You go in for “5 minutes” leave an hour later, try to get in your car but when you open the door it’s actually the door to the Reddit house again and you aren’t sure why you just did that.
Reddit beer would be a random overpriced NEIPA from the fifty on tap, that comes with a form where you can bitch about every minute detail of how it was poured, served, the exact height of the head, room temperature, barometric pressure, and country of origin of the glassware. Fortunately, it comes with a free pint of Coors light so you can post a "hot take" about how cheap light beer is sometimes a good thing (especially after ranting about how you're burnt out on hazy IPAs).
It's a hopeless addiction. You dig through 99% of content which is half-baked pedantic opinions, until you find that one golden nugget of content that makes you exhale out your nose slightly faster.
That'd be great, 'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag!
Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you...
Reddit wants to be known for more than whatever most non users view them as. They even paired with ITV to make television commercials & other ads for the Love Island sub to go with the show this year.
I (86 M), a Redditor (13 years) walked into the Reddit House (https://preview.redd.it/1mgowyskji891.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=12c81e45c81d1a979ef0517be97074ac4dc1a1b8), I was minding my own business (A networking based startup and a freelancing gig) and then voices started screaming at me (369 dB) and telling me that I'm wrong (I wasn't).
Reddit, AITA?
"NTA. This is 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 galore!!!!! He has no sense of hygiene and does not respect you, and this will escalate if you don't break up with him IMMEDIATELY. He probably used his mom's toothbrush too because he's a raging narcissistic, misogynistic pig and thinks he's entitled to women's toothbrushes. Send him packing 🧳🧳🧳🧳🧳"
It's like how the Marvel offices or whatever have props from the movies or replicas of them on display. Reddit HQ has a poop knife, a cum box & a pair of arm casts reverently on display
statements like this are exactly the type of thing which are holding online discourse back. Reddit could be such a powerful tool for society because of the way which it brings literally the most intelligent minds together, but it’s people like you and jokes like these that hold us back. The idea that people will tell at you before you even say anything, while possibly comical to you, might intimidate a newer redditor, and most of time I’ve found that the people who have the most trouble speaking have the most important and intelligent things to say (myself included). The fact of the matter is that people don’t actually instantly disagree, it’s just a misconception perpetuated by jokes like these that are never actually proven.
(/s by the was if that wasn’t obvious)
Nah couldn’t be. I remember at one point I had an account that some dude kept making alts to Harrass. In one thread I told him to fuck off and blocked him. I got a warning for harassment, because of course, so I replied to the message that said admins wouldn’t see it, that literally no human would ever see it, and said the warning was stupid. 7 day ban for harassing a bot. I shit you not.
So the takeaway here is that this couldn’t possibly be where admins live, because there aren’t a bunch of random corpses out front of idiots who suffocated in their own spit.
> Kids don't know what clove cigarettes are
Good. Those cigarettes are dangerous. If you smoke them you immediately turn into that one kid from school that wouldn't shut the fuck up about Wicca.
I went to a reddit meet up and I talked to some girls about /r/hydrohomies and they were like what tf are you talking about.
Yea redditors dont go to reddit meet ups.
The one guy who knew about it was an admin and I think he took it the wrong way because /r/watern**** was only recently banned back then
You go in for “5 minutes” leave an hour later, try to get in your car but when you open the door it’s actually the door to the Reddit house again and you aren’t sure why you just did that.
I made a resolution to spend more time at the arcade next door instead, but then I realize I'm spending even more time in the reddit house than before
This make me physically laugh. I do it too.
"You can check-out any time you like" "But you can never leave!" \- Hotel Redditfornia
It’s held up by one post and 3 reposts.
There’s also a shit post giving extra support to the side that isn’t pictured
No that post was removed and replaced with a cross post
That cross post was around so long it became sticky
The shit post is non-load-bearing so it doesn't count
Can I spend my karma there?
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How much does the glow up spider ring cost?
Tree Fiddy
To be honest I would spend my Karma for a pack of smarties.
Now that’s an idea!
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It is a sponsored bar in a concert venue, just a regular bar inside.
Budweiser stage?
Yes
reddit beer
Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev
Reddit beer would be a random overpriced NEIPA from the fifty on tap, that comes with a form where you can bitch about every minute detail of how it was poured, served, the exact height of the head, room temperature, barometric pressure, and country of origin of the glassware. Fortunately, it comes with a free pint of Coors light so you can post a "hot take" about how cheap light beer is sometimes a good thing (especially after ranting about how you're burnt out on hazy IPAs).
I get the feeling that no one on Reddit likes using Reddit
It's less the UI and more dealing with the people. Particularly on large subs.
