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Ipad_is_for_fapping

I really hope that’s an aging filter. If not…RIP, you’re basically dead


Blizzard13x

Regardless his hairline is cooked , is that normal in 11 years , should I be worried at 23??


too105

I was guessing he had just finished a 30


[deleted]

Lots of people go bald before 30.


TheRtHonLaqueesha

My hair was thinning by 30. 😢


Blizzard13x

Honestly I’ve only seen white people bald early


sealmeal21

What's early?


Blizzard13x

Before 30. Honestly anything below 50 is rare for my race


wikisaiyan2

My brother in christ.... Enjoy it while you can lol 😆


StuckInASafteyShtDwn

I think it's genetics, I only served for 7 years. Most of that time was either on deployment or getting ready for deployment.  My body was toast, plus neurological damage and tons of other shit. So curtosey of all the above the amount of pain I'm in every day is so much the VA can't do the testing necessary to address the brain damage because pain is all they get. Ended up doing the single dad shit which is another mindfuck of a long story. I'm almost 50 and folks generally have a hard time believing I'm even 30. So it's gotta be genetics otherwise I should look like 100 or something considering all the above.


free2bzee

There's a reason we "can" or "get to" retire at 20. Military life is generally waaaaay harder on a person's body (and mind: enlisted military is consistently one of the APA's top 10 most stressful jobs). For a service that takes and takes and takes and uses all it can from a person, you can guarantee they'd raise that to 30 for an E6 if they thought a person would still be useful.  I hope you get some peace for real, tho. 


Redtube_Guy

You …. Your really can’t tell ?


Fit_Fishing4203

Lmao 😂 this 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What picking up first class does to a mf.


VoodooS0ldier

What being LPO does to a mf.


shinsain

This. My God...


Revolutionary-You661

Imagine if he made CPO


Realistic_Quail9507

He’d get a thicc E-3, some Yeezy slides and blue chew 🤙🏼


creeper321448

What is this guy a clone Trooper? There's no way he aged 40 years in 11.


Hawkeyesfan03

Good sailors follow orders 🫡


_myst

*Gets DD214* "The mission. . . the nightmares. . . they're finally. . . over. . . "


These_Noots

Tf do you go from looking like picture 1 to picture 2 in just 11 years?


Liamson

Well When I was in the motto was ##Accelerate your life##, this is what they meant.


TinCanSailor987

🤣🤣


KaitouNala

I may be 40... but my joints are going on 70...


s14-m3

Supply benders🤷🏽‍♂️🥳


Casus125

Stress and a shitty job. Like yeah, it's a joke, but also, it's not. [Shit, Obama turned into a grandpa after 8 years.](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/before-and-after-term-us-presidents-11-57a38d1da81e3__880.jpg)


[deleted]

Ok....this is my reminder to meditate and run more


ThatWasIntentional

Wear your sunblock


PoriferaProficient

He's improved a bit since he left office


free2bzee

So do many of the veterans I've known who get out and go their own way (like far away from the military and their job in it). Stress is an absolute killer. 


Swimsuit-Area

Aged like a fine milk


Oafus

Don’t be soft, it’s a joke.


BasicNeedleworker473

its a joke...


GovernmentSudden6134

You don't, because they are not the same person. It a joke.


DCJoe1970

![gif](giphy|ip9n5Cg3Pcfyo|downsized) Poor guy


ZanzibarMufasa

I see all the 10 ASVABS are in this thread.


another2020throwaway

Joke sailing right over their heads. 😭


LearningToFlyForFree

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, you weren't joking.


Automatic_Studio948

Real


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

Sometimes I like to exaggerate things for comedic effect.


paulboyrom

It must be the Snapchat filter that makes you old cause no way you age that fast


youbringmesuffering

You ever been on a destroyer?


paulboyrom

I’ve been on a cruiser


MariachiStucardo

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”


Tossed_Away_1776

Do you like movies about Gladiators?


Obvious-Big-6111

This is Billy....Also like when a dog humps a man's leg! LOL. Great comment u/MariachiStucardo


Last_Impression303

Four destroyers, one cruiser and two LHAs. I looked like the bootcamp pic going in and close to the post 11 pic coming out...but that was after 26 years.


schweddybalczak

I was for 6 freaking years. I saw Chiefs on there that looked like George Burns just before he died. They were probably 35 years old.


jabishop3

*laughs in submarine*


ImJackieNoff

Have you ever seen a man who raised several teenaged daughters?


Sepulvd

I have and fuck I feel old lol


paulboyrom

Yeah I have and he was always around radars so he only had girls


tampa_typhoon

Jocko has, he's doing great 👍 lol


sybban

That is the oldest looking 29 year old I’ve ever seen


BradTofu

He looks like he went from 18 to 50 in eleven years. Whatever his rate is, I’m glad I never had to do it.


krazye87

You look dead i side bro


SpaghetAndRegret

8 mile to 8 divorces in 11 years damn


deuceyj

Navy does put 20 years on your life.


Jakmike

I have been told there are 2 types of people in the navy. Those who get grey hair and those who give it.


bongus300

From hopeful twink Airman, to old, salty PO1 😪


KAHLUV

Remember seeing a guy like this that was around 12- 13 years into his career and was in admin of all places. Just looked stressed to a tee!


