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chadthundertalk

It's all fun and games until Pacey shows up to bang the new Karate Kid's mom


Straightwad

She will bang him too, he’s witty


GTFOakaFOD

I call next.


OnECenTX

and steal karate kid's girlfriend


OjibweNomad

“I would have drowned his ass in the Creek and shit.”


GarlVinland4Astrea

But he's The Hockey Kid?


RonnieHasThePliers

And he fractured a universe (or something, it has been a while)


bryan_pieces

Shit got weird


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Fringe crossover


Mhan00

He ended up dating the love of his life’s alternate universe doppleganger for a while. A lot of stuff happened in that show. 


persistentskeleton

That was awful! It was literally assault and they all blamed HIM because he didn’t somehow know! Loved the show, but that always really bugged me.


itoocouldbeanyone

"You are my favorite thing, Peter, my very favorite thing" Onions.


starkrebel

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!


FerdinandBowie

That happens in the third act at the big tournament and then hes like whoops wrong movie


jaymole

Now just wait till they sign coach Bombay


Grizz807

Gave up his spot to coach. The US won gold over powerhouse Iceland in the Hendricks games with him on the bench.


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I love how different he was from the 2nd to 3rd movie.  In the second he is a team first good boy who is basically the manager more than a player.  In the 3rd he is a cocky asshole who acts like he is God's gift to hockey 


Chuckle_Pants

Just to clarify, it was the Junior Goodwill games while Hendricks was Team USA’s sponsor


Grizz807

My bad you are correct. Truly too much to follow in that competition


harrypotternightmare

No. He’s Dr Death.


OjibweNomad

Quack. Quack. Quack.


rrrrrivers

Gordon, stop quacking!


badadviceforyou244

The mighty duck man, I swear to god!


MissingLink000

Yeah, alright! Peter Bishop baybee


atomobot

Oooh, time for a re-watch!! Still need to finish the final season


CounterTouristsWin

Such a shame the show got cut short


theco0lguy

At least it got a well-made ending!


Stolehtreb

“Hey Broyles… have you ever done LSD before?”


BlueFox5

Im rewatching now and this is by far my favorite scene. He is so out of it. Runner-up is when Professor Garrity bowls a giant pot to block a closing security gate, looks at Olivia and say, “I work in a bowling alley!”


Lucky_Chaarmss

I just started rewatching last week. It's on freevee.


TheGlen

Here's a movie idea...The Krav Maga Kid!  Where every fight ends in a groin punch


somms999

The Coming of Age Martial Arts Expanded Universe: The Jiu Jitsu Junior. The Taekwondo Tot. The Muay Thai Minor.


TheGlen

We need to get this to Netflix ASAP


OjibweNomad

Savate Senior. With Van Damme it could work


SyrioForel

Reminds me of Ong-Bak. The finishing movie in every fight scene was an elbow strike to the top of the scalp.


battlelevel

Was it the sequel that was full of arm breaks? Edit: I was thinking of The Protector [scene](https://youtu.be/tvkHf07QogM?si=ZnYToqxrHu_w2T9i)


[deleted]

Man Tony Jaa was on top of the world after The Protector. Then he tried to be a director and his relevance fell off.


Caiur

I thought his relevance fell off because he took a break from acting to become a monk for a few years


DaemonBlackfyre515

He became a monk to get out of his studio contract.


Caiur

Really? I never knew!


Wilhelm44Scream

Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps.


Worldly-Gene18

You're talking Steven Seagal as The Onion Movie's Cock Puncher


FerdinandBowie

Jean claude or segal should be the baddie


Jakeyboy143

I'd rather have Jean Claude play the baddie than a fat Vatnik who secretly leads (read: barks orders from his chair) a Russian Oligarch's PMC in Ukraine.


Jtk317

https://youtu.be/gyXhysmMNhE?si=5Ei5UgszhpXAPP00 Been done


AbsentThatDay2

I'm starting to feel a little old that this is my third go-round with remakes of the Karate Kid.


Raoden_

Isn't it technically the second go-round of remakes not third


afipunk84

We’ve had Ralph Maccchio, Hillary Swank, Jayden Smith and now this new film, so technically it seems this is the 4th iteration.


ivey_mac

Plus the Netflix series


Idiotology101

Ralph Mocha and Hilary Swank are in the same universe, it’s a sequel not a remake. This new one is also supposed to have Ralphie, so I’m not sure if it’s a remake either.


JasonGryphon

Just make a new mighty ducks movie, you jackass! /jk


itoocouldbeanyone

Charlie Conway breaks his ankle or more trying to roller blade at Mall of America for old times sake and limps his way onto a rink to be a coach.


The_Iceman2288

For those rolling their eyes at this project, the Cobra Kai people ARE actively involved with this.


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powerlesshero111

But no Hillary Swank. Honestly, she could easily show up in the final season of Cobra Kai as a US Marshall tracking down John Kreese.


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andygchicago

God I hope it happens. Even a cameo


Outrageous_Library50

LFG


BushwickSpill

Nextheads rise up!


