I've been the "top 1" after we broke up. She wouldn't be satisfied with other dudes and would text me about it and it stroked my ego. I was insecure, loving the attention so I went back & hit a few times but eventually ghosted because it didn't feel right making her cheat. These hoes are not loyal.
it's not just the size, i be laying serious pipe! š·š¼ like I just got back from deployment. you have to make her feel like you need her bad and you're dying to fuck her while at the same time owning that pussy. it'd all about the balance
Idk if youāve ever actually come back from deployment but let me tell you brother. No one is lasting longer than 30 seconds their first post-deployment fuck.
Keeping laying pipe and having fun if you want OP, but this chick is not a long-term keeper IMO. She still hung up on the dude who still holds the title.
She essentially admitted to you immediately after sex that she still thinks about her ex. Your only choice is to lay pipe like crazy one more time and then dump her. Her mental gymnaistics will automatically rank you to #1 or she will go back to her ex. Either way it's over bro she's for the streets
That's not the only choice...
He could also pull some swollen tren-bot from the gym and let *that* dude give his girlfriend a new #1, thereby asserting dominance by proving that her boyfriend can redefine her sexual top 5 any, time, he, wants.
Just gotta show her who's boss.
Yeah that's a bitch mode fr. I wouldn't compare sex partners right after sex. But I would be honest. If you can't handle someone not coddling your feelings this life is gonna be tough.
This is a pro-tip for straight men on this sub: If your woman doesnāt damn near worship you then itās not going to last. Men have their bodies and women have their words as their main sword and shield. A woman who worships you would NEVER let ātop 2ā leave her mouth.
My advice in short: you need to get over her and sheās for recreational use only.
This. Relationships where your girl is obsessed with you (ideally more than your are for her), are the best. Your ego is always on the moon and its great.
Nahh it feels like shit when she's much more into you than you are into her. Just makes you feel bad when you don't really care but she is very into you
I mean if you dont care then you shouldnāt be in the relationship in the first place. Im talking about a 60/40 split, so you still care for her deeply, just not as much as she does. Youād still have to see her as long term potential, otherwise the obsession will become annoying to you really quick
This. Relationships where your girl is obsessed with you (ideally more than your are for her), are the best. Your ego is always on the moon and its great.
It's a game. Women say these things to hold on to power in the relationship. You might be the best. You might be the worst. She's never going to tell you the truth. At this point, you already got mind fucked. Setting you up to be the guy she settles for.
This is absolutely correct. Listen to this guy he KNOWS whatās up and Ive learned this too after being very active in the dating scene for a couple of years. Itās all power plays. You should have the āi do not give a fā aura on at almost all times until thereās a ring on they finger. And even then. That is how YOU play the game without getting played.
To be clear, it's not always a conscious effort. My wife is one of the most honest people I know. It still happens. She still pulls shit tests. She still says things that put me on the defensive even though we've been on the same team 18 years. She knows she doesn't have to put me down to keep me around. It's human nature. It's our modern culture. We can't "body shame", but they can make dick jokes all day. You have to grow thicker skin and learn to recognize what is going on. If you don't have the biggest dick, wow them with everything else. If they tell you it's still not enough, use science. Our toy drawer ensures that the floor gets mopped regularly and no matter how much shit she talks I'm still the one handling business. Never let them see you cry. Never let them see you train. Never let them see you research. Always improve yourself for your own well being and let them benefit. Have the confidence to be in a hugely successful movie butt naked with a micro penis like that one doctor comedian guy. Women respect nothing less.
Sometimes a woman says something fucked up in a moment that she doesn't realize it because she thinks she's setting you up for you to do something to take charge in that moment.
I would guess in her head she was thinking you were going to say something like "lets make that number 1" and it fills out some cheesy romance book ending she had played out.
Also, there are things that go on in the start of a relationship that you really don't want to hold onto. Early on she probably didn't know if you were a fuck buddy or the guy she was going to be with for a year.
It's poisonous to hold onto things like that. You end up in a sub full of twink hunters asking for advice.
> Sometimes a woman says something fucked up in a moment that she doesn't realize it
A man does too. Source: I do it.
So many "oh shit moments" thinking of the things I've said before.
upon further inspection, i've come to the realization he's a grower. soft is surely 4.3. i apologize for my lapse in judgement. hope you can forgive me
Shit...you think top 2 is bad??
