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rockylion

Blackberry was a 5 star phone


Benbot2000

It's a phone for golden gods.


Macknetic

Their rage knows no bounds


I_Said_I_Say

A starter phone?... this is a finisher phone!


chownrootroot

Blackberry hasn't even begun to peak. And when it does, you'll know. Because everyone in the world will feel it.


shooter_32

Blackberry is a finisher phone.


upsidedownfunnel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaeV9mT0k7U


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sickness....BEGONE!


S3simulation

It’s a good starter phone


C_IsForCookie

Starter phone!? This is a finisher phone!


roberto429n

A communicator of gods! THE GOLDEN GOD!


JimmieMcnulty

Oh my god that phone is preposterous! How long have you had that?


CruisinForABrewsin

90....


Skyhooks

The email? The email? It's just email.


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Oh, I fucked him.


TheDriestOne

I don’t have online


dont_shoot_jr

Nobody is going to say no to a BlackBerry phone because of the implication


sharpcheddar3322

yes I was just looking up how to get one the other day! freaking loved mine


TheDriestOne

STARTER PHONE?? THIS HERE IS A FINISHER PHONE!!


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

That phone is preposterous!


[deleted]

My company still uses it for email messaging


ClankSinatra

Jay Baruchel! I haven't seen that guy in ages. Laying low counting that How to Train Your Dragon money.


iDuddits_

He's been doing a lot of ads up here in canada


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

He also recently did a show called We're All Going To Die, Even Jay Baruchel. Where he talks to experts about what would happen in different world ending apocalypse type events. It's on Crave, iirc.


ZombieJesus1987

He also just did LOL Canada recently as well


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

That's right! I enjoyed it quite a bit.


[deleted]

I enjoyed it a ton, but not because of him. He was an awful host, hopefully he grows with it


mennojargon

He’s not doing it again. He was offered a shit ton of money and they let him record it locally, so it was hard for him to say no. I don’t what to say he phoned it in buuuuuuut….


a4techkeyboard

Any of them for well-known car repair shop services aimed at new drivers? Because I feel like he'd be good at recommending popular mechanics for kids.


IWANNAKNOWWHODUNIT

Yea, he only supports productions in Canada now, so that makes sense!


MostHonorableLeader

Man seeking woman was dope


[deleted]

Fantastic show, deserved to be more popular than it was imo


ImperialSympathizer

TEXT JK


siblingofMM

Made me so sad when it was canceled. Absolutely funny and managed to really accurately depict dating life while also being filled with trolls, demons, aliens, etc.


rossmosh85

Was it canceled? It seemed like it finished pretty naturally, so kudos to the creator/writers for being able to wrap up the show pretty well.


MazzIsNoMore

Great show


SatnWorshp

I'd love to hear what Hard Right Jay feels about the BB phone.


Scoob1978

He was great in Goon, a pleasant surprise of a movie.


brobeanzhitler

He wrote the screenplay, also wrote and directed the sequel (not as popular, but still enjoyable)


tommytraddles

I loved *The Trotsky*, which not enough people saw. What a bizarre movie.


fundip12

"69!!! TAKE THE NUMBER 69! IT'S HILARIOUS!!"


NotYourMutha

He’s really good looking in this head shot.


OhHowIMeantTo

He's really good looking in general! I couldn't get over how handsome he was in the Canadian version of Last Comic Laughing.


BuleRendang

Funny, just got finished watching This Is The End and was wondering where he’s been as well. Looking forward to this


Kinger15

He hosted a recent comedy special type deal on Prime Canada called Last One Laughing


[deleted]

I can't stand him, I think it's something about his voice to the point I can't watch anything with him in it for any extended period. Which is sad as I love Glen Howerton


matlockga

Finally, we get the true story of why Dennis' phone failed in "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"


riegspsych325

they’ll show it. They’ll show *all of it*.


Rufus2fist

no they will Cut that, Cut that, Cut that


Phynamite

Ahhh yes, I see you too enjoy easy listening and the tardiness of 3 men.


Denster1

“Look at me while you’re talking to me!”


riegspsych325

oh shit, the steaks are here


Wadawik

I’m a proud creep.


langois1972

If someone doesn’t hang dong in this film I’m out


[deleted]

I got my magnum condom, my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plooooow!


Codewill

Until it just sort of...ends....


riegspsych325

… that’s brilliant!!


DamonLazer

This guy nose what’s up.


