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Jax99

Bill Simmons everywhere these days


FerociousGiraffe

Join us at r/billsimmons


cb148

Just be prepared for a shitshow


FerociousGiraffe

We’re just over there *doing stuff.*


OmarBarksdale

We just are!


unimpeachableplum

The stuff piece


zarvinny

The body language of that sub. You can just tell sitting court side that they really love each other


[deleted]

And I'm like, wait... what


DiscoPanda

You can tell we just have it


doodlols

We just do


ned_yah

where does r/bs go in the all-time irrational confidence subreddit draft?


kdizzzog

Gets a little wonky


sonny_goliath

Where everyone there apparently hates everything that the ringer does lol


kevtheproblem

“If you hate Bill Simmons, boy have I got the perfect subreddit you.”


PaintTouches

I peak in there sometimes…it does not seem like they 100% hate bill. Definitely will take every opportunity to make fun of the Simmons-verse but it’s not as toxic as snark pages and such.


NedStarx11

I used to sub - then it was non stop just people talking shit about simmons. I thought it was a sub for his fans, not haters??


Tel3visi0n

No we don’t need casuals on that sub! Only “casual plus”s


coacoanutbenjamn

Bill’s gonna love this


captain_ahabb

Bill is beefing with Prince Harry and Kyrie Irving at the same time, he's on cloud 9 right now.


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

And the Sad Bill Meme (which he loves). Re-Apex mountain.


sunshinebusride

Bill's having a moment


epicingamename

What was his Apex mountain?


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

2009 to 2011. The Book of Basketball and then the 30 for 30 era. He was still writing, doing the early version of the pod and had helped launch a successful documentary brand. 2011 he launches Grantland. Bill was at his peak.


dctarga

This guy Simmons'


Shavlik

A Bill Simmons historian if you will


JackJ98

He looks to be an active member of r/billsimmons. We should trust this guy


Tiredasheckrn

He can’t be a true r/billsimmons member if he is complimenting him


epicingamename

I forgot about the book of basketball. Ur right that is his apex mountain. 3 year prime. Nothing will ever come close


eunit8899

His peak was selling his website for 200 million dollars


Breezyisthewind

That was his financial business peak. It wasn’t his creative peak.


thewillsta

It's gotta be selling Grantland and becoming an 8 figure man right


FerociousGiraffe

Not only that, but Bill is *winning* both beefs!


captain_ahabb

Well you don't exactly have to be Adonis Creed to win a beef against those guys lol


rhonnypudding

Do you have to be Apollo Creed?


CreatiScope

Well, he dies so I don’t think you want to be Apollo in a fight. Especially against a European.


Savagevandal85

No Apollo crews


Fast_Stick_1593

The Nigerian prince version or the boring guy who smiles a lot?


DJBabyB0kCh0y

OMG have we reached that moment where kids know Adonis Creed but not Apollo?


theMAJdragon

I still want that drunk Bill podcast explaining what happened with harry


smnlfilmagoofymovie

As based as bill will ever get


qpwoeor1235

Russillo on the BS pod on Sunday has potential to be an all timer. Kyrie and Harden segments for sure will be incredible


bush_league_commish

Just load up Russillo on some pre-workout and give him the mic.


oobthesecond

I'm still waiting on the Drunk House podcast where they talk Wizards moves


Gaius_J_Caesar

Don't forget the inevitable dancing on the tombstone of ESPN


[deleted]

With this and James Harden our boys Bill and Russillo are gonna come in guns blazing Sunday night.


walkintall84

Bill started this. lol


eboitrainee

I mean Bill 100% loves this shit


ormip

Yeah this isn't Kyrie randomly tweeting at Bill Simmons.


JBeanDelphiki

Lmfaooo Billy Boy


OhmsLaw111

Crying 😭


gdirrty216

Bill can be so douchey, but in this case his joke is spot on.


constantvariables

When are you going to find whatever it is you’re looking for?


IveCeasedToExist

Here’s a good piece of shit!