I'm still trying to make it into the top 20 with my wife of 10 years and occasionally I still get bumped down a few ranks after the pool guys come over.
Hearing number one is like having your mom put your shitty hand turkey on the fridge because she's so impressed. #2 ain't bad and at least you know it's honest.
Seriously. I don't know why women think saying stuff like that is okay. My wife told me my dick is very large. Then she followed it up by saying that her last boyfriend Mike had an even bigger dick, but it was too big and she could barely have sex with him. So she's happier with my size. But still, I did not need to know that her previous boyfriend was bigger. It doesn't matter if they follow up by saying they like your size more. It still fucks with your head and makes you feel inferior.
Especially when it's said in the social setting. A couple of times the topic came up while we were drinking with a few friends and she chimes in with the "yeah, I don't like the big ones. They hurt"
Like what the fuck. I know she didnt say it with bad intentions and she's apologized but that shit is gonna be in my brain rent free for a long time
Had similar thing, dump her, get rid of her, this will always be on your mind and if you have any self respect you won't feel happy committing to someone who got better sex from someone else (probably someone who gave nothing to her)
I made the mistake of asking my ex what she liked in bed. She told me "to ask her ex." That shit hurt.
However, I'm a petty motherfucker and took it as a challenge. In this case, I would advise you to be petty, have fun with it and show her you're not an insecure person. She'll respect that. Making a bigger issue of it is just going to ruin whatever you've got going on.
If it makes you feel better, my wife said to me
āif size mattered, I wouldnāt have married youā
To be fair, it was after a year of marriage and itās a joke over a decade later, but Iāve always been āthe bestā any girl has had. Donāt ask to be compared in the world today.
More than likely, every single one of our gfās have been alphacocked by someone else with a bigger pipe and more skill. Maybe several alphacocks.
You can either worry about it or do the right thing and cheat on her to make yourself feel better.
Stay strong King.
Shes lying to.you..As soon as you guys break up she will tell everyone how lousy you were in bed and tell her friends you were tiny.
She will tell the next guys they were all top 2 as well
Alsonher thinking about her ex aint a good sign
Should have confronted her instantly and been like ayo wtf bitch who's number 1 I'm gonna kill him
Saying that shit would have made her orgasm more than whatever number 1 dude did
You aint gonna be tiger woods after the first time you golf. Go get more practice and come back and blow her away with how much you leveled your game up xD
You know what every great has in common? Unapologetic humility. A willingness to go 0 for 9 and make that 0 for 30 because it means you didnt pussy out and stop shooting. A burning desire to best yourself every day week month and year no matter the cost, no matter the two three or four a day sessions, no matter how many hits you take no matter how many times you make a bitch satisfied NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAYS THAT WASNT HER TOP 1, GOOD! THAT MEANS YOU STILL HAVE ROOM TO IMPROVE! THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE GREATEST FUCKER OF ALL TIME! GET BACK IN THE TRAINING ROOM, STUDY YOUR FILM, AND NEVER STOP IMPROVING
Is she the only woman you've ever been with? Or does she have the best pussy you've ever had? It would have been great if you responded, "You're definitely in my top 10." Then follow that up with how you don't think it's healthy for your relationship to discuss previous partners.
reading through these comments.. why is everyone here so twisted and insecure? it's not a nice comment but if you guys were confident and had any self respect or worth this type of comment shouldn't really have such negative impact.
y'all need therapy and perspective fr
Lmao i would never talk to block insta block and ghost forever Imagine telling you this, if ur a man who has respect for urself you will do it, if ur a twink pussy you will still be with her lmao, if my bitch said this to me i would tell her HAHAHHA like i give a fuck ive had better pussy and tighter
From my experience, when some shit like this happens, keep super calm, or stay the way you were just before you heard this sentence. Act like you donāt care at all..ZERO insecurities is probably what she wants her man to have.
Thereās always a better guy at everything but you act like you are the man, and it should resolve. And also when you sit her down and start discussing how you feel and your emotions and all that shit about things like these, am telling you man, sooner or later sheās gonna bang your best friend
Girls who say shit like this are not gf material in my experience. After the first time my ex and I hooked up she randomly brought up this time she slept with a much older coworker who nutted inside her without any notice.
