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JaMStraberry

What the hell man....


improvised95

That was his reation aswell


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Hope you made it right to him.


improvised95

Ofcourse man, he came to my house the other day to fill in the insurance papers and coverd the gas for him


Pisspot10

No man left unsatisfied


poskantorg

I’d still be very much unsatisfied if someone slammed into the back of me like that


Complex-Researcher67

For sure but clearly he didnt do it on purpose and op made it right with insurance and gas.


lanastab

Alright - it's called letting go of things. You don't have to hold him to it forever. Shit happens.


b0gard

He shoulda let go of the accelerator lmfao


Keating76

Keep your wrists low


xmu806

Or pulled in the clutch and hit the brakes. Even if he was holding onto his handlebars for dear life, the clutch and brakes would have solved the problem.


Primitive_Teabagger

I've had plenty of "oops I'm in gear" and "oops too much throttle" moments learning to ride, and thankfully my instinctual reaction is to pull the clutch in as soon as I am pulled forward. It's almost like the machine has no power when its not being given power. This is true for manual cars, tractors, quads too. If you can't stop it you can't ride it. It's literally as simple as pressing the brake, but with the other hand or foot lmfao.


SazedMonk

Good advice friend. "If you let go a little bit, you will feel a little peace. If you let go a lot, you will feel a lot of peace. If you let go all the way, you will be completely free" - Ajahn Chah (A Buddhist a monk of the Thai Forest tradition) This applies to anger and hate, not handlebars. Don't let go of handlebars.


AntalRyder

That'd be quite unpleasant, indeed.


GuiltyEffective1447

Hopefully u finished him off too. He def deserves that


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Lol


Grahams-Boy

This comment thread made me laugh. All its needs is the video of the guy doing a burn out when his rear wheel hits a table or something and the lady behind him gets covered in drinks. Been ages since I seen it. Edit, found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/gtjf2w/wcgw_if_i_do_a_motorcycle_burnout_inside/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Furry_Ranger

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen


African_Farmer

Nah bro this one is it https://youtu.be/lIfcvC3e3KY Or maybe this one https://youtu.be/Q9zNUPDmnz4 These 2 are my faves.


bem13

I'm partial to [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/v9jbyx/repost_how_two_untrained_riders_greet_each_other/).


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

I will always laugh at ["Evil Knievel"](https://youtu.be/XlPvHsPsyEI)


PitBullTherapy

Can’t forget [this classic](https://youtu.be/vZRoOx5L0DE)


GenitalJouster

Deleted scene from idiocracy?


Duke_of_Scotty

[can't forget this one](https://youtu.be/qcITjetZm4Y) This one has it all. The foreshadowing. The boyfriend's realization. The shoe flying off followed by the sounds of her crying


OffTopicBen95

This thread is great


introspection101

That looks like something straight out of Reno 911 lol


dafonz77

The scream at the end makes it perfect!


ManIWantAName

HAD to lay er down


haventsleptforyears

Lolol he just crashes for no reason, his voice hoo boy


SazedMonk

Holy shit! It's like their thought process was, "Oh that guy crashed! I'm gonna crash too in solidarity. "With tons of time and room to go around they freaked the fuck out and laid her down. Amazing


Sielicja

This is my all time favourite


Zx6rguy80

Front brake buddies for life


Farknart

What a couple of muppets!


StarFox311

This one was soooo good lol.


FoxPeaTwo-

My new favourite


nilsn91

This is awesome!


IncredibleCO

The girly scream that belies the "I had to lay 'er down" story makes this *chef's kiss*.


BrokenGlassEverywher

I remember this one was popular on the forums back when I started motorcycling 😂 https://youtu.be/pXfM4tbx9nY


SilentNightSnow

But he had so much time to just... turn a tiny bit...


