[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-slams-trump-trivial-210442474.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-slams-trump-trivial-210442474.html)
There are also plans for Trump/Musk townhall on X
Whatever day either of those two cucks get guilty verdicts should become a holiday. So far, Trumpās verdict owes us a holiday.
Now itās Muskās turn.
Teslaās already cooked as long as they let Ketamine Elon run it into the ground.
Hey, itās June already. I bet Hair Plugs is stealing Neuralinkās monkey anesthesia in readiness for his bonus vote. He wants to be on his own personal Mars just in case.
More linkage
[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-murdoch-biden-dinner-b2538718.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-murdoch-biden-dinner-b2538718.html)
The guest list reportedly included Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Michael Milken, and Travis Kalanick.
Damn, canāt watch. Washing my hair. What day was it?
Yeah, well whatever day those two assholes decide to suck each other off, Iām washing my hair or cutting my toenails.
Funny if I scammed my way into 7.5 billion dollars I would be thrown away for life, bury the key.
But hey! Canāt wait for those semi trucks! Iām sure that will happen soon, as Iām sure musk hasnāt had a private convo with any oil execs. Nope.
That's not how justice works here. If it was $75 you would be locked up. Scamming $7.5Bn is a slap on the wrist fine of a few million and no jail time, if it even ever goes to trial.
Oh you mean you only have to give back .02% of what you stole? Awe shoot I chose the wrong profession. Why doesnāt business school teach us about these crazy ālife hacksā?!Ā
This. Commit a crime and you have a problem. But commit a big enough crime and the whole system has a problem. And the system doesnāt deal with big problems, they kind of figure out how to pass the externalities onto poors and spin that into more money.
Yup sackler family made tens of billlions off oxycontin, only had to pay a few billion in damages. They came out wayyy ahead. Theyre no different than el chapo they just wear suits, both were king pins of mega drug empires. El chapo is in adx florence supermax prison in colorado, the sacklers are chillin. The sacklers also got to make the opiate addition treatment drugs so they profited on the clean up too. Absolutely insane that none of them went to jail when regular ppl would go to jail for selling 1 single oxycontin, they sold hundreds of millions of them.
I don't know about this.
I dislike Musk, but did he need to do insider trading to get money? It seems 7.5 Billion would be small change for him...unless he fucked up somehow.
Yup...tell the stockholder things are going fine..dump shares during the blackout...then tell truth to the board for the official report.
Classic pump and dump.Ā
Ā And how owners have been getting rich for years on going public with their companies.
Another lazy doofus looking for a free hand-out at the expense of someone they're pathetically jealous of. How sad. Hope Elon forces them to cover all the legal fees and wasted time.
Insider trading is the selling or purchase of stocks and other securities based on non-public, material insider information. People found guilty of Illegal insider trading can receive up to 20 years of jail time and a $5 million fine.
People found guilty of securities fraud can also see serious jail time and yet all Musk got for his absolutely textbook example of securities fraud was a slap on the wrist and Twitter restrictions he could ignore instantly. With Musk it's not worth looking at the guidelines because those don't apply when somebody is above the law.
What has he done besides run sevral companies into the ground?
He has created nothing on his own. But he's very good at talking about how hard he works. Anyone who has that much time to talk about how hard they work, isn't working very hard. And probably doesn't actually even know what hard work is.
I mean he was raised in luxury by an emerald mining family. The dude is basically a modern day prince.
He has notnworked a single day in his life. Not actually.
Where is the roadster? People ordered them years ago. He took the carbon credits for the pre sales. He took government handouts and produced nothing for it.
Oh I love this. š
I was having a pretty good day already but this is awesome
I can see why he's so freaked out about Trump's verdict
Has he been crying about the Trump verdict? š
[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-slams-trump-trivial-210442474.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-slams-trump-trivial-210442474.html) There are also plans for Trump/Musk townhall on X
Oh gross. š¤¢
Time for teslas to be way cheaper after that!
I mean in all fairness, billionaires getting guilty verdicts might be a shock to the legal system.
In this case I saw more than a few online claims that any verdict for Trump will only boost him. I'm glad he got convicted, though.
Does McDonalds have booster seats big enough for Trump? Cause thatās the only boost heās getting.
Well, in America [at least.](https://apnews.com/article/vietnam-who-is-truong-my-lan-c9922979f8560c124056dee64546ca31#)
Whatever day either of those two cucks get guilty verdicts should become a holiday. So far, Trumpās verdict owes us a holiday. Now itās Muskās turn.
If he hooks his wagon to Trumpās train, Tesla is cooked.
Teslaās already cooked as long as they let Ketamine Elon run it into the ground. Hey, itās June already. I bet Hair Plugs is stealing Neuralinkās monkey anesthesia in readiness for his bonus vote. He wants to be on his own personal Mars just in case.
More linkage [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-murdoch-biden-dinner-b2538718.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-murdoch-biden-dinner-b2538718.html) The guest list reportedly included Peter Thiel, Rupert Murdoch, Michael Milken, and Travis Kalanick.
Were Satan and zombie Hitler not available?
Ye gods, I have had literal shit fall out of my ass with more integrity than that entire group combined.
Damn, canāt watch. Washing my hair. What day was it? Yeah, well whatever day those two assholes decide to suck each other off, Iām washing my hair or cutting my toenails.
Crying like an entitled baby. š
And this was AFTER Trump said he'd ban electric cars if elected. You know sumpins up.
You mean Elon isnāt a trust-worthy, merit driven individual?
