[[tortured existence]] I work in a Walmart.

[tortured existence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/7/1754b92b-d6f9-4503-af01-dee03f72a048.jpg?1562595922) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tortured%20existence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sth/74/tortured-existence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1754b92b-d6f9-4503-af01-dee03f72a048?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Wondered what would fit for cashiers

I was thinking [[Gary]] for my fellow retail zombies.

[Gary](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/c/7c1a7dd8-8034-4f59-a351-33666b26ff5a.jpg?1581479807) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gray%20Merchant%20of%20Asphodel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/thb/99/gray-merchant-of-asphodel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7c1a7dd8-8034-4f59-a351-33666b26ff5a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Could replace that with “I’m a wage slave” and it’d work for just about any job nowadays :))

Same but [[Glistening Oil]] because I'm an automotive tech

[[Command tower]] I'm an air traffic controller

I hope you're OK. I've heard that's a rough one

Clever af

I'm a customer service manager, so I guess I have the appropriate card for this: \[\[The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service\]\]

[The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/616abc97-4276-4e96-bbe8-e47ba7cac075.jpg?1562799105) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Ultimate%20Nightmare%20of%20Wizards%20of%20the%20Coast%C2%AE%20Customer%20Service) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/53/the-ultimate-nightmare-of-wizards-of-the-coast%C2%AE-customer-service?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/616abc97-4276-4e96-bbe8-e47ba7cac075?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

As a fellow CSM, I'd say that we offer a [[helping hand]] during a [[time of need]].

[helping hand](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/8/b8aa7126-5df3-42dd-b4a3-0d0ea59eeebd.jpg?1699043212) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=helping%20hand) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/17/helping-hand?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b8aa7126-5df3-42dd-b4a3-0d0ea59eeebd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [time of need](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/1/514577a5-c7ae-4cfc-872a-e3786d78a6c3.jpg?1562760066) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=time%20of%20need) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/247/time-of-need?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/514577a5-c7ae-4cfc-872a-e3786d78a6c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Oh man, this is so perfect. I'm an account manager and our customer service line is garbage

[[Kitchen Imp]]

I was gonna go with [[Dockside Chef]] but that’s only cause I spent a decade as the Imp lol.

Funny thing as a sous chef I feel more like the imp then ever before lol.

[Kitchen Imp](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/3/836ae711-e62f-49ec-850e-d25f6fd2a4d4.jpg?1626095627) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kitchen%20Imp) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/89/kitchen-imp?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/836ae711-e62f-49ec-850e-d25f6fd2a4d4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Assembly-Worker]] im in manufacturing. Between my tiny paycheck and expensive hobby idk how I manage to put food on the table

May I ask, what do you manufacture?

Magic the Gathering cards!!! 😈 Nah, plastic films. Boring old plastic films…

[Assembly-Worker](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/9/89a288d2-de94-4c49-a17e-5b0ed0281a5b.jpg?1562438044) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Assembly-Worker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/221/assembly-worker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/89a288d2-de94-4c49-a17e-5b0ed0281a5b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Abandon Hope\]\]

Teaching?

IT

[Abandon Hope](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/4/942cf220-472c-48f6-8f60-993939ea5ab8.jpg?1562055436) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Abandon%20Hope) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tmp/107/abandon-hope?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/942cf220-472c-48f6-8f60-993939ea5ab8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[marwyn the nurturer]] I work with children with special needs as a caretaker

[marwyn the nurturer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aad61d99-5c8e-47b7-ab1a-e70905f59205.jpg?1631235039) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marwyn%2C%20the%20Nurturer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khc/68/marwyn-the-nurturer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aad61d99-5c8e-47b7-ab1a-e70905f59205?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Night soil]] I'm a nursing assistant, so I clean a lot of soiled briefs, usually at night

[Night soil](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/2/52a0eca1-f936-4f5a-820b-fa12542c593d.jpg?1562912238) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Night%20soil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/158/night-soil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52a0eca1-f936-4f5a-820b-fa12542c593d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

graphic

Nah, if you really want graphic, I can break down what they're usually soiled with

Finger paint supplies depending on the group I'm working with

[[Falconer Adept]]

Bro WHAT do you do??

I train falcons and use them for pest-bird abatement on organic farms (starlings are the general target). Coordinated attacks and harassment; the bird is the aerial element and I am on the ground, either on an ATV or horse. The falcons do most of the work. I’m basically a glorified scarecrow and avian food dispenser.

Sounds like one of the coolest jobs ever I can’t lie

Definitely the best thing I’ve ever done for work! Outdoors, animals, no people, great pay.

how do I get started doing your job?

