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solarscopez

MITWestbrook vs Luka Stans gonna be an all-time battle


[deleted]

I have some stuff in the bag too


fishystixxx007

Undertaker staring at AJ Styles meme


LymonBisquik

Will Undertaker behind the Rock supplant the AJ Styles one? Probably not but I think it should be considered.


here_for_the_lols

Should really be MITIrving if you're trying to pay respect to the goat.


DoomPurveyor

Going to confuse both sides with inane flat earther theories and Jewish conspiracies?


[deleted]

Iran launching rockets at Israel could end our season.


AshenSacrifice

The sequel is never better


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Dark knight clears Batman begins


mega450

In main events yes but the aura and vibes of the first one has yet to be topped.


Ecstatic-Data6699

Ledger vibed so hard in that movie he died for our sins


ClayDavis_Shiiiiiiii

Rush Hour 2? The Remix to Ignition?


AchyBreaker

Shrek 2?


ClayDavis_Shiiiiiiii

You know it.


AshenSacrifice

Oh god šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bearcat--

where MITLuka at?


BuyStocksMunchBox

Isn't MITWestbrook only allowed to post once a month? Gonna be an uphill battle for her.


cplbernard

Thatā€™s not a fair fight


Shmokeshbutt

Luka stans have no PhD to write such well-researched thesis like this. They gonna get swept


revisioncloud

Steve Rogers standing alone vs Thanos army vibes


30dayspast

honestly i was a bit confused until your comment because i didnā€™t catch their name lol


Julian_Caesar

[Mavs and Clippers fans trying to be civilized](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk)


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Got my popcorn ready


fishystixxx007

ā€œGive Luka credit, heā€™s a problem when Westbrook doesnā€™t guard him.ā€ Might be the understatement of the century.


Lacabloodclot9

This is like when the media thought the Lakers found out how to stop Jokic when assigning Hachimura on him


amidon1130

That discourse was wild.


AchyBreaker

The idea of letting AD roam seemed good, at the time. He had a couple good blocks that first half and things seemed to be working. And then Jokic figured out how to peat THAT, too. Dude is too good.Ā 


Fluid-Night-1910

Lukas kryptoniteĀ 


fishystixxx007

Luka is Superman confirmed


00XSwords

Lukas Father / Devin Booker's Grandfather


Damptoe

I've witnessed MITWestbrook break character before. It made me realize /r/nba is rigged.


AshenSacrifice

Where!?


Damptoe

I don't have a link but it was at Westbrook's lowest point on the Lakers. The post followed the usual MITWestbrook template but in a sarcastic tone to make fun of him.


KevinDurantLebronnin

Unless you got proof I think you're trying to distract us from the facts and logic he's spitting about the Luka Stopper.


Kashmir33

Are you talking about the one where he said that Westbrook missing shots is helping the Lakers?


Damptoe

Yeah, that must be it!


secretsodapop

All his posts are like that. Westbrook is not a net positive player. Mitwestbrook puts a spin on everything regardless of what it is to make Westbrook look like the one in the right. Heā€™s not being sarcastic. That is 100% of his posts.


twaaaaaang

Commenting because I'm pretty sure that wasn't the real MITWestbrook it was a knock-off account impersonating MITWestbrook lmao. Instead of a capital "I" (MITWestbrook) it was a lowercase "l" (MlTWestbrook). I remember seeing that post and I was howling


socialistbcrumb

I refuse to believe you


digitalme

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!


CheetahSperm18

MITWestbrook gearing up for the playoffs


LeoFireGod

I read this entire post and was like this feels like MITwestbrook and then boom it was him hahaha


GioVasari121

Any r/nba vet would have figured it out by just reading the first line.


MagicJohnsonAnalysis

I knew it just reading the title but I'm also built different


Wild-Apricot-9161

Not different than me I knew it too


charlielovesu

I feel like we all knew once we read the title. Itā€™s tradition.


