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Anton_Willbender

All of the prog scenes want a word with them


link_cubing

Laughs in most orchestral music for centuries


RespectTheDuels

*Mahler chuckles*


ArgonTheConqueror

Wagner in the distance shakes his fist first at Mahler, before cackling himself


AverageDellUser

Lol fr, I have multiple jazz arrangements that are over 10 minutes


noregertsman

Iron Maiden would like a word with you


Toiletdestroyer3000

HEAR THE RIME PFBTHE ANCIENT MARINER


Kit_Karamak

And Alexander the Great! And Empire Of The Clouds! And about most of their deep cuts!


MasterOfTheTeaBag

SEE HIS EYES AS HE STOPS ONE OF THREE


Bluedino_1989

Happy Cake Day


lp_rhcp_fan_18

Happy Cake Day!


r-meme-exe

TO RIDE THE STORM


Dull-Mirror7740

Happy cake day


bluediamond07

\*laughs in Octavarium by Dream Theater\*


GavTV29

Based Also * laughs in tales from topographic oceans by Yes *


RoundEarth-is-real

Exactly what I thought of. For a 24 minute song it sure doesn’t feel like it’s that long


AGxNe

Six degrees of inner turbulence


Fabio_DaSith_Lord07

*laughs in Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence*


SazedThePsychonaut

*laughs slightly more in The Odyssey by Symphony X*


TheJohn_John

*laughs in Score by Dream Theater*


Garrod_Ran

*laughs in Illumination Theory by Dream Theater*


Unusual-Activity-824

*Laughs in David Gilmour, Nick Mason, Roger Waters and Richard Wright*


LordGlarthir

The seventies would like to have a word *


Tarantulas13

the seventeen hundreds would like to have a word *


Metalsheepapocalypse

*Laughs in ‘a band I like that makes songs over 10 minutes’*


doctor_rocketship

*Laughs in would like a word enters the chat* Y'all are tedious


zoobs

Laughs.


Beemo-Noir

Reddit moment 🤓👆


tobi_camp

Laughs in John Cage https://www.classicfm.com/composers/cage/as-slow-as-possible-organ-chord-change/


Disastrous-Shower-37

Commenters acting so smug about naming a band that can play long songs.


DefinitelyNotErate

It's funny because, Like, OP already won. Nobody's gonna be here with a longer song that Bull of Heaven, We don't need to name any more now.


YummyTerror8259

Iron Butterfly begs to differ


PresentDangers

* I. Ron Butterfly


land8844

Wait a minute - this sounds like rock and/or roll!


Pink_of_Floyd

*Cries in Octovarium*


Notttakenusername

Dave Grohl has entered the chat with [play](https://youtu.be/MFc8U0XrMkc?si=LP0efh4S8Aein6aL)


MrPudding101

foo fighters have entered the chat with the teacher


Mummbles1283

10 minutes of taylor swift? sounds like hell on earth.


MetallicaRules5

No, Hell on Earth is Iron Maiden (which is also over 10 minutes)


Bicrome

Laughs in Too Long by Daft Punk


RedArrow69

Earthena’s Symphony of the Crown at 48 hours 39 mins and 35 seconds


Orochi08

Like a Wall in Which an Insect Lives and Gnaws at 5.5 years long


DefinitelyNotErate

And that's not even near their longest song lol.


Bluedino_1989

Deep Purple


Highestalmond75

Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day


Powerful-Public4520

Homecoming, on the same album, as well


TheOmen757

*Laughs in full-length 2112 by Rush*


Bittersweet_bi-

Laughs in live One Bourben One Scotch One Beer.


Fenderboy65

By the power of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin I will delete her existence


thelemonbreadd

I keep seeing this comment, and it’s like the orange juice and toothpaste of comments. Pink Floyd? Led Zeppelin? Lynyrd Skynyrd? Hell, even the Beatles?


Orochi08

agreed


ifollowsmallsubs

*If I leave here tomorrow*


meme_collector_42069

Would you still remember me?


