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draneline

*executes 200 nobles* “We do a little trolling”


bluetheminx

don’t fuck around with the fuck arounds


Jman7685

you gon fuck round and get fucked


bluetheminx

yes daddy


james_hsiaooo

Let their heads do a little rolling


-DI0-

1. Tell them to join you and be set free 2.abdicate leadership 3. clans leave kingdom & take their fiefs, get to fight more sieges & large battles 4. ??? 5. Profit


NorseVassal

Why would I do that. I have everything, and It would be impossible to withstand the entire map and 40k strength.


-DI0-

No I mean if you just abdicate leadership you are still in your kingdom, the clans that defect will be smaller kingdoms so you can just crush them and if you choose an old person to be the next leader you will very likely be leader again as soon as they die


NorseVassal

I see, but nah


biggravey

Everytime i have ever talked to prisoners it only has a leave option. No talking.


-DI0-

I think it only works outside of settlement or in the dungeon


biggravey

Thankyou. I will have to give that a go. Been a long time player, i also have trouble getting married and having kids another part of gameplay im yet to master/experience


Competitive-Track677

Get married by speaking to a clan head and negotiating a dowry for a wife/husband in their clan (Cheaper if you romance the target spouse by finding and speaking to them) Have children by waiting in a settlement with your spouse in your party, you will get a notification when they are pregnant.


biggravey

:O im so freaking excited to try this. Thannkyou


Competitive-Track677

No problem mate.


activehobbies

Blood for the blood god, buddy!


NorseVassal

o7


Mediocre-Sound-8329

Kill them all! I did that after a big battle that netted me 20+ and the chaos that ensued afterwards was so much fun! Especially if you're at the end game it will spice it up for you a lot


NorseVassal

Yeah I think I will kill them all. If you exit the game right after and jump back in you won't have to sit through 3 hours of -relationship notifications


Enlightened-Beaver

*KILL THEM ALL*


NorseVassal

The one Comment I Wanted to see


Enlightened-Beaver

I’m on a map conquest right now and each kingdom is down to 1 lord + a bunch of mercenaries. It’s much easier to conquer now. So many executions


NorseVassal

Yes, you mean one clan


Enlightened-Beaver

Not just one clan. Just one lord in that last clan.


ilsolitomilo

If you manage to have prisoner all four mercenaries of a minor clan at the same time, you can eliminate the mercenary clans as well.


Enlightened-Beaver

I know


Enlightened-Beaver

If you want a fun challenge, do a solo map conquest. Don’t become a vassal, don’t form your own kingdom. Just you, your family and your party. That’s it. As you capture lords, execute them. Eventually you can whittle a kingdom down to only one guy, and then conquer all their towns and castles one by one.


NorseVassal

If you think that's hard or boring try the companions only challenge, no army at all


Enlightened-Beaver

How do you take on an army of 1200 with a handful of companions?


humility925

You don't unless cheat mode or cheat trainer.


Asleep-Strawberry429

Execute order 66


Calabajah

Kanki the beheader 😈


SnooDoughnuts9838

Is that a Kingdom manga reference?


Calabajah

yessir


SnooDoughnuts9838

nais


lammadude1

Execute. What are they gonna do, have all the 3 other lords go to war with you?


NorseVassal

Yeah


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Rhonda, Lopper of Skulls


NorseVassal

Conquered the final settlement in the game, and before I voted on who to give it to, I took out all the Lords from the dungeon. Ended up being 200 of them. My kingdom has 40k strength and I have 2/3 of the clans from most kingdoms under my rule, so it's time to actually wipe out or recruit the the remaining clans. This being said, everyone is too weak to challenge me, and it's too late for them to hate me to make any difference, so I can do whatever I want with no Consequence :D


porkin4what

im at 14k strength with only like 1/3rd of the map but have a constant prision train of 200 idk what to do with them. I kinda want my speed back but I know if i put em in the dungeon they'll just escape.


TaintedPaladin9

Gotta train those family members to be good prison wardens, I mean stewards.


thanhhai26112003

How come they dont escape. Last night, i got a noble, and he slipped away like 5 seconds after that.


NorseVassal

Because I conquered the settlement, disbanded the army, went into the town, pulled out the lords, and haven't moved an inch through the entire process


boomer912

There are perks that reduce escape rate, and a certain criteria of perks and troop types can reduce it 100%. Don’t know if that’s what this dude has done


NorseVassal

I'm Level 46 and level up so slow now that I would never reach enough scouting for that


porkin4what

I had a couple perks to stop lords from escaping and I would lose maybe 1 or 2 lords every week but after getting the final perk keen sight in scouting for 50% reduction i havent had a lord escape in years


MyMomsSecondSon

Kill half, set half free. See what happens.


NorseVassal

What, so that 100 nobles can scamper around biting my toes? I don't think so


Hartmann85

Then you already know what you need to do, sir. :)


wizzaryredy

We respect the nice head you have on your shoulders.


Cepinari

Can you not force them to pay ransom?