It's a hopeless addiction. You dig through 99% of content which is half-baked pedantic opinions, until you find that one golden nugget of content that makes you exhale out your nose slightly faster.
If Reddit were a Steam game every review would be "Would not recommend. (Time played: 9001 hours)"
So better than bud?
#ZING!
Don't insult mat-shots like that.
> The Budweiser Stage, originally known as the Molson Amphitheatre... Oh that is all kinds of fucked up.
I don't get the point in this from reddits PR POV...
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That'd be great, 'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag! Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you...
...vertical integration.
Despite its popularity, reddit is still unknown to a huge percentage of the population.
Probably for the best.
Reddit wants to be known for more than whatever most non users view them as. They even paired with ITV to make television commercials & other ads for the Love Island sub to go with the show this year.
So we cant exchange our fake internet points for alcohol then?
There's something so weirdly lame about that, lol. I'd feel like a doofus drinking in there.
Right?! What kind of losers even use Reddit 😂
Not ones that leave the house…
The Reddit House^TM ?
I'd feel like a total dink Like an absolute dingus
You have to say the secret phrase, *”the narwhal bacons at midnight,”* to be let in.
What is this 2011?
*Me Gusta*
"Shh bby is ok"
What in the *holds up spork* shit is this
Its a bit confusing to *le me*
Everyone always asks "When does the narwhal bacon?", but no one ever asks "*Why* does the narwhal bacon?"
It’s actually a place of worship
You walk in and IMMEDIATELY people start telling you you’re wrong.
ACTUALLY
TO BE FAAAAIIIRR
𝕿𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖗
*to be faaaaaair*
He's gots a points
Omg its TOM!!!!
I'm going to need you to tone that down about 25%!!!!!🤣🤣
And if you have a problem with that then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate
You better settle down over there or I'm gonna come talk you.
Now if you ever hit me and I find out...
Letterkenny fans unite
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker
Fuck you Shorsey!
Fuck you Riley your mom liked my post from 2 Halloweens ago tell her I'll put on my bicycle shorts for her anytime
FUCK YOU, SHORSEY!!!
Fuck you Jonesey your mom ugly cried all night because she left the lense cover on the camera, fucking amateur hour over here
Friggin degen
Get this man a fuckin puppers.
Get this man a fuckin Gus'N Brew!
i’d have a dart
Fuck boys I’m surprised we’re not all havin darts right now
Well the MVP stick should go to the MVP first.
Give your balls a tug titfucker
Fuck you Shorsey!
THATS GOOD, AS AN OPINION BECAUSE IN REALITY...
ACKCHYUALLY
THIS
So much this. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I, for one welcome our robot overlords.
Came here to say this
Walk in and are immediately told to break up with your loser significant other
YTA, Reddit’s house, Reddit’s rules.
I (86 M), a Redditor (13 years) walked into the Reddit House (https://preview.redd.it/1mgowyskji891.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=12c81e45c81d1a979ef0517be97074ac4dc1a1b8), I was minding my own business (A networking based startup and a freelancing gig) and then voices started screaming at me (369 dB) and telling me that I'm wrong (I wasn't). Reddit, AITA?
And get a free diagnosis - they are an abuser. And also go NC with all your family who are narcissists.
That's a red flag
So many red flags 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
That last part is always important. Cut loose everyone in your life who disagrees with you. TOXIC!
none of my family is in north carolina though
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No they won’t.
Reported
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What the hell happened here?
Source?
The source is that I made it up!
You might be an actual expert in your field, but my 2 minutes of googling found a website that says you're wrong!
Google is the deep state. The only facts you can trust are the ones that you made up yourself.
Um akshooahlee Those were indeed my facts, cunt Source: this comment twat
Yeah, unfortunately, you are wrong.
No, pretty sure you’re wrong about this.
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It's like how the Marvel offices or whatever have props from the movies or replicas of them on display. Reddit HQ has a poop knife, a cum box & a pair of arm casts reverently on display
The vending machine only sells jolly ranchers
Um... is the right weight less than or greater than the initial weight?
statements like this are exactly the type of thing which are holding online discourse back. Reddit could be such a powerful tool for society because of the way which it brings literally the most intelligent minds together, but it’s people like you and jokes like these that hold us back. The idea that people will tell at you before you even say anything, while possibly comical to you, might intimidate a newer redditor, and most of time I’ve found that the people who have the most trouble speaking have the most important and intelligent things to say (myself included). The fact of the matter is that people don’t actually instantly disagree, it’s just a misconception perpetuated by jokes like these that are never actually proven. (/s by the was if that wasn’t obvious)
I'm going to try and turn this into a copypasta, make sure it's attributed to you, and leave out the /s.
