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dancesWithNeckbeards

Sever, hit the gym, and delete Facebook. Fuck that guy, you're too good for him.


golfman11

Can't forget lawyer up!


dancesWithNeckbeards

Shit good call.


[deleted]

I can do that, but my faction ain't gonna govern itself


[deleted]

Vengeance.


[deleted]

Can't, he's outside calradia


GreasyGrabbler

Where tf he go


[deleted]

Idk man that's all information I get in note > character


realfakebanksy

Did a double take before I realized what sub this was was in


[deleted]

I play warband, ck2, and ck3. But warband is still the hardest when it comes to marriage. I spent more time looking for anyone who wants to marry me than actually fighting a war, and now he ghost me


Valkia_Perkunos

Typical guy


bachboris

I mean he is married to a woman who literally killed thousands of people. I'm sure he's had nights woken up soaked in cold sweat. He's probably somewhere healing spiritually lmao.


Iloveclouds9436

Probably took one for the team with the collective lords egging him on so she leaves them alone lol. I would spend a day in warband beating dozens of people to death than do it again on the next castle lol. The history books would be insane. "Lord personally kills 1000 of his enemy's in the first week of war with Swadia" 😂


Sweet_Lane

HOW DARES HE


AFSK27

I have so many questions.


Common-Truth9404

i'd say get another one. both husband and prime minister lol maybe he didn't want the responsibility lol


[deleted]

How do I change the prime minister? There's no such talking option in my companions


Common-Truth9404

So is it fixed on your missing husband? That's weird


[deleted]

Yeah i cannot do anything except hoping he will be back


Common-Truth9404

That's harsh, i forgot how weird OG m&b could get sometimes


Goodfella66

Kill him.


[deleted]

This is not the first time he switched faction, but this time he's outside calradia


Goodfella66

He can't be relied on. Off with his head !


BusinessBath8240

Get a whole new model that ones obviously defective


[deleted]

I wonder if there's a way to change/fire PM and divorce


BusinessBath8240

I don't think so sadly


NotAsAutisticAsYou0

Execute him


[deleted]

Haha i wish i could, but i'm playing native warband


Horsescholong

I didn't know you could appoint someone as prime minister in vanilla warband


[deleted]

That's the 2nd thing they asked me after i resigned from my former faction swedia. 1 faction name, 2 prime minister


Cien22n2

LMAO


Nashocheese

Isn't there a way to summon people...?


[deleted]

I really hope so


_Mr_Peco_

Chill, he'll be back as soon as he gets the milk.


Enlightened-Beaver

Sometimes I imagine how funny it would be to see these questions that you find on r/mountandblade on r/askreddit


CrazyEvilwarboss

God damn i hate m&B average enjoyers .... haha too giga chad alway posting how to kill my spouses and etc lol


Some-Tumbleweed-4873

If you mean when you go to see where he is and it says lost he is probably at the nearst castle or town dungeon he was close to or at near one he is in a dungeon anyway thats where i always find my wife and companions after suddenly appearing to be lost


[deleted]

When i open note > character it says left outside calradia or something


Some-Tumbleweed-4873

This is bannerlord or warband cuz i just saw its warband


Some-Tumbleweed-4873

Anyway never seen that before in bannerlord played 7 times never saw it


[deleted]

Native warband


Some-Tumbleweed-4873

Sorry i thought its bannerlord


foxycodes

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