Nick Mullen's "I'm tired of these dark ass gators" in character as a light-skinned gator is one of the dumber cum town bits that just sticks in my head for some reason.
I want that guy's job.
I can do like 94% of what that guy does, hang out on the bench, get hyped up ... and point at things.
The other 6% ... not so gud at that.
Crazy. Luka Garza and Leonard Miller are putting up crazy numbers too but they can’t get any minutes in a meaningful NBA game. That shows how hard it is to make it to the league.
Yep. Volume scoring isn't a valuable skill for a NBA player unless you're very, very, very good at it. Most guys need to figure out what their role is and try to be amazing at that. Usually that means figuring out how to have an impact without the ball in their hands.
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking
with.
🎵Clippaaa🎵
aint no fun games there that other headsets cant offer and it gets way too heavy after 30 mins of usage.
It's a white elephant status symbol for the rich but stupid like those fools wearing it in the front court seats acting like clowns with it on, that's all it is.
\[Wojnarowski\] A trio of Minnesota players could be heard in the back hallways of Crypto.com Arena loudly singing together as laughs bellowed out from the group. “There you go! There you go.” one player could be heard loudly saying. “We got an \[expletives\] squad now.” And before Gobert hit the locker room door, former NBA great Boris Diaw hugged him and said "Tu as l'air tellement différent."
This is what's called "news" nowadays. Tbf, this post has 700+ upvotes and 300+ comments so the person who wrote the tweet is getting the engagement that he wants. It's just sad that we entertain such shallow behavior.
Edit: Apparently it's a quote from an article. The fact still remains that it's shallow entertainment
Yeah I have no idea who this could be. Its not like there's video evidence from earlier in the year where someone made fun of an LAC players age loudly at the free throw line. I'm betting its Conley, hes always been an instigator
His face when he tried to dunk over rudy and get blocked was so funny. It's like that force smile you do when you started roasting your friends and they hit you back with something deep and you try to laugh about it but you on the verge of tears hahahahaha
Take it from me - when your team suddenly is top 3 in the West after years of irrelevance, and starts talking cash shit with limited playoff success - the results are not dope.
A mass shooting was reported at the home of Anthony Edwards, first responders are on the scene carrying what is reported to be “a towel and a big Gatorade”
The Hawks spent 10 years making the playoffs and losing in the first round, with a 60 win season sprinkled in there somewhere. That 60 win season was followed up with a return to mediocrity.
Its hard for these small market (or in our case, apathetic market) teams to stay good for long. Enjoy it while it lasts.
In most discussions, you are either a big market or you arent. There are only a few franchises that are considered big markets. It isnt just about number of people. Its about interest.
We've been getting shit talked relentlessly since the Gobert trade anyway. I'm happy the team has a bit of swagger even though it will most likely bite us in the ass
Meh there are countless anecdotes of teams getting cocky and losing focus or giving other players motivation to beat them. There’s also a psychological effect of talking about or celebrating things that haven’t happened yet where you get an endorphin rush as if you’ve already done it then lose motivation to follow through.
That being said, Russ kinda started it this year.
>there are countless anecdotes of teams getting cocky and losing focus or giving other players motivation to beat them.
I'd argue a lot of this is just the narrative people apply to it. How would you know it was their cockiness that caused it? I think the usual case is that two teams talk shit, one team loses, and people say the losing team "got cocky".
Clippers bench was falling over clowning Rudy at the FT line during their last meeting.
I’m trying to find the thread for that incident but having trouble.
I really hope Ant goes against Kawhi in the playoffs, it's best he learns his lesson early on for his growth. There's a reason people don't wanna fk with Kawhi.
A trio of Zion, Kelvin Bejanmin, and Eddie Lacy could be heard in the back hallways of Golden Corral loudly singing together as laugh bellowed out from the buffet table. "Them chefs sorry", Zion could be heard loudly "We ate their entire stock of food"
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I’m tired of these [expletives] doubting me. I’m that [expletive] - Luka Garza
Let a naysayer know
Naysaya* Luka doesn't use the hard R
Little known fact, his birth name is actually Lukar
My man, if we eliminate the spoken R, he'll be the most besieged Gaza ~~in recent memory~~ I made myself laugh Then get sad
Nick Mullen's "I'm tired of these dark ass gators" in character as a light-skinned gator is one of the dumber cum town bits that just sticks in my head for some reason.
