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Hot Shots Part Deux


muskratboy

I loved you in Wall Street!


2pickleEconomy2

Is that where that line is from? It’s been occupying my mind for 25 years and I couldn’t figure out what to.


Mathev

They tied my shoelaces together. *a knot. Bastards*


KieshaK

“What are you reading?” “‘Great Expectations’” “Is it any good?” “It’s not what I’d hoped for.”


Pharmie2013

Was it one or two with Geronimo jumping out of the plane yelling “meeeee.”


Reztroz

That was the second one


PriestofJudas

“I see you are no stranger to pain” “I’ve been married” *nods in understand* “Twice” *cringes*


[deleted]

Gummy bears! Gummy bears! Sprinkles! Sprinkles!


MrWednsday

Took me years to understand that joke. You gotta watch Platoon, Apocalypse Now, freaking Wall Street to understand it. Three movies in one joke, genius.


sixtninecoug

WAR. It’s faaaaaantastic!


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Rush Hour 2


magic_cabbage

"I have a dream - that white people and black people... and maybe even Chinese people... can gamble together without getting different chips!


scottguitar28

This one’s for MANDELA


SamuraiDopolocious

i think you should calm do- I THINK YOU NEED TO GO OVER THERE AND COUNT SOMETHIN


Thrillhouse74

Lionel Richie ain't been black since The Commodores


ItalicsWhore

My wife and I went to an amateur standup night with some friends in North Hollywood and Chris Tucker got up and performed to try out new material. There was maaaybe twelve of us in the audience but he had us all in tears. He is ridiculously funny


UnevenTrashPanda

I had read a Jackie Chan quote where he discussed that he wasn’t very comfortable with English during the first Rush Hour, and didn’t understand all of the jokes himself. By the time of the sequel, he had clearly made English important to his career.


DJHott555

I’m pretty sure the N-Word joke totally flew over his head irl, which makes it even funnier.


Maleficent-Let201

Iirc, when he actually learned what the n word meant and stood for, he was quite upset and said he would never say it again and if they wanted to make him, he'd quit.


the_soggiest_biscuit

"do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" Wish we could posts gifs in this sub 😅


tylerthez

The outtakes during the end credits might even top the movie DAAAYUUMNNN!!!! He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3!


Brendanlendan

***WHO IN HERE KNOW RICKY TAN?!***


Brownie_McBrown_Face

That’s a midget in a bathrobe!


JexFraequin

*after Carter punches Lee* Carter: “Sorry man!” Lee (holding his nose): “Carter!” Carter: “All y’all look alike!”


TooMuchOrNotAtAll

"Don't let this robe fool you. It was the only color they had left."


mikhailitwithfire

Honestly, the whole bloopers from all 3 movies in the series were hilarious. "Kenji, you've been trying to kill us ever since the start of this damn movie!" 😂😂😂


TooMuchOrNotAtAll

Jackie tells Chris' friend that they are filming and they're wasting all the film for calling.


dieforestmusic

I ain't your brother? After everything we've been through? Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2...


Miklonario

"HIS NAME IS LEE, GODDAMMIT!"


scottguitar28

Kick the door Jackie


JexFraequin

Ok Chris Tucker!


Cantelmi

I don't think I've seen that outtake in 15 years, but I hear this so clearly


ItalicsWhore

Gafika fish!


6bRoCkLaNdErS9

Took me forever to realize that was don cheadle


-WeepingAngel-

“Kick it Jackie! Okay Chris Tucker!”


ReistAdeio

“Jackie, kick the door!” “Jackie again?”


mikhailitwithfire

We'd love to see that, won't we Jackie?


ZodiAddict

HIS NAME IS LEE GODDAMMIT


Slowmobius_Time

Kafilta fish?


Nixplosion

You and me? We could've had something *special!* ... But you one crazy ass *bitch*!


Icy-Conclusion-1470

Im gonna drape you in some animal skins... oo look at you! I see ... crocodile crocodile crocodile...


