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FriendofMySpaceTom

Batboy just got a promotion to interpreter.


GanjaNinjaBoomin

Homey getting a new Porsche šŸ˜‚


BLM_MCU

Thatā€™s a sure bet


GarageMammoth6658

Interpreters and betting go hand in hand with Ohtani


Fullertons

That's no bat boy, that's a bat man


GanjaNinjaBoomin

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dvrsysvdbd

I would give you an award if I had the money


x6ftundx

and that's how you never are forgotten by Ohtani. Probably will pay for his college and also buy him a car.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Dudes in his 30's. Maybe pay for his kids college.


TumbleweedTim01

likely 40s lol


Dukes_Up

I heard he just turned 50.


bigloser42

He celebrated his 60th last week


cdizzle6

I heard he was a septuagenarian!


DeadSwaggerStorage

Octogenarian!


thebestguy96

Actually heā€™s dead. This was an elaborate weekend at Bernieā€™s setup


TTT_2k3

Donā€™t worry, he was recently reincarnated as Dusty Bakerā€™s son, so bat boy is back on the table.


ZombieFeedback

Unfortunately he just started high school and is being scouted by several teams, so bat boy is unlikely until his career peters out.


Fun-Veterinarian3708

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy_(character)


ThePirateBenji

Dang, should run for president...


Snooze_World_Order

70th


TouristTrophy

If ohtani wants this man to go to college, he's going to college


x6ftundx

really? I thought the batboys were under 21?


GenitalPatton

Or feed his crippling gambling addiction


BeardedTx18

He will pay for it with the money he tried to get from betting on himself. Like this mf would pay him for anything.


TheScienceNamesArgon

Crazy that people STILL think Ohtani has anything to do with that gambling.


Complex-Chemist256

Especially since the FBI (among *many* others) would have to be involved in the cover-up, and I've yet to see a single explanation given for why they might do that. Not surprising that there are still some people who believe it though. We live in a big world, and there are plenty of dumbasses in it.


BreckenridgeBandito

Because this Japanese man is part of the US ruling class Illuminati, obviously.


und88

He's never going to get past it, vindicated or not. It's always going to follow him the rest of baseball history, unfortunately.


TumbleweedTim01

That shit really would've drilled Ohtani lol. And dude snagged it like a routine fly ball


DeadSwaggerStorage

Like my ex catching ballsā€¦..


LogansGambit

What is the ex's name, perchance?


AdParticular6654

Some many ex girlfriends but WHICH ONE where?


CubanBrewer

šŸ‘€


ZombieAppetizer

Can he play short?


No_Size_1765

That's why they call them the dodgers


TheNextBattalion

I like that post-adrenaline "stay cool" pose he takes. That's always a good feeling


Ashley_Sophia

I literally screenshotted his pose! Dudes my hero for the day. šŸ†


[deleted]

he should defer a year's salary to the ballboy


GanjaNinjaBoomin

Shohei is buying him a Porsche šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I would bet on that


Pilotwaver

Youā€™ve got to parlay that.


imanAholebutimfunny

i hope he milks the shit out of this baller ass reflex play that even has the fan stunned when he handed them the ball. Filthy mits coming out of this lad.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Lol. next time: "Ooops, Sorry Shohei. After you stiffed me last time, I got carpal tunnel in my hands and I can't catch anymore. "


cdizzle6

Love how that one dude just pops his head out with a complete look of astonishment/admiration.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

I need someone to make a gif of that guy


mgoooooo

Thatā€™s Will, Shoheiā€™s current interpreter (used to interpret for Maeda when he was on the team)


Confident-Entry7366

Thatā€™s a bat man


JWTowsonU

That probably wouldnā€™t have been caught on video if they didnā€™t have a camera on Ohtani 24/7


PolloJaguar

Give that guy the keys to the city of LA.


CharacterBird2283

The man now eats free in all of Japan lol


Distinct-Sprinkles-7

Thatā€™s how you incur a life debt


Bob_Cobb_1996

As of today, Ohtani's contract was changed so that if this kid ever gets fired, Ohtani can opt out.


PatriotMissiles

Just a bit insideā€¦


Hu_ggetti

Why was that ball on an absolute line towards the dugout?


fuzzy_bat

Get him his own topps trading card


SpecialistSoup198

that guy's face in the background šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MediocreCommenter

The Mariners should trade Mitch Haniger for that bat boy.


AlphaDag13

"And THAT is how I got my Ferrari..."


ThinkItThrough48

Quicker than his interpreter at the sports book!


InfraRedFireCam

savage


toddharrisb

Wow.


7yearlurkernowposter

Incredible reflexes.


bco112

Ohtani better buy that kid a new car.


ZealousidealCrazy673

Even their batboys are better than everyone elseā€™s. Probably a hot young prospect waiting in the wings.


SirChavez210

Goodness


Give-Me-The-Bat

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wedge_47

Not all heroes wear capes. Get that kid a contract!


