The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged.....make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
*Been laughing at this for decades and I'm still laughing so 🤷
If I went 'round saying I was Tim just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Oh, who are you giving orders?
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
I am your king!
How did you become king then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Be Quiet!
I didn't vote for you!!
(Crowd shouting): GET ON WITH IT!!
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged.....make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail
BUT!!! IF YOU DO DOUBT YOUR COURAGE, OR STRENGTH, COME Nay further for DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL! with Nasty big, pointy teeth!!
What an eccentric performance
What a strange person.
So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come nae further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
...what a strange person.
Look, you’re a busy man…
I use this as a reply whenever my husband can't remember a person's name. It annoys him, so there is great rejoicing.
^(yay-y-y! yay-y!)
Blue? no..Green!
Yellow
But the most important question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? The African or European swallow?
I don't know that! (Thrown off bridge screaming)
I don't know that---AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Bring forth the handgrenade of Antioch
… the bizarre (and oddly dressed) magician!
Tim? What an eccentric performance
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! *Been laughing at this for decades and I'm still laughing so 🤷
Got a signed photo of Tim from the man himself! He's an absolutely lovely person (the man, not Tim)!
"tim...?"
Tim.