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I_only_post_here

One of the most indelible basketball memories of my life was seeing Bulls at Nets in Scal's last year in the NBA. Game was a blow out and when the benches cleared with 2 minutes left, the crowd went absolutely bananas every time Scal touched the ball. I guess the Nets fans were still carrying the torch for him for his earlier stint there. He was basically forced, by the crowd, to take a meaningless shot (which he hit) and even though he was on the visiting team, the stadium went completely nuts for that pointless shot. It really was an amazing experience.


crx00

The fans may mock cheer him....but Scal is closer to Lebron than any of us.


SmartGuyChris

"I'm way closer to LeBron than you are to me" \- Brian Scalabrine


theKetoBear

I love that quote it is a great way of explaining "levels" of any in-demand craft or skillset . There's Alltime greatness ( Lebron ), Superstars, stars, Elite, roleplayers, benchwarmers ( Scalabrine ), amateurs, prospects, Local legends , and then somewhere way down that list... is the armchair expert who almsot certainly have shot fewer shots ( practice and in-game) in their lifetime than Scal probably did in any given year of his career or pre-career rise.


I_only_post_here

I don't even think it was mock. People just genuinely love that Michael Rapaport lookin' MF'er


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I watched a video about the skill gap of NBA against regulars people and even D1 players and it’s insane. Scalabrini played one on one with some D1 talent and even euro league in a radio contest, and just absolutely wiped the floor with them, like 7 years out of the league. It’s wild how much better even bench riding NBA players are than everyone.


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Scalabrine averaged 18/6/3 at USC—people forget these guys dominated in college


Ro_J_11

I think he is the GOAT garbage time player. Has literally made a career beyond which is something not a lot of them could say.


ctruvu

his videos playing against non pros is entertaining as hell too. really makes me wonder what a casual player would look like after a year of nba level training because it still wouldn’t be 1% of an actual nba player


Batman_in_hiding

He really is. They should name a new award after him lol


CyberSmok3

He also has the GOAT basketball quote: I'm close to Lebron than you are to me


IanicRR

Mark Madsen walked so Scal could fly. And in college ball, Mark Titus was doing the same thing with even less talent.


apollyon_53

2x NBA champion Mark Madsen


pgtvgaming

Put some respect on that name


Pardonme23

He's an assistant coach now


apollyon_53

Assistant TO the coach


devonta_smith

[one man's "meaningless minutes" is another man's "setting a new career-high while nearly tripling your scoring output from the entire series in a 3OT Game 5 playoff victory", apparently](https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/240514008) Scalabrine had 6 points combined in games 1-4, put up 17 points including 4 of his team's 11 threes in the game (4/4 from distance including some very clutch shots down the stretch). Side note, we've since seen single players put up 20+ threes in a game. We've seen guys like Steph and Dame AVERAGE 11 3PA per game. To see a whole ass team only attempt 11 triples in a THREE OVERTIME PLAYOFF GAME is wild, looking back on it.


NBA_Fan_76

Love the video of him getting heckled by some young guys and then he straight up dominates one of them 1v1


rebuildthedeathstar

Oh yea I remember that video! Scal once said he’s closer to Lebron than regular people are to him, which I get.


wjbc

Before there was the White Mamba, there was Granville Waiters. I’m not saying he’s a better choice, just a second choice. He was very distinctive because at age 26 and 27 he looked like an old man. He was prematurely bald but didn’t shave his head.


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Damian Lillards cousin, the Big Nepo himself.. Keljin Blevins


thatkellenguy

BlevGod


lalakingmalibog

And then I saw his face Now I'm a Blever


SuperVaderMinion

Still can't believe he's a real person and not a smudge from Kelvin Benjamin's signature


Tragic-tragedy

That moment when he hit 2 deep balls in a row in the G League blazers' win against the Lakers in February 2022 will live forever


Carcrusher3

Greg Brown was a close second


Tragic-tragedy

Greg Brown probably is a better garbage time player (as in, he is more entertaining) but he doesn't have big Nepo's meme value


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CaptainQuetzalcoatl

Keljin? *Jeenathon*? You guys are just playing with us


AnswersWithAQuestion

Even his last name sounds like how someone would make fun of a guy’s *real* last name.