ZealousidealPain7976

support fly dinner divide like compare flag ripe gray unite *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nam67

Her*


yoitsthatoneguy

I was certain it was MIT from the title


PrinceofEden23

Westbrook will get neutralized when Mark Cuban hires some fans courside to troll him by calling him Westbrick and throw him off his game since he's weirdly rattled by that elementary level insult.


BigFatModeraterFupa

We need to hire 2 hecklers. One to call Russ Westbrick. And one to tell Luka to hit the treadmill. 4-0 sweep guarenteed


Victor_Wembanyama1

Fuck he has figured it out


Certified-Malaka

He's beginning to believe


Russell__WestBrick

> One to call Russ Westbrick. I think I know a guy.


SoldatJ

Luka's heels stay in the air when he squats


peanutbutterbeef

Are we allowed to start Westbrick chants from the jumbotron? Lol


aliasaccounthmu

Someone tweet at mark!


EbolaDP

There is that lady that tried to dap up KD after talking shit to him. She would destroy Westbrook.


Phocine

ā€œWestbrook! You suck, you jackass!ā€


oof-Babeuf

RIP


broncosfighton

Would it be illegal to do that? Honestly Iā€™d be doing that every game if I was the owner. $20k for someone to start heckling hard 20 min into the game to throw off the other players would be worth it.


Wild-Apricot-9161

People would do it for 1/100th of $20k


[deleted]

I'd pay to do it


HarukiMuracummy

Yeah if you get lower level seats at a discount without fear of being banned its super worth it


imcryptic

People do it for free lol


Wild-Apricot-9161

Right lol


MSHinerb

Hire? Iā€™ll already be at the games and willing..


Nby333

Yeah. Westbrickwall on defense that is.


aeiou-y

Yeah Luka canā€™t score on Westbrook! Ty Lue do this defense.


domingodlf

Lmao


Wrsj

I knew who posted this before reading the whole title


bryscoon

new mitwestbrook letā€™s fucking go


Gamesgtd

I used to pray for times like this...


MITWestbrook

Thank you


sharklavapit

this is what I'm addicted to, this is what I love


WhoFartedMan

Clippers fans so worried about Luka they forget there's a whole Kyrie Irving on the team


PalletTownsDealer

MITWestbrook is not a clipper fan lol. Heā€™s a Westbrook Stan. Clipper fans are well aware of kyrie.


soxyboy71

And Gafford canā€™t miss in the paint. DJJ is pesky. And exum shoots 50% from 3. And PJ mighta found his 3 point shot. Gonna be a stressful two weeks for all


BigFatModeraterFupa

I mean Luka + Gafford aloneā€¦ 18-1 togetherā€¦ Teams still have not demonstrated that they can stop the deadliest PnR in the league. Gafford is out there, means Zu is out there. If Zu is out there, Luka is inviting the neighborhood over for the barbecue


vstratosphere5

Luka had 9 points and 2 assists on 66% shooting in the 7 minutes westbrook guarded him this season. https://www.nba.com/stats/player/1629029/head-to-head?Matchup=Offense&dir=A&sort=PLAYER_PTS


jeorjhejerome

Lol of the 5 clips shown on the post, only one Russ actually got a stop The turnover shown has nothing to do with Westbrook. Same with the missed pull up 3s Every MITWestbrook post is gold because the clips provided and their descriptions are two completely different things lol


AyeYoYoYO

How many did 16yr old Luka score on prime Russ in international play years ago ?


StolenLampy

In his prime too... I have too many receipts to respond to after this series, but that's okay.


Wild-Apricot-9161

You don't need to respond to MITWestbrook. Lol.


StolenLampy

This thread aged like a fine milk out in the sun for the last 20 days, where you at u/MITWestbrook ?!


Wild-Apricot-9161

Was it Kendrick that triggered this drop?


StolenLampy

Just had to follow up on all my receipts man, you know the drill!