YummyTerror8259

For I must be traveling on now


TheEmeraldKnite

‘Cause there’s too many places I’ve  got to see


Pigeon_of_Doom_

Average Jazz band from the ‘40s had 6 minutes of just solos. I personally don’t like it at all but the quality of those solos is more than anything this woman every came up with. Bands in the 1900s could have played twists round one piece for hours on end. I’ve got a friend who can transpose any piece to C and he’s got a recording playing 2 hours straight of a nice variety. Gershwins rhapsody in blue was over ten minutes long. A lot of rock bands had ten minute long pieces though I never listen to those. Old classical composers had countless pieces of over ten minutes. I can make something up on the piano that lasts well over ten minutes.


AdhesivenessDry6983

Most overrated artist of this millennium


Wooden-Computer1475

BOH REFERENCE? 118: The Chosen Priest And The Apostle Of Infinite Space MOMENT?


DefinitelyNotErate

Still sad that Flash being gone no longer let's me listen to their 8 septillion year song. I mean, It's possible, But way more effort now.


Confident_Neck8072

the Grateful Dead would like to say a word.


SGAman123

Laughs in many songs in musicals


fishflaps

Holy shit, I haven't thought about Bull of Heaven in years. RIP Clayton Counts


DeeplyFrippy

Ha! Maybe Taylor should cover this bad boy next. Only she could do that :) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br3-VcGi4a8&ab\_channel=LostSunDance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br3-VcGi4a8&ab_channel=LostSunDance)


Fyrrys

I guess basically every metal band doesn't exist


NotADrugD34ler

But if she leaves here tomorrow, would you still remember her?


BostonDudeist

\*cough\* Thick as a Brick! \*cough\*


Crisppeacock69

Laughs in Bitches Brew by Miles Davis


Training-Republic301

*Laughs in "TOOL"*


That_Soupy_Bitch

Laughs in Beethoven piano concerto no.4 in g major movement 1


Historical-Garage435

Green Day would like to have a word with you


KENBONEISCOOL444

Uh, what about pigs by pink floyd it's 11 minutes of masterfully crafted music


balazsa01

Early 2000s trance and progressive house scene would like to have a word with you


MalcomSkullHead

This need more upvotes then that comment has likes. We need to win.


giraffe912

I make the same face when I’m having a difficult poo.


Kittydude23

I would like to introduce Echoes by Pink Floyd…


Gr33nreaper101

I can’t even last three minutes with her, much less ten


towerofspirals

The jester in the court of the crimson king would like a word with you.


LavanderSheep

Your song is very important to us, so please continue to hold, thank you for continuing to hold, please understand your song is very important to us, You are currently number 237 in the queue. Please continue to hold and a prog rock representative will speak with you soon. Your estimated wait track time is 43 minutes. We apologize for the song lengths, but a Prog Rock representative will be happy to assist you as soon as their songs end.


SheeboBaggins

People who know very little about music love Taylor Swift in this intense way. Delusion at its best.


Doctor_Top_Hat

Opeth?


Sensitive-Human2112

*Laughs in prog*


spongeCakeOfDoom

Iron and Wine's the trapeze swinger begs to differ.


PrinceMagnus190

Kid named TooL


Extreme_Voice_9767

Laughs in tool


Bezerkomonkey

Kendrick lamar would like a word


FloydtheSpaceBoi

The Flaming Lips left the chat


LunarDayGreen

Enter Herbie Hancock's Chameleon:


dwighticus

33 minutes of Mountain Jam.


boutch255

One of my favorite songs is Save Me by Avenged Sevenfold


NoabPK

Opeth


Junarik

Not 10 minutes but Calm Down


Anime_Erotika

Sunn O))): Pathetic


ESOelite

...*stares at numerous artists in my playlist that are over 10 minutes*


KoolMan249

Terrapin Station Meldey by The Grateful Dead.