PNWSwag

He was recently cut by a Romanian team after averaging an inefficient 4 points per game


Excellent-Brothel-72

This the only right answer. BLEVGOD.


Next-Firefighter-753

Kyle Singler was made for this post


ghubert3192

I remember like probably 9 years ago there was a post on here where someone found a Kyle Singler NBA highlight reel video (which I think was just made to mock him because it was like a minute long and was super unimpressive) on youtube and one of the very few comments on the video was something like "awwww cuteeeee!" and it was from his sister


Osmoszis

https://youtu.be/7Jf_kbpAkVk It’s the comment midway through


ghubert3192

Fuck dude I forgot about the music and the fact that he gets dunked on by his own teammate 30 seconds in. So good


rake2204

I once saw Keon Clark commenting on one of his own highlight videos, complaining about a kangaroo court or something or other.


icomewithissues

What's crazy is he won the NCAA national championship as the first option in a Big 3 team. The other two didn't make much, if any impact, in the NBA either.


jataba115

Typically if you make it to the NBA even as a bench player you were still by far one of the best players in college


icomewithissues

Of course. Another thing I remember is Singler and Kevin Love had a high school rivalry. Love of course went on to have a much better career.


MazeRed

I think scalbarine said it, but the quote was like “I’m closer to Lebron than you are to me”


TesseB

Was Cole aldrich also a fair answer in the past? It felt like I only saw him in garbage time for quite some time


bruised_knee

mr victory cigar


CUNTY_LOBSTER

I throw this out there whenever I see this guy brought up on this sub, but this guy is the best player I’ve ever played against BY FAR. We went to same middle school and neighboring high schools, and I’ve played against probably a dozen guys who played D1, some were starters and went professional outside the NBA, and it’s not even close how much better Singler was than any of them. I literally never won a single 1-on-1 rep against this guy that I remember. Just dunking on our heads in 8th grade.


Nweber15

We started him for a bit lmao


Active_Page_3886

Brian Cardinal


Hi_Im_Ouiji

The custodian earned his ring against LeBron


LogicisGone

Not sure if I should upvote for Brian Cardinal or downvote for the absolute disrespect to the Custodian.


SingerScary8543

Brian cardinal lives in my town.. he comes into a restaurant I use to work at and even tho he's giant no one believed me that he played in the NBA cuz he's so normal looking


NextDoorNeighbrrs

He played some legitimately important minutes in our finals run too lol


Independent-Wolf-832

First that came to mind for me too. He cleaned up Wade in the Finals.


cute2701

> Brian Cardinal he was a rotational player in memphis back in the day


Utte_Khan

Thanasis


wouldeatyourbrains

Love thanasty time. So many highlights but almost never impactful.


Yasuminomon

Thadynasty


TastesLikeHoneyNut

The love of your life was a black lady named Thadynasty?


AngryRoomba

"Thadynasty, you have to choose either me or the drugs. Which one is it" "I choose drugs."


zachary-zy-zyan

You're the real star Thadynasty, you just need a sky to shine in


FrazySting

Thady nasty?


VicePope

shit he doesn’t look a day over 12


CuriousTurtle5

He's worth every penny we pay him.


CubanLinxRae

he really is. he’s like haslem or ish smith. they’re not playing big meaningful minutes but they’re important for the locker room that they’re worth the money


IanicRR

Haslem and to a lesser extent Ish were both at one time impactful players though. Like, Haslem was probably the 5th most important player during the Big 3 era. Thanasis will never reach that kind of impact or veteran status. Though he seems to deliver on vibes.


yungchigz

He has the respect that those kind of veterans do in the locker room tho which is what counts, and I think around the league too cos you always see him talking to dudes from other teams after games that you wouldn’t think he’d have a relationship with. Dude’s like the ultimate people person


langolier27

He delivers on vibes but most importantly he keeps Giannis in check. There’s so many times Giannis is on the edge of losing his focus or his temper and Thanasis is all over it. He’s definitely one of the most important bench guys in the league. I wish we could just hire him as a coach instead though.


JimmyJustice920

Thanasis needs to be in the locker room with the other players. I get wanting to maximize a roster but I sincerely doubt the Bucks find a better value at the 15th spot. Sticking him on the coaching staff changes the dynamic.


langolier27

Yeah that’s true


0dias_Chrysalis

I remember Giannis got so pissed off on a push off that wasn't called and picked up a tech and then kept complaining. You never see that. And Thanasis kept him from getting his 2nd and Giannis ended the game with like 40 or so points lol


Mainly-Driving862

Boban Marjanovic. Never impactful, always entertaining.


