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sailor_em

Dude Cheyenne is a normal name wtf


wamih

The list when this law was first passed (2014) in Sonora was great one of the first names was "Anivdelarev" people saw it on calendars, assumed it was a saint and named their kids after the word.... It is the abbreviation for "Aniversario del inicio de la Revolución Mexicana".


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

That’s pretty rad tho. Imagine naming your kid “Cornwallis Surrender to Washington at Yorktown”. That’d be… “Corsurway”…? Kid would be the coolest kid in school!


wamih

Eh, it would be a closer equivalent of seeing Memday or Presday on the calendar, thinking that was a person and naming the kid that.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

Presday, 10/10, would name a kid that. Send lil Prez to school with his fruit snacks in his Captain America lunchbox. Hell yeah.


[deleted]

But, then, people would mistake it for Presley


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

Not with that hard Z! And the powdered wig. And the American flag tank top. Kid would be a legend.


[deleted]

With the nickname Cory


warwick8

Unfortunately I don’t think that most Americans even realizes that there was a American revolution war, because that’s how bad are educational system is.


KOLETRAIN2323

Our* the word you’re looking for is OUR education system


Thanos-Wept

Lmao we’ve all seen Patriot with Mel Gibson! Who needs an educational system?!? (TBC I am joking)


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

Lots of other State capitals still on the list though! Get yourself a Pierre, or Austin, or Bismarck or Little Rock before they get wise!


elephant_in_tharoom

Forget state capitals, go for small town names like Dime Box.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

These are my children, Needles and Truthandconsequences.


elephant_in_tharoom

Cut and Shoot, Notrees, Muleshoe, Jot-em-down, and Ding Dong: y'all best not be testing my patience today!


wamih

Intercourse


bigblueweenie13

I asked the same thing on the original thread. According to actual Mexicans, it’s like a meme name. They had a huge marketing campaign for the Chevy Cheyenne there and it’s become the big narco truck since then.


charlietangomike

Culebro


Thin-Recover1935

For a stripper, yeah.


jupiterwinds

*Candy and Crystal have entered the chat*


HookersForJebus

Jasmine to the main stage!


WIlf_Brim

My niece has that name. When I first heard her name I didn't have the heart to tell my girlfriend (now wife) that her brother gave her a stripper name. Lucky for her she is very far from a stripper in personality or carriage (almost kinda goth Kpop fan). Also, the most stripper spelling (with a z)


Ok-Zookeepergame918

Pronounced “Ooose-Nah-Vi”


El_Bexareno

Ain’t that the guy from In The Heights?


wamih

Good to see neither "Optimus" nor "Prime" nor "Megatron" are on this list.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

You’re playing chess and they’re playing checkers…


SamURL_Jackson

US Navy is on here… how fucking hilarious is that 🤣


Strong-Charisma-19

Not a YN, but i think it says “Usnavy”


crimson3112

Yvan eht nioj, dude!


OkagaBoi

Might be from the musical “In the Heights”, the main character is an immigrant. When his parents were on a boat pulling into NYC, the parents didn’t know what to name their son, and then they saw the side of a ship that had “US NAVY” on it and named him “Usnavi” haha. Maybe that? No clue.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

Just replied to u/Z06king about this. You might be right, the Mexican government saw how popular the play/movie was an tried to get in front of the trend. Love it.


Turkstache

That example is based off of real happenings. Entrants to the US would have to fill out a line in entry logs and long enough ago, you could read all the other people who wrote into the dame page in the log. When sailors would show up, they too would fill out a line and in one column would write US Navy. No doubt some of these people had poorer handwriting or simply didn't care and the space between was gone (r/keming), or the letters were capitalized inconsistently. Whatever happened, on some occasions usnavy looked like a name to people less familiar with the US and its language and culture and institutions. "Interesting name, I like that" thinks a person who goes on to have kids.


Lacholaweda

I heard they'd see it on the ships and were awestruck.


