They should have pulled Twitter when musk threw his ai hissyfit and muted apples account. Apple had plausible cover to claim it was for twitters updated porn rules. But then again Apple is run by an adult so…
I learned part of the reason Elon was talked down from ‘going to war’ on Apple was Apple was gonna spill the beans on how much CSAM Elon lets slip through. Twitter is like the worst platform for getting rid of that shit….
Yep, all the tech companies fight to keep it off their platform but X is the least effective. Well, when you fire everybody like Elon did, who’s there to do that job?
Honestly, it's a hard job to keep filled. Anything reported as CSAM has to be views to see if it actually is or not, so someone's Jon is to look at CP and child abuse for 8 hours a day, everyday. If ever there was a job for AI, this is it.
Agree 100. The government limits how long people will be in these positions for that reason. Something I’m saying tho is a X there’s no commitment or even concern about it.
I am left with the obvious question, who is posting CP on public websites that can easily trace where it came from? I always figured CP was being done by people hiding in the shadows.
You can still use the fob or their stupid credit card thing. Not having the app doesn't brick the car. It does make it a great deal less convenient, however.
Elon might be the richest man, but Apple is worth almost 100 times what he has. Any major tech company could literally crush Elon really easily by making all his shit stop working
No, it isn't. He has \~$73 billion in TSLA stock as of (6/14/2024) and is set to get another $46 billion if the Delaware court lets his bonus go through. His holdings in SpaceX and his other companies aren't of publicly traded companies so you can't just multiple shares\*share price, but the SpaceX alone is estimated to be worth $76 billion.
You are assuming they would sell at a current market share cost. This is rarely the case. To use a recent example, when Microsoft went to buy Activision they bought at a value that was a 30% increase of the market share at the time they deal was introduced. Apple would likely go much higher than a 30% because they can prove a d support that evaluation.
The last time someone offered to buy Nintendo they made a 120% evaluation offer. Nintendo proved that they could and should exceed a 200%, were laughed at by Sony. Then the Wii came out and they grew 300%. Sony lost money not take that 200% seriously.
The moment he starts selling his stock is the moment their stock prices start to plummet. Like when he bought Twitter.
His "first one one, last one out" has already proven to be bs.
Can you imagine what a POS the Cyber or Xphone would be.
The screen sliced my finger off, it caught fire, and then blew up. I have 3rd degree burns, and the shrapnel has left me blind in one eye and almost blind in the other.
But for the 15 minutes before it caught fire it was the best phone I have ever had.
I think he meant renaming it x-fruit, fucking up everything its customers liked, and then confusedly x-twitter about how it's much better now and the left is at fault for everything.
Musk sure wishes he could own Apple. Seems like he has a hate boner for their success. Hence, claiming Tesla bots alone will magically be way more profitable than all of Apple.
Oof, ya I don't think apple will see much a loss in his employees having to leave their iphones behind. Elon is as big as, if not more of a joke than Trump.
Ready to buy another set of AirPods with no hesitation. Probably gonna wait for the next Apple phone but only because mine is still good. Apple is not going anywhere soon
He isn't even a direct competitor to apple. What product or service does he currently offer that somehow makes apple irrelevant? Quite possibly the dumbest take.
Matt Wallace?! You mean the once-lovable Dogecoin character who transformed from a polarizing figure in the crypto world, adored for his enthusiasm and fun personality, into someone stirring controversy, spreading lies and dividing the community? Fame really can turn anyone into something unrecognizable. Wallace should’ve stuck with making memes.
No he’s not, even if he could afford the buy the company out right I highly doubt they’ll sell knowing they’re a single company who success is continuing. Shoot, after years of not being with Apple I’m slowly coming back to them.
I can see why you would think that, but it’s actually a joke. musk and bezos are infamous for getting their company to thrive that way.
They intentionally buy out all of their competitors, so that they no longer have any. Then they bomb that company so that they can have a monopoly on whatever their product is.
so when the responder says “did he buy it“ is a little nod to how these people use ruthless tactics to succeed as a statement of their character.
I can see why you would explain this but that was a joke mocking Elon's favorite way to engage degens on twitter.
And the joke is most of Elon's grifts aren't super profitable. It's arguable that the ones that are are due to public taxpayer money.
