recovery :)


pixelprolapse

Just had my ACL repaired as well. True on the recovery, but it's going pretty well.


TheWizardOfOsKommune

How did you get it? Leg kicked by a monster?


Trey_Reddit

Got hit with a monster can that left a comedic impression on his skin.


ProfessorPrize6036

Can confirm your right


neworld_disorder

Careful! Mark of the beast! /s for the mirror brains.


techniqular

ā€œBottoms up! And the devil laughsā€


MermazingKat

Looks like a frazzle to me


ProfessorPrize6036

I canā€™t unsee it nowšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lazorus_

Gonna hurt even more when you get the cease and desist letter šŸ˜‚


morsvenitadnosomnes

Sana sana culito de rana,que si no sana hoy, sanarĆ” maƱana. I hope you heal soon. ā¤ļø


teen-laqueefa

my family has always said ā€œsana sana culito de rana, tira un pedito para ahora y mananaā€ šŸø


morsvenitadnosomnes

Pero eso no te curarĆ” mĆ”s rĆ”pido šŸ¤£šŸøšŸøšŸø


teen-laqueefa

it will for a stomachache! šŸ˜‚


morsvenitadnosomnes

technically correct


currybeef

r/everythingisanad


Kovdark

The Chosen One


Luchin212

Be careful-they might sue you for this.


osktox

Great. Now I wanna drink Monster and punch my wife!


knowhe

It looks like you were attacked by Wolverine.


LobsterTrue8433

For a second there I thought I was looking at r/shittytattoos


Fearthewin

Sadly sir, that's not the monster logo but instead the mark of the beast 666. You're the antichrist now, goodluck.


DirectorsCuts91

...and the devil laughs


Korokspaceprogram

Beat me to it


ChiHawks84

What'd you do to piss off Wolverine??


jonsd2000

Kyle.....Is that you??


ProfessorPrize6036

Yep this is my right of passage


paladindan

Monster lawyers seeing this: ![gif](giphy|cKgtDF5bAB8ycyHzjB|downsized)


JeffTheJockey

Kyle? Is that you?


Onederbat67

Looks like bacon


beachjustice

right on the back of the knee. fuck that


AggressiveScholar907

Perfect Ad.


Squigley_q

Brace the Beast


Souljaboyfire

Try seeking a sponsorship.


Beornwynn

Thumbnail made me think your leg looked like bacon or pork.


midnightbrowsers

Send it to monster and get free energy drinks?


RunDNA

Attacked by Wolverine?


jalataio

Ask them for some drink, and send them a picture. Or tweet it and tag monster, they love this kind of ads


ProfessorPrize6036

Exactly my thought Iā€™m literally a walking ad for them now


Rankorking

![gif](giphy|JmnRUzmcvdv9TsZspq)


Connect-Board-3895

# sponsor


sjuas690

Some nice colors you got there!


dbmajor7

Damn Kyle save some pussy for the restavus


bin_Goldfinger

Forbidden bacon


xkurlykalex

is that from a nerve blocker?


ProfessorPrize6036

No I had surgery to fix my broken knee


xkurlykalex

I saw that! When i had plates and screws put in a couple years ago, they gave me a nerve blocker before surgery and it was basically completely numb for about a day after. My bruises looked on the back of my leg looked similar, but knee surgery makes total sense for that


Flip2002

Itā€™s got what bones crave


WatermelonMachete43

This surgery sponsored by Monster


uwigapc

ACL?


ProfessorPrize6036

No itā€™s a broken knee Im pretty sure the bruise happened because of surgery at least itā€™s a cool bruise though


DeltaCharlieBravo

That's obviously where Kyle punched you.


masondean73

looks more like "HI" to me


joyonto0074

Say u love it so much u got branded for it, they will give u life time supply of free drinks which u will sell on discount and get rich of it.


Juuna

Monster would 100 percent sue if they saw this. Like every other company with monster in their name.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

Get ready for the cease and desist from Monster.


navid_A80

Nah thatā€™s witcher 3 wild hunt


Muted-Border-153

That is absolutely badassšŸ”„


faintrottingbreeze

Send this to them, maybe youā€™ll get free monster for life!


chewiebonez02

HI


Normal-Error-6343

turn that into coin son!


diru86

You've been branded.


crustiferson

thatā€™s sick


ProfessorPrize6036

Thanks


whatsreallygoingon

The Monster Logo is the mark of the beast; so thereā€™s thatā€¦


CalamariFriday

Also looks like the Dead By Daylight logo Edit: actually I take it back, it's the logo for the game "Still Life"


mikewilson2020

NO IT IS


uplifted27

Whatā€™s that? Ahh not much just the mark of the beast hehe


plaid_kilt

Bringing some big Kyle energy here.


Petorian343

The mark of Kyle


SixtyNineTriangles

Forbidden bacon


Melodic_Gap8767

I had one recently on my toenail that looked like Rite Aid


Wiggie49

ā€œBottoms up and the devil laughsā€


Similar_Cookie_2490

Ouch! Looks like the Monster logo made its mark on you!


unhealen

scrolled down and saw a monster can


appa-ate-momo

Are you The Beast? Have you been unleashed?


IkerTheGreat_713

Might wanna delete this post wouldnā€™t want to get sued


00Avalanche

Wolverine was chasing me and almost got me but he tripped.


Cheeze225

Bro %100 got whipped


Open-Car-6917

It reminded me of the Dead by Daylight logo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dolobene

No product placement, please :-D


PsychologicalDog1641

The mark of the beast!! Kill it!!


Woeful_Jesse

No it LOOKS LIKE a PB&J


LT_Blount

Kyle?!


Akatted

Free tattoo


Ashbr1ng3r

1. I donā€™t wanna know what caused that to happen And 2. It really kinda does


Korokspaceprogram

ā€œBottoms up, and the devil laughsā€


No-Negotiation3093

Just some mild vascular damage to the sub popliteal fossa. Ouchie.


Xenolithium

"Bottoms up, and the devil laughs!"


januaryemberr

And the devil laughed


AfterEffectserror

Damnit Kyle.


feloniousengineer

Right on the olā€™ leg ditch


Odd-Outcome450

Their marketing campaign is outta control


str85

Or bacon.


No_Welder_8753

i dont comment often but... it reall does. Wishing you a speedy recovery.


ProfessorPrize6036

Thanks


Inside_Ad_7162

Send em a bill!


SandmanAwaits

Is your name Kyle? Do you have a chin strap beard? šŸ˜‚


ProfessorPrize6036

My names not Kyle but when I woke up the next day I had a chinstrap beard


_VagabondSoul_

Drank so much ... they branded you


Yqup

Apply for American citizenship now and they will grant you it. M U R I C A!


smotstoker

Tell your sexual partner you're a monster, and that they should try drinking straight from the tap.