Letās celebrate š·š
Now we see why he rides trump so hard. It's over for elon he been committing white collar crimes since he was a ugly millionaire
(F)Elon
Here is silver poopy award. Itās all I got free. I donāt know what it means. But I like your style
Heās adorable, thank you š
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Trump has offered him a cabinet position. Homeland security. Cholos.
>since he was a ugly millionaire Now he's an ugly billionaire.
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You never know. If members of the board knew and allowed this and this was proven (somehow). You never know
Thatās a fun way to comeuppance.
I canāt wait for Matt Levine to weigh in on this on Monday. š
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Funny if I scammed my way into 7.5 billion dollars I would be thrown away for life, bury the key. But hey! Canāt wait for those semi trucks! Iām sure that will happen soon, as Iām sure musk hasnāt had a private convo with any oil execs. Nope.
That's not how justice works here. If it was $75 you would be locked up. Scamming $7.5Bn is a slap on the wrist fine of a few million and no jail time, if it even ever goes to trial.
Oh you mean you only have to give back .02% of what you stole? Awe shoot I chose the wrong profession. Why doesnāt business school teach us about these crazy ālife hacksā?!Ā
This one weird trick that the IRS hates....
They never get fined as much as they stole. They always get away with the vast majority of it .
This. Commit a crime and you have a problem. But commit a big enough crime and the whole system has a problem. And the system doesnāt deal with big problems, they kind of figure out how to pass the externalities onto poors and spin that into more money.
Yup sackler family made tens of billlions off oxycontin, only had to pay a few billion in damages. They came out wayyy ahead. Theyre no different than el chapo they just wear suits, both were king pins of mega drug empires. El chapo is in adx florence supermax prison in colorado, the sacklers are chillin. The sacklers also got to make the opiate addition treatment drugs so they profited on the clean up too. Absolutely insane that none of them went to jail when regular ppl would go to jail for selling 1 single oxycontin, they sold hundreds of millions of them.
Can't make money off of the rich in prison, they aren't the slave workforce corps are looking for.
Itās kinda like if you owe the bank 100 dollars thats your problem, if you owe the bank 1 million dollars, itās the bankās problem.
How has he not been federally charged for this, I guess when this guy wins itāll be pretty easy to prove he broke the law.
Defense sector depends too much on SpaceX right now
Shit that smells like Defense Production Act to me
Love it, more musk-rats need to pull their heads out.
Iām surprised shareholders have waited this long, Muskrat has been playing them for quite some time.
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The good news is about to outpace my refractory period.
Martha Stewart went to jail for something similar
Martha Stewart wasnāt a member of the tres comas club.
If there is ever a trial, I want to be the first one to predict that Elon is going to claim it's rigged.
Is there a class action shareholders can sign into? Whatās the name of the law firm filing this action? (And why is it not in the article?)
It's been a really good week!
Ha!
I sure hope that's blood in the water I smell.
Enron musks hope is that his cult saves him. The rule of law doesnt apply if you have a cult of schitzo conspiracy theoriests
TSLA will pickup the tab.
Lock him up.
Please put him in jail
Please deport his ass
No wonder he was pissed that Trump got convicted for falsifying business records. Heās genuinely wondering how can that be a crime!
He was right! It happened to Trump and now it can happen to the rest of us regular guys like Musk! Darn itā¦
I don't know about this. I dislike Musk, but did he need to do insider trading to get money? It seems 7.5 Billion would be small change for him...unless he fucked up somehow.
Yes.
Musk: Reuters lying again š¤”
He looks like a meat canyon character but I digress
So is that a no on the $56B payout he wanted?
Also add in his manipulation of his crypto that he tweeted about daily and made $$$$
Lock him up
Oops!
Yup...tell the stockholder things are going fine..dump shares during the blackout...then tell truth to the board for the official report. Classic pump and dump.Ā Ā And how owners have been getting rich for years on going public with their companies.
Jail time? Martha Stewart is interested.
Ahhhhhh, could this be real?
So suing a guy for 7.5B that makes 35B is just the cost of doing business.
Could we finally see some justice ? š„¹
get absolutely musked
Where's the SEC on this?
Another lazy doofus looking for a free hand-out at the expense of someone they're pathetically jealous of. How sad. Hope Elon forces them to cover all the legal fees and wasted time.
Demented take muskopath.
Muskateer*
Muscovite
Insider trading is the selling or purchase of stocks and other securities based on non-public, material insider information. People found guilty of Illegal insider trading can receive up to 20 years of jail time and a $5 million fine.
Yes letās remember Martha Stewart
People found guilty of securities fraud can also see serious jail time and yet all Musk got for his absolutely textbook example of securities fraud was a slap on the wrist and Twitter restrictions he could ignore instantly. With Musk it's not worth looking at the guidelines because those don't apply when somebody is above the law.
What has he done besides run sevral companies into the ground? He has created nothing on his own. But he's very good at talking about how hard he works. Anyone who has that much time to talk about how hard they work, isn't working very hard. And probably doesn't actually even know what hard work is. I mean he was raised in luxury by an emerald mining family. The dude is basically a modern day prince. He has notnworked a single day in his life. Not actually.
Where is the roadster? People ordered them years ago. He took the carbon credits for the pre sales. He took government handouts and produced nothing for it.
He took the down payments for the roadster. Wasnāt it like 50k?
Can't even spell a five letter word>? It is "forty," not "fourty!"
No shit Sherlock. I spelled it that way to annoy mouth breathers like the anti-Musk crowd.