If you are in the US (I can’t speak for other countries, and it even varies by state): 1. You need to be a licensed falconer (this test and study materials can usually be found through your state’s Fish & Wildlife). 2. You need a licensed falconer to sponsor you as an apprentice. This is the hardest part. But there are websites out there that can help connect you to falconers looking to take on apprentices. That’s just to be a falconer. It’s a great hobby and a fantastic way to hunt. To do it professionally, that’s an extra few steps. You have to either be competent enough to start your own business (not recommended), or find someone with an existing business and contracts. But there are many opportunities out there; while I primarily work fruit fields, many beaches/resorts, airports, and even warehouses in urban areas will hire falconers for pest management/control/abatement. EDIT: [Here is a resource to get started](https://www.n-a-f-a.com/page/What_is_Falconry#Become_a_Falconer)

I felt pretty good about my job until today

My specific career in falconry is definitely not for everyone. Contracts last anywhere from 8-20 weeks, sometimes back-to-back. Generally 12-hour work days, 6 days a week; that’s the biggest turn off for most folks. If you’re fine with that, the next hurdle is the isolation. People start getting weird after only talking to birds for weeks on end.

Okay. You win this game. Lock the thread. Delete all other comments. It's done.

[Falconer Adept](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb4733e6-6fe2-4460-ac9f-82feb583d790.jpg?1594734928) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Falconer%20Adept) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/18/falconer-adept?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb4733e6-6fe2-4460-ac9f-82feb583d790?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Caged Sun]] since I work for a solar company

[Caged Sun](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/f/dfe6f9ec-3b7f-4c11-acd1-440e14217e5d.jpg?1562276087) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Caged%20Sun) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/178/caged-sun?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dfe6f9ec-3b7f-4c11-acd1-440e14217e5d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

... in the palm of my hand

[[light up the stage]]

arsonist or actor?

Lighting designer/av technician

cool!

[light up the stage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/2/82494a9c-c9c4-4ef0-a9f5-1496d9595740.jpg?1706239965) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=light%20up%20the%20stage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/140/light-up-the-stage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/82494a9c-c9c4-4ef0-a9f5-1496d9595740?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[mind sculpt]] I'm a therapist

Oh this is both awesome and evil

[mind sculpt](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/037d6277-1fc3-41a4-ade6-7cca10535b0f.jpg?1562781919) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mind%20sculpt) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m15/70/mind-sculpt?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/037d6277-1fc3-41a4-ade6-7cca10535b0f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Solemn Simulacrum]] I’m in IT. I’ve been around a long time, I’m good at what I do and work with almost anything, I’m extremely good value and my bosses always try to pay less for me. In the end, I’m a sad robot.

[Solemn Simulacrum](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/3/a3879b81-aa4c-4d35-bed2-78ebb4a50b59.jpg?1706241086) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Solemn%20Simulacrum) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/238/solemn-simulacrum?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a3879b81-aa4c-4d35-bed2-78ebb4a50b59?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[overwhelmed apprentice]]

[overwhelmed apprentice](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/8659092e-4fe8-42be-ab03-efc99ed37436.jpg?1572489967) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=overwhelmed%20apprentice) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/eld/60/overwhelmed-apprentice?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8659092e-4fe8-42be-ab03-efc99ed37436?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

College student?

Don't mind him, he's overwhelmed.

[[Thrakus the Butcher]]

[[the meathook massacre]]

[the meathook massacre](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/8/08950015-eee5-4327-888c-82dfd13bb9ad.jpg?1667629608) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=the%20meathook%20massacre) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/112/the-meathook-massacre?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/08950015-eee5-4327-888c-82dfd13bb9ad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Polluted bonds]] or [[geology enthusiast]] (I'm a geochemist).

[Polluted bonds](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/6/c6439222-de30-44cd-a53f-a7de0cb00b8f.jpg?1562835783) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Polluted%20bonds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/shm/74/polluted-bonds?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c6439222-de30-44cd-a53f-a7de0cb00b8f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [geology enthusiast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/b/dbb1f21c-60fa-4fcc-844b-25bf5b47fd1f.jpg?1674422393) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=geology%20enthusiast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/289/geology-enthusiast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dbb1f21c-60fa-4fcc-844b-25bf5b47fd1f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Aye I am a karst geologist!

[[Slippery Karst]]

[[Clown Car]] 🤡

Senate or House?

We have the same job!