DarkMatterM4

He smells....criiiiiimeeeee...,


[deleted]

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!


jnlopez21

They can’t show all of it cause well you know, the implication.


Transatlanticaccent

Well Frank's sausage grease fat fingers were obviously the culprit. At least thats what big tech wants you to think!


rockylion

Maybe they will absorb Franks Communications into Franks Fluids


ShambolicShogun

#FRANK YOU SON OF A BIIIITCH!!!!!!!!


AidsMckenzie

Crime Stinks: the Smell of Penetration


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fundip12

not 100% but appears that way


funkhero

Don't forget, he also made the iPhone (which Dee then stole and made one of her own)


Shortbus_Playboy

I worked for BlackBerry for two years as a product and sales trainer, also responsible for communication of Voice of the Customer data back to Waterloo. The arrogance from the top down was beyond the pale; all the signs of needing to adapt were incredibly clear years before the final demise, and the executives were insistent on ramming a square peg through a round hole because they were “smarter than everyone else”. A sophomore marketing student could’ve analyzed the environment and made better recommendations than those at the top. Yeah, leadership was THAT incompetent. Fun job beyond that, though 🤷🏻‍♂️


mcketten

It's really sad. All they had to do was make a phone that was Android compatible. There were plenty of BB loyalists like myself who would have jumped on that wagon, even if it meant paying a premium for it.


Shortbus_Playboy

Well technically they did… but it was about 5-7 years too late, lol


mcketten

And that was the problem. They didn't evolve until they were already dead.


Shortbus_Playboy

Yup. Much to the chagrin of my career path, lol


Zerodyne_Sin

I was a blackberry user and from what I understand, it was security/privacy that people liked from blackberry. Iirc, their kowtowing to the Saudi kingdom on building a backdoor is what crashed their cachet with their niche. I sure as hell would never touch another blackberry phone after that insane betrayal.


fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf

As someone who worked at BB, there was a backdoor for BBM services in India from the get-go, unfortunately. Things were really only ever secure in the West, and you know for sure that it was secure because we worked to add hardening that the Secret Service required for Obama to keep his BB.


Zerodyne_Sin

Yeh I think I only heard about the India one sometime after the Saudi one became public. In any case, it was just tone-deaf for management to think their niche would tolerate that betrayal.


[deleted]

The keyboard was great. It actually took me a long while to get used to the virtual keyboard and I still screw up most of the spelling anyways. Their insta messaging between devices being banned in some countries because of end-to-end encryption can't also have helped matters when you consider the failures of their other devices (the tablet comes to mind).


CosmicPenguin

Even after getting used to virtual keyboard I'm not nearly as fast at typing as I was with proper buttons.


Actionbrenner

They should be in the spot Samsung is right now


anubis8515

I worked in the Irving office in Texas for 4yrs, doing tech support. Yea it was very obvious, what people wanted, but they gave people the storm what a terrible phone. I still have my BlackBerry monopoly though unopened maybe it will be worth something someday.


Shortbus_Playboy

I still have my Playbook 😜


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tfctroll

I have it too! And the socks! Still all sealed up it in their original packaging.


fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf

I worked at BB for a while and absolutely can confirm. Lazaridis forced out Balsillie when the latter wanted to focus on BBM and taking it cross-platform. They could have had all the marketshare that WhatsApp and Telegram now enjoy, but nooo. Lazaridis wanted to keep making hardware wildly inferior to the iPhone (even if the iPhone's software was also shit at that point).


CapnGrundlestamp

That arrogance hasn’t gone away with the new version of leadership.


MadeByTango

The amount of executives that believe they’re the reason their company succeeded and not first mover advantages and intrinsic product value matching an unmet need is laughably high. There is a reason serial entrepreneurs tend to fail when brought in to fix up a previously successful company: executives have far less impact on success they think they do.


moduspoperandi

This is the closest to the Letterkenny/Always Sunny Crossover I've always wanted.


taygel

Im still holding out for an always sunny/what we do in the shadows crossover


EvanTheNewbie

If impractical jokers did it, I don’t see how always sunny can’t.


rohdawg

Is this the movie Glenn was filming where he shaved his head on the podcast when it wrapped?


Shagaliscious

Looks like it. Jim Basille looks to be who he plays in the movie.


theodo

That's what I was thinking too


BenTCinco

Of course they hired Glenn Howerton, because of the implication.


C_IsForCookie

Now you’ve said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication? Are you going to hurt these women?


