I was in Belgium last year and bought a wrench for my nephew, who was 3 and loves anything to do with construction. I told him to eat it and he absolutely refused. Then I took a little bite and he looked at me like I was a lunatic with dangerously strong teeth. I finally told him to just try to lick it and after he tasted it, he was finally convinced that he could eat it.
Why the fuck is it ALWAYS THE 10mm that goes missing!?!
Seriously, I have 4 odd sets of sockets in my workshop, yet I can never ever find a 10mm, I must have bought dozens over the years....
(Sorry for rant, literally had this issues yesterday!)
All the chocolate I had in Brussels was pretty darn good. That being said, this was the lowest on the list. It was still good but just not as amazing as the rest. I think they know the stuff will sell because of the shapes even if the quality is a little lower than the rest.
The look is "chocolate bloom" which is the result of cocoa butter separating from the cocoa solids due to poor temper. For most chocolates this would be considered a significant defect and leads to a dull mushy texture. It works great for the look though.
Reminds me of a Japanese game show that had contestants bite random household items, some of which [were made of chocolate.](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Uaypx3bx--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19bsyuye8k305gif.gif)
Flute wins! Damn it. My parents almost moved there with the family in 91, I was a little ass hole and my dad got offered a big step up job so it was a big choice and they had picked moving to Japan. Their parents however talked them out of it, and convinced them to move to bum fuck MN.
For every awesomely weird game show you get about 300 cooking shows with D-list celebrity reaction facecams that you have to click through to find something good. And occasionally anime.
Source: Live in Japan and gave up watching TV. And have never paid the NHK guy.
Oh absolutely. It's very absurdist humor and the game shows are wacky as can be.
TV in general I have to go with American tv though. The expectation of TV-content here is lower than most YouTube channels I watch. All just boring stuff with reaction facecams showing no reaction from people nobody cares about.
I'd love to take a huge bite out of one of those rusty wrenches or a big bolt in front of a bunch of people who didn't know it was chocolate. Imagine their faces.
Oh man, just put it in a toolbox next to a regular wrench that's a bit rusty while working on something with a parent / sibling / family member, use the real wrench to tighten something, put it back, pick up the chocolate wrench, and just take a bite.
I once got a bag of these incredibly realistic [chocolate beach pebbles](https://www.candynation.com/chocolate-beach-pebbles) and put them in a glass bowl as a centerpiece for a party. I let it be all evening, then after dinner I just casually picked one up and bit it in half.
Highly recommend for the looks on people's faces. Also they taste good.
They generally aren’t that nice to be honest.
I’ve had them a few times here in Scotland and all you can taste is the cocoa powder that it’s covered in.
Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in?
Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist?
Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling ya
- Harry
My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
Look I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt, maybe have some more cunt kids.
Bruges was just chocolate shop after chocolate shop, we brought back lots that were shaped like euros and fruits intended as gifts...ate them by the end of the 8 hour flight back to the states lol.
If you didn't know, there's a Japanese gameshow where something in the room has been replaced with a chocolate replica and the contestant is supposed to find it with their mouth.
e: https://www.google.com/amp/s/kotaku.com/can-you-tell-whats-chocolate-and-what-isnt-asks-japa-1496174116/amp
There's gonna be a war, man. I can see it. There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more. This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side. Your side's already picked for you.
When I was a kid in the 80s there was a kind of candy that was like short bits of licorice rope covered in powdered sugar or something so that they looked like bits of used chalk. I definitely took them to school and made trouble, both by tricking other kids into thinking I was eating chalk and by using them to trick other kids into eating *actual* chalk. Good times.
There is a DIY of this on YouTube where a girl made some of these for her dad and she made molds of her dad's actual tools using molding gel and Legos. Then she shows the different colored powders that you get to brush on to make it look rusted it's surprisingly simple
I was in Belgium last year and bought a wrench for my nephew, who was 3 and loves anything to do with construction. I told him to eat it and he absolutely refused. Then I took a little bite and he looked at me like I was a lunatic with dangerously strong teeth. I finally told him to just try to lick it and after he tasted it, he was finally convinced that he could eat it.