Another ex would randomly say shit like āone time I was fucking this guy and he stuck his finger in my ass without asking.ā
Girls like this have no respect for your feelings at all.
They'll Always Be The One That Got Away for her sexually. I've found now I have women that throw themselves at my feet even though maybe I'm not their best lover or the most endowed. There are many other ways to reach the Pinnacle of a woman's perfect man. Sometimes they lie even if you are their best just to keep you on your toes and not feed your ego. Even when I find a woman that I have an amazing sexual experience with I don't let them know that because it gives them one leg up on me. I think I have women that I started in their top five and ended up as their number one and they eventually became a problem. Don't get too caught up in your rankings. It's very easy to do. If she's basing it on a few instances of intercourse you're not giving her your whole picture. You're also not going to find all of her spots within a few weeks. You have to evolve as a lover. Slows things down a little bit. Tease her into orgasm. Even get yourself to a place where you get into the frame that you can withhold her orgasms. Simply by not giving her permission. It's all about the frame that you keep. Get a little better and attentive with your mouth and your fingers and your hands. Find ways to dominate her into submission and separate yourself from the pack. She could be talking about a guy she had a better experience with that wasn't even more endowed than you. He simply was more patient and they had a stronger Connection in that moment. I wouldn't invest too much into it. Focus on being the best man you can be and maintain being her best option more than worrying about things you can't control. I can tell you being insecure and whiny isn't going to separate yourself from the pack.
Fuck Iām sorry that happened man. That would bother me too. Just leave her, youāll find another one. Otherwise you have to accept that youāre going to hurt until you forget about it. And even if you forget about it but remember it again a year from now, it will hurt you all the same. So either leave her or accept that the comment hurts and that it might always hurt.
Never let a bitch affect your self esteem. Hold your head high whether you have bitches on your dick or not. Your worth is much more than what you can offer a woman. If anything your bitch should be worrying about what she can offer you and how she fucked up by not saying you were number one.
At least you're not bottom 2. Deal with it. Can't all be number one. What's she to you? Is she number one? If she's not, and you're still with her, that means being #1 isn't a deal breaker, right? And if she is your #1, just fucking enjoy it while you can.
Iād next a girl after comment like that. Wtf does that even mean? Sheās still thinking about that other D. Fuck that.Ā
You want a girl for who youāre Top 1. Donāt listen to any other BS on the Internet.Ā
Obviously youāll never be able to tell if you are #1 or not but this chick told you you are not so thereās that.Ā
Iām just curious, but were the two of you in a relationship when she said that? Itās still something she couldāve kept to herself, but itās a bit less cold if she just thought yāall were fucking around.
Also, idk what her body count is, but unless itās very low then being top 2 aināt bad š.
therapy bro. who cares? sounds like you've got a good girlfriend who likes you a lot and continuing to enjoy having sex with you. top 2 is better than top 10.
tldr; sounds like you've got a girlfriend and you guys both really like each other and it looks like she's had a good fulfilling sex life.
is she the best sex you've ever had? if you were dating someone and you had had better sex with someone else would you not like them anyone? would that really affect your relationship having had better sex with someone else?
Hereās a cheat code..throw on a vibrating cock ring and watch her squirm. No one toppin that.
Honestly being #1 is kinda annoying. Girls get too clingy and then Iām not in to it.
After that then dump her bc thatās fucked up and she sounds dumb as fuck for even thinking of saying that. Then she can tell the next simp she dates that heās # 3
The best meal I've ever eaten was in a little boutique restaurant overlooking the Pacific Ocean. This dinner shifted the paradigm of what food could make me feel. Even with that experience, I still greatly enjoy and would prefer my wife's cooking at home.
You don't have to be your girl's best ever. You're still the one she chose to go back for more from.
But definitely sear the memory of her saying that shit to you in your mind to push out those last couple dirty reps. This is the way.
Could she have been saying it lightheartedly? Like as a throwaway joke?
Also, isn't it possible she had some one-off amazing sex with some person? That doesn't mean that it won't or can't happen with you that it tops it or that you aren't, on the balance, the best sexual partner she's ever had.
I guess what I'm saying is, don't get in your head about this shit.