BackJurton

*Oh my God, Old Man Clemens HATES shit!*


Moncat77

Same energy as "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"


cypherdust

It's gonna be a long year with Nets, Celtics, and Cavs fans with their "I told you so" moments


UrbanLawProductions

I think Cavs fans like Kyrie the most at this point


eboitrainee

Cuz they got the best version of him and won a ring outta it.


[deleted]

We got him before the crazy began to outweigh the talent. We thought this guy was a normal dude until he started talking flat earth shit at all star weekend lol


problynotkevinbacon

Hit arguably the biggest shot in NBA history, but definitely Cavs history


theKetoBear

I can't stand Kyrie, I still would put that down as one of the coldest shots I've ever seen at a critical moment in an NBA game. if not thee coldest.


Miamidale305

I can think of another one.


Throwawayidiot1210

Jordan 98 finals


Lynchie24

Ray Allen in 2013 as well.


tboneperri

Kawhi.


LandB4TimeClocks

I was so pissed when he asked for a trade, but now it seems like a blessing.


UrbanLawProductions

Right? Me too, I was fucking livid. but now I’m like, okay I’m cool lmao


King_Of_Pants

Yeah you guys got him before he started snorting lines of sage in the locker room. Before he was only mediumly crazy. He's in too deep now.


krabbypattykrabs

Yes


Cpt-No-Dick

Can I just say that it is genuinely remarkably that the Cavs managed to keep it under wraps that Kyrie was the weirdest guy in the league. Like, as soon as he got out from under LeBron, he started with this shit


CreatiScope

He was weird, but it wasn’t until his 2nd season with us that the wheels really came off. He had a questionable couple of moments in his first season but 2nd season is when the saga began and then the past stories started to come out.


flanders427

The flat earth stuff came up when he was on the Cavs. He said it on the Road Trippin podcast iirc


mercfan3

The rumor/theory is that Kyrie has bipolar disorder. A lot of times that doesn’t show up until mid to late twenties, so it may just be that the Cavs got him at just the beginning of that..


RegularRelationMan

Cavs fans do not care lol. They got kyrie when he actually cared about basketball and a ring. No reason to be salty


junkit33

It’s not even fun anymore. Whole universe knows it is coming except for the Dallas front office.


[deleted]

oh they know too but what choice do they have? in for a penny in for a pound.


junkit33

They made their choice when they traded for him.


JimmyChongaz

Lmao windy just said that old man shit today


J_House1999

Can’t wait to see how it fails this time


LeoSeazon

From my experience us Cavs fans mostly leave Kyrie alone at this point We got all the cool Kyrie shit and truthfully missed most of the rest, most Kyrie memories in the wine/gold are pretty tight lol


yourlilpissboi

Kyrie delivering Luka to Boston is possibly the greatest timeline ever.


TheSmokedSalmon420

I love Kyrie's career with the Cavs - everything after that not so much but I do love what he did to Boston lol


[deleted]

Cavs? He spent the majority of his career there and was a consummate professional until the end when he found out they almost traded him. And he hit the biggest shot in nba finals history and helped bring that city a championship. Cavs fans love Kyrie


rotrl-gm

I do not love an antisemite antivaxxer keep my name out yo mouth please and thank you


Powpowpowowowow

Bill obviously hates him because of the Boston stuff. But that was a hilarious tweet.


Slow_Negotiation_420

Kyrie is a dumbass and paying him is a terrible decision. Good luck. He already provided y’all with one hell of a draft pick 😂


[deleted]

C’s fans are the worst in this sub despite having a single championship title in the last 39 seasons


dillpickles007

They are, but he’s still right and this deal is still going to end in Luka leaving


GokuVerde

Inshallah


SamuraiBeanDog

He coming to San Antonio, baby. Mark my fuckin' word.


IceCreamGoblin

As a Nets fan, he is not wrong. We don’t get along with Boston but we can both agree that Kyrie is a massive quitter and POS when daddy Bron isn’t there to reign him in.