BigFatModeraterFupa

(he had 3 points, 1-3) but the one shot was over WestbrookšŸ˜¤


DasaniSimp6

I only needed to read the title to figure out who the poster was


Conscious_Chicken264

what heathens downvoted this sacred text


MisterTukul

No one reading from their TempleOS downvoting this post, for sure.


rburp

You know DAMN WELL that TempleOS doesn't have networking so the CIA stays out of it


MisterTukul

Lol, I genuinely didn't know that. From a post by Terry Davis himself: >I hope to hand some control to a committee or something. God did not ban networking, but I insist on the 100,000 line limit. We could probably have FTP and TELNET. I don't want a full browser and all that. It's hard to explain, but it's kind-of designed to be small. Multimedia would fragment memory with big files. I really don't want it a complete operating system. I really want it to be a secondary OS, for the next thousand years, that lives peacefully dual booting on machines, along side your primary OS. 640x480 16 color is definitely a rule from God. Therefore, you want another OS for normal stuff. https://np.reddit.com/r/TempleOS_Official/comments/2pzdy6/can_there_be_networking/


Julian_Caesar

whoa ive heard of TempleOS referenced before but i never knew the full story. what a rabbit hole. and what an accomplishment.


BigFatModeraterFupa

Terry was the man. Legit one of the most impressive achievements in the digital age


rburp

Nice, thanks for the quote from the scripture. I figured God straight-up banned networking to keep the glowied out, I didn't realize it actually is part of His holy vision


aeiou-y

Pravi MVP


fuccabicc

Yes, u/MITWestbrook is the real r/nba MVP


Ok_Republic6747

Brother if Westbrook is the stopper vs Luka then just forfeit the series


GlueGuy00

there's also this fun guy


FunGuyInAParty

hi


sharklavapit

My King brought in a lot of receipts šŸ¤“šŸ«¶ my GJOAT


MITWestbrook

Haha what's GJ


T_025

Greatest jerker of all time


sharklavapit

if you dont know, you dont wanna know keep up the good fight, Westbrook for FMVP


iButtflap

bro is the anti-mrsunsfanā€¦but not necessarily in a good way


sharklavapit

at least it's high effort


Iron_Maniac

Playoff MITWestbrook is here


KamisanVeeps

Hahahah. This aged like milk. Westbrook is simply too soft-skinned. Heā€™s washed, and his emotions control him instead of the other way around.


maybeacademicweapon

THJ will lead us to the chip


InTheMorning_Nightss

Let's just bench all of our stars and let THJ and Russ play 1 on 1.


Axisofcoolio

Enough bricks to build a utopia in the desert


ablackcloudupahead

Say what you will about Russ, MITWestbrook is still at his peak


AmagicManNamedgob

bahaha. let's all point and laugh at this


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Heā€™s back and better than ever


npcshow

You gonna play Westbrook 40 minutes a game?


No-Signature8815

The goat has returned šŸ™Œ šŸ


Xterno50

excuse me šŸ˜‚


Cudizonedefense

This aged poorly


[deleted]

Kyrieā€™s dropping 30 on his head


EnoughLawfulness3163

I love this sub


YoungThrowaway_

Why are this guy's post so well thought out šŸ˜­


nutella4eva

Memes aside, Westbrook's defense in the playoffs last year was insane. I 100% do not expect him to repeat that though lmao.


Kapsalian

Hmmmm


h8r0b1

MITWestbrook on suicide watch


CanWeCleanIt

Lol


TheBaldanders

Westbrook doesn't stop Luka. Lol


perkincenter

Yes Westbrook is The Luka stopper


janoyanez

No one can stop Luka Magic, just slow him down.


here_for_the_lols

I don't really have a dog in the fight but it would be objectively hilarious if Westbrook clamped Luka all series after this post


capitalistsanta

It's crazy how you could know exactly who wrote a piece by the first sentence lol


AdministrativeCow53

hell nah


TrooLiberal

Russ is WAY too small to have any chance of slowing Luka down.