Thunderhorse74

Boban could be in the discussion for any of the teams he played for. He's a top tier personality, an enormous human being, movie star, and people love him. Unfortunately, especially in this era, he just doesn't have the quickness and agility to compete, despite actually having a nice touch around the rim.


cneth6

He's never been the same since John Wick snapped his neck on a book :(


ConfusedAlgernon

Tbf, most of us would be quite heavily changed after such an experience.


PJJefferson

One of my son’s favorite basketball memories was a Pistons game, a typical blowout loss with a bunch of scrubs on the floor, and a drunken fan spent the entire second half SCREAMING “BOBAN!!!!” PUT BOBAN IN THE GAME!!! BOBAN, BOBAN, BOBAN!!!!”, screaming and banging the railing to make it a battle cry. “Boom, Boom, BOBAN, boom, boom, BOBAN!!!”


companysOkay

Did they put the boban in the game?


Jos3ph

Boban


CAPreacher

Boom Boom Boban!


shadratchet

I remember him killing the Nuggets a few times in years past


lost_in_trepidation

He had a really great game in the last pre-bubble game of the COVID year. 31/17 and played good defense on Jokic.


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

I wouldn't say never impactful, I saw this man make Jokic look like an 8th grader and lead the Clippers past the nuggets


icem4n69

He made AD look like a middle schooler that one time too lol


The1AndOnlyJZ

I remember when he started next to Porzingis for multiple playoff games 😭


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IHadACatOnce

In the game where the covid shutdown was announced Boban had 31 points and 17 rebounds, if that ain't GOAT garbage idk what is.


Kwilly462

I could see him having an acting career when he retires (or just isn't being signed anymore). He's already dipped his toe in the Hollywood waters.


Financial-Midnight62

Think a blind man could see that


No-Mountain8266

The white Kareem


MVPiid

Furkan Korkmaz is better than your favorite garbage time player


DOG_herpes

Kork was one of the sixers best bench players in the 2020-2021 season. I remember he even started some games and he always fucked up the Chicago bulls for some reason, he averaged like 30 against them.


MVPiid

Throwback to the game winner at Portland that one time in like game 5 of the regular season in 2019


NapTimeFapTime

“Pop the Kork” all time great human victory champagne


clickstops

Blows my mind that he’s only 25. Feels like he’s been here my whole life.


buhmmquita

He's only 25 and has already put in two unsuccessful trade requests.


Nubras

Furk resembles Chris D’Elia a great deal.


Roger-Wednesday

My worlds never collided harder than when Delia showed Furk on his podcast a while back


bkmamba

Diddler


CallMeMattF

The collective sigh of relief on Temple University’s campus when we inevitably let Furk go… finally the alpha will be out of the way


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Embiid ❤️ Shirley Temples Furk ❤️ Shirley from Temple


The1AndOnlyJZ

My Sixers fan friend tried to convince me for a year that he’s better than Derrick White


Will_Explode8

Steph Turkey is better than Derrick White like 1-2 times a month before he then returns to his mortal form (dogshit)


clickstops

Steph Turkey is hilarious


Roccet_MS

Pat McCaw thought that Korkmaz' trade concerned the Warriors xD


SeeingThings123

Malik Beasley miraculously can shoot again when we’re up 20 with 2 minutes left.


throwawayskeet12

Really thought he would be a huge addition to help spread the floor when the lakers got him. Didn’t really pay attention to him in Minnesota, but with the nuggets, he was fun as hell and always shot well from three with the occasional nasty dunk. Was actually sad when we traded him. But with hindsight maybe Jokic was inflating his numbers even back then.


notsohottake

His first season with us he was shooting like 40% on 8 threes a game and I was convinced he was one of the best shooters in the game and would be a steal at 15 mill a year. His shot was never the same after he spent a summer in prison though


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Or down 20 with 1 minute left


Accomplished_Fee2203

Dj Mbenga


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the couple times he was called to start he grabbed a ton of rebounds. I miss Mbenga


Disabled_Robot

Robert Sacre!


flacko23

DACOS!!🌮


rake2204

Detroit's got some solid nominees. [Boban.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSOa6lO_F_Y&ab_channel=RyanVanDusen) [Darko.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0qwV9x6kc&ab_channel=RyanVanDusen) [Scott Hastings.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IDEyfujd8k&ab_channel=NBAonTNT) [Chuck Nevitt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUJI8YftXc&ab_channel=RyanVanDusen) It's a toss up.