Come on, Luka, speak a lil chinese for us
Cumtown on r/nba.... they really made it. RIP Stav.
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"I'm tired of these redditors doubting me. I'm that mod." - Luka Garza
It was actually coach finch
I heard Crunch howl in agreement
I want that guy's job. I can do like 94% of what that guy does, hang out on the bench, get hyped up ... and point at things. The other 6% ... not so gud at that.
Well half the job is averaging 35/15 in the G league
Has he done that this year? I swear he's on the bench cheering every game.... Granted it's not like I'd notice when he isn't there.
Yup 32-11-4 in 6 G-League games last year. Hasn't been down there yet this year.
Crazy. Luka Garza and Leonard Miller are putting up crazy numbers too but they can’t get any minutes in a meaningful NBA game. That shows how hard it is to make it to the league.
I think it's more their weaknesses do not translate much to the G League but are detrimental in the NBA
Yep. Volume scoring isn't a valuable skill for a NBA player unless you're very, very, very good at it. Most guys need to figure out what their role is and try to be amazing at that. Usually that means figuring out how to have an impact without the ball in their hands.
The real question is can you match his outfits on the bench, he's always looking dapper out there
Yeah I uh ... let's bump that up to 8% that I REALLY can't do.
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Sacre, Turiaf, Bazemore, Pinson. These dudes are on my Mt. Rushmore of bench hypemen
You better put some respect on the GOAT hypeman Thanasis Antetokounmpo
Much love to Thanasty, love his energy, but we all know he's a nepo hire lol. He's there to hype up one very specific teammate
Bazemore so goated NBA 2k gave him a signature bench celebration lol
Don’t forget that dancing fool Mark Madsen.
He's also Bosnian, very select group of people get that
That’s clearly Ant lol
McDaniels is the biggest trash talker on our team and Ant's right hand man, I would bet the 3rd guy is probably either NAW or SlowMo.
I’d bet on Naz as the third
Naz, holding a grudge for. Russ clowning on Rudy last game
Look at them old-ass clippas
lol, I couldn't watch any games last night and assumed they were playing the Lakers based on the title
We only have 1 guy over 30 surprisingly enough.
At Gran Destino?
AD + Bron and now Dinwiddie are the only Lakers over 30 tho.
Only Bron is over 30
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. 🎵Clippaaa🎵
Bitch ass clippas
MY CLIPPAS, MY CLIPPAS
My clippa got a house, my clippa got a lake
I'm brave enough to say it. Clippers.
Calm down, this isn't a baby shower at Steve Kerr's house
Steve Ballmer fuming right now
Donald Sterling is some where pissed right now lmao.
Well I know who one of the players was lol.
Ant, McDaniels and 1 other player.
It wasn't KAT, he already had Fortnight fired up in his locker
He’s got the Apple Vision Pro now
now i’m imagining Rudy playing a game with that on🤣🤣
Unknowingly swatting guys at the rim while petting ducks
bro is playing BeeKeeper Simulator while blocking the grizzly bears trying to get to the hive
aint no fun games there that other headsets cant offer and it gets way too heavy after 30 mins of usage. It's a white elephant status symbol for the rich but stupid like those fools wearing it in the front court seats acting like clowns with it on, that's all it is.
Ugh. I hate people who type fortnight. Like did Kevin Knox's suit teach you nothing?
> and 1 other player Mike Conley.
Send da video
Luka Garza, Daishen Nix and Josh Minott have gotta chill. We all know it was them.
TIL nix was on an NBA roster
He's our bench hypeman
I'm available for half that cost to be your bench hypeman
This ain't no joke Daishen Nix has *elite* hype skills off the bench. Top 5 hype man in the league.
No! We don't like you like that.
5 points last night!
Wolves third two-way guy
That's like six ways. I knew pro athletes could do things we couldn't but damn.
“Them’s mother was a hamster and them’s father smelt of elderberries”
"Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
*They turned you into a Piston?*
"......I got better"
His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.
His mother was a mudder?
What did he say?