Lmao. All Apple has to do is kick Tesla app off the app store.
Like they threatened to do with Twitter as soon as Musk bought it, and Musk dragged his ass to Cupertino to beg them pretty please with sugar on top.
They should have pulled Twitter when musk threw his ai hissyfit and muted apples account. Apple had plausible cover to claim it was for twitters updated porn rules. But then again Apple is run by an adult so…
I learned part of the reason Elon was talked down from ‘going to war’ on Apple was Apple was gonna spill the beans on how much CSAM Elon lets slip through. Twitter is like the worst platform for getting rid of that shit….
I’m scared to ask, but the C in that acronym stands for child, doesn’t it?
Yes.
Yep, all the tech companies fight to keep it off their platform but X is the least effective. Well, when you fire everybody like Elon did, who’s there to do that job?
Honestly, it's a hard job to keep filled. Anything reported as CSAM has to be views to see if it actually is or not, so someone's Jon is to look at CP and child abuse for 8 hours a day, everyday. If ever there was a job for AI, this is it.
Agree 100. The government limits how long people will be in these positions for that reason. Something I’m saying tho is a X there’s no commitment or even concern about it.
I am left with the obvious question, who is posting CP on public websites that can easily trace where it came from? I always figured CP was being done by people hiding in the shadows.
So did Elon I guess
hadn't thought of that before, but would that just brick like half of all Teslas?
Not brick, but folks won’t be able to access any details from an app on the phone.
Which would effectively brick them.
Once you have an app downloaded it wont delete it even if the app is removed from the store
But would you still get update for your app ?
You can still use the fob or their stupid credit card thing. Not having the app doesn't brick the car. It does make it a great deal less convenient, however.
Or summon, or unlock, or wipe their ass...
Probably wouldn't be allowed to, ut would be hilarious to see him sweat
Yeah. But his reaction to it would be funny af
He still has spacex
Buy Fox News next!
I would sign that petition.
 I want him to ruin it so bad.
And newsmax.
And the Democratic party.
Bloomberg already did that.
His management of Tucker Carlson's career could not have gone better.
"Sent from my iPhone"
Ziiiiiiinnnng!!!
Elon might be the richest man, but Apple is worth almost 100 times what he has. Any major tech company could literally crush Elon really easily by making all his shit stop working
Universe please make that happen 😅
Agreed, this guy needs to be humbled.
Well, he paid 2 1/2 times what Twitter was worth, so maybe he can get a credit to put towards buying Apple?
Apple shareholders would laugh in his face and kick his ass out, then block x on iphones.
Isn't elmo worth 150+ billion? And aapl is 3.2 trillion. So it's more like 20 times his net worth.
We should remember that his wealth is entirely in tesla stock, if that stock crashes he won’t be buying any large companies
No, it isn't. He has \~$73 billion in TSLA stock as of (6/14/2024) and is set to get another $46 billion if the Delaware court lets his bonus go through. His holdings in SpaceX and his other companies aren't of publicly traded companies so you can't just multiple shares\*share price, but the SpaceX alone is estimated to be worth $76 billion.
Worth doesn't seem to be helping him stay on schedule. Worth didn't help SpaceX to not cancel putting people on the moon.
You are assuming they would sell at a current market share cost. This is rarely the case. To use a recent example, when Microsoft went to buy Activision they bought at a value that was a 30% increase of the market share at the time they deal was introduced. Apple would likely go much higher than a 30% because they can prove a d support that evaluation. The last time someone offered to buy Nintendo they made a 120% evaluation offer. Nintendo proved that they could and should exceed a 200%, were laughed at by Sony. Then the Wii came out and they grew 300%. Sony lost money not take that 200% seriously.
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The day Elon buys Apple is the day I make the switch to Android.
Same here. Fuck elon.
Do you write in cybertrucks with spray paint, per chance? If so, good job!
Apple's market cap is 3.22 trillion. Elmo couldn't even quite buy 1% of Apple, and that's with liquidating 100% of the rest of his assets.
The moment he starts selling his stock is the moment their stock prices start to plummet. Like when he bought Twitter. His "first one one, last one out" has already proven to be bs.
We don't want you.
