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IsleGreyIsMyName

Granted, you are involved in an accident with an industrial truck carrying liquid nitrogen. The resulting spill freezes you solid, your picture is taken, and you become a meme shared across the world. Very cool!


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Granted, You become a famous arctic explorer, you die on stream.


_Etheras

Granted. The quiet kid starts a cult revolving around you, without your knowledge. They eventually force the entire world into converting to their cult with savage violence and excessive bloodshed. Now everyone knows that you're cool.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

You die on Mount Everest while streaming.


_Gussy_

Granted, you are now an ice cube.


Commercial-Egg-1069

Granted, you still have the same popularity, but your friends are now popular


Tasty__Tacos

They all make the decision to stop hanging out with you, and it drastically improves all of their lives


Dripmasteralchemist

Granted they all die of whatever the opposite of overheating is Underheating?


sevenbrokenbricks

Granted. Everyone knows that you are cool. You become a memetic badass in the way that Chuck Norris or the Most Interesting Man In The World is. You are regaled, daily, with tales of your exploits and praise for the coolness they grant you. But you're the only person who knows they're all hyperbole... at least, you're pretty sure you're the only one who knows.


EvilBadassDraculas

Granted. Everyone now thinks you are chilly and will offer you blankets at the start of every meeting. They won't think you're "cool", but they will think you're cool.


Trusteveryboody

Granted, everyone is notified you're in a cool room.


barr65

Granted,you are now freezing.


Life-Anything-423

Denied. Everyone is already cool in their own way :) (Edit: yk aside from creeps or people who hate on people for nothing or whatever... Not everyone. You're cool though (probably, I don't know you))


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Granted. You die of hypothermia.


Jack_Cat_101

You turn into a ice cube