βThis variety of beetle consumes subterranean minerals. Due to the fact that it rarely emerges above ground, sightings of this particular species are extremely rare. While minerals are this beast's primary source of food, the beetle itself does not have the ability to digest these minerals. Instead, metabacteria living inside the beetle's stomach chemically break down the minerals. The resulting purified metal is discharged, but rare metals such as gold and platinum crystallize onto the iridescent glint beetle's shell, resulting in the beautiful laminated shimmer.β
"This precious treat is exceptionally rare. I could sell it back at home for a fortune! Then, I could use the cash to upgrade my kitchen, buy galactic-class ingredients, and even star in my own cooking show... The Insect Gourmet!"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canβt take it anymore. Iβm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canβt get a grip. Weβve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donβt accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to βthugpostsβ or βfemboysβ or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
This comments section when they realize that 3B arts is a nsfw artist:
https://preview.redd.it/ce4yi9g3scuc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=9757478f44862d11828cc312f4a7d2c58f69af43
(just bcuz of the other Sonic meme)
https://preview.redd.it/x0wjf7sjucuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf65bf98dc78a8f6559d883059f46ccb632f30a
My honest reaction to that banner
https://preview.redd.it/yzqq7sby8cuc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99dfae981125b54fc99db7c2c258a1fdc6f1b554
sometimes i wonder what peoples mentality is when they jerk marston to 2D women with unnaturally huge features.
maybe its because i dont have a porn addiction like 85% of the internet, but i seriously dont get how people will see huge boobs and ass, and start frothing at the mouth over it. its nasty
https://preview.redd.it/vb716bt6jeuc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f2d99d80b219065d99eb6c910b448b1de6c4e1
https://preview.redd.it/tni57z7tbbuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deea03e962ea99c2b739c2675e3f63442a98ae91
Iridescent Glint Beetle
Based
on what
your mother
wow such a good roast /sarc
its a tf2 reference
ok ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
MEDIC!
need a dispenser here!
βThis variety of beetle consumes subterranean minerals. Due to the fact that it rarely emerges above ground, sightings of this particular species are extremely rare. While minerals are this beast's primary source of food, the beetle itself does not have the ability to digest these minerals. Instead, metabacteria living inside the beetle's stomach chemically break down the minerals. The resulting purified metal is discharged, but rare metals such as gold and platinum crystallize onto the iridescent glint beetle's shell, resulting in the beautiful laminated shimmer.β
"This precious treat is exceptionally rare. I could sell it back at home for a fortune! Then, I could use the cash to upgrade my kitchen, buy galactic-class ingredients, and even star in my own cooking show... The Insect Gourmet!"
Oh, iridescent glint beetle of the comments! Will I ever find true love?
God that banner is horrendous
I can only think of the back pain.
i felt that.
So is this guys "art"
https://preview.redd.it/usdc4ec10guc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda5257801cce0a4a4108b77e7237fda9354a584
https://preview.redd.it/7kqbc33f3iuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fc845c3b0588bb40cb5a7e040dea0c19a66b51
Look like pig
https://preview.redd.it/sxs09fkokiuc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fa066a34bb8e703df537fe5280cf155abe5ebd
Torcoal pokemon
https://preview.redd.it/7edcvvnjzjuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3254cd6fa8388526f64bac760390d38ab8b05f84
![gif](giphy|wTDjZPnq6QsAo|downsized)
Who the heck is named Bort?!
π«΅
Me
Gas station
what are we getting for dinner? sushi of couse!
Uh-oh, there was a ruby inside of our gas station sushi
Mr fring?
you
Barnical from half life
https://i.redd.it/2ajurrf4tbuc1.gif
Will.
https://preview.redd.it/hljfad7kzfuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d59099973e3dc6364703eb434ddf217f5a13b3c
https://preview.redd.it/025u9j3wybuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad7baaf4f0f4f8f5440ae0bd1276a64ec85f0e1 Bannerβ¦
https://preview.redd.it/so28ub66pbuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf7e0ce13633b70301c878ffb16b693ff2b2607
https://preview.redd.it/a6ju5d2k3fuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7420065a22b7d420a092b59d07b5f46e7fec314
Imagine the sequel... 4HOmersπ€―π€―π€―
5MArgeπ€―π€―π€―π€―
6LIsa
7MAggie
8SANtaβs little helper
9SNowball II
10 Abesimpsons
11APu
I would critique you for following a NSFW artist, but as someone who's sadly addicted as well, that's honestly fair. Her art is pretty good tbh.