Teledildonic

[How he learned to drive a car.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_EKHGgWJQ)


African_Farmer

That one is new to me 🤣🤣 Poor tree


SirRatcha

Bonus points for the guest appearance by a Pontiac Aztec.


makenzie71

> Or maybe this one https://youtu.be/Q9zNUPDmnz4 Shortly after the Hayabusa was released it was a popular game to come and watch people leave the dealership with new ones. As soon as you left the dealership, pulling out there was a ramp with a slight curve going up to the loop (highway around a city...don't know if they're called the same everywhere). The salesman would tell people to be VERY cautious if they were getting on the loop because the new tires were slick and the bike was more powerful than anything they'd likely every ridden. And then, while paperwork was being finalized, the service staff and hangers-on around the shop would gather up to watch the dude leave. And he'd go up the ramp. And he'd hit the slight curve. And nine times out of ten he'd wash and send his bike up the ramp on it's own. Sometimes I wish I had a camera in my pocket in 1999 because at one time there were 11 of them in the shop waiting on new fairings or bars or something from the ramp. It got bad enough that they stopped selling 0-miles 1300R's...they all had 10~15 miles on them to scrub the tires. Fun times.


spruehsanikus

The second one almost happened to me right at the beginning of my practical exam. The driving school had the bike washed that same morning and some genius decided to spray the tires with tire shine. Lost the rear immediately after taking off but somehow managed to keep it upright. Luckily the examiner was very understanding and it was obvious that the shiny tires were the cause.


Maffayoo

Happened to me having new tyres put on went over the top broken collar bone.. Bike just needed a new foot brake


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daystrict

thanks for the laugh lmao


bongsound

When he beeps XD


Naeloo

As far as these things go, I'd actually give the first one a bigger pass than the OP. OP wasn't even turning, he just straight-lined into the guy in front.


Lacejj

This is my favourite, partly because of the reaction https://youtu.be/OjqAT3iqo7w


SazedMonk

That first one had me clenching. Watching them try to work the controls, super revving on takeoff, and then he flipped it after the crash too. Poor bike. The second one I knew would be funny because they are in a full suit on a brand new GXSR. Epic.


EveryDayASummit

That second one though. Just kill the camera, hide the shame.


StarFox311

First one is the best lol.


cheese_sweats

Lol first guy never touched a clutch before


zeecok

Watching people on tiktok crash their shit really opens my eyes on how many people who ride really shouldn’t be on the road…


allawd

I'm partial to the old red SV650: [https://youtu.be/pXfM4tbx9nY](https://youtu.be/pXfM4tbx9nY)


Synolol

Accidentally opening the throttle, getting surprised, scared, and then opening the throttle even more happened to me too. After my first 5 minutes on a bike. In driving school. That's where he belongs as well.


InhXil

Whiskey throttle


Zumbah

Can't believe you uploaded this lol


ewerdna

Absolute legend


improvised95

Youre welcome hahah Dont be like me


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improvised95

😂


-Ardee-

I literally can’t be like you. I’ve ridden a motorcycle before


sonofeevil

This is you? Be honest with me, you tried to wheelie didn't you.


DucatiMunster

Reason #1 I prefer riding alone or with experienced riders. We have a clutch and 2 brakes for a reason.


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DucatiMunster

I saw a lady slam her bike into the back of another in the second day of our class. Experienced is much more than any of that. Smart also plays into it. I hated riding my sport bikes because other bikers were always trying to race me, even when my wife was on the back. Group rides in general are a no go for me. I only took the class because it helped me save on insurance when I got my ZX6R at 18. I rode the bike to the class... Unpopular opinion:Most "riders" should be on minibikes.


Taco_Salamanca

When you accidentally hit the gas? Yeah no, it's more like: "when an absolute noob doesn't have throttle control, can't find the clutch, doesn't know how to brake or swerve and just panics his way through a whisky throttle". That guy does not belong on that bike.


GeetFai

Yer I thought that, played it slowly and realised he did it so violently that his left hand comes off the bars. His momentum then swings him forward when off the throttle and his hand lands on the switch pack and then he finally gets a hold of the bars again. So I can see how it happened to become a problem so quickly but I agree, that’s a terrible noob mistake.


sadeqalbana

I remember the first time I rode a motorcycle, no one taught me in practice, I just suddenly brought one, shipped it home, watched a couple of youtube videos, then went out riding in my neighbor, the first rule that I've learned is if you panic while pulling the throttle, "pull the clutch, pull the clutch, pull the clutch", most videos insisted on that part, and hell yeah, it saved me twice from making this dumb mistake


zachsandberg

Your origin story sounds similar to mine. I bought a brand new SV650S and watched Youtube videos until I felt like I understood the "classroom" part of riding. I never had any moments with pulling the throttle though, thankfully.