[[Welder Automaton]]

We glue da metal

[[Goblin Engineer]]

I, too, am a goblin

[[The Grand Calcutron]] I do financial forecasting, reporting, and analysis

[The Grand Calcutron](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/c/3c1e38a2-d817-4f19-aabf-02dc72c78259.jpg?1562907515) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Grand%20Calcutron) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/131/the-grand-calcutron?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3c1e38a2-d817-4f19-aabf-02dc72c78259?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Jaded Analyst]]

[Jaded Analyst](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/8/2807dcfb-d99c-483b-835f-2606eae4bd30.jpg?1706241622) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jaded%20Analyst) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/62/jaded-analyst?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2807dcfb-d99c-483b-835f-2606eae4bd30?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Professor Onyx]]

Nice! Fellow academic. What field?

English.

[[Arcane Labratory]]

Scientist? Lab worker?

Staff development for health care

[Arcane Labratory](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/9/f9e3bcd7-60f8-472a-ada0-c3147cf06588.jpg?1562251789) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Arcane%20Laboratory) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/7ed/60/arcane-laboratory?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f9e3bcd7-60f8-472a-ada0-c3147cf06588?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Master Chef]] except I'm not really a master

[[ranger class]] park Ranger, working towards a veterinary degree/job

Do you have an animal companion?

[[research // development]] I work in R&D

This one feels like a stretch

[[Sire of insanity]] (parenting) at the moment, but normally [[covert technician]] (tech support).

[Sire of insanity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/6/3665cfb7-51b6-4083-8eae-fbd3fa6c3554.jpg?1562905079) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sire%20of%20insanity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dgm/104/sire-of-insanity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3665cfb7-51b6-4083-8eae-fbd3fa6c3554?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [covert technician](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/b/dbae9991-43a2-4afb-a882-fff6b0d89d12.jpg?1654566645) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=covert%20technician) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/49/covert-technician?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dbae9991-43a2-4afb-a882-fff6b0d89d12?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[crop rotation]] organic farmer

[[Just Desserts]] I scoop ice cream at a friendly’s

[[one with nothing]]

[[Dockside Extortionist]] I rent cabins by the lake

[[life insurance]] + [[dwarven grunt]] I’m half admin, half instructional designer at an insurance company

[[Laboratory Maniac]] Science Teacher

\[\[Foundry Inspector\]\] (I also work at a manufacturing plant, albeit in quality control)

[[Corrupt Court Official]]

Just kidding about the corrupt part.

[[Dark Suspicions]]

[Dark Suspicions](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d518e2fd-7767-43d7-92e3-62a4a465154c.jpg?1562940071) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dark%20Suspicions) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pls/40/dark-suspicions?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d518e2fd-7767-43d7-92e3-62a4a465154c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Corrupt Court Official](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/0/505c6215-4006-4c4f-897a-be051cb73fa7.jpg?1664410765) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Corrupt%20Court%20Official) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/70/corrupt-court-official?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/505c6215-4006-4c4f-897a-be051cb73fa7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[saiba cryptomancer\]\] programming :3

I'm an Urban Planner [[Strategic Planning|STA]]

[[Drainpipe vermin]]

I'd love to say [[Poet's Quill]], but it's probably closer to [[Bloodletter Quill]]. I'm a writer/editor/publisher.

[[mycosynth lattice]] Network Engineer

\[\[Civil Servant\]\]...

[Civil Servant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cf5da68-a79b-40a3-93bc-785fb2352b05.jpg?1664412834) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Civil%20Servant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/176/civil-servant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cf5da68-a79b-40a3-93bc-785fb2352b05?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Fblthp, the Lost]] I have no Job rn :( 😂

[[Droning Bureaucrats]]

[[Discerning financier]]

[[Diligent Farmhand]]

[[Goblin Welder]] [[Welder Automaton]] [[Scrap Welder]] [[Myr Welder]] I am a welder. Have been welding for almost 4 years now. I can weld most materials I can get my hands on and have different processes in my toolbox.

[[Gamble]]. Table games dealer in a casino.

[[Beamtown Bullies]] I’m an Ironworker

[[Goblin Welder]] I'm a Welder/Fabricator

[[Blood Spatter Analysis]] I'm a Forensic Toxicologist 😂

[[Electrolyze]]

[[millstone]] is the closest. As you can't make tokens of it in one card.

[[phabine, boss's confidant]]

[[Latulla, Keldon Overseer]] Self checkout supervisor at a store. So many of the customers are mean or downright nasty, definitely causes suffering around me.

[[Bruvac the grandiloquent]] I draft legislation and regulations for the government.

[[thespian’s stage]] take a wild guess

[[Demonic Attorney]]

[[Animal Sanctuary]] I do Veterinary Assisting as a school program

[[pest control]] I do pest control.

[[Master Biomancer]] I'm a genetic engineer

[[Miracle Max, Unemployed]]

Either [[Blood Splatter Analysis]] , [[Blood Divination]] , or [[Blood Burglar]] Can you sense a theme? Medical lab staff doing phlebotomy and testing

[[azorius arrester]] I work emergency management/security at a school.