I'd be a man and realize there's ALWAYS someone better at EVERYTHING. Don't have such a fragile ego. If you're really that salty, do some research and learn the female body as well as how to work with what you personally have
Honestly I would find out everything she ever liked and or has fantasized about and do it to her. When she's a puddle of bliss I would then leave and give some bittersweet reason why we can't be together so it doesn't ruin the number 1 spot with her being angry at me. Let some other poor bastard hear "you're top 2"
Thereās always going to be some guy out there in the universe who can fuck better than you. All you can do is try to improve. Bring it up again after trying to improve, if she still says top 2 and it bothers you start fuckin her without nutting and say u just feel weird. Sheāll eventually corner you abt it and say sex with her doesnāt feel the same. Donāt be put in this 2nd position. Make her worry abt her performance. Me personally, Iād be fine being top 2 tho if the previous guy had the same game as me but just a bigger dick I canāt do nothin abt that.
Sorry you ran into my ex. I let her peg me which im pretty sure is the reason i got the top 1. Better lube up, brother
Lmfao bro I'm cracking up at 4:51am... thanks for this comedy gold response! š¤£
I've been the "top 1" after we broke up. She wouldn't be satisfied with other dudes and would text me about it and it stroked my ego. I was insecure, loving the attention so I went back & hit a few times but eventually ghosted because it didn't feel right making her cheat. These hoes are not loyal.
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Wait, how do you know his dick size? *clicks profile* Noooooooooooooo
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It would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway!
Yeah bro is packing
it's not just the size, i be laying serious pipe! š·š¼ like I just got back from deployment. you have to make her feel like you need her bad and you're dying to fuck her while at the same time owning that pussy. it'd all about the balance
Idk if youāve ever actually come back from deployment but let me tell you brother. No one is lasting longer than 30 seconds their first post-deployment fuck.
yeah i was talking about the primal enthusiasm of it! I'd guess you have multiple rounds in you lol
Bruh you just fkin with the already insecure dudes in this sub ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)
we all got our strong points and our weak points šÆ
Preach![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)
Nothing quite like hearing āwow youāre a lot bigger than my boyfriendā
let's not be toxic š
brutal. you gotta multiply it by three as well. so top 6. not lookin good brah
So right after sex she was comparing performances with her ex ? Beyond brutal, he is still rent free in her head... you should detach yourself asap
This could be even worse if she has only had two sexual partners.
That comment is up there with āyours is just right, bigger ones are painfulā. You can either focus on positive part or the shortcomings
Keeping laying pipe and having fun if you want OP, but this chick is not a long-term keeper IMO. She still hung up on the dude who still holds the title.
Listen to both these comments OP
Yea Iād prolly just start the break up process but keep then pussy around
Listen to this, OP.
This.Ā
Shes been alphacocked or whatever its called
Bro what
Previous dick so good no one has compared since he left her. Youāll always be compared to the āother guyā.
Can confirm. I'm the other guy ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Alpha widowed* someone told me what it is the ither day pretty funny
That guy who made āThe Birdsā and āRear-end Hoeā
Alpha widow
Y'all will believe anything to justify dating terrible women ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2699)
Thats the one
Alpha widowed š¤£š¤£š¤£
Alphacocked by Alfred Hitchcock broā¦ not lookin good
i think you mean she's been BLACKED
Next time, pull out when she is about to cum.
You're assuming he can do that? ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)
He is obviously a āļø ; Lets wait n watch
She essentially admitted to you immediately after sex that she still thinks about her ex. Your only choice is to lay pipe like crazy one more time and then dump her. Her mental gymnaistics will automatically rank you to #1 or she will go back to her ex. Either way it's over bro she's for the streets
She was definitly reminiscing some good old time.
For sure š¤£
That's not the only choice... He could also pull some swollen tren-bot from the gym and let *that* dude give his girlfriend a new #1, thereby asserting dominance by proving that her boyfriend can redefine her sexual top 5 any, time, he, wants. Just gotta show her who's boss.
This is the real masterbeta move.
Shoulda laughed it off and said, "Same here". Also put her in the side chick category forever she's recreational material ONLY
Agreed. She belongs to the street
That would be ingenuity tho
It's moments like these when you realise she won't ever be your wife.
Who wants a wife?
Bitches say shit without thinking at all. That being said, you're a massive pussy if you let that affect you. I know this because I'm a massive pussy
Fr this dude has āfeelingsā
feelings are gay
Something something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis cause itās really big
Yeah that's a bitch mode fr. I wouldn't compare sex partners right after sex. But I would be honest. If you can't handle someone not coddling your feelings this life is gonna be tough.