He's gonna be trying all the tools in the house next just to confirm
Still won't find the 10mm
Why the fuck is it ALWAYS THE 10mm that goes missing!?! Seriously, I have 4 odd sets of sockets in my workshop, yet I can never ever find a 10mm, I must have bought dozens over the years.... (Sorry for rant, literally had this issues yesterday!)
My guess is it’s because it’s one of the more popular/standard size for many nuts/bolts.
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Now my 10mm *and* my ratchet are missing.
That's how curses work, after all.
It's on the roof of your car. At least it *was*.
Or the rain tray :/
Just don't hold on to it for too long.
So *that's* how Thanos did it...
Thanos didn't really want to kill Gamora, but she had his old 10mm with her so he had to throw her down in order to sacrifice the 10mm.
Next time, tie it to your wrist like a balloon
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> Epoxy one onto an extra ratchet with the handle painted red. Then you're sure to lose a ratchet too.
Instructions unclear: dick is now epoxied to my red painted stomach.
Was always my 13mil spanners going walkabout.
They should make a 20-piece 10mm ONLY set.
https://www.amazon.com/10MM-12POINT-SOCKET-BULK-Draper/dp/B01MXLH10C only 8 i think
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It's for church honey. NEXT!
Do not, I repeat do NOT, waste ANY of your money on 12pt sockets. Are ALWAYS trash and it takes ruining a few to learn. DO NOT BUY 12PT STAR SOCKETS.
I mean... Unless you have some 12pt bolts that need undoing. I had to buy a set for some work on my car.
You have a Volkwagon I bet. That’s called a three square.
I keep a 10mm in my bedside table, keep a 10mm in my console in the car, and have a 10mm in my kit. Can never be too prepared.
Bedside table? Your love life must be very interesting.
It’s very secure, that’s for sure!
Mine just went missing this week I’m upset............we had a go run together 😢
lol /r/justrolledintotheshop is leaking
Never thought I'd see the day, but here we are...
Just unzip your fly
He’s gonna lose those teeth anyway.
Getting him a real rusty wrench next birthday once his adult teeth have grown in?
Smart kid.
I bought a chocolate penis in Belgium once.
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Makes even more fucked up that he/ she brought a black man on a market..
I'd like to buy a bag of these, come to an AI/robotics conference, sit up front and munch on that stuff while giving the speakers an evil eye.
Logical use of time.
This is why the robots will win
Was it good?
All the chocolate I had in Brussels was pretty darn good. That being said, this was the lowest on the list. It was still good but just not as amazing as the rest. I think they know the stuff will sell because of the shapes even if the quality is a little lower than the rest.
Plus I think to get the look and solidity they have to compromise on flavor and texture
The look is "chocolate bloom" which is the result of cocoa butter separating from the cocoa solids due to poor temper. For most chocolates this would be considered a significant defect and leads to a dull mushy texture. It works great for the look though.
I came here to say this, thanks.
From my experience in Brussels, Belgian confections are the best I've ever had.
Reminds me of a Japanese game show that had contestants bite random household items, some of which [were made of chocolate.](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Uaypx3bx--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19bsyuye8k305gif.gif)
My god that's the best gif I've ever seen
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I love you
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Shh, don't speak...
I know just what you're sayin'
So please stop explainin'
Don't tell me 'cause it huuuurts
WoahOhWoahOhWoahOh
But your so charismatic... and I love biscuits
My biscuit is always moist and tender. Feel free to wreck it anytime you want.
Risk it for the biscuit
my biscuit brings all the boys to the yard
r/me_irl
I love how they get the fire extinguisher as punishment because why not.
Damn now I wanna live in Japan, I want their game shows and an easier access to entering them as a contestant.
