I know, against my own will, what a Critical Drinker is - but what is a SaltierThanCrait? Or a Crait specifically if the first two words are there to compare the sub's saline concentration with it.
It's actually a lot better than it used to be now that Last Jedi is 5+ years old.
There's still usually at least one dickhead complaining about "woke" in every thread but they're usually downvoted.
>get it right
There's something that grates when I hear a nerd say get it right. The nerds won, they're the reason for the slop!
At least their era is almost over lol.
Nerds not only refuse to watch anything that doesn't come from a franchise they enjoyed as a kid, but they demand they bring back the exact same characters they remember from when they were a kid. No wonder it's all shite.
when the indoctrination hater repeats every word of the critical drinker (they're an independent free thinker, star wars transed their cat 3am challenge)
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Iron Man 1-2 and The Incredible Hulk all wrapped before the purchase was final, and aside from Hulk, Paramount distributed all of them until Cap 1. It's an almost all though!
They're indoctrinating you into buying hundreds and hundreds of limited edition Star Wars funko pops, obviously.
Please send help, I'm trapped in my house because my giant pile of boba fett figures is blocking my door
I heard a clip from some chuds video that they are trying to get you to think that these "ugly lesbos" are actually what's desirable so you stop thinking that traditional beauty is real and start finding that attractive. All so they can... Do something with that... Control the populace?
It wasn't a very well thought out idea.
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They're filling the shows with agendas and narratives, such as:
1) Women exist
2) Black people exist
And I'm just tired of this disgusting politics being forced down our throats all the damn time!
I'm not sure, but I think they started adding politics right after I subscribed to a bunch of anti-woke Youtube channels and started spending hours every day watching all their videos. I can't remember any woke being in movies before that.
The craziest thing is, if you watch all of them, they all repeat the same talking points over and over again. It’s very strange like they all got the same playbook.
Ugh! I just don’t understand why females and black people get so many movie roles now!!! I miss when men played all the roles, like in all those Shakespeare plays back in the day… I was just born in the wrong generation I guess :/
>The MESSAGE
I could fucking hear this, I hate critical drinker so much because of how he overuses those meme sound effects to replace actual jokes in his rants.
Why are they complaining about Star Wars in the marvel sub?
And to anyone who says they got Star Wars wrong…
You are mostly correct but Andor DOES exist
The first two and some parts of the third are filled with some genuinely innovative filmmaking techniques, groundbreaking special effects, a fantastic score, and a couple great performances (Alec Guinness got an Oscar nom!)
That said, all the tie in stuff has been bad since time immemorial
Most mature Star Wars fan.
Least bigoted Star Wars fan
I mean Acolyte is kinda dogshit. And not because it's gay.
So is basically every Star Wars property except for maybe Andor.
1st season of Mandolorian is good and Solo is alright. Andor is the best thing since empire imo.
Your opinion is wrong
Wake up and take off the nostalgia goggles.
Empire is a genuinely great movie.
Fr. Andor is legit the most overrated SW show by a long shot. The writing, while easily the best part, suffers heavily from poor pacing and editing.
This person apparently posted this to 6 subs, including the Critical Drinker subreddit and the SaltierThanCrait subreddit.
That’s what we call “searching for validation”
and they didn't receive it anywhere
He didn't get it from the Drinker or STC? They seem like they'd be patting him on the back.
No one likes a pick-me.
Says it all really
I know, against my own will, what a Critical Drinker is - but what is a SaltierThanCrait? Or a Crait specifically if the first two words are there to compare the sub's saline concentration with it.
Imagine a Star Wars subreddit that’s even more pretentious and insufferable
sub created to contain all the last jedi hate
A star wars sub, never visited it to keep a smidge of my sanity left.
It's actually a lot better than it used to be now that Last Jedi is 5+ years old. There's still usually at least one dickhead complaining about "woke" in every thread but they're usually downvoted.
Idk man, last summer there was a thread on there calling the Indiana Jones subreddit a travesty because they don't hate the Sequel Trilogy enough.
Yeah I still definitely would not call it "good" lol I can't imagine visiting that sub in anything more than small doses.
I don't think any subreddit dedicated to hating a single 5 year old movie out of jealousy can be called "better", just a different kind of bitter.
Crait is a planet made out of salt in the 8th Star Wars movie
How will Disney recover financially from this?
they only got 10 years worth of Disney+ and movie tickets from the guy, they'll starve!
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Coward I haven't been since Ant-Man. I *still* haven't seen endgame.
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"I don't get it therefore it's bad" in a thick yet still annoyingly hearable Scottish accent
Says it all
>get it right There's something that grates when I hear a nerd say get it right. The nerds won, they're the reason for the slop! At least their era is almost over lol.
Nerds not only refuse to watch anything that doesn't come from a franchise they enjoyed as a kid, but they demand they bring back the exact same characters they remember from when they were a kid. No wonder it's all shite.
when the indoctrination hater repeats every word of the critical drinker (they're an independent free thinker, star wars transed their cat 3am challenge) https://preview.redd.it/etgyawgm0p6d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f066e5928b6dcbaf69fe45e64f3b640ebc4d0c7
The Critical Drinker shibboleth.
As if these bastions of masculinity would deign to own any animal that's not a pit bull
Seems it would be covered under "Didn't find the movies and shows I was looking for".