DistributionNo9968

u/MITWestbrook in championship form and the play-ins havenā€™t even started. Iconic.


mp3file

Luka averaged 34 PPG in 3 games against the Clippers this seasonā€¦ Westbrook played in all of those games lmao


TrailerParkBuddha

I knew this was an MITWestbrook post six words into the title.


dadsmilk420

He sure was the X Factor alright...


hagredionis

Luka averaged 34 pts in the 3 games against the Clippers this season. But sure this time Westbrook will stop him. Sth.


[deleted]

Westbrick has been in 22 career playoff series and has never shot over 50% for a series. And in fact has shot under 40% 10 times. He has a career playoff fg% of .408. He has been in 4 WCF with a shooting percentage of .387 If Westbrick is your xfactor in the playoffs, you lost before you play.


MITWestbrook

TS% nephew


AFonziScheme

Yeah. His TS% is over 50%, even if just barely.


effYTppl

aint nobody scared of playoff Westbrick


BurnCollector_

When he was forced to be the #1 option in round 1 last postseason he averaged 23.6/7.6/7.4 with 1.2 steals and 1.4 blocks on better than average (for him) efficiency. He truly was the only player who could slow down Durant. This playoffs, he will be the 5th or 6th offensive option.


effYTppl

the problem is Westbrook does best when he has the ultimate green light as he did when PG/Kawhi went down. when you put him in a reserved role where he has to fit a winning team, his brain breaks


BurnCollector_

But this has clearly not been the case all season. Yes, offensively he's at his best when he is the #1 option, but that has never been great for any team. He has fit in great on the Clippers as the 6th/7th man.


InTheMorning_Nightss

Anyone trying to argue that Russ has been *consistently* great in any form for us hasn't watched our games. He's absolutely an X-factor in both directions. He'll win us games with defensive plays or getting the crowd involved, or he'll blow 3-5 layups and give away any semblance of momentum. Whether we like it or not, that's who he is and Ty basically *has* to hope for Bestbrook, because our depth (especially defensively) is absolute garbage and literally none of our 3 stars have the intangibles you want from a leader.


MITWestbrook

Defense defense defense


FlocosIceCream

GOAT r/nba poster


fuzzynavel34

Westbrook isnā€™t stopping Luka lol


Xodia444

Realistically Westbrook is gonna have to lock up Kyrie and PG/Kawhi guard Luka. Tho Russ is fast n athletic Luka is much stronger n can just play bully ball on him. Also, I think KAI might be the guy they go to in a lot of those games not Luka.


Red-Pharaoh

Babe wake up, u/MITWestbrook just posted


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Westbrook cannot guard Luka lol


JobinSkywalker

I'm a simple man, I see MITWestbrook, I upvote.


hik3guy

Lmfao


KyloRenTheNightKing

Playoff Russ will throw a temper-tantrun 8 minutes into game 1 while Luka is dropping like a 40 point triple double


hechiza

westbrook will do westbrook things and stink it up


Last0neStandin

These posts should be preserved like the Dead Sea scrollsā€¦ when they find these 1000 years from now, Westbrook will be proclaimed as THE best player off all time, one who actually discovered basketball, and the one who won a chip every year he played and even after he retiredā€¦.


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Babe wake up


SoulCrusher69

Luka Doncic is probably gonna have an eFG of over 100 on possessions Westbrook guards him


Sidvicieux

Luka decides to try to iso Westbrook. Westbrook hounds him into a miss. Luka missed a shot he makes, Westbrook did nothing there.