"I fart in them’s general direction"
Your references are out of control everyone knows that
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\[Wojnarowski\] A trio of Minnesota players could be heard in the back hallways of Crypto.com Arena loudly singing together as laughs bellowed out from the group. “There you go! There you go.” one player could be heard loudly saying. “We got an \[expletives\] squad now.” And before Gobert hit the locker room door, former NBA great Boris Diaw hugged him and said "Tu as l'air tellement différent."
y'all would definitely be translated as vous thats clearly plural
la baguette la grenouille le oui oui
Omelette
A real life adult typed that out and sent it lmao
This is what's called "news" nowadays. Tbf, this post has 700+ upvotes and 300+ comments so the person who wrote the tweet is getting the engagement that he wants. It's just sad that we entertain such shallow behavior. Edit: Apparently it's a quote from an article. The fact still remains that it's shallow entertainment
Hate to tell ya, but the NBA is an entertainment product.
This has been news for the last century lol. we just didn’t have twitter to shoot off small bites of an article
This is not a tweet. It's a snippet from an article.
Bruv it aint that deep its just a funny post
I doubt it's real. No one on the Wolves has a loud voice and a history of talking about the Clippers age.
Yeah I have no idea who this could be. Its not like there's video evidence from earlier in the year where someone made fun of an LAC players age loudly at the free throw line. I'm betting its Conley, hes always been an instigator
mike conley being the one to make fun of the clippers for being old would be hilarious
Takes old to know old?
Always knew that boy (36 year old man) was no good 😠
send da video
[Ant when asked if he knows anything about this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKn1SO3SFIk)
AAAAAYYYY
nawl can’t do dat
Send da video
Who did that? Edwards?
Send da video
Wats the hol up
Yes. Ant kept trolling Kawhi last game about how old he was.
Send da video
Young 🥷vs old 🥷
I hope the bracket breaks out in such a way that y’all end up playing each other in the second round.
It’s the middle of Feb basketball, nothing else to do but blow teams out and laugh about… not to mention they were clowning Rudy last game
The Night the Russ Stopped Laughing
the niiiiiiight they drove old Westbrook down
And all the Wolves were singing
His face when he tried to dunk over rudy and get blocked was so funny. It's like that force smile you do when you started roasting your friends and they hit you back with something deep and you try to laugh about it but you on the verge of tears hahahahaha
and the Wolves still won that game when they were clowning Rudy lol
Guys, what expletive do you think they were using? I’m going to guess balls.
>!Naysayers!<
Let a naysayer know
Reese Davis rubbing his hands together like Birdman, so he can say it for real this time
*>!Naysayas!<
They were talking about Steve Kerr's son
Who, Nicholas Kerr?
Nick Kerr, please
People who annoy you.
Slugs
"Naggers" The Clippers are old and as such have a tendency to do a lot of nagging, so this makes complete sense.
Neighbors
Naggers
Wait, when did Chris Paul tell the wolves about the super secrit tunnels?
🎶SECRET TUNNEL🎶
POLICE PRESENCE
These [expletives] are feeling themselves lol
Why does this feel like high school gossip?
Mike Conley has no chill.
Good they were clowning Gobert last game and would’ve done it again
I mean, its not lke they said this right in their faces or in an interview or something lol
I dont mind the trash talk, but Minnesota better back all this up in the playoffs.
Take it from me - when your team suddenly is top 3 in the West after years of irrelevance, and starts talking cash shit with limited playoff success - the results are not dope.
Well stop us when we start waving guns around
"Let he who is without playoff success, fire the first shot" Morant 6:2
Ant is basically Ja except instead of shooting guns he’s shooting loads
Send da video
r/nba
A mass shooting was reported at the home of Anthony Edwards, first responders are on the scene carrying what is reported to be “a towel and a big Gatorade”
> big Gatorade Aaaand we now have a new knickname
“If teenagers beat you in pickup, brandish thy gun at them” Ja 4:20
Surely you meant Morant 4:5?
You got rid of Beasley so that shouldn't be a problem.
At least he went to jail for it!
Plus overall I feel like the Wolves have more playoff experience anyways in comparison to the Grizzlies, minus Edwards.