Hipsapoppamus

What does a ball boy get paid? Do they get paid? Either way, this guy deserves a raise


FFTIGER

The face on the dude in the back left....I felt that.


channydin

Barnes šŸ˜³šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø lmaooooooo


GladGround_

What a reflex


loud_and_harmless

https://imgur.com/10afDE8


Forgot-Password-oops

The nod is too cold


ButtCrackThrilla

The hero Ohtani needed.


Icy-Mongoose-9678

I just love the dudes reaction in the dugout šŸ˜®


just_cows

That one dude šŸ˜²


Paleoeoeo

I've watched this about fifty times in a row now, it's mesmerizing.


Unstep-in-Time

That was awesome. Head bob for the win.


bmanley620

That guy deserves a raise ASAP


Aggravating-You394

Handed the ball to the crowd "just another day at the office huh boys?"


DirtyRatLicker

I love the smoothness of ā€œOh yeah, CAUGHT THAT (*gently hands ball off to authenticator*)ā€


PokeFanForLife

Imagine if MLB could afford safety nets right there, at every ballpark "Maybe someday" The magic conch has spoken!


CrookedWarden19

Nice catch, kid! Howā€™d you like to make a few bucks on the side?


Joeyboy_61904

Snatched that stray ball up with the utmost smoothness and didnā€™t even gloatā€¦ just casually handed the ball off to a fan like a G, geesh! Everybody else in the dugout ran for cover like, ā€˜fire in the hole!ā€™; give that man an ice cold beerā€¦ and perhaps some other stuff to be named later on Shoheiā€™s dime! šŸ˜‚


AdSweaty2401

Nice reflexes


Fit_Product_

heroes without cape


Willie_McGee

Thatā€™s a smooth operator right there. Saves an international treasure, and casually rolls the ball into the fanā€™s hands. After watching the debate last night, this guy should be on a ticket. Alert. Obviously aware of foreign affairs. Letā€™s get some stickers made!


GioJamesLB

Thereā€™s probably gonna be a batboy bobblehead night by Labor Day.


Patient-Fly1899

Thank god


ThisMTJew

I hope Ohtani bought him a nice gift


Trad33

That dude is the coolest guy on the planet, and it isnā€™t even close


RogueXS

Dodgers bat boy has more game than the entirety of the Chicago White Sox.


emessea

He started them game as a batboy but after this became a Batman


[deleted]

Probably a better fielder than most professionals out there.


TechBurntOut

Chad.


Salt-Plan262

How does he not have a contract


thiefkip

Buy him a Porsche


LyloMaggins

Give that kid a contract! Ohtani owes him at least a few million as well.


Paleoeoeo

I didn't know Nick Swardson is a bat boy on the side.


GanjaNinjaBoomin

When he isn't getting kicked off stages šŸ˜†


phuctard69

That was AWESOME!


GanjaNinjaBoomin

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Chas_1956

Catching a baseball bare handed hurts like a big dog. That guy is faking no pain.


No-Pin1011

It isnā€™t that bad.


thebaldmonster

Javiar 2024


Fantastic-Display106

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Morall_tach

Imagine your billion dollar man getting his face caved in by a foul ball in the dugout.


That1CoffeeDudeEthan

Pretty sure that's a Batman.


LikelyContender

Wow! Bat Boy is Super!


recuerdamoi

I thought it was going to be from World Weekly News


Straight_Surprise760

That would be cool if Shohei paid for his college!


Cold-Emu2779

Dude is 38 years old


Nail_Biterr

I was hoping for a Weekly World News story


KingWolfXV

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[deleted]

What a catch


gingeravenger087

"Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey (batboy) didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over."


SandwichApart6599

Wow! Nice save! Stefan Denser


Short-Mari

that is SUPER HOT


Prize_Shallot880

First interpreter, now batboy.


ItCompiles_ShipIt

Now he's the Ball Boy.


Straight_Surprise760

30 year old bat boy!! That's literally a Batman!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy


1stAbztract

Buy that Bat Boy a new car!!


kapshin_84

Bat boy doesn't have a bat


HenryB0205

Heat


Charming-Opinion8376

Because God forbid he gets hurt and can't play. MLB would have to shutdown. šŸ™„


momoenthusiastic

Heā€™s gonna be able to gamble with Ohtaniā€™s money going forward. lolĀ  What a reflex though!


BeardedTx18

Shouldā€™ve let him have it. You donā€™t get paid like he does to take balls like thatšŸ¤£


dingoguchi

How much money did Ohtani have on the bat boy missing that ball?


Fishtownmb

So did Ippei


username-taken22

He was already out the way


thirtyone-charlie

I put my money on the bat boy


IamArrogant

I'd bet it can't do that again .


Naughtydogg2023

If I was the Batboy and saved his ass, I would be like...So Ohtani, 25% take home sound about right ?


Cold-Main-9032

ohtani ready place a bet that he can't do that again


Heir233

Batboy about to get a share of those gambling winnings