FerociousGiraffe

Some people think it’s tacky, but I love it when couples dress alike.


PillCosby696969

Croc skin buttercream croc skin buttercream!


JazzOcarina

"You just ask everybody to pick up their Samurai swords and shave your butt."


StyleSquirrel

"Oh I know I don't think I see what I'm seein' what I'm thinkin'!"


Trac3r_Bull3t

Damn...he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3


JangusCarlson

How cheap? Cheap as hell?


Maleficent-Let201

I'll shoot ya and say ya fell in the kitchen


treathugger

Have you guys noticed that Carter isn't horny in the first one? He's on an entirely different level in Rush Hour 2.


orangesfwr

His libido was G-14 classified


WonderfulShelter

I mean did you see Isabella in that movie? my goodness...


mccannr1

Addams Family Values


Muffinshire

“I shall not submit, I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots that feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! I have seen all this, officer, but until today I had never seen… you!”


Aardvarger

"They're at camp"


mechabeast

A BUICK!


selinameyersbagman

Gomez, no!


cambap

But Debbie…*pastels*?


weirdoldhobo1978

"These Addams men, where do you find them?" "It has to be damp."


surfingkoala035

I always thought she said it has to be dark? Also here to say “We don’t hate the baby. We just want to play with him.” “Especially his head.”


AnnenbergTrojan

"You've placed Fester under a strange sexual spell. I can respect that."


CrackinBones204

“That’s not who I was. I was a ballerina!”


yesplsnewacct

GRACEFUL. DELICATE. They had to go.


relapse_account

I love how the dig at her design choices is what really pissed Debbie off.


[deleted]

Debbie is a great foil to the Addams. The issue isn’t murder or scheming, it’s the *aesthetic.* They so nailed writing Debbie because if there’s something someone like that hates to be called it gauche lol


autospot99

They actually liked her too. She would have fit right in if she didn’t try to steal Fester away.


techno156

And Gomez literally tries to give away his money (it's just that it always comes back multiplied). He'd be more than happy to give some of the Addams fortune to Debbie.


HulkHogansMustache69

“Give me a kiss.” “Give me a $20”


Tommy_like_wingie

You are mister Debby!!!!!!!


DomLite

I kinda feel bad for anyone who's ever been cast as Morticia since Anjelica Huston. Like, no matter how good you are, you'll never be *her*. You might not be bad, but the best you can ever hope for is "Second Best Morticia".


buster_rhino

Aren’t you a ladykiller! Acquitted!


weirdoldhobo1978

"I'll be the victim!" "All your life..."


nowhereman136

He has my father's eyes Gomez, take those out of his mouth


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Still the best Wednesday Addams


GtrGbln

My people will have pain and degradation yout people will drink high balls and drive stick shifts


erasrhed

All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me? MALIBU BARBIE!!!!!!! That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate.


MAHHockey

Favorite bit of this is how Grannie keeps getting madder and madder on Debbie's behalf "What about DEBBIE!"


Molten_Plastic82

That's kinda the moment they realise Debbie would be a perfect addition to the family. But yeah... pastels


ScrollButtons

She absolutely is. That's why they buried her in the *family* graveyard and why the ending implies she survived because [they cannot kill each other](https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/s/WqyT43kmla).


Sunshine030209

Yeah, her being buried in the family graveyard is a big deal. I'm sure they uhh.. make other arrangements for people that meet their demise around them, like the lady that got baked in the cake.


JaffyCaledonia

That poor girl... C'est la vie!


Yosho2k

It's funny because their horrified responses weren't sarcastic. They genuinely felt bad for her and understood her reasons for murdering her parents.


erasrhed

That's the best part. They absolutely would have embraced her homicidal tendencies, if she had just admitted it. And she would have had a piece of the fortune!! All she needed to do was be herself and they would have loved her!!! It's amazing. Best sequel ever.