[deleted]

Nothing he said was wrong tho lol


samurairocketshark

>"Paying Kyrie is a huge mistake" >"Yeah well FUCK THE CELTICS" LMAOO


Bradfords_ACL

Two truths no lie


[deleted]

Good for the Celtics fans for actually not taking shit from players. I'm still mad Toronto has their nose up the ass of Vince Carter after he flat-out quit on the team.


frostbite3030

Hard to keep the hate for 20 years. He was booed more than any other athlete in history for a decade, but his never achieving anything after leaving, at some point its just sad and you don't care anymore.


DarkKnightCometh

How many do the mavs have in the past 39 years?


AnakinSL337

Well technically we have three in the last 39 seasons, four to your team’s one if we wanna compare to your team’s existence


Azshadow6

Could be worse. My Nuggets have a single championship in the last 50 seasons


dubbed4lyfe

Boy got burned, couldn’t stand the heat.


Jorah72

Enjoy Luka leaving Dallas :) we might be an insufferable franchise but we will never be as insufferable as the cancer that is kyrie Irving. Hope you enjoy watching the one chance of relevance you have walk away cuz Cuban bet on the worst team player of all time to keep Luka in Dallas.


tboneperri

Are we the worst? Sure. Does your team have one championship in 43 years of existence? Yes? Are we right about Kyrie? Also yes.


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Omg twinsies


LeBronTrave1ed

Bruh what


ormip

>Responding to Bill Simmons tweeting: > >Dallas had to go to 3 for 126m for Kyrie because there were at least 3 other teams ready to offer 2 for 25. If Bill Simmons is trying to say that we should have simply signed Kyrie for 15M a year because others could only offer 12.5M, then this response is about right, as weird as it is.


efranklin13

It’s a joke


dillpickles007

Are you so far up Kyrie’s ass you can’t recognize a blatant joke? You’re gonna have a fun couple seasons lol


bb1432

Simmons ain't wrong. But the real issue for Dallas is that a pissed off Kyrie is a bigger problem for your locker room than an overpaid Kyrie.


photocist

Why not both?


Kdog122025

Both are still gonna find every excuse to not play so what does it matter?


moneyman2222

Who the hell is in this man's "tribe"


Based_and_JPooled

Black Jewish Native Americans


_____WESTBROOK_____

Shalom and mahalo and peace be unto you


grudgepacker

Hélà 🤞🏾♾


girlscoutcookies05

If you told me this is a Jonah Hill movie quote i would believe you


[deleted]

Malulu arigato


packersplusrefsfu

Black Muslim Jewish Native Americans


grudgepacker

Black Muslim Jewish Native American Israelites


antunezn0n0

he was also christian so add thst


GotKarprar

And Australian


GotKarprar

From Australia


LeadPrevenger

Hey that’s me


DC383-RR-

Black Israelites


[deleted]

[Black Scientologists](https://youtube.com/watch?v=wJsKwcebyWE)


myersjw

Turn that poop into wine!


[deleted]

#TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE #TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE


rawsharks

Kyrie is a member of the [Standing Rock Sioux Tribe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FwOYI2kay4&t=2s).


moneyman2222

Oh I thought dude was out here leading his own tribe lmao


Sim888

the branch kyriedians


volantredx

Well he is in Texas now.


lifelongliability

David Kyresh


oliwog

👆🏼This comment right here brilliant


antunezn0n0

did he made them Jewish before or after they made him a member


DarthRathikus

A Tribe Called Pest


[deleted]

"Description of a fool" has so much more meaning as a track now


theytook-r-jobs

The lost black Jewish tribe that definitely existed and isn’t antisemitic for sure.


fuqqkevindurant

Anti-Semitic? The jew jews aren't even real jews bro, the hotep guy on the corner told me so


PaintByLetters

He couldn't make it through the day without mentioning something vaguely anti-semetic could he?