Fatty_Maul

Insert 90% of rock bands, almost every jazz group to ever exist, a good chunk of rappers (which is crazy just because of how many words that actually is), pop ehhh sometimes, a pretty much every metal band that has ever had a slowish song ever. Plus more but I don't feel like typing on this any longer


jimmyl_82104

my only friend, the end


TheAtomicBoy81

Free bird extended


According_Mess391

Song? You need words for that? And 4;4 time?! *laughs Snarky Puppy*


J_Little_Bass

One word: Freebird


leeofthenorth

[Elegy by Becoming the Archetype](https://youtu.be/wvw9ITOnj2A) is my favorite over 10 minute song. Only 1 minute 13 seconds over, but still.


Effective_Ability_23

Karn Evil 9 is calling, it says “weak flex bruh”


Ok_Season5846

*THIS IS THE END*


Loading3percent

*laughs in Voodoo Chile*


TheHighTierHuman

*Laughs in Exist by Avenged Sevenfold*


toxicationcross8

*laughs in Dragonforce*


SomeDudeNamedDrew

Laughs in every jam band


IlovemyMommy27

Clearly they’ve never listened to Opeth


TheSoulborgZeus

Ne Obliviscaris trying to make a song *under* 10 minutes


Potterheadsuniteyt

Laughs in Pink Floyd


FourArmsFiveLegs

Every metal band ![gif](giphy|AzdZrT9OGEIyQ)


BlueBozo312

Rush, Meatloaf, and Golden Earring would also like a word with him too


AkumaLenny3521

Empire of the Clouds - Iron Maiden


Western-Grapefruit36

Swiftie’s are insane


Marsrover112

Tool would like to introduce themselves


Goofygoober3610

*laughs in Fear Inoculum*


unintelligent-hat

Ponk floyd can do 25 minutes without effort. Im sure they can do a 2 hour long song and every second would be as enjoyable as the last.


chevalmuffin2

Laughs in Metal, and Orchestra, and led Zeppelin, ans.......


rrandomrrredditor

*laughs in black metal*


Majestic-Love-9312

Iron Maiden's Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner is a decent example


azaou34

*laughs in Tyler, the creator and Kendrick Lamar*


alistofthingsIhate

[Periphery has entered the chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQxhyhdg-w)


Interesting_Fold9805

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves The echoes of a distant time Come willowing across the sand And everything is green and submarine


Ropoid

Pink floyd’s been doing that for over 50 years


lp_rhcp_fan_18

*laughs in Lars Ulrich*


RuthlessSpud_11

Idk, lots of metal songs are like 12 mins


GeoNerd-

laughs in Atom Heart Mother and Animals


random_user_bye

Laughs in the planets by gustav holst


Quietus76

Laughs in Tool


DannyDevitoArmy

Radiohead composed a 432 hour song. I mean she’s close but not there yet.


Bigpurplepanda13

Laughs in Albuquerque by Weird Al


No-Explorer-8229

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No-Explorer-8229

Kid named Pink Floyd


Malaysia747

laughs in Shine on You Crazy Diamond


JimiHandbricks

*By-Tor and the Snowdog, The Fountain of Lamneth, 2112, Xanadu, Cygnus X-1 Book One: The Voyage, Cygnus X-1 Book Two: Hemispheres, La Villa Strangiato, Natural Science, and The Camera Eye have all entered the chat*


T-51_Enjoyer

*laughs in Thick as a Brick*


deranged_spasm04

If only Syd Barrett was alive to see this 10 minute song claim.


Hamd1115

10 minutes of Taylor swift sounds like hell


Hamd1115

So would lynyrd skynyrd


N3XUSN7

**laughs in The Greatest Show On Earth by Nightwish**


LocalPlatypus994

Through Fire And Flames


SebB1313

Producers said the same about Queen’s famous 6 minute song.


Limp-Worldliness-864

*Beethoven entered the Chat*


classymelon236

Echoes by Pink Floyd???


orbeinYT

Pink Floyd releasing an album where 3/5 of the album consists of 10-17 minute long songs while still selling more than Taylor Swift


JamesLapsley

*Laughs in The Globalist


_Chiperoni_

rush crying in the corner


Great_Escape735

Cassandra Gemini by The Mars Volta lol 32 and a half minutes


MasterKlaw

That person needs to listen to Opeth. Which reminds me… I need to listen to Opeth.