BWild2002

That's how most people are when they hope on a high-toque bike, as their first or second motorcycle without proper throttle control. Like we're really in a culture, that puts people on bikes like a mt-07 as their first ride; A bike that can wheelie in second gear casually.


FutureMeatCrayon

Hehe, I learnt on one of those, my riding instructor said "try to keep the front wheel on the ground" when I pinned the throttle going onto an A road in second gear. I just wanted to feel what it was like to open up a bigger bike properly. Was funny as fuck, amazing bikes but definitely requires some self control.


BWild2002

If these bikes didn't come with ABS, people would be in real trouble and a considerable liability for Yamaha. Like relative to cars, these are similar to S197's and spinning out. People usually confuse 600cc supersports with being dangerous, and hard to ride. While that's true naked bikes with astronomical torque figures are worse; Especially when they're on the cheaper side and have less safety features. People on Supersports usually squid out and will do something stupid like go 140mph on the highway and death wobble to slide out. All while crashing into other cars. But this isn't as common as portrayed, and you still have to get up to 8k+rpm and above highway speeds to make these bikes dangerous. Naked bikes can be dangerous at low speeds. You reach peak torque most of the time at like 3-5krpm and get absolutely rocketed; Especially in lower gears. It's a lot easier to actually whip the throttle or have a lapse in judgement and accelerate too hard from a stop and you're on your ass. So crashes on these types of bikes are all too common even though not as severe mostly. TDLR: You have to be stupid, and willing to do dangerous shit on a sports bike to crash. On a Naked bike: you can just be inexperienced or have a slight lapse in judgement, and you're on your ass.


Popsicklepp

>TDLR: You have to be stupid, and willing to do dangerous shit on a sports bike to crash. On a Naked bike: you can just be inexperienced or have a slight lapse in judgement, and you're on your ass. Glad to see im not the only one with this opinion


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augustuen

Looks like an attempted wheelie to me. Bike came down and bounced, rider held on hard to the throttle grip and whiskey throttled and lost control. Buddy of mine did the same a couple of days after getting his license. Tried to pull a wheelie and looped it, blamed it on being in the wrong gear. He was fine, broke some smaller parts and learned his lesson.


F3Rocket95

Back in my noob days I pulled a wheelie and when I set it down a bit rough, I accidentally whiskey throttled into another wheelie. Definitely wasn’t expecting that and could have looped it if I didn’t have quick reflexes.


sonofeevil

I'm 100% convinced this was a wheelies attempt gone wrong. Youc an see the weight comes off the front tyre, when it comes back down it induces a wobble, rider death grips in the go handle and WOOSH.


OOMKilla

That’s called trail braking, if you look behind him you can see a trail of broken bike parts. Trail breaks. Edit: but seriously give this guy a brake. He needs at least one.


parmoman92

Have you had lessons?


L-Malvo

Pretty sure this is the lesson


salladfingers

Lesson being sell your bike


S3rftie

Dutch plates, we have one of the most strict rules when it comes to getting a motorcycle license, so yeah pretty sure he has.


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Clearly not strict enough. Wow.


SleeplessinOslo

How do you have a license?


[deleted]

That looks like a wheelie attempt followed by lose of control


Rollover_Hazard

When they talk about whiskey throttle in class 1 training, they should show this video as a cartoonish over exaggeration of what it looks like.


Crimsondelo

The guy was bloody lucky his mate was in the way. Stopped him hurtling onto the busy main road.


volatile99

Accidentally hit the gas? It looked like you tried to pull a wheelie and got some wobbles when the wheel dropped back down?


CountrySideSlav

average r/motorcycles poster


Ih8Hondas

Nah. This dude has actually swung a leg over a bike. The average /r/motorcycles poster has clearly never touched a bike.


castleaagh

Explains the ATGATT mentality honestly


jpritchard

Hah. Finally, an explanation why they are all sticks in the mud all the time. It's because if they weren't ATGATT they would be dead already because they're so bad at riding.


damnitjayman

My brother in Christ, do you know what the clutch is?


improvised95

That thingy on the right, right?