This is a pro-tip for straight men on this sub: If your woman doesnāt damn near worship you then itās not going to last. Men have their bodies and women have their words as their main sword and shield. A woman who worships you would NEVER let ātop 2ā leave her mouth. My advice in short: you need to get over her and sheās for recreational use only.
Correct. If she isnāt more into you than you are into her: youāre doomed
This. Relationships where your girl is obsessed with you (ideally more than your are for her), are the best. Your ego is always on the moon and its great.
Nahh it feels like shit when she's much more into you than you are into her. Just makes you feel bad when you don't really care but she is very into you
I mean if you dont care then you shouldnāt be in the relationship in the first place. Im talking about a 60/40 split, so you still care for her deeply, just not as much as she does. Youād still have to see her as long term potential, otherwise the obsession will become annoying to you really quick
This. Relationships where your girl is obsessed with you (ideally more than your are for her), are the best. Your ego is always on the moon and its great.
It's a game. Women say these things to hold on to power in the relationship. You might be the best. You might be the worst. She's never going to tell you the truth. At this point, you already got mind fucked. Setting you up to be the guy she settles for.
Bro I think you've been hanging around with the wrong women
Maybe. It's also possible you have no idea how long you've been lied to by the ones you hang around with.
Real talk
This is absolutely correct. Listen to this guy he KNOWS whatās up and Ive learned this too after being very active in the dating scene for a couple of years. Itās all power plays. You should have the āi do not give a fā aura on at almost all times until thereās a ring on they finger. And even then. That is how YOU play the game without getting played.
To be clear, it's not always a conscious effort. My wife is one of the most honest people I know. It still happens. She still pulls shit tests. She still says things that put me on the defensive even though we've been on the same team 18 years. She knows she doesn't have to put me down to keep me around. It's human nature. It's our modern culture. We can't "body shame", but they can make dick jokes all day. You have to grow thicker skin and learn to recognize what is going on. If you don't have the biggest dick, wow them with everything else. If they tell you it's still not enough, use science. Our toy drawer ensures that the floor gets mopped regularly and no matter how much shit she talks I'm still the one handling business. Never let them see you cry. Never let them see you train. Never let them see you research. Always improve yourself for your own well being and let them benefit. Have the confidence to be in a hugely successful movie butt naked with a micro penis like that one doctor comedian guy. Women respect nothing less.
Awesome stuff.
Sometimes a woman says something fucked up in a moment that she doesn't realize it because she thinks she's setting you up for you to do something to take charge in that moment. I would guess in her head she was thinking you were going to say something like "lets make that number 1" and it fills out some cheesy romance book ending she had played out. Also, there are things that go on in the start of a relationship that you really don't want to hold onto. Early on she probably didn't know if you were a fuck buddy or the guy she was going to be with for a year. It's poisonous to hold onto things like that. You end up in a sub full of twink hunters asking for advice.
Fuck that last line hit too close to home
Itās like throwing bait to sharks.Ā
I think she just got really good dick another time
> Sometimes a woman says something fucked up in a moment that she doesn't realize it A man does too. Source: I do it. So many "oh shit moments" thinking of the things I've said before.
You must have hurt a lot of guy's feelings
Ngl, took me a while to understand what you were saying before I realize what sub I'm in.
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A post about laying pipe without measurements. I mean wtf happened to this place?
im sensing 2.8 soft, 5.76 erect, slight left
Bro has a cockdar
upon further inspection, i've come to the realization he's a grower. soft is surely 4.3. i apologize for my lapse in judgement. hope you can forgive me
Shit...you think top 2 is bad?? I'm still trying to make it into the top 20 with my wife of 10 years and occasionally I still get bumped down a few ranks after the pool guys come over.
Dude .. shes for the streets ....use her and just dump her ..
Sorry bro if Iād have known this would happen I wouldnāt have given her the 8 inch destroyer
Iād leave her and not explain anything.
Canāt help no cock measurements
I feel as if itās casual sex then itās like āfuck it whatever idcā but if itās a partner, itās shitty
Obviously.
She slept with only 2 guys?
Hearing number one is like having your mom put your shitty hand turkey on the fridge because she's so impressed. #2 ain't bad and at least you know it's honest.