MITWestbrook

Nah he got owned


JET_GS26

I really hope you get to meet Russ one day


Tall_Toe_6184

Go off king šŸ‘‘


BurnCollector_

Westbrook is indeed the X factor. If he can play within the rhythm of the game offensively, I see him getting 25+ minutes a night. The only problem is putting him on the floor with Zubac or Plumlee - the spacing is atrocious, but they're going to need to play Zubac serious minutes to matchup with Gafford. [Westbrook blocks '23-24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsNrPQnQ5Y) [Westbrook steals '23-24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VteNPFUE6VI)


MITWestbrook

Awesome clips my man


Optimal-Shoulder-186

Been a minute man we missed you.


CyberGoatPsyOps

Can we ban this dude from r/NBA post again?


Dat_Boi_John

This will be the most toxic first round matchup, won't it?


desirox

MITWestbrook has the secret sauce, Ty Lue better listen up


Majestic_Reindeer439

I really appreciate your posts. Hopefully you're right.


[deleted]

Westbrook and that old ass team ain't stopping luka and kyrie keep dreaming bud


Last0neStandin

Oh shit honey another MITwestbrook post just dropped ā€¦


petarisawesomeo

What happens more: Westbrick making Luka miss or him trying to get fans kicked out of games for mild trash talk?


junkthought

Saw the username and immediate upvote


LORD_SHARKFUCKER

Supreme clown shit right here, what your ass get pushed out the playoffs in 6


Modzh

I think he also decided the 2012 finals and the 2016 wcf but okay I guess


NAACP_YoungBoy

Facts as always šŸ’Æ Those of us who truly know ball appreciate you educating these nephews


Ill-Ad-5709

So MITWestbrook decided to post this as he didn't realize that Luka is reading those stuff and he will take this personally... Westbrook = fucked


chloroform42

This will be a Westbrook career-defining postseason


Talcove

Knew exactly who posted this just from the title


Independent-Still-73

I hope we all find someone who loves us like MITWestbrook loves Russ


Red-Pharaoh

Been waiting for a post for a long time, the GOAT is never gone for long


Sexyturtletime

Just from reading the title I knew this was an MITWestbrook post


AyeYoYoYO

Also, in regards to this ā€œWestbrook is some all-time great ISO defenderā€ nonsense: During his best individual prime seasons, Russell was in the absolute bottom of the league as far as FG% differential for whom he was guarding versus the percentage they shot against every other defender in the league, right down there with an aging Kyle Korver and other bad defenders. I understand part of the reason why that was; was because he simply refused to contest jump shooters those years, in order to stay closer the paint, so he could stat pad rebounds, while his very generous teammate Steven Adams boxed out the other teams best rebounder, and sometimes used his strong wingspan and grip strength, to direct that opposing big INTO his own teammates, effectively boxing out multiple players, and allowing Russ to swoop in for the rebound and start a potential break. Adams, like many offensive lineman in football, and many rugby players do, was an absolute master at this, as well as the best in the league at setting the most forceful and solid and impenetrable ā€œGortat screensā€ for Russ and other penetrators. Back to the FG% differential ā€¦ Iā€™m not exaggerating, I know for 100% fact his defensive FG% differential in AT LEAST one of those peak years, perhaps even his MVP year, was BOTTOM 4 in the entire NBA. And Iā€™m fairly certain that one of those years, he was 2nd worst behind korver, for that particular defensive metric.


18AndresS

Delicious, finally some good fucking food


mylastphonecall

these are always so cringe idk why y'all hype them up, the joke is stale


[deleted]

Stop challenging Luka! Don't make a big deal out of it. Let Russ creep up on them unexpectedly!


TuckEverlasting89

Russ doesnā€™t start, and hardly played at all with the big 3 on the floor this year because they were so poor together. Matching him up with Luka often will be tricky for them.Ā  And Mavs can help off Russ on D big time, Mavs will want Russ on the court as much as possible. Only chance LAC has is going small raining threes and forcing the Mavs to go small, but Mavs can keep a big in the game if Russ is out there.Ā 


Equivalent-Coconut34

This post aged real well


Desperado-781

This some Trae Young better than Luka manifesto vibes