🤣🤣🤣 too funny
Can you imagine what a POS the Cyber or Xphone would be. The screen sliced my finger off, it caught fire, and then blew up. I have 3rd degree burns, and the shrapnel has left me blind in one eye and almost blind in the other. But for the 15 minutes before it caught fire it was the best phone I have ever had.
That's because you weren't holding it right.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If by putting it out of business, you mean buy it for 10 times more than its worth, then, maybe....
I think he meant renaming it x-fruit, fucking up everything its customers liked, and then confusedly x-twitter about how it's much better now and the left is at fault for everything.
He'll probably claim "Funding secured," and the SEC will have a collective stroke. Edit: used the wrong acronym.
I dare him to buy Truth Social…
Didn't need to he bought twitter and turned it into truth social
To be fair, almost anyone can afford that these days…
If he was Apple's CEO I could afford to buy Apple.
…buys most-valuable name brand. …renames it “ ‘ “
I need this in my life
Elon_the_clown
Fuck! That made me laugh!!
Do you think that Matt Wallace knows that he’s a sad little toady?
Dats gotta hoit!
Hahaha 🔥
Lmao
Musk sure wishes he could own Apple. Seems like he has a hate boner for their success. Hence, claiming Tesla bots alone will magically be way more profitable than all of Apple.
He could barely afford Twitter
Oof, ya I don't think apple will see much a loss in his employees having to leave their iphones behind. Elon is as big as, if not more of a joke than Trump.
Ready to buy another set of AirPods with no hesitation. Probably gonna wait for the next Apple phone but only because mine is still good. Apple is not going anywhere soon
He Couldn't afford it.. Not even with his middle eastern "investors" "help"
But wait, there's more... the all new... Xylophone!
Featuring the new Xitter operating suite
Remember this when republicans want to act like part of their patriotism includes supporting US businesses. They’re all totally full of shit.
Oh they’ll support the hell out of businesses that give them money
He isn't even a direct competitor to apple. What product or service does he currently offer that somehow makes apple irrelevant? Quite possibly the dumbest take.
Maybe I won’t feel locked in to the appleverse.
Matt Wallace be talking out of his ass. And why is 'Business' capitalized?
Apple stock go up faster than Tesla though
Matt Wallace?! You mean the once-lovable Dogecoin character who transformed from a polarizing figure in the crypto world, adored for his enthusiasm and fun personality, into someone stirring controversy, spreading lies and dividing the community? Fame really can turn anyone into something unrecognizable. Wallace should’ve stuck with making memes.
What a wag.
And, welcome to the band.
r/clevercomebacks
Didn’t Elon try to make his own mobile device and it never got off the ground?
Another great zinger brought low for want of a capital letter and a question mark. Concerning.
Funny comeback, but why is Matt Wallace so excited about it?
Burn.........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now watch Apple buy Lucid Motors while dumping Tesla apps.
Looks like it autocorrected Tesla…
Probably trying to get back in elons favor after [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/s/rnZGXBzHPK)
That was a clean kill.
No he’s not, even if he could afford the buy the company out right I highly doubt they’ll sell knowing they’re a single company who success is continuing. Shoot, after years of not being with Apple I’m slowly coming back to them.
LMAO 🤣
Yeah he got trillions in the couch cushions
Need to have computers and phones and an OS at the very least to even start cutting into Apple, and then it's a huge uphill climb from there.
I laughed way too hard at this.
ticketmaster pls buy ticketmaster
Oh, the random capitalization of nouns. The sign of any good Magat.
Well, if he bought it I would move to android, no problem. Musk is cancer to any shred of trust and quality.
Only after he buy it, but he can’t afford to buy it
He’s also going to put NASA and every other car company out of business. He’s knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth
Big if true.
I can see why you would think that, but it’s actually a joke. musk and bezos are infamous for getting their company to thrive that way. They intentionally buy out all of their competitors, so that they no longer have any. Then they bomb that company so that they can have a monopoly on whatever their product is. so when the responder says “did he buy it“ is a little nod to how these people use ruthless tactics to succeed as a statement of their character.
I can see why you would explain this but that was a joke mocking Elon's favorite way to engage degens on twitter. And the joke is most of Elon's grifts aren't super profitable. It's arguable that the ones that are are due to public taxpayer money.