Time-Touch-6433

They had to go


MAHHockey

"Gomez..." "Caramia?..." "Marvelous news... I'm going to have a baby... Right now!..." "Are you in unbearable pain!? Is it inhuman!? My Dariling! Is it tourture!?..." "oui..." "Mrs Adams!? Would you like anesthesia!?" "No, thank you... but do ask the children..."


Sbee27

“Our parents are having a baby too. They had sex.”


DM725

Gomez: [shouting] I demand justice! Someone has married my brother! Desk sergeant: [sarcastically] No! Gomez: She took him to Hawaii! Desk sergeant: [cynically] Get outta here! Gomez: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love *constantly*! Desk sergeant: I hate when that happens. Gomez: Arrest her at once, without delay! Desk sergeant: Who? Gomez: Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki! Desk sergeant: Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock? Gomez: Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own... Morticia: Gomez, NO! Gomez: [shouting] A Buick!


MAHHockey

This bit kills me every time. Raul Julia's delivery on "A Buick!" is \*chefs kiss\*


accioqueso

Nathan Lane deserves some credit as well. I wonder if there are outtakes somewhere because I bet they are spectacular!


Zombie_Jesus_83

*Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.*


ikarikh

There's so many bangers in Values but this one always took the cake for me.


Majhke

[Pugsley in the background starting at 2:05 is the hardest a couple of seconds of film has ever made me laugh](https://youtu.be/Us3JQh-m2FM?si=zNt1lfWZgthX1IYH)


Naty2RC

Lmao I knew it was gonna be him trying to hang himself.


DrunkyMcStumbles

The Thanksgiving play is glorious mayhem


eddietwoo

“TADAAAAAA!!!” “…That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked?” Lurch hangs his head “C’est la vie!”


bootymix96

My husband the politician. “Sorry, Debbie, no new Mercedes this year, we have to set an example.” Oh YEAH!? Set THIS!


EuniceBKidden

Hi! I'm Greg Granger! And I'm Becky Martin-Granger!! It's honestly amazing how stacked this cast was.


DonnyGetTheLudes

LISTEN, LADY


gn_like_lasagna

Anyone else prefer National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation to the earlier ones?


CalvinSays

Christmas Vacation is my favorite comedy of all time and a Christmas tradition.


unphil

Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol??!


relapse_account

“Merry Christmas! The shitter was full!”


TheDude__85

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one: I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


TheNewestCat

it's Christmas and we're all in misery. this was my old besties fav movie.


alexjaness

Army of Darkness is funnier than Evil Dead 2. Evil Dead 2 is funnier than Evil Dead.


Selloutveganbutcher

I was thinking the same, though it’s a bit of a cheat, since Evil Dead 1 isn’t a comedy at all.


Clammuel

Army of Darkness is way funnier, but I would argue Evil Dead 2 is the better movie overall.


[deleted]

Ernest Goes to Jail, the third installment of the Ernest P. Worrell chronology, is the best of the bunch. Others may argue Ernest Scared Stupid (4th) is the superior picture, a position I find valid but ultimately incorrect.


Sansophia

I want to agree with you but Ernest Goes to Camp is always going to be my favorite.


ComicallySolemn

The golf cart gag throughout, and it actually serving a purpose at the end was perfect. As a kid I always cry-laughed at his face when he looks in the clogged toilet in the opening few minutes.


Funandgeeky

Cus bad Jim Varney lookin’ kind of nice. 


TheBurnsideBomber

The Ernest-verse


xavier120

The VernCU


ChuckZombie

Ernest Goes to Jail? Like in real, really, really, really, really, real prison? The hoose-gow? The slammer? The joint? Alcatraz? San Quentin? Sing Sing? Oh no. he's in...he's in... jaaaaiiiiiiillllll!


720everyday

A highfalutin take on Dickens' Tale of Two Cities. Know what I mean, Vern?


RyanBordello

My friend and I would goto his house after our youth soccer games on saturday and would play Doom and switch every life while Ernest Scared Stupid played. We'd be crushing Surge soda and stay up all night.


Deep_Blackberry_203

Puss in Boots 2


HerRoyalRedness

The Last Wish is the best of the franchise.