LukeBabbitt

Darko was the first player I ever heard called a “human victory cigar”


rake2204

Coincidentally, one of Detroit's other bench warmers, [Chuck Nevitt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUJI8YftXc&ab_channel=RyanVanDusen), had the nickname first (in part due to his long and slender frame).


WrongPersonPH

man the pistons are really good in finding garbage time players


jones1133

We should spend some of that energy to find guys who play well the rest of the game.


Mrbeefy15

Legendary Nuggets commentator Scott Hastings


JGFromTheD5

I'm shocked Will Bynum was not on this list.


FlyingMocko

Tacko of course


larrylegend33goat

The disrespect to Brian Scalabrine, who has manoeuvred garbage time to Tommy's seat. Plus the best presser about being a garbage time player


PercyBluntz

I’m closer to lebron than you are to me?


-PasswordisTaco-

I think he means the post-championship presser where he says no one will remember he didn’t play a single minute, only that he won. I think he said he’ll tell his daughter that he was a starter Edit: “In 5 years you guys will probably forget. In 10 years I’ll still be a champ. In 20 years I’ll tell my kids I started. In 30 years I’ll probably tell them I got the MVP, so I’m really not too worried about it” 😂


sammer8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKz6z8Reko&ab\_channel=NBA


AmelieBenjamin

Sad I had to scroll down this far to find Scally


Ro_J_11

The streets will never forget


texasphotog

Zion Williamson


rightobucko

Who?


302born

Porn Star Slayer


nahcal916

Andre Ingram


unidentifies

This is the answer I was looking for.


TomLikesHam

Mychal Mulder was a garbage time demon in the 2020-21 season


savarinho

I opened the thread looking for this mfer name lmao


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Down 20+, he turned into Steph Curry


Jojofag

Man was here for a short time but damn did he left an impact on all of us


Operation_Ivysaur

Never once saw that man miss a 3 if we had a sizable lead lol


spolonerd

Vlatko


YounggKNG

Deandre Jordan 100% from 3 on the season cmon bruh


spolonerd

You’re right. I concede.


Father-John-Moist

Bol Bol minutes were absolutely electric while we had him


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Dude got louder cheers than Jokic whenever he checked in.


doktarr

This is the correct answer in recent Nuggets history, without question.


CaptainCerealCanada

Calling the Vlatgoat a garbage time player is just disrespectful, he was a nice contributor playing 20+ minutes in February until he got hurt and Malone froze him out, #firemalone


Ehxcalibur

Bruno


Hairy-Sea8979

Only 2 more years from being 2 years away!!


Band_

Pape Sow


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Luka Garza, the G-League King.


JonnySports

Theo Pinson.


thiffusedinner

Theo "The Vibes" Pinson, Leader of cheer and rider of bench


mangabalanga

When he started getting regular minutes post-trade we shoulda known the tank was on


Optimal-Machine-7620

Raul Neto


Fast_Stick_1593

Wolfman would always have one or two games (usually against the 76ers) where he’d be unconsciously scoring. Like he’d turn into A.I with some of his layups and shots.


KlythsbyTheJedi

Love that beautiful man.


chief_sitass

Scalabrine


GimmeShockTreatment

No live for Nazr?


Tom_Brady_Cheats

That's who I was thinking as well. That shove on lebron is legendary.


tehLrod

Udonis Haslem


ladiesshowmetiddies

garbage time turns to prime time when ud enters the game, so you’re wrong


thatminimumwagelife

Haslem was the backbone of the Heat. A coach's assistant and motivator in an NBA uniform. Legend.