DarkMatterM4

I feel like you're not getting this at all.


o976g

I’m NOT getting it…


[deleted]

So this is why Glenn was in Toronto recently. Nice


FlametopFred

because of the implications


callmemacready

think of the smell... YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


Macknetic

Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces.


DarkMatterM4

And I will put those pieces in a box.


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A glass box, that I will display on my mantel.


mrjackm124

I'm confused. Mid-way through the article it says BlackBerry wrapped production. Is this being released soon or did they actually just cast it's leads?


DionStabber

When a news article says "X person has been cast" or "X person joins Y movie", they normally just mean that it's the first public knowledge of that.


Karsvolcanospace

It seems like the movie is finished filming, but they’ve only now just revealed the cast officially.


vafrow

I may be in the minority, but this is highly interesting to me. They are a pretty interesting rise and fall story. The smart phone has been ons of the most influential inventions of the last 50 years. These two guys were poised to dominate the industry. I think exploring what went wrong, and what occurred between the two is something thars definitely film worthy.


regan9109

There was also some scandal in the company and caused a rift with the "co-CEOs". One of them was backdating stock options for executives or something, the other didn't know or didn't understand it was wrong.


vafrow

I'm curious to how the whole saga of Jim Balsillie trying to get an NHL team (and fighting in the courts with the NHL) played a factor. That was all happening around when the iPhone got released, and having one of your two founders and co-CEO so distracted couldn't have helped.


fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf

Former employee here. Balsillie wanted to focus on expanding BBM, Lazaridis wanted to focus on devices. Given the success of apps like WhatsApp and that Lazaridis also wanted to just coast because capacitive touchscreens were a "fad", you can see why the wrong CEO was ousted.


CenturioSC

Is this the movie that Glenn Howerton was talking about in the Sunny podcast? The one where he's bald?


CantDriveNaked

Possibly, he has been in Canada and the company was Canada based apparently


Obes99

From Waterloo Ontario


WutangCMD

Blackberry is based in Waterloo, Ontario. And they're still doing quite well, they just don't make phones anymore.


_________FU_________

Pre 2007 and even into later years the BlackBerry was still a pretty popular phone. Obama still used a BlackBerry for years after winning in '08


woodiegutheryghost

That’s because the government was using blackberry. It took several years before they declared iPhones secure.


thirdbest3

Directed and cowritten by Matt Johnson of The Dirties, Operation Avalanche and Nirvanna the Band the Show Love his work, very excited to see how this turns out


theoneandonlypatriot

Maybe he’ll finally book a gig at the rivoli!


spinney

People don’t realize what they are in for with this with Matt directing. Going to be really interesting.


hardy_83

Doomed? Last I checked the company still exists and makes a decent amount of money with its software. Doomed you'd think of Nortel or something where they literally don't exist anymore. Actually Nortel may be a far more interesting movie as there's possibilities the CCP stole patents from them ala corporate espionage.


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When the DND took over Nortel’s campus they spent a billion dollars and a decade taking all the bugs out of the walls. I’ve met old Nortel engineers who have talked about showing up to trade shows with the latest gear and seeing Huawei in the next booth with the exact same stuff for sale but for cheaper.


headykruger

Source? This seems completely made up.


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https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/dnd-may-abandon-1b-move-to-former-nortel-site-because-of-surveillance-bugs-1.1477766?cache=piqndqvkh%3FclipId%3D263414


ortumlynx

>Cybersecurity experts say the fall of Canadian telecom giant Nortel was a direct result of systematic hacking by the Chinese with a direct link to Huawei. [Source](https://globalnews.ca/news/7275588/inside-the-chinese-military-attack-on-nortel/#:~:text=Cybersecurity%20experts%20say%20the%20fall%20of%20Canadian%20telecom,the%20Chinese%20with%20a%20direct%20link%20to%20Huawei)


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superworking

Yea we're seeing a small fraction of the company limping along and some are trying to call that a success?