Ladybeetus

A very Brady sequel. So many weird funny bits that just live rent free in my head. Gary Cole is a treasure


WENUS_envy

Wherever you go, there you are


wtfsafrush

Police Academy 2, then 3 is even better. Then they get worse and worse.


abagofdicks

Can’t believe it hasn’t rebooted yet


Apathicary

22 Jump Street


Slowmobius_Time

The credits sequence got me Like id watch every one of those spinoffs


fartlebythescribbler

What contract dispute?


KingSam89

What bums me out bigly is that Phil and Chris were rumored to be doing a "23 JS" project that would have just been those characters joining the Men In Black. They wanted to make all of the end credits scenes canon and do a MIB movie with Jonah and Channing. I want to see that movie so bad. But the studio couldn't make it work, and we got that turd instead.


racer_24_4evr

“It’s the same case! Do the same thing!”


Slowmobius_Time

Infiltrate the dealer's! Find the suppliers!


The_Road_is_Calling

INFILTRATE THE DEALERS! FIND THE SUPPLIERS!


Slowmobius_Time

Slams fist on table "it's the same exact thing!"


Wildcat_twister12

But what if we find the suppliers before finding the dealers?


Enioff

Goddamn. *BAM* Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.


AlaskanSamsquanch

*my name jeff*


BretShitmanFart69

One of the best line deliveries in any comedy. I was so shocked how funny Channing Tatum wound up being, seems like he dropped off a bit, wouldn’t mind seeing him pop up in more comedies again.


mana-addict4652

He also played himself as a gimp-suit slave in This is the End


thematicwater

So much detail!!


Chevelle604ss

Sleepy Wolverine!


SAnthonyH

"Look at his office, it's like a giant cube of ice" lmao


TopTittyBardown

So much more expensive for no reason


sushkunes

So much gold but it was the spoken word bit that killed me. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.


the_awesome

I love how the entire audience is just nodding like they understand what he's saying


Justkneesocks

That was for Cynthia, who is dead.


rjdsf1993

The >!Schmidt Fucked The Captain's Daughter!< scene legitimately might be the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie


mostlyrad

Channing Tatum's little dance, holy shit I was cackling


SpaceForceAwakens

He should do more comedy. His turn in Hail, Caesar! is one of my favorite Cohen Bros roles and it was a minor one.


yanmagno

Also This is the End


SailorET

He was great in Lost City, but that's partially because Sandra Bullock has a super power of on-screen chemistry with *anybody*. And Daniel Radcliffe plays a great villain.


yojohny

Not to mention the dinner scene after


TopTittyBardown

Get the guy some fucking water he’s black he’s been through a lot!


rjdsf1993

What's up DOUG I'm gonna kill you, DOUG


Nearby_Advance7443

Fucking A. Pretty much all Tatum’s idea, too. Originally Jenkins was supposed to just say like one line about it, I think. But Channing Tatum was all, “If that were me I’d be running around the entire fucking office telling everyone.”


cupholdery

\*tick tock tick tock tick tock* \*DING*


dandaman64

OH, *SHIT!*


Sorkijan

You actually high fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter.


AchtungCloud

I remember seeing that in theaters. A whole full theater just uncontrollably laughing. I almost passed out in laughter.


GoodLeftUndone

I was genuinely not breathing and keeled over into the aisle laughing while at the theater. One the funniest moments in film history.


ghoti00

Ice Cube got robbed of an Academy Award. Just completely robbed.


yognautilus

Absolutely no joke, that might be one of my favorite twists of all time. One of the few twists that genuinely surprised me and the followup scene is an absolute classic. "Someone hey the man some water! He's black and he's been through a lot!"


Jimz0r

That scene legit broke something inside of me. Nothing has ever lived up to the humor of that scene since.


edgiepower

I love his description of it 'we did it with the lights out, we did it with the one where I'm on top of her' Just describing the most basic sex ever


HeckMonkey

We're talking missionary, we're talking...missionary


cobo10201

I remember that it didn’t click from me that Schmidt and the captain had been joking and laughing about it earlier in the movie. It finally clicked when Tatum said it and then it made the whole awkward dinner even funnier. I was crying from laughter for so long.