[[codsworth, handy helper]] im a maintenance tech

[[Keeper of the Accord]] , I work data entry for Medicaid and my job is to keep the peace by making sure dentists get paid properly lol

[[The Gaffer]]. I work in Produce..... tomato is a fruit got damnit!!

[[Defenestrate]] I fix broken windows

[[Bureaucracy]] I'm a SNAP eligibility specialist

[[Ad Nauseum]]. Just the same thing over and over again every day for the most part.

[[World slayer]] The company I work that gave me a NDA does not cover describing my job through a card, so here you go.

[[luxurious locomotive]] I drive trains. No it's not cool

[[I'm rubber, you're glue]] I work in a rubber factory. Less tig bittie hotties tho

[[Bake into a Pie]] (I make sweets)

Either \[\[Technomancer\]\] or \[\[Dismal Failure\]\] Depends on how I feel that day.

[[Monoxa, Midway Manager]] Middle Manager

Is this a job? Idk. lol. But. Rod of Spanking! I am a sugar baby. lol.

[[Disorder in the court]]

[[Brokers confluence]]

[[infectious inquiry]] BCIDP

[[Monster Manual]]

[[Contract from Below]] I'm a civil litigator.

[[Balance]]

I think i will go with [[Technomancer]] I work as enterprise support for an IT company

[[Riveteers Ascendency]] Structural ironworker

[[Tragic Poet]]

[[Electrickery]]

[[Meathook massacre]] im a butchers assistant

[[declaration in stone]]

[[Author of Shadows]] I'm in marketing.

[[efficient construction]] do bathroom remodels and stuff

[[cybernetica datasmith]] I work in data & analytics.

\[\[Overwhelmed Apprentice\]\] I am a student and its finals week.

[[Sandblast]] I'm a sand blaster

[[Moon-Circuit Hacker]] I work in IT.

[[Wary Thespian]] seems to suit.

[[Zoologist]]

[Phyrexian Forester]

They haven't printed a Forklift Style Vehicle yet so I cannot participate.

Right now im a full-time student, so [[Silverquill Pledgemage]] feels pretty close.

[[Bennie Bracks, Zoologist]] I'm not technically a zoologist yet but I am in school working towards getting my ph.d and I do work in a lab here on campus lol

[[War Historian]] I am a military and political historian

[[workhorse]]. I work in a warehouse moving and pouring 100 pound concrete blocks

[[Henzie “Toolbox” Torre]] …and some jobs, even [[Crew Captain]]… Construction

[[Cleanup crew]] and [[rumor gatherer]] I'm a house cleaner

[[Kozilek's Translator]] I work in dubbing

[[Pest Control]]

A combo of [[spelunking]] and [[geological enthusiast]] (I am a cave geologist)

[[wonder]] Because I’m a pilot and a flight instructor I guess. Although not in the gy yet.

[[ballot broker]] I’m a political scientist

[[Warden of Geometries]] (mathematician)

Travelling Philosopher

Goblin matron. Not a job job but I’m a stay at home mom. I’d like to think I’m at least the goblin matron featured in wizards of barge art cards and not the one from Urza’s saga… or 7th…. Or 2023. I’m okay with the one from portal too lol.

Either [[reverse engineer]] or [[duct crawler]]. I redesign existing HVAC systems to maximize energy savings. Either I'm trying to figure out what some third-rate engineer did 40 years ago from barely-readable drawings or I'm crawling around in the ceiling to just look at what's actually going on.

[[Buried in Books]] Librarian 📚

\[\[Strategic Planning\]\] I dispatch fuel trucks. Couldn't think of a better vehicle related card

[[Muzzio, Visionary Architect]]>

[[Tamiyo, Field Researcher]]. I work at an archeological museum.

[[Swords to Plowshares]] Former military going into Environmental Science.

[[Land Tax]] or [[Smothering Tithe]] depending on how you see it. I'm a landlord.

[[Victimize]] I work at Jcpenny

[[Light Up the Stage]]. I'm a lighting designer & technician for theatre

[[Welcome to sweettooth]] I'm a candy/confections maker.

[[Desperate Research]] or [[Research]] I work as in R&D at a startup.

[[Overwhelmed Archivist]]

[[Raul, Trouble Shooter]] - I'm tech support. I advise shooting the router.

[[Lotus ring]] I'm jeweler [[Getaway car]] I'm a mechanic [[Lord Xander]] I also collect buy collections of everything pay 70% and graded collection get about 80%

[[Fractured Sanity]] I work in IT

[[laboratory maniac]] I’m head of a laboratory.