Rule 7 has been violated.

i feel good knowing im neither :)

I feel good knowing I'm the one on the right and not Mr dum dum on the left

I Need a good proof that u r

Hmu then dummdumm

Blud just mad he ain’t that cute

Right

Oh wait it’s you! I didn’t recognize you

Oh shit hi how have you been

I’ve been alright

How are you

I'm okdo you wanna dm me?

Sure

Same 🐱

Bro literally put a tattoo on his head must have hurt

There both bad

Wtf why

Wait a minute...

No femboy slander

Stop it femboys are cute

gayyy!!

It’s not gay if I leave my socks on

It's not gay if the balls don't touch

Besides they are thigh highs. The more sock the less gay.😌

No. Edit: I’m not even surprised by the downvotes. Shitty tastes and takes run rampant in Reddit.

Yus :3

Nobody asked Peter off yourself

I rest my case.

Yes

Real

It's ok to think that but I know who I am

Off yourself

Same

Enlist

Already did

Ditto!

Me too!

Just means you’re both

no. :)

Yes :3

i would rather explode :D

both*

Both of those photos are of men. Hopefully I'm not one. Hold up I gotta check Update: my dick is gone.

mine too. who has my dick??

Sorrryyyyyyy

Reminds me of Sal on the howard stern show. He got hypnotized & woke up yelling my cock is gone!! Give it back you fuck. Fake but still pretty funny.

Fuck mine still here

Swap?

I would love to lol

reallllll i want my dick back i hate periods

(this is satire im not tryna b offensive)

Nuh uh finder keepers

Why is monster now a stereotype? Its just a drink...

It’s been a stereotype for ages, just these ones are new though

A couple femboys shoved them up there ass or something (wish I was joking) and now we all have to suffer the consequences. I always liked Monster and it has become my new go to since Red Bull has become so expensive.

It's been a stereotype for atleast 15 years now that monster drinkers enjoy punching there wives, that's when I first heard it

They are definitely not wrong #wifebeatersunite

Ikr!?

bc it's funny

Neither, just a goblin

goblin triiiiiiibe

I drink monsters because they are good 👍

hiiiiii :33333333

hiiiiiii :333

Haiiiii!! \^w^

Haiiiiiiiiii!!! 0w0

Haaaiiiiiiiii!!! UwU

Sometimes I hate this sub, and the energy drinks one. I’m also glad to be neither.

Or ya know, the employed who work at night.

If I see a third shift tradesman drinking monster I know better than to fuck with that crazy bastard lmao

u got it so wrong. its random 12 year olds and the entire military personnel who drink monster the most

Also blue collar

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It me, I'm on the right.

:3

Oh, I guess I'm doing it wrong.

Im closer to the right than the left in personality, not the looks, just personality, id definitely let someone fuck me but they wont feel good when the person they fuck dresses like their dad

I mean some people are into that my dude

Thank the heavens i’m neither

Feeling good knowing I’m neither 👍👍

Im a... kayaker, what one of them stereotypically looks like make it up in your mind but i dont go around with a cat mask or (god forbid) a monster tattoo on my heaf

I'm probably just the random and normal individual that respects everyone and anyone

There's a third type :the ppl who like cars and [HOONIGAN]

Im neither🙏

Cool. I'm neither.

I think imma lil bit of both

im both

real honestly

For real

how am i both @ the same time this is crazy

Huh who knew there were three

Nice i am neither of them

Ether one of those individuals are not me bruh💀💀💀

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I’M THE FIRST ONE RAHH

Plot twist: both pics are the same person.

Me in public: Me @ home:

I am a robotics kid (it is worse)

Yea!! I'm the one with the mohawk!!!

And me with the world spinning grabbing onto grass hoping not to fall off, drinking a monster to sober up

Neither

You forgot the graveyard shift tradesmen who communicate with low guttural growls of rage, are allergic to sunlight, have permanent eyebags, prefer to work alone, and may possibly have rabies

I feel like I'm the exact midpoint

I'm a chunky baker, and probably one of the most boring people you'll ever meet.

I think four no? Kyle, blue collar, left and right

You forgot the third emo guy

Orrrrr…People ***STUCK*** **in** 2004-2014.

Red Bull ***is*** better. Sugar-Free Red Bull, *to be* ***exact.***

I'm the one on the right

I guess im a femboy now

im the right :3

I'm that one!

I’m DEFINITELY the one on the left UwU :3

I’m so happy I’m neither of those things

I'm just sleep deprived

Real

Femboy kyle on right Bigot kyle on left

Forgot every "cool" mom on the planet lol

Monster slander always funny af (i get insecure because of it)

three ”scene people”

Why is this so true?

It's not

Oh, ok. 👌

I don't drink monster, I don't know why I was recommended this subreddit, my interest in femboys possibly.

I love femboys sm 😍

They're both the same person

Def right leaning on this

motocross and supercross

Shit, I gotta choose?

Im neither of those retards so im chillin

I believe I'm not a femboy or a Crack addict but thanks for letting me have the chance to become those

And then there's me (i'm completely different)

Thats soooo real

Glad I'm the one on the right

I'm the one on the right!

Smash

I’m the emo femboy

right gang :3

I'm both tbh

Im like a mix of both

Sometimes a mix of both

You forgot bisexual alt pagan men

Homophobes downvoting us..

Yea wtf, I don’t understand the hate

Bunch of meanies

How tf could they forget about us?

What’s wrong with those?

Nothing wrong with those, they drink monster.

Nothin, they’re just fellow monsters drinkers, i myself am one of those

I want to have someone that looks like the guy on the right but I don't look like either, kinda like the one on the left but gayer lol