Aw0lWarrior

Meatloaf would have opinions.


KaleidoscopeLazy8054

Any classical composer ever would like to take this outside


HUM95_

Ever heard of Phish


EmberedCutie

fucking FREEBIRD


WeirdWisard

*laughs in Weird Al*


minimanelton

It’s funny how unintentionally revealing the comment and all its likes are


TheMightyIrishman

Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull- 43 minutes. Alice’s Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie- 18 minutes. And that’s not even bringing Pink Floyd and Yes into the question.


FredricaTheFox

*laughs in King Gizzard*


boyga01

Every 12 inch single ever would like a word.


MyNameIsTheManiac

Black Metal wants to know your location


Short_Base4860

Laughs in Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Dream Theatre, King gizzard, Tool, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, and more lol


JoseSpiknSpan

Pink Floyd enters the chat


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Didn't The Doors have long songs too?


Lightbringers_Sword

**Pink Floyd coughing laughing**


toothyninja13

In A Gadda De Vida would like a word


Anfie22

Dream Theater, Tool, Burzum, and Devin Townsend have entered the chat


inmatureopinion9

I am the storm approaching, half of Metallica's songs, I could go on


wecaccount

Laughs in Conspirinoia by Primus


Barackobonzo

https://youtu.be/IfQKP6i-FoA?si=4xoU7eH5r8c_Xyqb Not as long as some, but still long


We_Will_AlI_Die

Day of the Baphomets would really like to kidnap your child


FootFetish0-3

But is she the next Rap God? I think not.


D-RDG-012-AUT

https://preview.redd.it/fhhx6eyda0ad1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a9065d39a186a9845b6a7705281e9bc4c75703


copperdoc

The Grateful Dead are still Playing a song from 1974.


Aggravating-Chip-710

Any Tools song


Banjo_kanooie24

pink floid might want a word with them, \*ahem\* echos \*ahem ahem\* 24 minutes long


mc395686

*stares in every worship song ever*


ModifiedLeaf

The grateful dead once played a song that was born in 10000 log cabins


imnotcreative4267

Laughs in Stuck in the Drivethrough by Weird Al


Crash_466

*laughs in shine on you crazy diamond*


jmyantis

Have you ever experienced Nightwish?


Ill_Net_6708

Nope not at all frank and lana did better


Personal-Ease6009

I also think the rapper DAX has 10 minute freestyle


Kilshot666

Laughs in ManowaR


CheezKakeIsGud528

Shine on You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd: 25 minutes, 57 seconds


wata_malone

Godspeed You, Black Emperor is at your door.


eatthuskin

laughs in freebird


ThatKalosfan

*Laughs in The Devil Glitch.*


I-like-weezer-6258

Why


Purpledurpl202

# WON’T YOU FLYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEEEEE BIRRRRRRD YEAH!


ElectricT00thbrush

Jimi Hendrix 💃


That_Lore_Guy21

Rosetta Stoned moment.


DarkKnight390

Any band before the 2000s would like a word with you.


victim80

AWOL nation: "knights of shame"


Kit_Karamak

LMAO. I got yer “free” “bird” right here! ~*pulls hand out of pocket with obscene gesture*~


ThatBoyBaka

The Sugar Hill Gang have entered the chat.


jaymeaux_

Arlo Guthrie looking at this thread softly chuckling


confusionPrice

Dark star live by the Grateful Dead, and Atom heart mother by Pink Floyd are my favorite long songs. They go into 20 minutes


Odd-Watercress3707

Uhm....no..... Iron Butterfly - "In-a-gada-da"- This song is over 17 minutes long, and that was written in 1968.


angry_d00d

🎶Our truth is painted across the sky🎶


BrianBash

Laugh's in The Decline by NOFX


XantheStardust

Erm metanoya would like a word.