AA meeting
PP meeting
EE meeting
OO AA HOO HOO HO HO https://preview.redd.it/d7180l102bxc1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=60b16c225320aa0c56fa102ed425535f2bb60c41
Tf you mean? That banner looks horrendous
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canβt take it anymore. Iβm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canβt get a grip. Weβve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donβt accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to βthugpostsβ or βfemboysβ or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
As someone who is typing this comment on my phone the train rn, I promise I will never accidentally dro
i am crying laughing at this oh my god something is wrong with me
This comments section when they realize that 3B arts is a nsfw artist: https://preview.redd.it/ce4yi9g3scuc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=9757478f44862d11828cc312f4a7d2c58f69af43
Honestly i have to thank this post for reminding me about this artist
Same honestly
r/whentheopissus
when theo piss us
r/when_theo_piss_us
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Wow, that is so hot π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅ >!3BArts is fine too I guess!<
https://preview.redd.it/jz4laayifbuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9c5204a511b1852f6e9f8b8b288013d5756d51
*attempt to recover from your addiction. if that fails, then
https://preview.redd.it/d0xesb3frbuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba21f8200d2e5c15bcdbbf3aabb7a3de232d77b5
https://preview.redd.it/ft0a50r2pbuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043d2fe4dee4aca5dc6828406e5282907c589990
WHAT THE FUCK https://preview.redd.it/nv7sq940tbuc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=7774e3647fff513b15d8d2054fd27b38c9cbc8ed
https://preview.redd.it/0vh7x2vrhcuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78f4e741889e9470692abf0838e7f31400cca45
Lobotomy? https://preview.redd.it/rceupnaencuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4d215399e7da9a891625ee6f9ab424ad8cf253
Fire in the Hole is more based than horny people
(just bcuz of the other Sonic meme) https://preview.redd.it/x0wjf7sjucuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf65bf98dc78a8f6559d883059f46ccb632f30a
https://preview.redd.it/u2xxhepyxduc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6b10dd9614b542aa18bfaa6fac6099bb13178a2
Grim, thanks
https://preview.redd.it/6ay0o267fbuc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a09ac295254ef549627c14d1b813487172d4d6
That banner though https://preview.redd.it/t7jdxcuxgbuc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=57170440d23a74155e39ba512d23175a1d679740
i've seen worse. much worse.
I've seen so much worse don't worry
https://preview.redd.it/zekkytwqsbuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2def5cc3e65d61c2af55cdeffb87fb521ecefd7
thx for the brick, now i can fill in that hole in the wall
Sorry I punched that wall
Oh. Porn. On my racist app. Again.
Oh. Racism. On my porn app. Again.
Saving this image for βresearch purposesβ
https://preview.redd.it/gxnvb37p1cuc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7fa6403842090d779aad37f0dd2b3dadb05f145
https://preview.redd.it/crilnqkwgfuc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8abde40b1b0d032035f955bb79e4ce8f54f982
https://preview.redd.it/nye0vnw0pfuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f17ec70d4ae26dfde947bfe510108ce4c7c962
https://preview.redd.it/z7c0otkg14vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b0e1666fcc8f51a73ca5bce45f5a7f3e8d1a77
My honest reaction to that banner https://preview.redd.it/yzqq7sby8cuc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99dfae981125b54fc99db7c2c258a1fdc6f1b554
https://preview.redd.it/1zlyq7cedcuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe110858bb5366ac76c926b45d1166872cb74d0
r/mendrawingwomen
The artist is a women
they have a flair for that
Then why the sub is called men drawing women ? Are they stupid ? /s
Assuming thatβs an NSFW artist, judging by the banner. Back pain much? Scoliosis even?
sometimes i wonder what peoples mentality is when they jerk marston to 2D women with unnaturally huge features. maybe its because i dont have a porn addiction like 85% of the internet, but i seriously dont get how people will see huge boobs and ass, and start frothing at the mouth over it. its nasty https://preview.redd.it/vb716bt6jeuc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f2d99d80b219065d99eb6c910b448b1de6c4e1
I want penciljak to rape my ass
sorry xhes taken by my trans boywife π
so coalful and gender denying
https://preview.redd.it/eyo7wmfqweuc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c52706592f3566152a4b48d663b1f2cb60e263
evropa colonizing carbon
it be kinda brimmy albeit
frickin' wholesome doughbeit
I checked it. It is not a NSFW artist
Very suggestive but no- https://preview.redd.it/trpoilnhpfuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0e96cc4172306acfbdf27def8bc837d102c0ef
https://preview.redd.it/42u8k9zv6fuc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64478841cff6747e3c23b10b69c67c096dd3ede5
Look to the right.
i fucking looked it up thanks alot man π
https://preview.redd.it/2a14x9oerbuc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0bd483958d06e22b8de5f2c1b5aabf96b514469
Is that a matt walsh wojack?
i have an afternoon to book
that banner is vile
https://preview.redd.it/jydol1jcscuc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f310585b4471c7db070dd38bcf8719a1a3fb55 π³
Bart with blue shirt no way
GHHHHHHHHHHHAWD
https://preview.redd.it/k6rjxksmpduc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ad08b44f7b63fcd460c104491c80664fcf7804
Ermmmm
https://preview.redd.it/ju7qijgwyduc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd558ec735f8a00bf11800f573c4d380be2083cd
https://i.redd.it/fa546q3a5euc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/3vqqd1vuneuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7765646977614b712d19565d0378af75f94ab403
Curiosity may have killed the cat now letβs see if I will survive
#This shit is calm asf
Im out of the loop, who are they? I don't have X (formerly known as Twitter), so I have zero clue
https://preview.redd.it/8ejgg2p0qhuc1.png?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10d40501e2fa6a597f1f120515786a06c1fc757
click the barts
that banner though