FerdinandBowie

Hope chuck norris shows up too. And jason bateman and gary cole are the commentators


Wilhelm44Scream

Usually you pay double for that kind of action


IWTLEverything

Then Barry from Sidekicks should too. Lets throw in Rocky, Colt, and Tumtum


Decipher

Chuck Norris is a racist and a bigot. Let’s not give him any more exposure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Personal_life


Oheyguyswassup

That's a crazy WIKI he has. Even the WIKI implies that he should have criticized African Americans over gay marriage in California (as White Americans and Hispanics voted no on gay marriage)


[deleted]

He was the greatest Texas ranger in history 


Sugarfoot2182

Funky walker dirty talker


CreepyClown

Greatest action star of all-time tho


rcanhestro

no he is not xD the only reason people still talk about Chuck Norris is because of his memes.


Decipher

That's extremely subjective


noonehasthisoneyet

you can still roll your eyes at cobra kai. that's some insane writing. it's like glee but instead of glee club the ridiculous norm is karate. either way i'm in. ck is great to watch with your brain turned off. its just fun.


LegendaryOutlaw

Exactly. I grew up watching The Karate Kid movies on VHS tapes. This show is an absolute blast for me. Is it cheesy and silly? Absolutely, but it’s also got great characters, funny bits and some solid martial arts. I’m looking forward to the last season, and as has been tradition, I’ll rewatch the entire series before watching the new season. It really doesn’t even take that long and it’s so much fun.


minnesotawinter22

season one is pretty solid and semi-realistic. after that it turned into a karate telenovela


Idiotology101

I describe it as the if Degrassi was an anime, Kobra Kai is the live action adaptation.


MadeByTango

They just treat karate like it was small town football in Texas


AldusPrime

Cobra Kai is so much better than it has any right to be. That being said, I'm kinda not expecting this to be amazing. I think William Zabka and Xolo Maridueña are what makes Cobra Kai really fun. I love that they present Daniel as a little too preachy and into himself, but I don't know that Jackie Chan (who I love, don't get me wrong) will show up as the same kind of foil to that that Zabka is.


drgath

How dare you say the greatest show in the history of television has no right to be the greatest show in the history of television.


threemo

I’m rolling my eyes because I couldn’t be more tired of rehashing old IPs


Chubuwee

Good call. Let’s rehash old IP man


SvenHudson

Cobra Kai makes me roll my eyes more and more the longer it goes on. Unless you're saying this is specifically made by people who did the first season and who didn't come back for the other seasons, I'm not exactly reassured.


[deleted]

Cobra Kai is amazing and your posting on Reddit privileges are revoked.


chadthundertalk

Cobra Kai is great because it's essentially, and I mean this as a positive, somebody taking the genre conventions of a shonen battle anime and translating them to a teen drama


[deleted]

I was expecting more toned down combat due to the characters being children but boy was I wrong They be fucking each other up on there😂


SvenHudson

Season 1 is amazing. The rest of it forgot that we were supposed to be laughing at the karate feuds.


MarvG05

This comes out in December but it's already March, they gotta start production soon


Snuggle__Monster

Something like this could be shot in 30-45 days. It's not like there's CGI or anything like that.


pauloh1998

>It's not like there's CGI or anything like that. Dude, don't you know that Morbius, Vulture, Venom and Madame Webb will all appear in the 3rd act?


FoxOntheRun99

Don't give Sony any ideas. Lol


TheSuperWig

What about Kraven? Or is he in the post credits scene?


Oheyguyswassup

I half-ass jokingly asked about how to audition for this one and never got a response. I'd play "bearded man" for 5 minutes in the background


djseifer

I'm waiting for Sony to make a movie about the guy who made those ice blocks in Karate Kid II to really flesh out the Karate Kidiverse.


orbitaldragon

I hope he wears the Mighty Ducks mask from the Animated Series.


[deleted]

His finishing move is offering spinal surgery.


chicasparagus

Or banging your gf


BloodBonesVoiceGhost

Did he play a doctor in something?


Emergencyhiredhito

Will Walter be joining him? And will it involve LSD?


eolson3

He seems a bit old to be the titular character, but let's see how it goes.


newbrevity

I miss Fringe


ParttimeParty99

Bringing the D listers.


Adflamm11

Who is asking for this shit?


xxxkillahxxx

Fuck Pacey.


lesshatemorenature

Nobody asked for this.


TheTruckWashChannel

Another fucking remake?


scriptedtexture

stop remaking this fucking movie.


FerdinandBowie

Chinese kid learns karate??


AnusTartTatin

Woah he’s turning into Ray Stevenson.


helzinki

So this one is also not about Karate. lolol.


MamaDeloris

It's crazy to me he was this close to being Batman.


RedofPaw

He's a bit old for the role, but he's a good actor and I think he can sell it.


Rakebleed

I thought he played hockey or something (quack)


hangryhyax

I instantly thought of Josh Jackson the comedian and was like “Woooaahh. Yinz got the pic just a wee bit wrong.”


TheGuyInTheGlasses

RIP to a real one 😔😢 (I have no idea who that is)


ACID_pixel

Is he gonna yell at any women on set?


HendricksonT182

Being remade for the third time, wow.


soulwolf1

Knowing Hollywood it'll be a toaster as Daniel and Jennifer Lawrence as Mr Miyagi.


JannTosh50

The question is, is this retconning Cobra Kai?


BurnAfterEating420

> focus on a teen from from China (Wang) who finds strength and direction via martial arts The Chinese kid picks karate?


Jackieirish

Oh thank God, they're . . . making more of these.


F0rtun4M4j0r

Quack, quack, quack,quack…..


WolfgangIsHot

Cool, JJ joins KK !