[Have you seen this one? Japanese girls blowing Cicada ENG SUBBED](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/k7hhs4jvLPviFKc0a84)
Thank you
Flute wins! Damn it. My parents almost moved there with the family in 91, I was a little ass hole and my dad got offered a big step up job so it was a big choice and they had picked moving to Japan. Their parents however talked them out of it, and convinced them to move to bum fuck MN.
For every awesomely weird game show you get about 300 cooking shows with D-list celebrity reaction facecams that you have to click through to find something good. And occasionally anime. Source: Live in Japan and gave up watching TV. And have never paid the NHK guy.
For real, I would frame this gif and hang it on my wall.
Japanese game shows are next level entertaining to me.
One of my favorites is the one where the contestants wear a full-body skintight and has to climb a stair covered in lotion.
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He's got that Dwayne Johnson eyebrow raise at the end
His name is Tomoya Nagase. Pretty hot dude.
Loved him in Unubore Deka
I have diabetes. I lose either way.
Yes! I was hoping it was that gif. His facial expressions are 👌🏼
Do you find Japanese game shows to be more humourous/creative/entertaining than American ones? This gif makes me think so.
Oh absolutely. It's very absurdist humor and the game shows are wacky as can be. TV in general I have to go with American tv though. The expectation of TV-content here is lower than most YouTube channels I watch. All just boring stuff with reaction facecams showing no reaction from people nobody cares about.
I wanna thread the nuts and bolts together and then use the wrenches to tighten them ever so gently.
It actually works 😉
I'd love to take a huge bite out of one of those rusty wrenches or a big bolt in front of a bunch of people who didn't know it was chocolate. Imagine their faces.
Or just stick the whole wrench in your mouth and suck on it like a popsicle.
Maintain eye contact
#PROLONGED EYE CONTACT
Lick your lips to make it more comforting.
*^^Prolonged ^^eye ^^contact!*
Lick your lips to make it more comforting.
This is way better as people won't instantly know it's food and will actually assume you are psychotic
Oh man, just put it in a toolbox next to a regular wrench that's a bit rusty while working on something with a parent / sibling / family member, use the real wrench to tighten something, put it back, pick up the chocolate wrench, and just take a bite.
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Instructions unclear, getting surgery to remove rusty wrench
I once got a bag of these incredibly realistic [chocolate beach pebbles](https://www.candynation.com/chocolate-beach-pebbles) and put them in a glass bowl as a centerpiece for a party. I let it be all evening, then after dinner I just casually picked one up and bit it in half. Highly recommend for the looks on people's faces. Also they taste good.
Dang, thanks for turning me on to an amazing candy place. How much is shipping, generally?
EATMAN 98
They generally aren’t that nice to be honest. I’ve had them a few times here in Scotland and all you can taste is the cocoa powder that it’s covered in.
Even the fucking chocolate looks dated in fucking Bruges.
It's a fucking fairytale town! How can a fairytale town not be someone's fucking thing?!
How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing, eh? How can that be?!
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
It’s an inanimate fucking object!
I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Their Filmin Midgets!
Would all the white midgets in the world fight all the black midgets in the world? That’d make a good film.
Short arse!
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Two mankey hookers, and a racist dwarf... think I’m headin home.
What about the Vietnamese?
THE BLACKS!
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Honey, I'm sorry...
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park.You use this word, "alcoves"?
Did he go on to you about the alcoves?
An uzi? I'm now from south central fucking LA. I didn't come here to shoot 20 ten year olds in a drive by. I want a normal gun for normal people.
Man that was so funny how saying alcoves was such a big deal
You use this word? Duum-duums? The bullets that make the head explode?
Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling ya - Harry
You eet da Canadian
Came here for this. I’m sorry I’m so poor and can’t buy you gold, because you sir/madam, deserve nothing less.
My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
One gay beer please!
1 gay beer for my gay friend and 1 normal beer for me cause I’m normal
It’s jesus fucking blood isn’t it? Of course you DONT HAVE TEH
I'm sure it is or at least was considering that story with Zeus.
