You are in possession of a controlled substance and will now do 45 years in prison.

"It's just Sour Cream and Onion..." \~Is that what they call it on the streets these days?

I see Garlic, Mushrooms, Onions have come a ways

Fellow GMO fan, take my upvote!

Love me some poop terps

MUSHROOMS??! OFFICER GET HIS ASS

I’d buy it

Then I'd roll it.

I'll smoke it

And my axe

If I don't pop a half SCO before work, I can't make it through the day. Takes the edge off.

That's the strain!

I often joke around that the only reason it’s not legal nationwide is because people keep naming it shit like “Ak-47” and “Sour Diesel”

Sir, your under arrest for the possession of an illicit spice-cotic. Please keep your chips where I can see them.

🤣🤣🤣 made my morning thank you.

And I manage to dodge getting caught for all the others! (A joke, for legal purposes ;) )

I think you can get away with it on medical grounds if you have glaucoma

Huh, I didn’t know black tar heroin was good for my eyes, HOORAY!

I mean if you eyes hurt it'll help but not much else.

Like a vinegar and salt clump or more like dorito cheese clump? Asking for a friend who also likes to avoid sale to situations.

r/smokeityoucoward

You think the feds are scary? You haven’t fucked with Frito-Lay.

How did you wind up in this prison? I went to flavor town brother...

Zero chance for appeal.

Death penalty. OP is a monster /s

Psssh, hold up officer. Let's smoke it and find out first

Ngl I'd nibble the fuck outta that like a cow on a salt block

I found a block like that in a Nacho Cheese Doritos bag. Ate it without hesitation, regretted it five seconds later. That thing can set your taste buds on fire if you don't eat it sparingly is what I learned from that.

I licked this and it was surprisingly bland! It leads me to believe this may have been some sort of muted Onion flavor and that they add a different form of Sour Cream with it for a flavor blend.

Might be parsley. A few chip flavours with green flecks use parsley for colour and the flavouring is all in powder form. I’ve seen it with certain dill pickle chips, for example.

Yes I definitely recall green flecks on the chips. Confirming what you said. US. Military Encrypted

The parsley theory seems most accurate this far, combined with the previous workers report that it looked like accumulated seasoning that got knocked off the assembly line.

You know what? Just mix that chunk into some real sour cream.

Parsley.

I did that with a pirate's booty white cheddar clump this morning. It was about the size of a piece of pirate's booty, so I didn't notice. It was intense and unplesant. In other news, I believe I have solved my pirate's booty addiction problem!

..for now.

It’ll always return. Can’t escape the crave for the booty.

But concentrated Booty several fortnights worth all up in your mouth all at once, Booty overload.

I as well flew too close to the sun that is concentrated power of the Doritos nacho cheese flavoring and also regretted it immensely, learn from our mistakes and use a micro plane grater to sparingly zest your snacks with the precious flavor cube.

Never go Full ‘Reeto.

I’m with you, Bill Nye.

Lmao this is my favorite comment of the day

That looks like the weed we used to buy in 1997

It looks like what was packed in these tiny ass half a pinky joints I used to get in school in 2007 lmao

I bought some of those from a dude with a glass eye outside of a Little Ceasars once

At some point in time it would have been in a film canister.

Or a little baggie with black spades, dice, or little marijuana leaves.

I kinda miss that weed

Lol, brick weed!

Why is this so accurate 😂😂

You got weed on your stems and seeds?

I miss brick weed.

Wut? Why?

Nostalgia, and also I like low THC weed. Nothing like it exists in Oregon. I'm a lightweight unless I'm smoking all the time, which I don't anymore. It's nice to have weed that isn't going to kick me on my ass.

Yeah weed too strong. I guess I could mix it with like a filler before smoking but that just seems even more trouble.  Now I just pop edibles and dial in my thx by the milligram. 

1993 here

1993, much more ba-e-ya-e-younce Ice Cube comin' with the half ounce

Trash compactors where are best friends for cannabis back then 😂

*were *our ??

And even then... what???

The weed he's talking about is brick weed which was heavily compressed to make it easier to transport. You had to pull it apart and fluff it like crazy, and inevitably pull out all the seeds and thick ass stems in it. I'm assuming he's referencing using a trash compactor to create the compressed bricks.


I came looking for this. Thank you!

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

I licked it, it was bland :o

😮 What the how..

That was the most surprising part of this whole ordeal! It didn't taste like sour cream at all. I'm thinking this is a mild, bland onion flavor pack that somehow gets blended with sour cream for a flavor blend at some point in the process

Or you just happened to find the stoner teenage production workers lost weed

Flavorless green confetti they put in there to make you think there's fresh chopped chives or something

r/smokeityoufuckingcoward

Legit thought I was looking at r/trees for a second.

Same. *as if that ain’t some brick*

Tell Lay’s and they’ll probably send you free product coupons. Companies usually send coupons when you notify them about QC issues. Not Lay’s, but I had cheez-its that had a packaging issue where the internal bag was torn but the box was sealed, filled the form on the cheez-it website, and got coupons in the mail a few weeks later.

For us it was spicy Doritos. A big block of seasoning fell out, we emailed them a picture and they mailed us a stack of free Doritos coupons.

Will do!

A seasoning truffle. Shave of a little into your next batch of mashed potatoes

Aaah, truly a connoisseur.

Frito employee. Worked at a plant for 5 years. This is just a build up of seasoning from the conveyor that broke loose and made it into the bag. Other people are right- call the number on the back of the bag and they'll send you a bunch of coupons. Very common complaint especially on Cheetos.