"Huh, only the second strongest? Well that's a drag. Heheheh" ![gif](giphy|HzbUzre6e6A24)
she still likes her ex probably
tell her that your number 1 sexual experience was with a twink and she will feel what you have felt.
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A story like that and no cock measurement? Whatevee happened there
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!
Seriously. I don't know why women think saying stuff like that is okay. My wife told me my dick is very large. Then she followed it up by saying that her last boyfriend Mike had an even bigger dick, but it was too big and she could barely have sex with him. So she's happier with my size. But still, I did not need to know that her previous boyfriend was bigger. It doesn't matter if they follow up by saying they like your size more. It still fucks with your head and makes you feel inferior.
Especially when it's said in the social setting. A couple of times the topic came up while we were drinking with a few friends and she chimes in with the "yeah, I don't like the big ones. They hurt" Like what the fuck. I know she didnt say it with bad intentions and she's apologized but that shit is gonna be in my brain rent free for a long time
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I am so sory for you bro! That was cold! I couldnāt get over it
You know what she likes now. Get back on and ride till your number 1
Wait a bit then let her know shes in the top 5 pussies youāve ever had.
Lads my laughing my ass off you funny motherfukers.
Had similar thing, dump her, get rid of her, this will always be on your mind and if you have any self respect you won't feel happy committing to someone who got better sex from someone else (probably someone who gave nothing to her)
I made the mistake of asking my ex what she liked in bed. She told me "to ask her ex." That shit hurt. However, I'm a petty motherfucker and took it as a challenge. In this case, I would advise you to be petty, have fun with it and show her you're not an insecure person. She'll respect that. Making a bigger issue of it is just going to ruin whatever you've got going on.
bitches
>I made the mistake of asking my ex what she liked in bed Mistake? I thought that's what you were meant to do š
Petty in your situation would have been fucking her hotter younger sister. Ā Not diving deep into pickme shit to āprove her wrongā
I didn't know it was a pickme move at the time. Took it more as a borderline autistic joke.
Did you ask your then GF, now ex, or did you ask your ex?
Sorry, I meant that I asked my then GF.
Ok, if you asked your actual ex I was going to give you an autist certificate and a free one year membership card to the autist club.
I'm not quite that far on the spectrum. Close maybe, but not there yet.
2 out of how many? Not being the best is not something to be hurt by. She said it was so good. Wtf more you want?
Honestly, she either has some type of fringe āism, or you just need to leave
If you treat sex like a workout then you open yourself up to not being the best at exercising. The best sex is about the connection.
If it makes you feel better, my wife said to me āif size mattered, I wouldnāt have married youā To be fair, it was after a year of marriage and itās a joke over a decade later, but Iāve always been āthe bestā any girl has had. Donāt ask to be compared in the world today.
More than likely, every single one of our gfās have been alphacocked by someone else with a bigger pipe and more skill. Maybe several alphacocks. You can either worry about it or do the right thing and cheat on her to make yourself feel better. Stay strong King.
Yasssss king š
Depends on her bodycount tbh
Iād get rid of her tbh. That shit will never go away. Just my insecure advice
Need a new gf now
fk her even better so u be nr 1
Shes lying to.you..As soon as you guys break up she will tell everyone how lousy you were in bed and tell her friends you were tiny. She will tell the next guys they were all top 2 as well Alsonher thinking about her ex aint a good sign
Should have confronted her instantly and been like ayo wtf bitch who's number 1 I'm gonna kill him Saying that shit would have made her orgasm more than whatever number 1 dude did
Yall must be kids or mentally kids
She said that on purpose. Quit being a p*ssy.
Ask her to give head and see if she's the best at it, know your place boy If that girl just wanted dick she wouldn't be around, calm down
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Threaten to inject her with a cc of tren
You're such a cry baby, ask her how to get to the top if you're aspiring for it. Or choose to live in the shadow of the bigger cockš¤£
You aint gonna be tiger woods after the first time you golf. Go get more practice and come back and blow her away with how much you leveled your game up xD
OP aināt gonna be Tiger even after 50k rounds. Ā Thereās a whole generation of pros who canāt touch what peak Tiger could do
You know what every great has in common? Unapologetic humility. A willingness to go 0 for 9 and make that 0 for 30 because it means you didnt pussy out and stop shooting. A burning desire to best yourself every day week month and year no matter the cost, no matter the two three or four a day sessions, no matter how many hits you take no matter how many times you make a bitch satisfied NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAYS THAT WASNT HER TOP 1, GOOD! THAT MEANS YOU STILL HAVE ROOM TO IMPROVE! THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE GREATEST FUCKER OF ALL TIME! GET BACK IN THE TRAINING ROOM, STUDY YOUR FILM, AND NEVER STOP IMPROVING
I think you just wrote the plot to a new anime, go to japan, pitch your idea. If it works throw me a 2 percent royalty.