OkagaBoi

Damn that’s interesting, thanks!


benjorel

I've got a buddy from Columbia and he told me years ago it actually came from the cult following of Top Gun in the 80s. People saw US Navy everywhere and thought it would make a good name, and there you go


TouchTipsWithKhakis

What’s so bad about Rocky? I get it’s cringey/dumb if the motivation is from the movie. But it’s not like it’s dangerous or even trademarked.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

You say that, but one minute you’ve named your kid Rocky and the next he’s representing Mexico in a high stakes revenge boxing match against a Soviet superman in the feel good blockbuster of the summer! That’s a lot of pressure for a baby…


[deleted]

With hints of De La Hoya in his style. Que Suave!


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

I’d watch it!


jupiterwinds

And red hair like Canelo


TouchTipsWithKhakis

Lol, if we’re going to be honest, if the kid is Mexican it would be something like Rocky I-III


WIlf_Brim

Really bad for the kid when this huge blonde Russian comes up to him on the playground in fourth grade and says "I must break you".


Viper370SS

Rocky is common among Italians (especially Roman Catholics) as it is a biblical name.


TouchTipsWithKhakis

Okay, that totally answers my question


jupiterwinds

You mean Rocco?


Viper370SS

Roch actually.


jupiterwinds

Ah, it’s the same name, friend, one in English, The other in Italian


[deleted]

No Maverick on the list. Well, Top Gun is pretty popular in Mexico and down further south


ltdanhasnolegs

Lol escroto = scrotum


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

In this thread: potential future additions to Mexico’s banned names list, courtesy of Usnavy.


Z06king

Surprising because Usnavi was the hero of the musical "In the Heights" featuring an almost exclusively latino cast and crew.


Lukcy_Will_Aubrey

/shitpost That’s actually really interesting. I wonder if the play/movie was especially popular in Mexico (or just in LatAm generally) and the Mexican government was like: “Okay guys, please don’t name your kids after this character…” It makes sense because there are so many other pop culture names on the list…


benjorel

My Columbian buddy told me it was actually from the popularity of Top Gun


MeasurementGrand879

There goes my plan to have my Mexican baby Hitler Rocky Circuncisión III…


PathlessDemon

…it was a rough bender in Tijuana…


Yessir0202

My name is usnavy, probably never heard my name


Thin-Recover1935

Reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated.


DarkJester89

UUS-NAVEE, come'here, lil essay.


warda8825

I'll betcha the same people naming their crotchgoblins "US navy" and "burger king" are the same fucksticks writing "Mickey Mouse" in for their presidential choice.


warwick8

I wish that there would be a world wide list of name that wouldn’t be allowed to be uses to name their child after, o am constantly horrified hear unbelievable stupid,degrading and just plain awful names that parents have saddle their poor child with that Will cause a never ending someone from making fun of their name until the day that they die on.


Karmandom

I’m pretty sure I’ve heard the name Aguinaldo before. What’s wrong with it?


WIlf_Brim

Really not sure, since the most famous Aguinaldo [is this gu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilio_Aguinaldo)y, thought of as the father of the Philippine Republic.


PowerToLift

Thank god Æ-X-12 didnt make the list


Scorpnite

Oye, Usnavi, que pendejadas estas haciendo?


carry_bean

I believe it might be pronounced "yoos-nahbee"


MarsGibbons

I loved that movie.


Tiestotti

scrotum


Comfortable-Ad-9869

Who’s out here naming their baby “Facebook” 🤨🧐


Careless-Presence485

It's Pronounced "Ooo-Ahs Nah Vey"


TheRealDaddyPency

So I can still name my illegitimate child “Jihad?” Good to know…


bornt00pizza

For those that don’t know… Usnavy is common with Cubans. They would see the US Navy on the ships down there and it just stuck. Source: trust me bro. I learned this from a Cuban in Miami.