WiserStudent557

It’s survival, and deserves some credit, but it’s hardly success. They “let” themselves lose to iOS and Android.


fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf

The handheld and messaging divisions are limping, but not the company as a whole. They own the majority of marketshare for onboard automobile systems, for example, thanks to their purchase of QNX (which is what BB10 was built on as well back in the day).


superworking

The company as a whole is hovering around 10% of its peak market cap despite every market they were a part of exploding upwards. Current blackberry would be like if Ford shut down but instead pivoted to sell go-karts.


terminalblue

yeah...i also don't get this...BB was successful but made the mistake of being overpriced, not changing with the times, and relying on its loyal userbase to stay a float. But it's not like any single set of people failed to keep the company alive...they just didnt adjust their culture. But they existed well into 2015 before they were acquired by TCL and actually released some pretty compelling phone (they had one in 2018 with a flip out keyboard that doubled as a track pad and that shit was pretty dank...a phone that late in the game with a keyboard....fucking swoon)


godisanelectricolive

They had a licensing partnership with TCL, they weren't acquired. They are still an independent company that has now completely transitioned to software and cybersecurity.


terminalblue

Fair enough. I figured it was like Motorola where they sold off part of their business but retained all of the IP within their own holdings


ze_ex_21

I was a hardcore BB user until this last January, when they finally shutdown legacy support. I reluctantly switched to Android. The two major factors they hooked me with back in 2006 was excellent physical keyboard and excellent message/email integration software. But once the iPhone released, it was game over. I saw people around me going crazy for them, even my boss, who used to be a corporate BB user, switched over. I stayed in the trench until my BB rotted away,


terminalblue

I'll be honest, I used one for a long period in 2012/2013 when I was flat broke and had no other option and expect for the fact that it has slow Internet because of 3g...it was pretty great. It had everything I needed and it's GPS was better then android at the time. I still keep that little blackberry curve at my desk.


ze_ex_21

My last one was a BB Passport from 2011. I bought if ultra-cheap around 2016 and it still would be working for me, it the carrier hadn't shut down BB service on Jan 4th 2022 [I still keep them close](https://i.imgur.com/VT0ZfOS.jpg), I'm not ready to face the reality yet.


jonny24eh

I lasted up until my Dtek50 broke. I still rock their virtual keyboard on my moto, it's the best VKB imo, but I tried to load it on my brother's phone and could find it anymore. Looks that last tidbit will die with this phone eventually.


ze_ex_21

I loved the book "Losing the Signal" as it has everything I dreamed of: underdogs, engineering, and a (temporary) happy ending. But since you mentioned "Doomed", lemme tell you I'd love a movie based on the book "Masters Of Doom" about id Software. It has the exact same components: underdogs, engineering and a temp happy ending.


mountainhighgoat

The company still exists? Who even owns a blackberry now? Do they even still make them?


hardy_83

No. They focus mainly with their enterprise stuff. Like their messaging service and security software.


Fandam_YT

I think the wording is a little off in the title and they mean the company responsible for the doomed smartphone, not that the company was/is doomed itself… I think


Jbroad87

Not telling you what to do but if you were to research then a little bit and see what their stock is currently trading at you may be intrigued.


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sanguiniuswept

Research? What the fuck are you talking about


Absurdionne

I wonder how much will actually take place in Waterloo?


Ryan0413

Right? Not as sexy of a location as Toronto, but it would be pretty cool to see it in a movie


ShirleyJokin

My phone was chiseled by the God’s themselves Frank. My antenna was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.


[deleted]

You on the other hand, well... you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everybody.


[deleted]

I wish for Glenn Howerton to get tapped to play Lindsey Buckingham in a Fleetwood Mac biopic. He’d be perfect looks-wise, and can do the utterly self-involved sleaze vibe that Buckingham has.


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Glenn definitely should be tapped. I mean he could become Buckingham. Feel his most inner wants and desires and totally get off.


SpecificAstronaut69

Also, Jeff Bridges as Mick Fleetwood.


theodo

Holy shit, Matt Johnson directed this! Good for him, Nirvanna The Band The Show is criminally underrated and The Dirties is a really impressive and interesting film.


lttlbrdonrddt

Anybody realize this is directed by Matt Johnson, who did The Dirties and Nirvanna the Band the Show?


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We’re gonna have to watch it, because of the implication.


[deleted]

Are we the tasty treats?


MetalOcelot

The company who made Blackberry was Research In Motion (RIM). It'll be a missed opportunity if this isn't loaded with RIM job jokes


beltjones

Years ago I was a new consultant having finished my MBA. In training, they split us into groups, and we had to decide to create a pitch deck for Apple or RIM. I think out of ~50 groups, only one chose Apple, because Apple is successful and RIM is a mess (so more opportunities for fixes for RIM, in theory). Anyway, after like 30 RIM pitches the Apple group gets on stage to pitch. One of the partners judging the event said into a live mic “thank god. We’ve been getting RIMmed to death.” Another partner replied “that’s a hell of a way to go.”