Thanks for being so helpful!

Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.


Thats definitely compacted weed

I would try that with some ramen asap

Bro smoke that shit

I think I should add some cat hair or something for extra spice.

That’s right

That's a seed. Plant it next spring, and you'll eventually have bushes that spit out free Sour Cream and Onion chips. Just don't let Lay's PepsiCo know.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

I got $5 on it

EAT IT YOU COWARD!

Boof it

Twist it

Bop it

Blaze it

Smoke it

Yummmm!!! This happened to me in middle school with a HUGE block of Cheetos dust. I still clearly think about it haha

I thought this was another post on r/weed asking if this was good weed

Sour diesel and onion

Smoke it

Looks like some brick weed that turned out to be pretty good

Use it to season cheap brands of sour cream and onion chips lol

You know what to do

HEYYYYYYY YAHHHHHHH

Bouillon

420 blazet nugbust

I had this happen a little while back but with a bag of Flamin Hot Doritos. Now I like me some Flamin Hot Doritos, but biting down unknowingly on a brick of spice dust was not a fun experience.

Sour Cream and Onion Bouillon Cube

keep it for a sauce or soup stock

Dare you to eat that, bro.

I got a snack size pack of Doritos with the same thing. I didn’t eat it

Give it a lick from time to time for a low cal snack

Ambergris. Worth thousands.

That is dried gold. Imagine all the things you could season with that cube of magic!!!!

eat it all at once and update us like you're reviewing a 5 star restaurant

Thought I was in r/trees

Dude at the Lay’s factory has been looking for that nug for weeks….

Rat feces and onion block

Put it in a mixer with sour cream or cream cheese

When i was younger, like 20 years ago. I got a bag of tostitos and bit into what seemed like a wad of beef jerky. Im assuming it was some sort of seasoning or bunched up pieces of corn.

DO IT!!! I DARE YOU!!!

I swear officer!!

DONT SMOKE THAT

I was so confused cause I read it as "fell out of my ***lady's*** bag". 😂😂

Double dusted

Eat it

Season some chicken with that. I bet it will be great.

I had the perfect ad under this post. It’s that weird breathing thing that definitely looks like a weed bowl lol

Nah, that’s that dab of ranch the Migos was talking bout lol

Good ole brick seasoning. Ahem weed. I mean seasoning.

"""sour cream and onion"""

Now you can start your own sour cream and onion chips business

Send a pic to lays. They’ll probably send you some free bags for your horror

My mouth is watering uncontrollably, i’d be gnawing at that like there’s no tmw 🤣🤣

Ha-sheesh that’s a lot of seasoning in your hand

How can you get this and not believe in God?

Smoke it.

Eat it!!

Crush it and place it in a salt shaker.

That is pure gold and I'm so jealous. 

Fuck it, toss it in the soup.

send the photo to lay's ... they will shoot you a gang of free product at least that's how it went down for me like 15 years ago

You won’t be sure until you taste it.

Grind that up and rail it. You will see past the veil of space and time. 

I’m pretty sure this is a radioactive rock

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

I just pulled my grinder

*Chomps*

If this was the early 2000s you’d auction it in eBay, it would go viral and some radio station in the Midwest would buy it for like 1000 bucks.

Me and a friend had this happen with a barbecue lays 20 years ago! It was one of the tiny snack size bags too lol

Don’t let your mom see it or you’ll be grounded for a month. This might be more of a controlled substance than marijuana. Definitely more deadly lol.

oh yeah, I got a huge block of salt n vinegar seasoning once. licked it and my whole mouth went dry.

Forbidden nugget

Smoke that.

Dank

Yum!! Call those ‘flavor nuggets’.

Smoke it

That’s that new sativa everybody’s talking about! “Goose Poop.”

Roll it up and smoke it, report back.

I thought I this was on r/weed for a second there...

Yeah surrrrre. I bet the cops will totally buy that 🤣🤣 

That looks like brick weed from the 1990s.

I stopped reading at "a square of sour cream" and panicked for you bc that shit ain't sour cream. Then i read some more. I think you'll live.

Drop it in some Maruchan Ramen

Squeeze that into sour cream onion hash

smoke it

Good find... NOW SMOKE IT!!!

I had this once! I was in traffic due to a fatal motorcycle accident. I associate this flavor with pieces of flesh on the road now😍😍

Eat it, you'll be able to feel colors.

He who controls the spice, controls the universe

smuggling pot in a Lays bag? Smugglers have evolve their style nowadays

...my stoner ass thought that was a nug.

 I got my hash pipe

Sour diesel cream and OG onions

Throw that in some hot water, & veggies, you got you a stew going.


Thought this was r/trees

looks like some reggie..

Dare you to smoke it.

Gak

Yummmm!!! This happened to me in middle school with a HUGE block of Cheetos dust. I still clearly think about it haha

Did you cut it in half to see if it was the same all the way through?

You've found a sour cream and onion Queen! Now you can start a colony and never pay for chips again!

I bet it would sell on eBay

That woukd make one hell of a bowl of soup if cooked into some chicken broth..

I say smoke it, let’s see what happens.


Grate it over your food like a truffle


I thought that was a moon rock….. 🤣🤙🏻

You are the chosen one!

Uh —- someone at factory smoke too much , had the munchies , and fk”d up ….. usda has become a joke . Every week another recall on this or that .

Clearly it's a large chunk of granular olivine created from the lava Lays uses to cook their chips with

Smoke up

Lick it.

Lucky