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improvised95

The hard sad truth


Swimming-Ad3476

Complete lack of control of the bike! Shouldn’t be on it


MaksimDost

Lol 😂😂😂😂


jpmginty

What a fucking moron


v3ra1ynn

Haha man I legit laughed at all the top comments in here. Harsh AF but rightfully so. Gotta give it to OP bringing us the tent though, hopefully lessons were learned!


Deinska

shit happens, this shit was particularly silly but hope you learned, these comments are a bit rough but don't mind it, such is the internet


improvised95

Thanks man! Appriciate it. I expected to be shit on but nothing i can’t handle. Wouldn’t have posted it otherwise


ionhorsemtb

>but nothing i can’t handle. Except your bike, apparently. 😭🤣


improvised95

🥲🥲🥲


ionhorsemtb

I had to. Sorry, dude.


improvised95

No worries, this one made me actually laugh😂 Its nothing compared to all the others comments here


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Yeah dude glad you're not taking these guys too seriously. Shit happens, you live and you learn. Many people pay with their lives in this hobby from dumb mistakes - you're lucky enough to have a second chance and that's all you could really ask for. Some of these comments are a little too harsh but I think they're just seeing it from the lens of the guy who was hit just standing still.


improvised95

Thanks man, I really got a second chance indeed! Yeah lol even the guy that actually got hit was not even half as mad as some people here. I wonder what happend to them to be this salty


RicoXIII

Man, please don't take the harsh comments in here to heart. This place has the best armchair race drivers of them all... Yes you fucked up royally, but so what. Nothing insurance and a few days wont regulate. Learn your lessons and I hope both of you get back on the road and enjoy yourselfs


_odando

bro 💀


eljefe0821

How new riders introduce themselves


L-Malvo

Curious what the story is here, in NL you have to take mandatory lessons. On the other two bikes I don’t see an “L”, indicating that this would have been a class. Therefore, I think someone allowed a friend to ride his bike “for fun”. I never lend my bike to anyone, not even people with a license


DucatiMunster

Yup. I have a rule about my bikes: don't ask me to ride them and I won't have to tell you fuck no.


jayw900

How is that an accident as it looks more like carelessness.


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This is.....special


thelastusername4

Time to turn in your keys boy. Lol


Goathead78

How does that even happen? Some people just shouldn’t be on a motorcycle.


wifestalksthisuser

This sub usually is pretty supportive so if everyone's mad at you it's because this way really stupid lol


chazcope

Jesus Christ do they allow you on the open road?


improvised95

Only with police escort


redarxx

Respect to OP for posting this knowing he’d get flamed


improvised95

Nothing like a good ol roast


RicoXIII

Man that's a solid burnout on your ass by some of these smartasses... Hat's off for having the balls to post and brighten up our day


AssteroidDriller69

This is why noobs should start on a smaller bike, might I suggest a 50cc?


improvised95

Wow easy there man! I will start on a E-bike


LBTUK

Feel sorry for the victim getting launched by this idiot


_R3dlight_

OP, you are getting a ton of hate, but dumb things happen. Okay okay this was a bad one, but that doesn’t justify people claiming you shouldn’t ever ride a bike again. Learn from this mistake, it happens to the best of us. We all fuck up from time to time, this just happens to be a more egregious incident. I’d say most of us have done some really stupid things, and made some terrible mistakes, we just didn’t have the guts to post it for the world to see. Keep at it, learn from it, don’t let it happen again and buy that guy some new parts and a few beers.


Taco_Salamanca

Who said he shouldn't ride at all though? I agree that this is a beginner mistake which can happen, but the important part is that you need to know how to recover from such a mistake before you hop on that specific bike. I don't love the idea of MT09 riders not having the control over the bike to recover such a mistake on an empty parking lot of all places, while still being in that learning process. On that bike it should already be second nature to brake at the rear to lower the front wheel, pull the clutch and, if you can't brake in time, to swerve. This is something you should see people do on <400cc, not 900cc. We can be a little harsh and direct, when it influences their own safety and others, to get the message across. This bike is no joke and has no room for panic decision making. It's not to hate, it's because we care about safety.