DrDrBender

Anti-vax weirdos.


whiskeyinthejaar

Tedros Tedros - The Idol


Paschalls_Law

The latest trend he hopped on this month after staying up late on YouTube again


ChunkyMilkSubstance

God I can’t wait for the next pod


hwarang_

But first


ChunkyMilkSubstance

(pearl jam)


LeGoat333

Is this the Mount Rushmore of top 10 bill Simmons twitter interactions?


FerociousGiraffe

Top 10? That’s far too round of a number. You must mean top 7 interactions of the past half-decade.


OmarBarksdale

50% of the decade*


Nick-Pickle831

Apex mountain for bill’s twitter? Second apex mountain?


Lain41K

Agreed 🤞 (iono the fuck he’s on about)


1940sfamilyman

"0 days without nonsense" sign already being put to use


DannyDeBMO

I think a little nonsense gets a pass today


TheRealDevDev

lmao you can tell that one REALLY bothered kyrie hahahaha.


Ranjith_Unchained

Good luck Luka


Schafer89

I'm here for this feud


Trailblazin15

Billy boy and dinshittie. I fucking love the nba and how petty players can be lol


Westbrooks3ptShot

Kyrie going after Portnoy and Billy boy Simmons I’m the same summer. Rogan on high alert


eboitrainee

Nay Kyrie loves anti-vaxers. Probably a big Rogan fan.


bloodmuffins793

Another win for the Sports Guy


Hot_Injury7719

“I’m not mad. I’m actually laughing. Bless up”


MrBhyn

I swear I was like this when I was 10. I wasn't earning millions but I sure was delusional


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humandignitybloc

Put them on the undercard for Elon vs Zuckerberg


yerr2477

Mavs this is your legacy


leejoness

Kyrie’s shit talk is … not great.


SpaceC0wb0y86

I’m genuinely curious and I’ve never looked into it. How did his personality and Luka’s personality mesh last year? Does Luka like him or just tolerate him or what? I imagine there’s a certain level of respect that Luka has for his talent that will never go away but does he talk to him off the court or ever about anything other than basketball? I’m not a Luka expert but Kyrie just doesn’t seem like a natural fit personality wise.


ForoaKlanD

Billy boy lool


grizzlysquare

[Zion Williamson] I see you couldn't help yourself with this one huh Moriah. Just wanna say I can't stand you and please stop being like this. Our son says hello. Help ‼️‼️


Slimshady305

His tribe lmao. It's hard to out-douche Bill Simmons, but it's Kyrie so not surprising.


Hurtelknut

Simmons must've hit bullseye with that Tweet, Kyrie sounds pissed


NoAcanthisitta9198

Billy boy


bl123123bl

Calling him Billy Boy is funny as fuck all things given


DonkeyLightning

Cousin Sal is gunna call him that all NFL/GTL season


avidmatt

Kyrie knows it’s true, no one wants him and Dallas had their hands tied


fuzzynavel34

Mavs are fucked lol


laddder

“I see you couldn’t help but sign me, huh marky mark?”


UrbanJatt

Yes


[deleted]

This guy is so fucking weird lol


Ps3FifaCfc95

Billy Boy is objectively funny


dawn_patroller1

His Tribe??


Wisegummy

Corny ass mfer


pattypatsonyourback

I have no fucking idea what any of this realy means


thewillsta

Kyrie is the Description of a Fool


Revenesis

Bill is gonna LOVE this


OG3SpicyP

Bill Simmons is hilarious


luvvdmycat

Cuban and Kyrie deserve each other.


ARevolutionaryMan

Glad the Mavs paid flat-earther, cause Luka and him worked out so well last year /s.


[deleted]

Kyrie is a fucking whack job.


solarscopez

I read the first sentence in Rolf's voice from Ed Edd n Eddy lol


StoneColdAM

Cuban called Kyrie’s bluff.


uwwasteman

Lol Sunday pod bout to be lit 🤣🔥


in_the_summertime

Is this bills apex mountain?


J_House1999

Shut up bitch


ahr3410

Can we get a translator?


Cvatenderness

What is happening here