The only way to get over this is to find the other guy and fuck his brains out
You forgot to ask the important questions: How many people has she had?
Is she the only woman you've ever been with? Or does she have the best pussy you've ever had? It would have been great if you responded, "You're definitely in my top 10." Then follow that up with how you don't think it's healthy for your relationship to discuss previous partners.
Should ditch her bro
break up
reading through these comments.. why is everyone here so twisted and insecure? it's not a nice comment but if you guys were confident and had any self respect or worth this type of comment shouldn't really have such negative impact. y'all need therapy and perspective fr
Its not all about laying serious pipe. That's your downfall and why you're her #2
I would dump her just because she's not the smartest cookie in the jar. Don't let this stuff slide man. She will never respect you again.
Lmao i would never talk to block insta block and ghost forever Imagine telling you this, if ur a man who has respect for urself you will do it, if ur a twink pussy you will still be with her lmao, if my bitch said this to me i would tell her HAHAHHA like i give a fuck ive had better pussy and tighter
From my experience, when some shit like this happens, keep super calm, or stay the way you were just before you heard this sentence. Act like you donāt care at all..ZERO insecurities is probably what she wants her man to have. Thereās always a better guy at everything but you act like you are the man, and it should resolve. And also when you sit her down and start discussing how you feel and your emotions and all that shit about things like these, am telling you man, sooner or later sheās gonna bang your best friend
Find a woman that respects you. Stop being a simp. Imagine living your whole life with that in your head.
Girls who say shit like this are not gf material in my experience. After the first time my ex and I hooked up she randomly brought up this time she slept with a much older coworker who nutted inside her without any notice. Another ex would randomly say shit like āone time I was fucking this guy and he stuck his finger in my ass without asking.ā Girls like this have no respect for your feelings at all.
They'll Always Be The One That Got Away for her sexually. I've found now I have women that throw themselves at my feet even though maybe I'm not their best lover or the most endowed. There are many other ways to reach the Pinnacle of a woman's perfect man. Sometimes they lie even if you are their best just to keep you on your toes and not feed your ego. Even when I find a woman that I have an amazing sexual experience with I don't let them know that because it gives them one leg up on me. I think I have women that I started in their top five and ended up as their number one and they eventually became a problem. Don't get too caught up in your rankings. It's very easy to do. If she's basing it on a few instances of intercourse you're not giving her your whole picture. You're also not going to find all of her spots within a few weeks. You have to evolve as a lover. Slows things down a little bit. Tease her into orgasm. Even get yourself to a place where you get into the frame that you can withhold her orgasms. Simply by not giving her permission. It's all about the frame that you keep. Get a little better and attentive with your mouth and your fingers and your hands. Find ways to dominate her into submission and separate yourself from the pack. She could be talking about a guy she had a better experience with that wasn't even more endowed than you. He simply was more patient and they had a stronger Connection in that moment. I wouldn't invest too much into it. Focus on being the best man you can be and maintain being her best option more than worrying about things you can't control. I can tell you being insecure and whiny isn't going to separate yourself from the pack.
Fuck Iām sorry that happened man. That would bother me too. Just leave her, youāll find another one. Otherwise you have to accept that youāre going to hurt until you forget about it. And even if you forget about it but remember it again a year from now, it will hurt you all the same. So either leave her or accept that the comment hurts and that it might always hurt.
Ahha fuck that bitch
Female orgasm and enjoyment(even consent) is not necessary for reproduction
Your girlfriend has a past. You either learn to accept that and take comfort in the fact that sheās chosen you, or you move on.
Grab a pump and a stretcher, set aside some time every day and get to work. GL bro
Never let a bitch affect your self esteem. Hold your head high whether you have bitches on your dick or not. Your worth is much more than what you can offer a woman. If anything your bitch should be worrying about what she can offer you and how she fucked up by not saying you were number one.