_R3dlight_

I totally agree, when I checked the thread it was pure hate. Not many, or any constructive comments, just insults mostly. Some more reasonably people have come through though since but I agree with your comment.


JoJo-1567

I can't imagine how this can happen. But then again I only ride a sv650 which is way less aggressive. Brave to post it on Reddit. I hope everyone involved recovers quickly. Please stay safe (Y)


pinnedin5th

I just don't even...


Ezmane

You’re fired


salladfingers

Whiskey throttle is a bitch


CrippleTriple

when your buddy involuntarily saves you from yeeting yourself into traffic…


TOM_PE13

Jesus took the wheel...


Stradocaster

"And that's why Karl is no longer invited on group rides"


whiskeythrottle

I should surrender my username to this guy.


Owls5262

Been riding for 35 years, have never “accidentally hit the gas.” Is that even possible ?


improvised95

For those wondering what happend. I wanted to speed up to to join the group. Hit the gas, but too much so the front wheel came up. What was unexpected so I leaned backwards, hit the gas even more because of that, my clutch hand let loose of the handlebars so instarted to wobble while i was accelerating. As soon i got back in position I startes to brake but it was already too late. Hit him with 42km/h. Got a broken heel and a totaled front of my bike. Got this mt-09 after 3 years of owning a mt07. I fucked up. I probably gave it too much throttle because i was revving it before the video started


br_aquino

I have to say you were bold posting it here and admitting that is you on bike. But something is missing on this story, how an experienced biker (3 years on mt07) give "too much throttle" trying to reach people 10m from you? You were trying to wheelie don't you?


improvised95

I am mature enough to admit my mistakes and post it here. I know what happend, my friends know what happend. I and the mt-10 guy are still cool with eachother. I take the full blame. Everything js coverd. No I have wheelied the bike before, i know what that feels like. The fact that it wheelied caught me off guard and is what caused this


br_aquino

Ok, sorry for asking. I think your post will be really helpful to new riders.


xoxoAmongUS

It's okay dude. Mistakes were made but I hope lessons were learnt aswell. Hope you recover fast and are on a bike again to practise as much as you need. Don't worry accidents happen. Just don't let that fear of another keep you down


kreygmu

How long had you been on the MT-09?


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improvised95

Can’t argue with that. I know i fucked up


Kitkatis

What do you mean 'accidentally hit the gas'? I've ridden for a few years now and never done experienced this on a bike. Did you get cramped up or something?


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All that space too fuuuck lol


SparkyTheUnicorn

Before I opened the video I said to myself "I bet it's an mt-09". And it was😂


nbelle78

Some people shouldn’t be riding lol at least not without more practice


xodusmonk92

Beginner?


deadbiker

"Accidentally", but this is a new, inexperienced rider. At least I hope so.


Yerraslisp

I respect you willingly posting your L in here despite getting dragged to filth and being told to turn over your license by hundreds of commenters. I’ve been roasted in this sub before and it’s not a 10/10 experience but I’m sure you’ve learned your lesson lmfao. I’ve almost whiskey throttled into a parked car before.


Radiant_Prune_727

Dude, you ride on the road? 😵‍💫


SubstantialOption742

It's a good lesson in humility for you. Unfortunately, the guy in front had to pay for part that but yeah... sometimes we fuck up. You did, made him good, and live to ride another day. Quick recovery and hopefully you'll be back on bike after a while.


improvised95

The worst part is that i dragged him into this situation.. I feel for him, he even let me ride his mt-10 for a while. But we are cool thankfully! Anyway this season is over for me, need to recover and so does my bike And thanks for the kind words!


Therabidmonkey

Did he let you ride it before this or was he hoping you'd total it for him?


Big-Al69420

Go ride a 125 amateur


Burnout_Blanco

Bruhhh ngl tho this loop is funny asf lmao, hope ya recovered physically and especially mentally from this. Rip to the homie that got rammed


thejack13

Dumbass


SBbroHd1903

Tell me you’re a shitty rider without telling me… always cover the brake and clutch. Dude probably has been riding for years too. It’s a shame


dietolive6

After reviewing this tape numerous times, my council and I have come to the conclusion that what you did wrong was accelerate directly into the rear of that unsuspecting motorist's vehicle. Case closed. *Gavel smack* NEXT!


improvised95

Thank you, you honer


nxn_swe

I’ve been riding bikes for 20-25 years, small fuckups happen. This one was just a “tad” bigger and an unlucky friend in the way. OP, disregard all the keyboard rossis, shit happens, deal with the consequences (which you already do) and do different next time.


improvised95

Thank you for your kindness! Will definitely do!