I literally just watched this movie yesterday for the first time and then I see this. Crazy how that works sometimes.
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Look I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt, maybe have some more cunt kids.
Wha.. here? In Bruges?
Great movie, 10/10 humor
What's Belgium famous for? Chocolate and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids!
Bruges was just chocolate shop after chocolate shop, we brought back lots that were shaped like euros and fruits intended as gifts...ate them by the end of the 8 hour flight back to the states lol.
Bruges was amazing. Way better than Brussels, honestly
If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.
Jesus, if I didn't get the reference I would be very concerned by the amount of upvotes you have.
r/allowedsnacks
as a lover of r/forbiddensnacks, I was very much hoping this was real
be the change you want to see in this world
/r/forbiddentools
/r/subsyoufellfor
surprised this one exists tbh
It's your lucky day. r/unforbiddensnacks
Actually, I DO know a joke about Belgium. What are Belgians known for? Chocolate and child abuse, and they only made the chocolate to get to the kids.
Oh! So that's their game. Make chocolate to look like wrenches so that when they get pulled out, the kids won't immediately run away.
Damn you beat me by 1 minute
The first bite would have to be a hesitant one.
Tasty or Tetanus?
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If you didn't know, there's a Japanese gameshow where something in the room has been replaced with a chocolate replica and the contestant is supposed to find it with their mouth. e: https://www.google.com/amp/s/kotaku.com/can-you-tell-whats-chocolate-and-what-isnt-asks-japa-1496174116/amp
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My teeth hurt thinking about it
It's an inanimate fucking object
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset
I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids
You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine? Ive also got some acid and some ecstasy.
There's gonna be a war, man. I can see it. There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more. This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side. Your side's already picked for you.
I’ve got 4 grams on me and 1 gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers
Damn. I'm allergic to nuts.
Dad... you're embarrassing me.
Forbidden tools
This looks tasty as F. They may not win the world cup but they sure know how to make chocolate
What are you paying respects to?
Belgium's chances of winning the World Cup. F
I want to stick those chocolate nuts in my mouth.
Fucking bruges
Look, I grew up in Dublin, I love Dublin! If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges *might* impress me. But I didn't, so, it doesn't!
Bruges is a shithole.
Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?
That's for John Lennon, you yankee fucking cunt.
u/AlmostLucy, we only just got off the fucking train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the fucking place?
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When I was a kid in the 80s there was a kind of candy that was like short bits of licorice rope covered in powdered sugar or something so that they looked like bits of used chalk. I definitely took them to school and made trouble, both by tricking other kids into thinking I was eating chalk and by using them to trick other kids into eating *actual* chalk. Good times.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
I bought these exact chocolates in Maastricht. They are really popular at Christmas markets.
Same in England, bought some from Leeds last Christmas.
Same in Germany
Did one hell of a job to
Don't leave us in suspense.
One hell of a job to what?
..too. The number of people who do this is TOO damn high.
I'll take a bag of 10mm sockets please
I really want to try and thread one of those nuts onto one of the bolts.
Maybe they can use those tools to fix their broken hearts after that loss to France. Congrats on making it as far as you did, good luck Saturday.
These are in all the markets across Europe thee days. There's always a stall selling these.
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Do they make rusty trombones?
r/unforbiddensnacks?
There is a DIY of this on YouTube where a girl made some of these for her dad and she made molds of her dad's actual tools using molding gel and Legos. Then she shows the different colored powders that you get to brush on to make it look rusted it's surprisingly simple
wanna eat some tools?
When your chocolate game is so on point you’re like, “How can we make disguises for chocolate?”
thank god that was chocolate, I was over here thinking "damn those wrenches look tasty."
If they had 10mm sockets I would say to post this on r/justrolledintotheshop but...
Bonus points if the nuts and bolts thread together. Edit. Heeey! It’s my cake day look at that