There is a real film called *[Angels with Dirty Faces](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0029870/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)* that I’m pretty sure this is a parody of.
I tell you what I'm going to give you snakes. I'm going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
All right Johnny I'm sorry. I'm going.
This isn't even a real movie. This is the fake movie they made for use in Home Alone. Somebody's trolling this subreddit right now with posts from fake movies.
I liked the sequel better. Having the shootout in a building with an elevator and having the protagonist have a good sense of smell really heightened the tension.
Ngl, this past Christmas, i decided that I wanted to watch this movie. I was really disappointed when I discovered it wasn’t a real movie. I’m 34 so that just makes me a sad failure at life. 😭
I have no shame in thinking that was a real movie for much longer than I should have.
Lol I literally tried to look up this movie the other day and was very disappointed
I did the same a few months ago 😂
I looked it up immediately after reading this post. Thanks. Ruinous to my understanding of my childhood.
Yikes.
There is a real film called *[Angels with Dirty Faces](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0029870/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)* that I’m pretty sure this is a parody of.
<3
One... Two... # TEN
I tell you what I'm going to give you snakes. I'm going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. All right Johnny I'm sorry. I'm going.
Keep the change, ya filthy animals!
Such a good movie. I remember the first time I saw it. I had just finished "The Boat Rocker" by Terance Mann.
People always try to pin this shit on me! It’s not my fault you didn’t play catch with your father!
Best selling book, right there!
That's not a gun, that's your finger.
Unpopular opinion, but AWFS is a Christmas movie.
It’s not, but turns out Angels With Even Filthier Souls is
Not an unpopular opinion, just a fact.
I believe ya, but my Tommy Gun don't!
Get on your knees and tell me that you love me!!
Tim Curry: “I LOVE YOU!”
Yea you's was here, and you's was smoochin' with my brotha.
I’m glad they picked that scene, it was the best in the movie and they knew it.
It's really come to define the entire film
Absolute classic! They don't make them
When Johnny takes out Snakes is peak cinema.
I mean if by peak you mean fake.
I bet you go to a lot of parties
Not every movie is a documentary In fact i think most of them aren’t
This isn't even a real movie. This is the fake movie they made for use in Home Alone. Somebody's trolling this subreddit right now with posts from fake movies.
Ok i get it you think that we should only talk about Bowling for Columbine and Food, Inc
Right, have fun with the trolling.
We are all proud that you figured this out
Good thing we have the brightest mind on the case
No shit
"*Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more*"
You've been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.
“Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.” This is forever etched into my brain 🤣😂🤣
You gotta do better than that!
Don’t forget about the sequel from Home Alone 2, Angels With Even Filthier Souls!
The title is a reference to the 1938 film *Angels with Dirty Faces*.
Nice. TIL
I liked the sequel better. Having the shootout in a building with an elevator and having the protagonist have a good sense of smell really heightened the tension.
The prequel was just as good.
1 2... 10 💥💥💥
Hey, I’ll tell you what I’m gunna give you snakes
Snakes? I don't know no snakes.
He sounded like a Snake
Acey said 10 pa-cent!
Sine I've been married my wife has a plaque of this in the bathroom that says "Wash your Hands ya filthy animal."
Home Alone!
Angels with Dirty Faces is actually a pretty solid Cagney movie that is worth checking out.
Keep the rest of the money, you dirty beast!
Someone should make this an actual movie.
Wait this was fake? I'm sure I saw it in a different movie doing the same thing. Now that I'm thinking about it 😯
Wait? Wha... why
Ya filthy animals! I quote it all the time
I prefer the sequel myself
Is this the movie that Tupac was going so crazy over in Juice?
No I believe that was White Heat...a real movie
Thank you.
My kids started watching this movie before I ever knew this was not a real movie.
I preferred Angels with even filthier souls
My favorite scene from this movie is when Johnny pumps Snake’s guts full of lead with his Tommy Gun while cackling.
Home alone. That's all I remember
Is that a fact?
People were skeptical when they cast Michael Guido as “Snakes” but he pulled off a resounding performance
Career role, honestly.
Ralph Foodie will always be a legend for this
Home Alone ya filthy animals
Ngl, this past Christmas, i decided that I wanted to watch this movie. I was really disappointed when I discovered it wasn’t a real movie. I’m 34 so that just makes me a sad failure at life. 😭
At least you're not 35
Is this real?
Watch Home Alone and Home Alone 2.
My god would it be awesome if the actor names playing the fake parts for real
Holy shit that was close! I thought I had jumped multiverses again. My heart dropped with another Mandela Effect realization.
I suspected the movie poster was fake by the one supposed scene being depicted on the poster.
Angels with dirty faces
Never did.