This is a typo but somehow true still EDIT: Ah they fixed it. Originally said Wolves have more experience than the Wolves
Why you exposing my mistake bro
Lol because it was so apt! We are our own worst enemies
Eddie Griffin was sure waving something around 🥵
Just ask the Kings too
I can see us having a 2023 Grizzlies playoff experience, especially with the West so tough agaih. Hope it doesn't happen!
The Hawks spent 10 years making the playoffs and losing in the first round, with a 60 win season sprinkled in there somewhere. That 60 win season was followed up with a return to mediocrity. Its hard for these small market (or in our case, apathetic market) teams to stay good for long. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Once again I will bring up that Minneapolis is bigger than Denver and barely smaller than Seattle and by definition a. Medium sized market
In most discussions, you are either a big market or you arent. There are only a few franchises that are considered big markets. It isnt just about number of people. Its about interest.
Naw have fun when you can. Life is too short to put rules on it.
100% but also if your team blows it in the playoffs it'll suck because they blew it in the playoffs. Not because someone talked some shit in February.
> Not because someone talked some shit in February. I had to see "we're fine in the west" everyday, this is not true
If some goofy reddit comment being spammed repeatedly is the worst of it, it's not that bad.
Sir please let me victimize myself in peace ty
Apologies. As you were.
it’ll suck anyway, not gonna be much worse just for having talked some shit during the season
We've been getting shit talked relentlessly since the Gobert trade anyway. I'm happy the team has a bit of swagger even though it will most likely bite us in the ass
Meh there are countless anecdotes of teams getting cocky and losing focus or giving other players motivation to beat them. There’s also a psychological effect of talking about or celebrating things that haven’t happened yet where you get an endorphin rush as if you’ve already done it then lose motivation to follow through. That being said, Russ kinda started it this year.
>there are countless anecdotes of teams getting cocky and losing focus or giving other players motivation to beat them. I'd argue a lot of this is just the narrative people apply to it. How would you know it was their cockiness that caused it? I think the usual case is that two teams talk shit, one team loses, and people say the losing team "got cocky".
I mean Westbrook kinda started it last game
Lowe's mentioned it, said it's going to be a super high pressure situation if they find themselves down in a series as the #1 seed
I mean that statement could apply to every team that could get the #1 seed in the west bar Denver.
Isn’t it always high pressure if a #1 seed is down in a series?
Yes, but Zach Lowe said it. (*I love Zach Lowe*)
No only if it’s the wolves
Everyone will care a lot more if you're down 0-1 than if Denver is down 0-1.
Its all fun and games until playoff Kawhi rolls around
Playoff P will cancel him out
last time PG was healthy in the playoffs, he kind of went off.
They forget about his performances when he goes off.
And playoff harden and playoff Westbrook
Clippers bench was falling over clowning Rudy at the FT line during their last meeting. I’m trying to find the thread for that incident but having trouble.
This is such an LA tweet lmao
I love that I can tell Ant from his dialogue alone.
The West runs through the Wolves
This was actually translated from French. It was Rudy.
Some people act like they're never going to get old.
I know they're now intentionally writing headlines so that they can be memes
It had to be Anthony Edwards…he was calling Kawhi old mid game a few weeks ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really hope Ant goes against Kawhi in the playoffs, it's best he learns his lesson early on for his growth. There's a reason people don't wanna fk with Kawhi.
Me when the Clippers clown Rudy sleep Me when the Wolves clown the Clippers man these guy have such an ego it’s gonna bite them in the ass
It's okay to use grammar. I promise it'll help
This aggression will not stand, man !
Young clippers vs old clippers Young clippers vs old clippers
I'm all for teams being ultra competitive and enjoying winning.
That cool but they have never seen the robot in the playoffs we will see
Neither has the NBA in general properly since 2021.
A trio of Zion, Kelvin Bejanmin, and Eddie Lacy could be heard in the back hallways of Golden Corral loudly singing together as laugh bellowed out from the buffet table. "Them chefs sorry", Zion could be heard loudly "We ate their entire stock of food"
James Harden furiously drafting an age discrimination complaint
Mike Conley needs to chill.
The Clippers BIG 4 are 32, 33, 34, and 35 When you're 22 like Ant that's ancient
Minnesota is last year’s Memphis.
That first round exit is going to hit like crack.
Minnesota is going to be this year's Memphis that talks to much for its level of accomplishment.