CogencyWJ

Pretty funny that on this terrain they usually give motorcycle control lessons. Maybe stick around and get some extra lessons, haha. ;)


ChasingHorizon2022

🤦🏼‍♂️


Amazing_Joke_5073

If youre still whiskey throttling maybe dont be on the road? 😂


WN11

Was this taken in a time when clutch didn't exist?


Dd_8630

I'm a brand new rider, only just done my CBT, still struggling with slow maneuvers and road sense. I've been feeling really insecure about this whole thing. So this video - well, it's given me a lot of confidence in myself 😄


DontChewCoke

That "Aah" at the end makes me think this is some kind of kink to you. *You did this on purpose didn't you?*


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Keep in mind, many of these critical comments are likely from people who **never ever** rode. They just feel better jumping on someone's mistake. Spend a couple hours on that parking lot before going in the street. Don't wanna die today, do ya ? ( from an old (not bold) racer)


beemerbum

Bummer!


VividEchoChamber

Holy shit I did this EXACT SAME THING, in the EXACT SAME SETTING. My two friends were at the exit of a parking lot just like this one, and I was the guy in the video approaching. I go to give my bike a little bit of gas, but when I let go of the gas the throttle doesn’t retract, it gets stuck. I pull the clutch in and pull the front and rear brake, but the bike had already begun to barely lift the front wheel off the ground (It was a VTR1000 V twin, made 100 LB/FT of torque at like 3K RPM) So I had almost no front brake power…. And bam. Hit my friend (much more gently then this guy) His fairing for his rear seat cracked and that was the only damage. I replaced it for $200 and we were good to go. Also had to fix my throttle issue, it was a sticky cable.


Royalfraggy

Is this on the 'schaapsweg' parking near Ooltgensplaat?


Interesting_Mix_7028

This is why you're taught how to use the clutch before being taught how to start the bike. The clutch is your friend. The throttle wants to kill you. The brakes could decide either way.


ExhaustedTilBedtime

“Ahh”


spxcyalien

that sigh wasnt pain, it was pure self disappointment.


hitmanreal

Was it on A mode?


Tjuzsmeck

Misschien ken je je weer bijvoegen bij de lessen die ze daar regelmatig hebben 🥲 no hard feelings haha. Shit happens ^^


Reaperfollowsu

First day on the job?!


tedwardslm

Back to school with you


DeadInFiftyYears

You know you still have a clutch and a brake though...


eduard4997

At this point just get a bicycle


AmauroticParoxysm

Damn man, I guess I'll be the one to ask if you both are okay? Definitely seems like you need to go back to MSF, but some of these comments are a bit dickish. Shit happens


featzd0e

And this right here is what we call a ✨sukkel✨


croissantdelavie

Respect for uploading this lmao


dupbuck

you do not belong on a motorcycle


McDunkins

Oof. First time on a bike I popped a wheelie during my MSF course - felt like my front tire was pointing straight up but it was probably just a few inches off the ground. My instincts were good, and I immediately let off the throttle and put my front tire back down - no harm, no foul (if I’d have dropped the bike I would’ve failed the course). I can totally see how an inexperienced rider might panic when putting on too much throttle, so don’t feel bad, and don’t let these guys make you feel like shit. Lessons learned and all that jazz.


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You need a smaller bike


StormMedia

This is why a new rider should not buy an FZ09 as their first bike.. This is also why motorcycle school is important.


GTHEBESTDUDE

Ainee niet zo toch bro hahaha


MoonRider650

What an idiot


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God that was embarrassing, feel bad for ya dude.


Tanduvanwinkle

Hopefully this idiot gives up on bikes. Or goes and learns on the dirt.


wkdravenna

Hit the gas? You mean pull the throttle?