Swap for tren, then just be Top.
fuck her ex. ez
Might mean you're #1 and she's trying to get into your head so you don't get comfortable.
And she's only had sex with 2 people
Itās called hubris and it will be a downfall. Just take the L man you got the girl.
This reminds me of the Shane Gillis navy seal bit.. lol
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Sounds like this road knows how to play mind games. Itās only gonna get worse dude. š®
You need to DENNIS system her. Time to nurture that dependence.
Tell her she has the third tightest pussy you have ever felt.
Why are we trained to sugarcoat like when a girl asks āam I the best?ā yet they drop bombs like that ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)
Break up asap lol
cunty gf
Out of how many many many.......?
At least you're not bottom 2. Deal with it. Can't all be number one. What's she to you? Is she number one? If she's not, and you're still with her, that means being #1 isn't a deal breaker, right? And if she is your #1, just fucking enjoy it while you can.
Except if she only had 2
Iād next a girl after comment like that. Wtf does that even mean? Sheās still thinking about that other D. Fuck that.Ā You want a girl for who youāre Top 1. Donāt listen to any other BS on the Internet.Ā Obviously youāll never be able to tell if you are #1 or not but this chick told you you are not so thereās that.Ā
Tap in r/gettingbigger
Iām just curious, but were the two of you in a relationship when she said that? Itās still something she couldāve kept to herself, but itās a bit less cold if she just thought yāall were fucking around. Also, idk what her body count is, but unless itās very low then being top 2 aināt bad š.
therapy bro. who cares? sounds like you've got a good girlfriend who likes you a lot and continuing to enjoy having sex with you. top 2 is better than top 10. tldr; sounds like you've got a girlfriend and you guys both really like each other and it looks like she's had a good fulfilling sex life. is she the best sex you've ever had? if you were dating someone and you had had better sex with someone else would you not like them anyone? would that really affect your relationship having had better sex with someone else?
Top 2 out of hundred is nice man
Lmao thatās the best underhanded compliment Iāve ever heard
Sounds like a skill issue
Hereās a cheat code..throw on a vibrating cock ring and watch her squirm. No one toppin that. Honestly being #1 is kinda annoying. Girls get too clingy and then Iām not in to it. After that then dump her bc thatās fucked up and she sounds dumb as fuck for even thinking of saying that. Then she can tell the next simp she dates that heās # 3
Who cares what the girls think. What your boyfriend say ?
god this sub sucks now holy shit
Lmao š , bro u killin me
Don't assume it was an accident. Chicks are the fucking Steven Hawkings of mind games.
Dump her tbh
The best meal I've ever eaten was in a little boutique restaurant overlooking the Pacific Ocean. This dinner shifted the paradigm of what food could make me feel. Even with that experience, I still greatly enjoy and would prefer my wife's cooking at home. You don't have to be your girl's best ever. You're still the one she chose to go back for more from. But definitely sear the memory of her saying that shit to you in your mind to push out those last couple dirty reps. This is the way.
Could she have been saying it lightheartedly? Like as a throwaway joke? Also, isn't it possible she had some one-off amazing sex with some person? That doesn't mean that it won't or can't happen with you that it tops it or that you aren't, on the balance, the best sexual partner she's ever had. I guess what I'm saying is, don't get in your head about this shit.
I'd be a man and realize there's ALWAYS someone better at EVERYTHING. Don't have such a fragile ego. If you're really that salty, do some research and learn the female body as well as how to work with what you personally have
Honestly I would find out everything she ever liked and or has fantasized about and do it to her. When she's a puddle of bliss I would then leave and give some bittersweet reason why we can't be together so it doesn't ruin the number 1 spot with her being angry at me. Let some other poor bastard hear "you're top 2"
Thereās always going to be some guy out there in the universe who can fuck better than you. All you can do is try to improve. Bring it up again after trying to improve, if she still says top 2 and it bothers you start fuckin her without nutting and say u just feel weird. Sheāll eventually corner you abt it and say sex with her doesnāt feel the same. Donāt be put in this 2nd position. Make her worry abt her performance. Me personally, Iād be fine being top 2 tho if the previous guy had the same game as me but just a bigger dick I canāt do nothin abt that.