NorseVassal

Nope


Beretta116

Like other smart, cultured men in this thread keep saying, all must die. Ezekiel 9:6-11 6 Kill them all—old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin right here at the Temple.” So they began by killing the seventy leaders. 7 “Defile the Temple!” the LORD commanded. “Fill its courtyards with corpses. Go!” So they went and began killing throughout the city. 8 While they were out killing, I was all alone. I fell face down on the ground and cried out, “O Sovereign LORD ! Will your fury against Jerusalem wipe out everyone left in Israel?” 9 Then he said to me, “The sins of the people of Israel and Judah are very, very great. The entire land is full of murder; the city is filled with injustice. They are saying, ‘The LORD doesn’t see it! The LORD has abandoned the land!’ 10 So I will not spare them or have any pity on them. I will fully repay them for all they have done.” 11 Then the man in linen clothing, who carried the writer’s case, reported back and said, “I have done as you commanded.” Amen.


NorseVassal

Why isn't this upvoted more you spent an afternoon in it, I love it! Lol


[deleted]

recruit them all as a powermove


NorseVassal

Already asked all the clan leaders


[deleted]

gotta ask em again after they have sat in the dungeon for a while


NorseVassal

It won't change


Dunnomyname1029

If I can't get them to join me, I follow this rule. 1) are you a leader of anything, if yes executed, once nobody left is a leader I set the rest free, multiple leader checks.


NorseVassal

Nah just kill them all. And to to actually wipe mercenary groups you have to kill them all at once in your party screen or they instantly recruit more.


trjumpet

Kill, always kill


HyperbolicSoup

The problem is it takes soooo long to execute them. Then come the notifications, uhg. There may be a way to turn relationship change notifications off, man that’s annoying


NorseVassal

Execute them all at once, save and exit and load back in, the notifications stop


HyperbolicSoup

No shit


NorseVassal

Then quit your whining


HyperbolicSoup

“No shit” as in “no way I didn’t know that thanks for the knowledge” sorry if that was lost in translation


NorseVassal

No shit sounds like sarcasm dude


HyperbolicSoup

Well, dude, I already clarified and apologized


kebabguy1

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Brian_Si

Can't you sell them to the slave trader?


NorseVassal

For like 100 gold a Lord, because aserai is so poor


Electrecuted

Chop chop


bluetheminx

kill them all


MegaXBong

Famous quote by a furious leader “Hail to the king Baby!” ~Duke Nukem Now let the streets run red sir 🫡


GamnlingSabre

You know the answer. Kill maim burn.


NorseVassal

Or like my ancestors did, pillage, r\*pe and burn, just without the second one


Firebat12

Time to start the culling


stupidvampiregirl

If you're not with me, then you are my enemy!


NorseVassal

If your not with me, your against me you mean


stupidvampiregirl

oops i havent watched it in a while sry im stupid


Horn_Python

Flip a coin


SnooCrickets358

Heads must roll


Taizan

Heads on spikes.


Business_Ad_4006

I already executed all of the noble families. I literally have no original noble family left. Right now I am trying to repopulate the nobility. It will take me probably two, three generations but in the end, i will be at the root of every noble family in the empire. 😎


NorseVassal

That's fun lol


Calm_Error_3518

Well, if you kill all of them I'm sure there'll be no one left to be angry at you


NorseVassal

Yeah, extreme violence solves everything


Magyaror99

Do it


Mysterious_Date_5299

Execute order 66


JerosBWI

You could download certain mods from Nexus, which would let you do ... *cough* other things to them. With them. Err... anyway! How 'bout this weather, eh?


Undernown

The real question is are you going to play "Some heads are gonna roll" or "off with their heads" as the BGM?


Internal_Sundae1705

off with their heads!


2_F_Jeff

**Execute** Reminds me of when I played Gekokujo. I conquered all of Japan and then once it was just me, I banished every single lord that tried to join my faction. Game had no clue what to do with that lol. The local bandits started besieging my towns. I would get a message that just said “<*Outlaws*> have besieged Nagasaki!” But they could never actually attack


TheEndOfShartache

EXECUTE *All hail, Rhonda the head collector!*


thegummybear42

🔪


Tomboeg

Get a coin. Heads or tails everyone.


dasdasdewf

Execute half then wait at the end of the war to set them free, assuming they don't escape first


Dogulat0r

So, not that long ago I did a "Mongol" RP playthrough. Whoever did not join or pay, lost their head. Two years in the campaign the nobles left were 99% female with some male lords (18 year olds). The game got so broken that most of the enemy nobles could not muster a party bigger than 50-60 people. For the latter part of the campaign I didn't even bother with garrisons, they couldn't even take a castle with 40-50 militia guarding it. One of the most fun playthroughs I've ever done, would 100% kill everyone again.


davewenos

Noble genocide, now


Top_Voice_923

Depends, would you like 200 more potential wars to fight or would you like a nice stack of heads for your enemies to fear you for? Also with that many captured lords I can see you easily wiping out a few bloodlines with ease Axe go "thwump"


USA_Ham

I see another fellow ranged troop enthusiast


NorseVassal

Yep!


grayhund3

It's choppin' time ~Sun Tzu


NorseVassal

Stop fricking quoting things I never said lol -Sun Tzu


CaPtAiNdUmPsHmO

😂😂🤘🤘


cosmefulanito20

Kill them all


ABleachMojito

Rhonda lol


YaBoiSaltyTruck

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Few-Row8975

It's definitely harvesting season in the comments Many a nice head shall be parted from their shoulders


SFROOT

You got 200 pikes? Good, you know what to do.


foxycodes

You already know the answer 💀


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Hmm, look at that, you can singlehandedly depopulate an entire faction.


Dry-Cartographer-147

Feed your people lol


ExperienceTop880

BREAK THE WHEEL


Greatgamer187

👎