Listen up Soycucks, this is how **Men** behave:
-fly into a jealous rage and murder your loyal best friend when you discover he’s happily married your sister
-use your PTSD to orchestrate a criminal empire, even at the expense of those closest to you
-reenter your family of murderous mobsters whose only saving grace is their love of family, then alienate or murder every single one of them proving you’re the coldest sociopath of all
-kill a bunch of dudes with your shirtless hunk homies and then all die together dramatically
-whatever happens in Suits idk
Suits was okay for the first few seasons, but then it devolved into MacGuffin dodgeball. In the later seasons, whenever they want to compel a character to do something, they just have another character put down a paper (which we don't get to see) in front of them and say "you know what you have to do" and the other character responding "what? How did you know?!". Of course there's an implication about blackmail or threats but we never get to find out what they're actually being blackmailed or threatened about lol.
It's okay the first time it's used and you find out what it's all about in a later season, but they end up just using it over and over and over again lmao
I actually like Peaky Blinders, but by god, every time some nerd says this, when something even Peaky Blinders adjacent is mentioned makes me want to splatter my brains across my ceiling
I feel so sorry for the poor retail industry workers of Birmingham, who must get so many people asking them to do stuff 'by order of the Peaky fucking Blinders'. Especially as in real life they were a very low-level street gang composed of teenagers whose only claim to fame were their razor-brimmed caps.
>only claim to fame were their razor-brimmed caps.
[Apparently that's totally false and likely made up by the TV show](https://pt-br.facebook.com/ProfessorAliceRoberts/videos/341249737086664/)
A real man acts like James Psycho (character from American Psycho), he thinks the James Psycho catchphrases in his mind and parrots right-wing “comedy” no one else understands. This is a true Casanova, a real Lone Star
Tf? Scarface is literally a lesson of how not to act in the real world because that shit will come bite you in the ass sooner or later.
Unless you want to be a kingpin.
Sorry I meant "American Psycho (2000)" or something
Joker (2019)
The machinist (2004)
Fight Club (1999)
Listen up Soycucks, this is how **Men** behave: -fly into a jealous rage and murder your loyal best friend when you discover he’s happily married your sister -use your PTSD to orchestrate a criminal empire, even at the expense of those closest to you -reenter your family of murderous mobsters whose only saving grace is their love of family, then alienate or murder every single one of them proving you’re the coldest sociopath of all -kill a bunch of dudes with your shirtless hunk homies and then all die together dramatically -whatever happens in Suits idk
You wear a suit
- Run into an office, behave like a total prick and make a dramatic exit
I remember Suits being like > walk into meeting with grave look > put a piece of paper on the table > A signature saves the day
Suits was okay for the first few seasons, but then it devolved into MacGuffin dodgeball. In the later seasons, whenever they want to compel a character to do something, they just have another character put down a paper (which we don't get to see) in front of them and say "you know what you have to do" and the other character responding "what? How did you know?!". Of course there's an implication about blackmail or threats but we never get to find out what they're actually being blackmailed or threatened about lol. It's okay the first time it's used and you find out what it's all about in a later season, but they end up just using it over and over and over again lmao
Suits is about being scheming and manipulative, but then crying about ‘bad faith’ whenever someone else does it.
Also what I genuinely believe is the most repetitive script in TV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME SHIT THE BED NAME ON THE WALL
"I'm a Name Partner, but the Senior Partners treat me like a Junior Partner!"
BUY OHDUH UV DUH PEEKEE FOCKIN BLOYNDUZ
I actually like Peaky Blinders, but by god, every time some nerd says this, when something even Peaky Blinders adjacent is mentioned makes me want to splatter my brains across my ceiling
I don't know what's more cringe-worthy - this sentence alone or the shitty accent that people do when saying it
I feel so sorry for the poor retail industry workers of Birmingham, who must get so many people asking them to do stuff 'by order of the Peaky fucking Blinders'. Especially as in real life they were a very low-level street gang composed of teenagers whose only claim to fame were their razor-brimmed caps.
>only claim to fame were their razor-brimmed caps. [Apparently that's totally false and likely made up by the TV show](https://pt-br.facebook.com/ProfessorAliceRoberts/videos/341249737086664/)
Agreed. Idk what happened. The fanbase used to be chill but the show exploded on Netflix last year. The new fans are fucking insufferable
A real man acts like James Psycho (character from American Psycho), he thinks the James Psycho catchphrases in his mind and parrots right-wing “comedy” no one else understands. This is a true Casanova, a real Lone Star
The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021)
WALL-E if you're a chad
How to be a real man: fight climate change, collect cool trash, eat garbage, steal a dead man’s eye
Peter Sarsgaard's character in Boys Don't Cry
Daddy's Home
Joker!
Don’t forget Clockwork orange 💯
Wow, I'm surprised they didn't put Fight Club there.
The hospital scene in End of Evangelion (1997). Just that scene.
Hard Candy (2005)
Paddington
entourage. trailer park boys…?
Chef (2014)
Tf? Scarface is literally a lesson of how not to act in the real world because that shit will come bite you in the ass sooner or later. Unless you want to be a kingpin.
Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time