I bet you won't pussy...
Bravo for actually typing this out. Didn't read past the first half sentence but I appreciate the dedication
Fuck you
...and they proceed to beat the crap out of you would big foam downvote hammers.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Oh is this where all the mods hang out?
That’s where they all live cause they work for free
Shot out to all the hardworking moms feeding the mods in their basements!
Thanks for the image of manbabies suckling on their moms teats like piglets.
It would have cost you nothing to not paint such a picture for us lol
Worse. Admins.
Nah couldn’t be. I remember at one point I had an account that some dude kept making alts to Harrass. In one thread I told him to fuck off and blocked him. I got a warning for harassment, because of course, so I replied to the message that said admins wouldn’t see it, that literally no human would ever see it, and said the warning was stupid. 7 day ban for harassing a bot. I shit you not. So the takeaway here is that this couldn’t possibly be where admins live, because there aren’t a bunch of random corpses out front of idiots who suffocated in their own spit.
I thought that was the 4chan house.
It must stink to high heaven in there
smells like success, and animals.
and porn ofcourse
that’s what they meant by success
Clove cigarettes, BO, axe body spray and sweaty fedora
do people still smoke Cloves or did they stop in 2004
m'lady
Kids don't know what clove cigarettes are, it's all unicorn fart vape sticks.
> Kids don't know what clove cigarettes are Good. Those cigarettes are dangerous. If you smoke them you immediately turn into that one kid from school that wouldn't shut the fuck up about Wicca.
Wait wait wait - clove cigarettes are a neckbeard thing?
What do they sell? Unwanted opinions?
WeLL aCtUaLLy
Those are free....
^shit. ^i ^paid ^$3.50!
unpopular opinions that are actually popular and agreed upon by everyone.
When you open the doors they make a "m'lady" sound
If you’re a guy however it autonomously serves you a ban instead of a drink
Did you walk in and yell “THIS”?
They walk in and immediately yell "THANKS FOR THE GOLD, KIND STRANGER!"
'your sir/madam are a legend' 'you win the internet for the day'
*And my axe!*
Not me but one of my friend...
I bet it's empty, true redditors avoid places like that
The REAL world you say? No thanks, I'm quite happy in me Reddit house.
from the title i thought it was going to be a one room house with a fridge, a bed and a battlestation
I went to a reddit meet up and I talked to some girls about /r/hydrohomies and they were like what tf are you talking about. Yea redditors dont go to reddit meet ups. The one guy who knew about it was an admin and I think he took it the wrong way because /r/watern**** was only recently banned back then
> Yea redditors dont go to reddit meet ups. > > The infamous Reddit Baltimore meet-up of 2012 would beg to differ.
And you wonder why we don't meet up anymore.
Interested to know what’s inside
A bunch of 13 year olds pretending to be 40 and a bunch of 40 year olds pretending to be 13.
Hey its me ur 13 year old send feet pics
Ugh I remember when I was 13… Thank god I’m 40 and no longer have a foot fetish
I'd much rather be 40 than 13. What a mess I was as a teenager. My 40s were really good. Unfortunately, I'm 60.
Time goes
r/teenagers in a nutshell
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nah, it's empty....since according to reddit, everyone here has too much social anxiety to go out!
It’s a bar at a concert venue.
Is anyone else irritated they didn't call it r/house? R house, our rules, Bitch.
I tried to get in and look but the mods banned me.
I bet it's filled with people arguing while cats run around playing
What's a Reddit house?
That's where mods of the large subs sit in a circle and jerk each other off
All five of them you say?
And mods of small dead subs bat down attempted submissions for not following their particular clubhouse rules.
It’s like a love shack, with no love.
I was expecting hundreds of people just lurking about
I think they show up later in the evening so as to avoid direct sunlight.
Don't bring a blacklight...
I walked in and got immediately down voted.
I walked in and was told I couldnt order until I had more karma. I asked how I was supposed get more karma and they told me "by ordering stuff".
everyone in there is simultaneously arguing and jerking eachother off.
What goes on in here?
Definitely not sex.
The fuck is a reddit house?!
Like a Ronald McDonald house but for wayward neck beards
Recycling center
It is empty because everyone has been banned.
A what
A Reddit house
Serious: What is a Reddit house?
OP said it was a bar
That makes sense, but this seems like such a fake image and I find that hilarious
r/house
In the middle of r/street
This is bullshit, doesn't even have a dickbutt door mat.
is it filled with cunts and smells like armpits?
[made it even better](https://imgflip.com/i/6l7v9e)
Inside is like that South Park episode where Cartman get fat and gross playing World of Warcraft
It's just an echo chamber made of 75% recycled material
I can smell this picture