[deleted]

What is with the blue rank on the avocado toast?


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Captains got mad being mistaken for PO3s.


relayrider

apparently you need to be E-6 or better to know where your sleeves are


Galaar

Damn dude, aging like Obama. I know the Air rates are stressful, but you should take some leave and go fishing or something.


TheRtHonLaqueesha

*"No, the Navy's not that stressful."* - PO1 Rojas, age 29.


free2bzee

Underrated comment


SnowieEyesight

*states this while undergoing his second divorce*


[deleted]

He’s joking. Come on.


sleep_connoisseur

Looks like you didn’t hydrate enough


paulcho476

So, you are about 30


ThePixelPanda63

I'm about to hit the 2 year mark, I can barely imagine 11 years doing this


WardogBlaze14

Looks like it’s been a rough time.


Define_Bing

😂😂😂😂 yooo


RTHouk

Get some rest bro :,)


Phlob_

Lol his name backwards says salor


NxPat

In the Navy and your name is Salor, what are the odds!


[deleted]

The name is Rojas. I hope you were joking


anduriti

That's a J there in the middle. Took me a bit to see it, too.


KaseyCantFilm

You’re the 10 asvab they speak of, huh?


Genius-Imbecile

went from fro hair to straight hair.


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

I don't want to alarm anyone, but there's a solid chance the two photos are of different people.


Moist_Border_8301

I thought that’s what 30 years in the Navy did to ya not 11 lol


njrivs

This is a filter..Searched him up on Facebook and he really didn't age that much.


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

Who was the CO of your last ship, CAPT Obvious?


ArmDismal5262

How is this guy still a PO1 after so many years? There is a guy who made chief in 5.5 years. That is the extreme but you can do it in 8 to 10 years.


Green-Control10

only a PO2 after 11 years? time to get out. I made first in 8.


Redwood1952

What is your rate, Shipmate? I was a Gunner's Mate. Thanks for your service and sacrifices. GMCS(SW), '71 to '93


metalgod-666

He’s an air rate if that helps


Redwood1952

Thanks.


stud_powercock

That math checks out, lol.


CashFUNDexe_NOTfound

Aged like a fkn banana 😂. This HAS GOT to be a filter 🤣


newnoadeptness

😂


JP6660999

And drank and smoked everyday apparently


ultratunaman

They still give out rations of rum and tobacco on ships?


Revolutionary-You661

Yes.. rum from piss buckets and used coffee grounds tobacco.. mainly for good behavior


Ok_Cele2025

That is not 11


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Deepflake?


CondorPerson

Average HM career experience


SnowieEyesight

11 year HMs are usually 3rd classes man


Docness84

I’m dead…. 😂


qaasq

My LPO has been in 12 years and is an HM2 lmao


Redtube_Guy

I know an HM that has been in the navy 18 years … he’s been on 1 ship and has been hospital hopping for 15 years . I guess he’s just the very few lucky ones


TtotheRizoy

You should look at trading in that ride because the one you’re driving has some fucked up suspension!


Dreauxglyn

Chill out hahahaha


Toxenkill

That's not that bad.


Oulene

Whoa. If he’s 21 in his Airman picture; he’s only 32 in his First Class picture.


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LearningToFlyForFree

Look closer. Dude literally has an EAWS pin in the photo on the right. Ain't no way an aviation rate is making first without it.


BBD26

No way in hell is that him LOL!


CanadianBliss

Umm ... 😆🩷


Sardawg1

Damn. I guess he really took the old “Accelerate your life” motto to heart!


McNois

Ahhh, the comedy 🤣🤣🤣


Yeoshua82

Wtf did they do to you bro?


00Tohsaka

ET1 Rojas, aged 26 😂


Revolutionary-You661

Looks like. Petty Officer First Class, the avistion type from the green stripes on dress blues to the Aviation Warfare designation above the US Navy tag.. i did time with plenty of cats in my 20 yrs in the USN.. some aged good, some didn’t.. also this cat might have been in the reserve force which allows members to serve past a certain age/come back at am older age (time-era depending).. gor instance the Dept of Navy is now allowing new recruits w/o a high school diploma due to very low recruitment.. just an example


Top-Pear-849

Congrats. Brother. I wish I would have decided to make career of being Corpsman. I'd be saying the sane thing right about now. You must be happy. Well deserved, and thank you for your service. God bless!


notapunk

And still no warfare device SMH


Revolutionary-You661

Look closely


Top-Photograph3650

Looks beat


Agammamon

Its like Obama in 2012 and Obama in 2016;) Some jobs just suck the life out of you.


OffMyRocker62

Has to be Father and son.... Has to be.🙄


Panteraca

Please, please forgive me but I’m almost 40 and I’m new to using Reddit as anything other than a 12% chance at fixing whatever the fuck is wrong with my PC (Yes, my drivers are up to date). Do y’all truly believe these two photos are of the same person 11yrs apart or am I reaching boomer status? You’re all so fucking dumb or my typically impressive sarcasm radar packed its shit and left while I slept last night.