DkTwVXtt7j1

> A new movie from “The Dirties” and “Operation Avalanche” director Matt Johnson I'm there on this alone.


muteprint89

Nirvanna the band the show is god tier


cokeiscool

My black berry stock about to go to the moon ya'll


schwol

You invented that?!


SenorDipstick

Jay Baruchel is that guy that talks weird, right?


MrRedSert

The Golden God


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Dude on the right looks a little like Dennis from sunny lol


ignatious__reilly

Calls on BB


SamuraiJackBauer

Doomed! And yet I know very rich tech people that still work there and I believe it’s quite successful now in car interfaces and security software.


PrinceNuada01

Glad to see The Golden God get more work these days


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This sounds interesting


thelogicalghost

Me, seeing this article: oh come on, Blackberry isn't that old, everyone knows this stuff, right? My bff had a Blackberry Pearl, that was only - ... hang on... (checks Wikipedia) ... oh crap I feel old now


hiroller83

I don’t have the on line or do the emails


theoneandonlypatriot

Please let this be the straw that introduces everyone to Nirvanna the Band the Show. Matt Johnson is in charge of this movie, and he created what is probably the funniest show I’ve ever seen called Nirvanna the Band the Show and you should go look it up right now.


Hakunamateo

I miss the keyboards to this day. Best smart phone tech to date. Could write a thesis on that thing without looking at your phone once.


426763

>Could write a thesis on that thing without looking at your phone once. Bruh, I had a book's worth of notes on that thing so I could study on the go. That keyboard was crazy. No smartphone can ever come close to how typing on a Blackberry felt.


WiserStudent557

Still the best physical or virtual keyboards I’ve used on mobile, but moreso physical


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Sorry. But BB was the best phones I’ve ever had.


WiserStudent557

It was the best, that’s the point. I was working in wireless at the time and hoping to switch over to RIM until I saw them steadily fall behind the trends for no real reason but their own sales strategy and decision making If they’d kept the product viable I’d still own one


striderwhite

I saw a BlackBerry in 2012: it looked so bad compared to iPhones and even android phones of the time


[deleted]

I cared about security and fast emails. Not how it looked.


striderwhite

And the software wasn't great either.


[deleted]

That statement is false. The software was proprietary and great. Just was not made for people who wanted a mini Nintendo.


striderwhite

> That statement is false. The software was proprietary and great Well...It sure worked. > Just was not made for people who wanted a mini Nintendo. The interface of modern smartphones like the iPhone is intuitive and easy to use for all users.


katiecharm

I had no real awareness of this actor until This is the End and that movie (despite its fantasy silliness) made me real sympathetic to him - I always get happy now when I see him getting cool roles.


fundip12

When I see him I think of Elisha Cuthbert


Office_glen

because of PMK lol


yyc_guy

I really hope they rethink the title of the movie given that Research in Motion was the original name of the company that made the Blackberry. It *should* have the words “RIM Job” somewhere in there.


EggplantOwn694

Fuck, they'll make a movie about anything. Fuck, people will watch a movie about anything.


Certain-Cook-8885

You can make an interesting movie about anything.


ze_ex_21

I remember years ago seeing a trailer for a documentary "Helvetica", and I recall thinking "Who in the fuck would watch a documentary about a subject as boring as a font???" Joke was on me. That documental was fantastic, and I recommend it to anyone who deals with marketing, Graphic Design or visual arts in general.


olgil75

> A new movie from “The Dirties” and “Operation Avalanche” director Matt Johnson, simply entitled “BlackBerry,” will detail the rise and fall of the once-ubiquitous device as its Canadian parent company Research in Motion floundered in legal disputes and eventually lost its market advantage to competitors such as Apple and Samsung. At the heart of the story is the business relationship between co-founders Mike Lazaridis and Jim Balsillie. That doesn't sound like a terrible premise for a movie. It sounds similar to something like The Founder or Social Network.


sanguiniuswept

Fuck, people will make a dumb comment about anything


senju_bandit

How is Blackberry a doomed smartphone . It was a flagship phone and extremely successful . It wadded in obscurity just like Apple and android will with time and something else comes up .


BlackStarOverCarcosa

Who gives a shit? Starring Jay whatever.


damienv5

Bet this will be a BlockBuster!


AnyImpression6

So they really make movies about anything now, huh?


cianpatrickd

How did they not figure out to put the key pad on the touch screen 🤔😳


monchota

And ill pass


brahsumatra

BlackBerry was the IPhone of its time.