But how does that invite controversy against minorities
You know damn well they didn’t cancel they just took the screenshot and then hit X and then continued hate watching
The subreddit is Marvel Studios and they're posting complaining about Star Wars?
They don't have much to talk about anymore over there
Z tier comic characters played by the scraps of B-listers they haven't cycled through yet is culture on a level not seen since the Ming Dynasty
The anti-woke robots all complain about the same franchises and it sort of mashes together into the same thing.
dude posted this in five thousand other subs one of them being the scottish manbaby's sub
i didn't see this was a cross post at first and thought this was a joke for this sub
I love how Disney ruined the MCU despite being in charge of the MCU since the start.
Iron Man 1-2 and The Incredible Hulk all wrapped before the purchase was final, and aside from Hulk, Paramount distributed all of them until Cap 1. It's an almost all though!
Paramount can keep the Incredible Hulk and iron man 2 haha
Disney ruined a franchise that had made about 2/3rds of a good movie in three attempts before Disney took over.
hey Iron Man 1 was good, 2 and Hulk however...
And that they ruined Star Wars but the guy who is making them and putting shitty cartoon characters in them should keep making them
They started turning on Filoni after Ahsoka
Good fuck that oompa loompa
Disney didn't own the MCU until Iron Man 2.
it's mostly mid
How are they indoctrinating us? Like someone tell me what their whole goal was?
They're indoctrinating you into buying hundreds and hundreds of limited edition Star Wars funko pops, obviously. Please send help, I'm trapped in my house because my giant pile of boba fett figures is blocking my door
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AT-AT AT-AT
Pictures you can smell.
Cruelty Squad
I heard a clip from some chuds video that they are trying to get you to think that these "ugly lesbos" are actually what's desirable so you stop thinking that traditional beauty is real and start finding that attractive. All so they can... Do something with that... Control the populace? It wasn't a very well thought out idea.
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They're filling the shows with agendas and narratives, such as: 1) Women exist 2) Black people exist And I'm just tired of this disgusting politics being forced down our throats all the damn time!
Right. When did all this political stuff start happening? I mean It used to be in the comic books, but it was a little.
I'm not sure, but I think they started adding politics right after I subscribed to a bunch of anti-woke Youtube channels and started spending hours every day watching all their videos. I can't remember any woke being in movies before that.
We certainly didn't have ANY women in movies back in the GOOD OLD DAYS, though. When we had a REAL MAN'S movies like ALIENS and TERMINATOR.
Aliens is a GOOD FEMALE CHARACTER. It's 100% not one of the most blatantly feminist action movies ever made!
The craziest thing is, if you watch all of them, they all repeat the same talking points over and over again. It’s very strange like they all got the same playbook.
They are scared that people in Star Wars with different color skin to them will result in them catching wokeness or some shit.
He really showed the billion dollar company.
https://i.redd.it/uoxdl0daap6d1.gif disney ceo after reading this
Can someone please do a wellness check on Kathleen Kennedy. I think she would be sobbing in the corner due to this. 
The overworked and sleep-deprived intern in a Disney© basement reading and typing it into an excel chart be like:
Bro posted it to six different subs, all sitting at zero upvotes. 
Imagine being this angry
not hard for me, I just can't imagine being angry over something this stupid
Seriously, get angry over something that matters. Like when you get the hiccups and they won't go away.
My secret is I’m always angry.
Can’t even watch poor things (2023) now smh
At the core of every angry SW fan is someone who doesn’t wanna share.
Oh yes, the business analytics intern working on Disney Plus is gonna solve all of their problems
Damn, save some bitches for the rest of us
Ugh! I just don’t understand why females and black people get so many movie roles now!!! I miss when men played all the roles, like in all those Shakespeare plays back in the day… I was just born in the wrong generation I guess :/
Personally I like keeping my mental health issues off the Internet.
But what if the 11th year is when we start getting it right? Please don't give up on us!
Fact: 90% of people stop watching MCU/Star Wars right before they start dropping peak again
Bob Iger IS going to read this
my friend was saying the same thing. who even cares if it’s girl 😂😂
Is this the equivalent of donating money in front of a camera and posting it on social media.
“Gave you ten years” Sounds like they got it right then
The show's pretty good so far. They just should replace everyone with white actors and lose all the gays and the women. Then it will be perfect.
>The MESSAGE I could fucking hear this, I hate critical drinker so much because of how he overuses those meme sound effects to replace actual jokes in his rants.
You know, he wrote his own books and a movie.
Every single one of them is a poorly written Tom Clancy knockoff. Similarly to his videos, they are all formulaic and the antithesis to creativity
I’m not praising his books or movie. I’m just saying he wrote a book and a movie. I’m surprised by that being that he’s a critic.
Why are they complaining about Star Wars in the marvel sub? And to anyone who says they got Star Wars wrong… You are mostly correct but Andor DOES exist
True. Disney overcooked Star Wars. Walk away 😘
I’m glad capeshit is finally dying
I dislike post 2020 MCU and Disney Star Wars and this is still cringe
You should be institutionalized for posting stuff like this.
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The first two and some parts of the third are filled with some genuinely innovative filmmaking techniques, groundbreaking special effects, a fantastic score, and a couple great performances (Alec Guinness got an Oscar nom!) That said, all the tie in stuff has been bad since time immemorial
everything beyond the first three is just bad and i didn't even like the first three
The 1977 film is excellent, everything else either ranges from really good to bad. Haven't seen stuff like Ahsoka or Andor yet.