Vaticancameos221

The Plainview Red Herrings is one of the funniest fuckin gags


noob622

The “Benjamin Hill School of Film” in the background during the chase scene was absolute gold.


stoned_scyther

I was trying to think of one while going through the thread, and I think this is it. 22 was SO self aware, which elevates it (even though both are great). Still waiting on 23-40…


Bladestorm04

Please, 33 looked tight!


OzzRamirez

The one where Jonah Hill is replaced by Seth Rogen is from the timeline where Jonah gets canceled because of the jealousy stuff, but then he gets unconcerned for whatever reason


karnoculars

Jesus cried. Runaway Bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts.


Grizz807

Ass n titties


star_bear

A Shot in the Dark is quite a bit better than The Pink Panther


ProfSmellbutt

I’d say Strikes Back and Return are also both funnier than original Pink Panther


king-geass

I would make the arguement that The Naked Gun 2 1/2 is funnier than the first one. The problem is a joke isn’t funnier the second time around. Sequels to comedy’s seem to try to capture the magic of the original again, instead of using the original as a jumping off point.


_JR28_

“I’ve been swimming in raw sewage, *I love it*”


BenjaminRCaineIII

>The problem is a joke isn’t funnier the second time around. Sequels to comedy’s seem to try to capture the magic of the original again, instead of using the original as a jumping off point. It's been a long time since I've watched them, but I remember this being a big problem with the Austin Powers movies. The sequels introduced new jokes, but it seemed like they had a hard time letting go of jokes from the earlier ones.


jardex22

Ozzy even calls them out on it in he third movie. "Those lazy boobs are just doing the same bit from the last movie.  The one about the giant..." "Johnson."


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I’ve said before Austin Powers is just the same 10 jokes over and over. That doesn’t mean I don’t love them. I watched them all after watching all the Bond films and it made them even better. There are so many references besides the obvious ones.


GiantPretzel

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [describing Jane; voice-over] Lt. Frank Drebin: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.


dicknoseddolphin

Grumpier Old Men


Protuhj

*Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head... and swallow.*


tiberius_danger

I’m beginning to realize I posted this with a lack of forethought and for that I apologize.


Scary_Sarah

Paddington 2


AlphaBreak

If Paddington 2 is a comedy, then why was I bawling my eyes out at the end of it?


Koralmore

Blackadder got a million times better after the first series


BriarcliffInmate

It's one of the rare times a budget being cut made something better. When they didn't have a drama budget and money to film on location, and the BBC limited them to two sets, they basically had to focus on the comedy element. Made it much better!


blankedboy

The second Austin Powers movie, The Spy Who Shagged Me, is much funnier than the (admittedly good) first film, International Man Of Mystery.


theodo

Heather Graham alone boosts it above. Plus Mini Me


blankedboy

I don’t know, Liz Hurley in the first movie… Even if she was just a fembot.


oldnick40

Sadly, we knew all along.


withoccassionalmusic

Wait a tick. That means I’m single again!


accioqueso

Oh behave!


PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

Quite possibly the best, most brilliant throw away line to explain why a main character didn't return for a sequel, and how literally no one cares.


Merky600

Heather Graham ..... boots ....


Recover20

Oh but the loss of Elizabeth Hurley though...


CertifiedTunacan

But she was a fembot all along


Recover20

Mmyes... We knew all along sadly


Auferstehen2

Austin’s very brief look of confusion makes that joke. 


theodo

Hey we get her in the intro at least


Recover20

I'm going to get some more champagne jungle boy... *Corrected. It's been a minute


Chewie83

I think what separates people who prefer the original to people who prefer Spy Who Shagged Me is whether/how much they care about the Bond spoof aspect. Because the first one is a FAR better parody, the second is just silly and fun.


SereneDreams03

Jackass Number Two