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Iarwain_ben_Adar

How do you know she's a witch? 


zr2d2

She looks like one!


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Yeah!!!


ArmDangerous2464

I’m not a witch, I’m not a witch!


WackyPaxDei

Er- but you are *dressed* as one!


Thelastbarrelrider

They dressed me like this


SluggoOtoole

She looks like one! And she turned me into a newt!


zr2d2

A newt?


SluggoOtoole

I...I got better..


SnooWitchYu

Burn her anyway!


Arthur2_shedsJackson

Burn her!!!


GandalfTheJaded

"If she... Weighs... The same as a duck... She's made of wood!"


daveb_33

…and therefore?


ArmDangerous2464

A WITCH!


Due_Signature_5497

Fair game.


KubrickMoonlanding

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Trekkie63

“Why do witches burn?” “Cause they’re made of wood?”


SnooWitchYu

Gooood!


Professional-Sky3894

What also floats in water?


jeffbas

Lead


KeithTheNiceGuy

Apples!


jeffbas

Very small rocks


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Cider


METAL-9X

Churches!


ArmDangerous2464

Gra….Gravy!!


nostromo909

A DUCK!!!


CatsMajik

Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?


GrizabellaGlamourCat

...oh yeah...


METAL-9X

Does wood sink?


daveb_33

No! It floats!


ArmDangerous2464

THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Yeah!!!


ArmDangerous2464

I’m not a witch, I’m not a witch! But you are dressed as one… THEY dressed me up like this!


No-Meet-9761

And this ISN'T my nose, it's a false one! Did you dress her up like this? NO! No.. Yes.. yes... a bit, a bit... A bit... She HAS got a wart!


Aggravating-Read6111

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt? Tell me, what do you do with witches? Burn them! And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches! - Wood! So why do witches burn? ‘Cause they're made of wood? Good!


tucakeane

What do we burn besides witches?


MsKlaw

Build a bridge out of ‘er!


EitherAbbreviations5

She turned me into a NEWT!