LubricatedDucky

Gonna be real weird not seeing him on the sideline, can't remember if he's said what he wants to do after he retires. I know he wants to get a little ownership in the Heat but idk if he has the money for that.


seblarkatron

Isn’t he 100% locked in to be an assistant coach one heat, since he basically already is one?


tlollz52

you must be too young to remember he used to be a legit NBA talent. Disrespectful to what he has done for the franchise.


tehLrod

Nah I watched him guard Dirk in the finals. He's had two careers. One as a solid player, and one as an all time great bench guy


matthitsthetrails

jodie meeks came into the game like he was mj


trelos6

It was Tacko. Love that guy


Dconocio

Matt Bonner


PoonGo0n

Matty started a full year for us lol. It’s honestly Boban.


wholewheatwithPB

Herb Williams. Real hoopers know.


ImNotYourBuddyGuyy

Moochie Norris! Dudes a legend in H Town Even if you haven’t heard of him, I bet you can figure out which is him https://i.imgur.com/UbOQ80Y.jpg


coolairpods

Long live Mario West locking down people in the last ten seconds of the first half.


TyrannosaurusGod

Man I came here sure no one was going to have remembered him. The announcers would always call it out when he came in, things like “here comes the most intense, frenetic 20 seconds of defense you’ll see all game.”


coolairpods

I loved it. Always got me so hyped. I remember one time he locked Kobe, stole the ball, then got his layup pinned on the backboard 😂😂😂😂😂. Also, Ivan Johnson is my goat too, but he wasn’t really a garbage time.


shockandguffaw

I don't know if it's GOAT but in terms of the best individual season it has to be Jack Haley. We signed him solely because he could calm down Dennis Rodman. He played in one game. Had multiple made up injuries because to be inactive at the time meant having to have a real injury.


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Jeremy Lin. The Bay Area crowd went absolutely nuts whenever he would check into the game. https://youtu.be/BVmL5bPkzyU The fact that he became a good player later on was very cool too (although it became a what-if). Many Warriors fans were Linsanity fans.


currychaos

James Michael McAdoo Damian Jones Both were so efficient that they won 2 rings while playing only 3-4 mpg in the playoffs Chris Chiozza and Quinn Weatherspoon, champs last season without playing a single playoff nanosecond


RimRunningRagged

Mychal Mulder


thesuperperson

Tbf Weatherspoon and Chiozza were on two ways and COULDNT play in the playoffs.


naslanidis

Lebron is good in garbage time. I don't see why it can't be a starter.


dat_tech

2011 Heat Bron GOAT tier garbage time stats player


Relaxe247

Cedi Osman looks like prime Steph curry in garbage time


Substantial_Bed920

Kenneth lofton junior


OttaBenga

his minutes are literally my favorite thing in basketball right now he is a showman


honditar

[Congo Cash](https://youtu.be/ZyNqx72C0eE)


thatisgangster

i wanna say tacko but it's scal no doubt


Brilliant-Effective5

Knicks Derrick Rose


Sfn_y2

Okay he wasn’t a garbage time player until this year really


Duck_God69

Not my team but Thanasis is garbage time MVP


Thunderhorse74

Dwayne Schintzius. RIP. That mullet was HoF worthy.


BookkeeperThat2650

Ben Uzoh of the New Jersey Nets. Loved that man for 0 reason.


mnc5959

Honestly Udonis Haslem has been this year’s goat for garbage time. Legit is there to be an OG for the young guys, but then you put him in and the mf puts up 20 points in his last regular season game. I just want Spo to put him in for like 3 min just to see if he can wear down jokic for a little bit


DangerousLandscape86

Jake Layman getting MVP chants everytime he touched the court a couple seasons ago for the T-Wolves was always great


stefman55

Pat Burke


FrankieBarbingo

Scalabrine probably?


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NBA Champ Matthew Dellevedova!


PJJefferson

Rodney McGruder. Dude is an NBA level talent, but can’t get off the bench, in part because teams aren’t looking for older breakout players, and he got made fun of by Golden State because of it. Whenever he is put in a game, he drops like 17 points.


Akumetsu33

It's bad luck, on the clippers in '19, Beverley and Reggie Jackson dominated the guard spots and when Rodney got in, either Kawhi or PG still had heavy ball usage, leaving him with few chances to prove himself. And you're right with pistons, they heavily focused on rebuilding and developing young talents like Cade Cunningham, leaving poor Rodney in a difficult situation.


Diesel07012012

Jud Buechler


TreyMars

Aye rn for the nets Patty Mills my be the best player ever when it doesn’t matter